Jonah Hill looks like a badass

OP = Jonah Hill

OMG Jonah get off the internet!!!

Nah, I'm not him. I'm just a chaser and I stumbled upon that pic on Reddit (where the thread is about the coffee being dropped).

Hot Bear...too bad about the stupid tats

why is he so loathed in the business? a fat grouch?

Badass at what, clown college? He’s a spoiled rich jerk who had surgery.

He’s gross.

how stupid to hold your cup that way

Hey Jonah, hows your baby dick doing these days?

Are those tattoo's real or just make-up for some film?

Jonah Rosenberg= fat, duplicitous and a nepotist.

Why would anyone say he’s loathed in the business?

The only dirt I can think of is when he called a paparazzo a “faggot” or something.

I swear I have no idea why, but I've always felt sorry for him.

He was twice nominated for an Oscar. How long did it take for Al Pacino to get one nomination? Exactly!!

He looks like he's thinking, "Where can you find a burger and fries in this fucking hellhole?".

That street is filthy.

Stop OP, I just took some pills, and I want to keep them down.

He’s smoking a cigarette.

He still looks like a fat steamy turd 💩.

He still looks like a fat steamy turd 💩.

No matter how much weight he loses, he will always look like a fat man in a skinny man's body.

So tats=badass? I heard the ‘real’ pain is in the removal. I know way to many people who regret tattoos and have to go bigger to cover the ‘regerst’.

his armpit stench and asshole smell drive many away....

so bad, its said flys circle round his ass.....

[quote] heard the ‘real’ pain is in the removal.

Tattoo removal is very very painful.

as matter of fact, he does have a bad, pitiful, nonbubble or hot.....ass.

Butterface

I agree. He looks good OP.

He doesn't look "badass". He looks "white trash". If he thinks those nasty tats make him look tough he's missed the mark considerably. He looks rather pathetic IMO.

He looks like the love child of Richard Dreyfuss and Seth Rogen.

Black clothing is so slimming.

His knock knees are distracting.

You first, OP.

His crotch smells like an ashtray.

Y'alls pathological obsession with tattoos is hilarious. We get it, tattoos don't go with your cosmos, but plenty of people find them attractive. I don't have any because my fear of commitment also applies to my own body, but most are either a positive or at least neutral characteristic on a dude.

Jonah looks better than he ever has though I don't know if I would call him "badass" just yet.

R1 beat me to it.

R32 thankfully his hideous face distracts from the knock knees.

Someone at GQ has a hard on for him. They constantly feature him in stories as if he's a style God.

He's pathetic. And ugly.

Ewww! NEVER. Because he has a beard and tattoos now? Get this douchebag outta here!

Jonah is desperate to find a new niche. Tattoos? He bet on the same horse Tobey Maguire bet on. Trying to be ultra cool when nobody cares.I actually thought Kid Rock was Macaulay Culkin trying to reinvent himself. Then the real Macaulay turned out to be cool, and Kid Rock became sad, then started headlining your next tractor pull.

Tattoos are forever. Don’t drink and tattoo.

Brought to you by cousin Luke, aunt Coco, and the Church of Latter Day Saints.

I'm sorry, but his face still reminds me of a fat, embittered Polish nun whose breath smells of pickled herring, and his personality is still as appealing as a pile manure.

I hate how he constantly name-drops. Newsflash: no one cares, Jonah.

Are Jonah and Leo really besties? Have you seen Jonah on any of Leo’s yachts or private jets?

Can you imagine being one of the whores on Leo's boat worrying you'll end up having to fuck Jonah?

What R7 said.

If you think Jonah's gross, look up his brother, who looks exactly like a younger Harvey Weinstein.

He still looks like 10 lbs. of dog shit in a 5 lb. bag.

she still wears a big bra to contain her pudgy nasty tittys…..still got that dogs ass face too, explains his grumpy ways.

His next step should be to the facial plastic surgeon for a total re do.

Are we sure that's actually Jonah Hill in the OP's photo? Have they managed to do a successful head transplant and I missed the news somehow?

His sister Beanie Feldstein is a delight, however. Unfortunate looks, but she got the charm and talent to compensate.

Jonah da whale alwys reminds me of a hairy villain in an Agatha Christie show on pbs…..victor buono ish.

Hell he probably one of them fugs who gets up in the nite to smoke a cig....ADDICT YES

All those ugly tats just reek of desperation. He must think they make him look cool. Unfortunately they just make him look sad. Jews don't usually do tattoos. Someone needs to tell him he's not Adam Levine.

He’d never work again if he did that r48. It’s a catch 22. He’s miserable and sad bc he’s ugly and weird, but gets paid a huge amount of money just to be ugly and weird.

Though he looks pretty good in Op’s photo.

Who?

in interviews u can tell he is a smug fug wug sug…..just is.

not his fault, born lookiin that way, bound to happen, GRIEF

I've heard he's quite uppity and pompous to people in public. Isn't he the one who was snotty to Don Lemon when they ran into each other once?

What did I tell ya, someone at GQ has his publicist on speed dial. There's almost an article a week about this fat unfunny piece of crap.

I feel like his arms and hands are too small to be considered bear material.

He's like an fat aging hairless cub.

He reminds me of high school and the beta male football players who were always huge assholes to the theatre geeks and nerds.

He reminds me of the one ugly fat guy in the popular group who was always the biggest asshole and said the stufff they were too afraid to say because he felt empowered by being popular-adjacent.

fats and tats, no thonx

R61 nailed it. Exactly how I think of him too.

No one liked him in school, and it shows on his face....

geez, man this guy is hated....u queens are ruff....nice job!

He's still obese and ugly

Leo has nasty hilarious storys bout this pig.....

Bang on r61. He was the popular boys dancing monkey.

I prefer the before pic

Is it just me that thinks wearing a Rolex and a t-shirt and jeans is just odd/strange? It seems a bit gauche, but I am definitely not in the Rolex league and have no clue. Even if I could afford one, I would be afraid of damage if I just wore it casually.

His 'career' gonna fall faster than leo's cock when he looks at a girls puss......

Imagine his big hairy flat ass on leo's face.

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He's actually gained quite a lot of pounds back when I worked with him in 2017. He was quite charming, quiet, humble and appreciative, but I know he was gunning for a directing spot on a tv show or film after this project. This was how he looked when I worked with him:

I suppose if “badass” = Entitled, stereotype, overweight Jew who benefits from tribe nepotism. Sure , he’s a “badass”. 🙄

He thinks gay guys would line up to fuck him.