Giovanna Coia-Pence: Professional Beard for John Pence, Mike’s Nephew?

Although I am on the other side of the political divide, I have to admit they look like a fantastic heterosexual couple.

She's scarier than Jaws.

He's smiling cause he's going in for a feelsie with that stud here.

I can't see anything after being blinded by those giant white chompers.

Those brows are problematic.

Is La Giovanna purposely channelling Amanda Peet? Those teeth, those eyebrows!

Those teef tho

Are all Pence men gay?

That ring is kind of tiny for supposedly wealthy people

[quote]Are all Pence men gay?

hush yo mouth gurl

He’s probably like Aaron Shock and won’t “know” he’s Gay until his late 30s.

Every time I look at that girl, I think if that awful cornball variety show, ‘Hee Haw’.

Does she have Kellyanne's smelly pussy problem?

Wait is she foreign?

My pussy is minty fresh, OK? And He respects me and "gift" and never touches me because he is GOOD christian boy. I'll SHOW you all on our Wedding night. My GIFT will turn him back OK?

R14 Nope, she's Jersey's Finest

[quote] My GIFT will turn him back OK?

From where, Narnia?

Too late to gift the couple from the cash funds registry before they tie the knot this weekend as those were all snapped up.

Any guesses what the password is for their wedding website?

did she register for a strap on?

Are we sure that he’s gay? I mean, look at that spare tire.

The bachelor & friends. Gay.

looks like a poster from an orthodontist's office

I wonder if she's read some of DL's threads about her and her gay BFF?

R18 password is probably some horrible wedding hashtag like #pensive4pence

R18 I love that they are getting a couple's massage together as a gift. I wonder if they both requested hunky masseurs?

People talking about her gay husband and having to hide her IG account is NOT how Giovanna wanted her wedding weekend to go!

Cousin Kellyanne is getting ready to fly for NJ for the pre-wedding festivities.

password is "expence/ive/been"

#Pencelikespen

P/W is Truvada. Johnny chose it.

If the Taliban decides not to come to the US this weekend for a surprise meeting, there’s a good chance that Trump will stop by the reception to wish the newlyweds well.

On the other hand even if they do show up, he’ll just have them wait in the car.

How can she this and not know her husband is gay??

Mother Pence’s Tips For The Wedding Night:

Read some sex books beforehand

Try something new

Lower your expectations

Somebody needs to do the Lord's Work and share this and the other thread on their IG on wedding day somehow.

That boy has never seen a pussy in his life!

Mother Pence’s Tips For The Wedding Night:

-Find a cute Football Jersey to use as lingerie

-Put PornHubGay on Daddy/Twink porn on the iPad

-Turn a blind eye

Mother Pence’s Tips For The Wedding Night:

-Find a cute Football Jersey to use as lingerie

-Put PornHubGay on Daddy/Twink porn on the iPad

-Turn a blind eye

I love what she does with her eyebrows. I hope she goes with the unibrow look for her big day!

Her twitter is still up. You can leave her best wishes with her Heterosexual Husband there.

I bet Giovanna has seen this thread and is crying into her lasagna right now

I bet she knows that he's gay, but she thinks about their family legacy and maybe becoming FLOTUS one day. Because, in her mind, the world will remain as kind and supportive to conservatives as they were when they elected Donald Trump. And he will remain in the closet forever to satisfy his and his family's ambition.

Is Giovanna still hiding her IG on this very important week?

Still private! So sad she can’t publicly share her wedding day bliss publicly! If she wants to be FLOTUS she’ll need a tougher skin, that’s why a former Hooker with a heart of gold, like Melania, is perfect... because she’s been fucked 6 ways to Sunday in a Slovenian flea bag motel by an entire government council and made it through stronger unlike this privileged lil princess.

You just know that Giovanna's frau relatives want to comment on their couple photos and probably saw the 'she's an obvious homosexual' comment about her husband by now!

Of course his sassy ass is still public, cause he’s going to be a big newsman the likes of Walter Cronkite.

The homo comments are still up.

I think what I'm seeing is a classical case of fruit blindness.

She thinks he can become a successful politician and then she can become a Real Housewife of Jersey sitting on her ass all day

[quote] Still private! So sad she can’t publicly share her wedding day bliss publicly! If

Somebody should fly a plane with a banner that reads "YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY" as they take their vows!

R49 LOL

A raging loud mouth bitch

Damn. They’re both fucking ugly. Glad they won’t reproduce since hubby is a Nelly.

Public fertility troubles are imminent.

I heard he convinced her to have their honeymoon in West Hollywood.

I'm still dying at Mother Pence's suggestion that she select a football jersey as wedding night lingerie.

Maybe a jockstrap too.

Will Smellyanne be at their wedding tomorrow?

It's this girl's big day today and she's still hiding her IG!

Still private. Poor thing!

Wedding hashtag is #JohnandGtakeAC

half her face is all teeth! like a horse!

Poo Giovanna. She has to know that people think her Husband is gay.

[quote] Replying to @giovannacoi Your hubby does gay anal like a champ!

i foresee trouble in the bedroom for this one

Me encanta el pene grande en mi trasero y luego mi parte favorita es cuando sale la leche.

Mizz John just posted an IG story to Giovanna!!!

Leave him alone... it's not his fault he has a famous Uncle. You guys are such jerks sometimes.

He's a closetcase shitstain promoting Trump and antigay policies. He can go suck cocks in hell R66 but I'm afraid he might like that too much!

Disagreeing with you isn't a crime, R67. It doesn't give you license to treat people like shit.

That strong jaw line may indicate a beard-merkin pairing.

R68 spare me sympathy for those who actually deserve it.

Besides if you were Giovanna's family, wouldn't you want to know that your daughter is marrying a gay man? I know I would. We're just doing the Lord's Work!

R66 R68 a Pence found the site and pony’d up $1.50.

Pences and Trumps are fucking Nazis and will be remembered as such. Oh and Kellyanne Conway is a ugly, lying, leathered Cunt. The very definition of rode hard and put up wet.

She look uhh like a man!

Were matching Crate & Barrel twin beds part of their registry?

She's very equine.

will there be IG posts from the bridal chamber later tonight?

has the maid reported yet on the status of the marriage bed linens?

Looks like a fine couple!

My bride had a headache so Uncle Mike and I went out on the town.

#20's pic shows she has breast implants. No way would a woman that emaciated fill a bikini bra top. Tits are the first to go when you're starving.

It's all part of looking like a hot babe a straight stud would go for.

[quote] It's all part of looking like a hot babe a straight stud would go for.

Well, her investment certainly didn't pay off then!

I have a feeling their first night of marriage involved baking cookies and binge watching episodes of the Real Housewives.

They did it! They’re Husband and Horse... I mean Wife.

He has better chemistry with the brother-in-law than he does with her.

Church, invitation and Kellyanne here!

The basic bitch flower arrangements!

Some guests

More guests

MORE gayface on the right R86

More guests and the tacky casino/hotel ballroom

What a hideous fucking flower arrangement R85!!

She's trying to stop him from QUEENING it up at the altar!

His outfit. FI Pines or courthouse?

A hilarious sham of a marriage

Gio’s bro may be family.

lmao wouldn't it be funny if somebody warned Mama Coia about her new gay son in law?

R32 looks like the start of a CockyBoys video

R82 go to 2nd picture to see Jimmy’s heifer of a date.

Sometimes I’ve noticed Incest Survivors will find gay and/or highly promiscuous men and turn a blind eye, as they feel more comfortable if they don’t have to be the sexual release for the man, is that the case?

Here’s the resume for Mizz John:

Senior Adviser: Donald Trump Presidential Campaign

Legal Extern: DOJ

Intern: USHOR Committee on Foreign Affairs, Indiana AG

So basically a lot of nepotism.

He just completed his MBA at NYU, he definitely was getting the pen hard in NYC.

R99 also he knows English, Spanish, Portuguese and Arabic to help pull all the caramel guys.

Mizz Thang John was probably so excited to have so much attention and was probably humble bragging about the Secret Service presence. She’s kind of a big deal, ya know!?

Federal Aviation Administration issued temporary flight restrictions in the area until Sunday... SQEEEEEE we’re such a big deal!!!

I’m so excited to see what Mother wore!!!!

Please post more photos of the wedding. I have to see more of this trainwreck shitshow

You have to appreciate that Dataloungers commented on her IG and there was a little thought of “Am I marrying a Homosexual?!” in the back of her mind on her wedding day.

After a few glasses of wine, he likes to pick out guys for her on Tinder before having a little fun of his own.

One year max before she finds gay porn on his cellphone.

HAHA r107 She knows that she has never seen, nor will she ever see his cellphone. That thing is locked down.

I hope they never breed. A mingling of Pence and Kellyanne Conway genes is like a sure sign of the apocalypse.

Don't worry, R109. Jenny's penis is never going anywhere near her puss!

R110 lol Jenny Pence

Has the bride filed for an annulment yet on the grounds of fraud?

Giovanna is in it for the long haul. She’s ready to be FLOTUS.

First Lady of Bearding maybe.

And even then, she would have to take a number.

I think it’s a trend for closeted gay faces to marry horse faces. Is there a connection?

Where to begin... 1st this picture, then go to his Instagram story and see this Kween singing ‘American Girl’ to her on stage at the reception... then an unveiling of her anorexia nervosa body in Hawaii.

Ivanka commented: Congratulations to you both!!! ❤️

His hair is departing quickly

[quote] His hair is departing quickly

But on the bright side, he gained a beard.