Todd Palin files for divorce from former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin

Dis gunna get good. Trash can't help but be messy.

R1 - I am certain the Palins will conduct their divorce with the same amount of dignity and personal privacy for which their family is so well known.

Fake news. Other than my own marriage, i can't think of a happier wedded couple on the face of the planet.

She must be 100% drug addict if even the Trumps couldn't bother putting her up on stage at one of his never ending campaign rallies.

Wow, HE filed?

They'll be fighting for custody of Trig--the loser gets the kid.

Thoughts and prayers to a good Christian couple, whose marriage was destroyed by their daughter's appearing on Dancing With the Stars.

Todd is a hot daddy.

He will now come out and marry his gay boyfriend.

Russians could see this divorce coming from the comfort of their living rooms.

"incompatibility of temperament" implies to me she has become quite a shrew!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Get that fucking cunt away from me.

I hope he sues for alimony.

[quote] Wow, HE filed?

[quote] He will now come out and marry his gay boyfriend.

That's what I was thinking.

There were rumors of Todd living with a friend in some cabin in the lower 48.

That would be AWESOME if he came out as gay.

Yeah, after all they've been through over many years with the kids, the disabled kid, the McCain campaign, the tabloid stuff, etc, he must really, really want to get away from her.

From Gawker:

The National Enquirer has the details of what the tabloid dubs its "exhaustive" and "extensive" probe of Sarah Palin's extramarital dalliance this week. It was not with that guy who had his divorce papers sealed, but with a city council member in nearby Palmer (pop: smaller than Wasilla) they say! And from the looks of his facial hair, he is a total Toddpelganger.* It went down in the nineties, when David Foster Wallace and Elizabeth Wurtzel were an item, and it involved: snowmobiles, remote cabins, polygraphs, declarations of love, small-town politics and another one of those wackjob ex-brothers-in-law that are such a rich natural resource in Alaska.

Okay, Brad Hanson. Born in Montana, he grew up in small town Alaska, was a high school jock and is basically the exact same as Todd Palin down to the facial hair but not nearly as totally awesome, which sort of stands to reason why Palin would fall in love with him. A supporter of strip malls and self-professed enemy of "small-town charm" the Palmer football/hockey coach and property developer bonded with Todd over sports and hunting-type activities and ran a snowmobile dealership together until Todd discovered Brad and Sarah had been bonding, according to the Enquirer, over a shared interest in politics. The Enquirer says Sarah Palin told friends the relationship was never "consummated" but you know how they get around that in Islam.

Here's their evidence:

1. This guy they picture, Jim Burdett. He's the ex-con former brother-in-law of Brad Hanson's wife Carolyn's brother Craig Bratton, and boy is he a piece of work. Served three years in some unspecified clink for some sort of "theft," he filed for bankruptcy in 2001, he supposedly "turned his life around" and now "speaks regularly with family members" - that may change! - and says that everyone always knew Brad had had an affair but that it wasn't until recently that word went down the family pipeline that the affair had been with Sarah Palin, and that if the Enquirer came calling they had better deny that the affair had been with Sarah Palin. Just to make sure, the Enquirer strapped him to a polygraph and he passed with flying colors.

2. When the Enquirer initially called the Hanson household, Carolyn reportedly said: "I would prefer not to talk about it. It's a nonissue." Then she hung up. Then she called back. And then said, "There is absolutely no truth to this story. It is a complete rumor."

3. Than Brad got on the phone and said, hilariously: "Todd and I are still friends. We own a cabin together. I talked to him four times this week. Does that sound like there was a disagreement?" Um, I have had boyfriends I didn't talk to on the phone four times in a week unless something was SERIOUSLY UP so yeah.

Anyway, thoughts:

1. Brad owns a cabin with Todd. Todd also owns a cabin with that other guy with the sealed divorce papers, Scott Richter. The Palins are looking like the Treasury Department with all those ownership stakes in the housing market!

2. Unless it's the same house, in which case, with the affairs and divorces and procreation and prescription pill-popping and Divine Energy Policy Intervention going down, that house is more zeitgeisty than the Real World house circa 1992!

3. I hated the movie American Beauty, so why can I not get it out of my mind with this crew?

4. Sigh, speaking of, as Wonkette pointed out, Peggy Noonan sorta said it best about these scandals back on Friday. Yeah, we will bite on this, of course we will bite, but our teeth are sure getting rotten from the attention deficit drugs..

*What is it with these politicians who cheat on their spouses with people who are like the spitting image of their spouses? Like, they have a "spouse complex." Remember Vicky Iseman?

Isn't Trog supposed to be Bristol's secret baby?

I fucked your daughter, escorted Kathy Griffin, and posed nude. Then I go away from your shitty family, married a real human being, and have 3 children wiht her. And the marriage is still going strong. Kiss my ass, Sarah!

Todd has movie star good looks...

R17 That's from 11 years ago, honey.

Todd is a SMOKIN' hot 55 year old.

How old is Trig? Maybe he could work as a sky waitress on Alaska Air.

This is juicy. Todd is a total hottie and she’s bat shit. Wonder what happened?

Trig is a strapping handsome 11 year-old, ready for all kinds of adventure!

They're both drunken trash just like the rest of their meth-head, grifter family.

Surprised that stupid marriage with that woman lasted this long...although he's probably no prize.

Am I wrong for finding him incredibly hot???

Quitting 1/2 way through her term as Governor to cash in, was the OFFICIAL SHAMELESS MONEY GRAB of all time.

Lovely Christian values.

Todd is an Eskimo.

There's no evidence that he's either a fundie OR christian.

He just happened to marry one.

Personally, I think that Todd doesn't give a shit about anything besides fishing and snowmobiles.

R25: What you did there.........it has been seen.

He's actually not hot, he has inbred face. Which is probably why Trog never stops a chance.

Her insanity and stupidity is no longer newsworthy now that Trump is on the scene. He's stolen her spotlight. Is she on the speaker circuit? How does she make money?

Doubt Trig is Barstool's baby. Down Syndrome is the result of old eggs and not the fresh, 16 year old kind.

She is a big fake xtian like all the rest. Todd is a 6 maybe a 7 if his bod is still tight. For Alaska he is probably a 9.

Someone, think of the children!

Divorcee! Looks like single old Mooselini better find her lipstick.

[quote] Doubt Trig is Barstool's baby. Down Syndrome is the result of old eggs and not the fresh, 16 year old kind.

He's not. He's Sarah's baby.

So you're probably right, because I think she had him when she was in her 40's.

I want Track Palin inside me, quite deeply.

I can't help it. I have a thing for trashy, rough trade type of guys.

Hopefully the reality tv cameras are rolling for this series called Bailin’ Palins. First episode: “Fisherman Todd requests to throw his catch back into the water”.

FWIW, teenage eggs are also linked with congenial defects. The ideal age for a woman to give birth is the mid-20s.

Todd's goin' rogue!

This bitch needs so much bad karma to rain down on her

I wonder which of them will be awarded the trailer.

Family Values. I can see them from my house.

Sad to see such solid Conservative Christian Family values fall by the wayside. Thoughts and Prayers.

Wonder which one of them has a new rich sidepiece who will make their debut on the cover of People magazine in about a month. I think Sarah’s been fucking a lesser Koch brother. My money’s on her. She’s a shameless whory goal-digger.

r42 is correct. Teens have more retarded babies than anyone, mostly because older women are smart enough to abort defective fetuses.

Methinks that Todd has a tiny weiner, and Sarah wasn't satisfied.

[quote]They'll be fighting for custody of Trig--the loser gets the kid.

Oh hell, nah. The kid ain’t my son; he’s my grandson. Let his father take care of him, if Bristol can remember who he is.

The gravy train came to a screeching halt.

The divorce war begins...…..

I think he's part Native American not Eskimo. There are Native tribes in Alaska.

Track's alleged real father was killed in a very questionable plane crash. Allegedly, to keep it from getting out that Sarah was fucking around on Todd. Track is always trying to do bodily harm to Todd (and sometimes succeeding) which some say is payback for being lied to about his real father.

Bristol is still pissed that she isn't on the level of the Kardashian bunch. She was sure that once she had her face completely redone, she would be able to pull in a crowd of fans as big as that family. She is also the only known contestant from "Dancing With The Stars" who somehow managed to gain a lot of weight during the competition.

A former prostitute in Alaska claimed that Todd was pimping her out to his politician buddies as well as pumping her on the side too. She described his dick as small and 'two-toned."

Todd is definitely part Eskimo:

[quote] Palin was born and raised in Dillingham, Alaska to James F. "Jim" and Blanche Palin (née Roberts). Palin has Yup'ik (from a great-grandmother), Dutch, and English ancestry.

Yup'ik:

[quote] The Yup'ik or Yupiaq (sg & pl) and Yupiit or Yupiat (pl), also Central Alaskan Yup'ik, Central Yup'ik, Alaskan Yup'ik (own name Yup'ik sg Yupiik dual Yupiit pl), are an Eskimo people of western and southwestern Alaska ranging from southern Norton Sound southwards along the coast of the Bering Sea on the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta (including living on Nelson and Nunivak Islands) and along the northern coast of Bristol Bay as far east as Nushagak Bay and the northern Alaska Peninsula at Naknek River and Egegik Bay. They are also known as Cup'ik by the Chevak Cup'ik dialect-speaking Eskimos of Chevak and Cup'ig for the Nunivak Cup'ig dialect-speaking Eskimo of Nunivak Island.

I'm intrigued as to how Sarah is going to blame Obama for this.

From the Examiner:

Citing "incompatibility of temperament between the parties such that they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife," the court document, filed on Friday, uses initials instead of full names, but lists the date of the Palin marriage and the birth date of their child, Trig, for whom they filed joint custody.

Anchorage attorney Kimberloo Colbo is representing Todd, 55, and has asked the court to keep the case confidential. The couple's son Trig, who has Down Syndrome, is 11. The couple has four adult children, Track, 30, Bristol, 28, Willow, 25, and Piper, 18.

Sarah Palin, also 55, rose to political prominence during the 2008 presidential election, when, while mayor of Wasilla, she was chosen by John McCain as his vice presidential candidate. She was first elected as Alaska governor in 2006 and resigned in 2009.

She later became a populist voice in the Republican Party, and was one of the first to endorse President Trump when he was a candidate.

Family Values Fail!

[quote] I'm intrigued as to how Sarah is going to blame Obama for this.

Obama turned Todd gay!

I read some of Levi Johnston's book several years ago, and he says that when he was over at the Palin house at night banging Bristol, he noticed that Todd & Sarah often slept in separate rooms.

Yup'ik Eskimos...

[quote]He will now come out and marry his gay boyfriend.

His oldest daughter's first baby daddy.

Please don't be gay , please don't be gay

Lol ... are you talking about Levi Johnston, R62?

[quote]after all they've been through over many years with the kids, the disabled kid, the McCain campaign, the tabloid stuff, etc

Don’t forget crazy Track who smashed the house up and threatened to kill Todd, and got dragged away and thrown in jail by the cops.

And I think Track divorced his wife after only a year or two of marriage.

Remember the picture of her at the WH with Kid Rock & Ted Nugent looking high AF - with Kid Rock looking like the responsible adult? It really speaks to how far she's fallen that considering the the miscreants, pervs and con men that Jabba employs, he doesn't employ her - neither does Fox. I can't even imagine how around the bend she actually must be.

That was Obama's fault, r65.

Levi Johnston is so NOT HOT any more.

THANKS OBAMA

but there are tests women can take to find out if the baby is healthy and not Down's etc quite early on...

Palin must be menopausal...he ain't getting sex from her dried up vag. and it's probably all stretched out and loose after all those kids.

[quote] but there are tests women can take to find out if the baby is healthy and not Down's etc quite early on...

She probably didn't want the doctor to know that she was doing meth at the time.

sorry but I don't keep track of her...she does drugs?

R71 Family Values means you'd never do a thing like that ;)

[quote] I don't keep track of her...she does drugs?

You decide, R74.

I call dibs on Todd.

R42, not true. The odds of a teen having a down syndrome baby are 1/1250, while the odds of a woman over 40 having one is 1/100 with the odds increasing every year with the odds of a woman at 45 being 1/20. Younger people have more kids than women in their 40s so it only appears that younger people are at a higher risk.

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Any meth habit is too much for me to tolerate.

This is almost as elegant as Ann Woodward's murder trial.

Oh, FANK you, Mommy and Daddy!

[quote]FWIW, teenage eggs are also linked with congenial defects.

I wouldn't mind having a "congenial" defect.

Maybe they should consult a community organizer, who could possibly hel... oh wait.

Todd decided to divorce Sarah after he found my nude pics in her underwear drawer:

[quote] Todd decided to divorce Sarah after he found my nude pics in her underwear drawer

Are we sure that SHE didn't find the nude pics in HIS underwear drawer?

R78 Source, please. I googled it and I'm not finding the numbers for women under 25. And research has certainly established that the "fresh" eggs of a teenaged mother ARE linked with a host of health issues in the child, including mental retardation.

I find it so delicious that she and her conservative values are total gutter trash. The conservatives really do get the heroes they deserve.

[quote]Anchorage attorney Kimberloo Colbo is representing Todd, 55

KIMBERLOO?!?!?!?!?

Is that a traditional snowbilly name?

[quote]I wouldn't mind having a "congenial" defect.

People with this defect are pathologically pleasant.

why even divorce after 30 years unless there is someone in the picture.

A lot of couples get sick of each other, R95.

Long-term marriages end every day.

Seriously, r87? It wasn't that hard to find. Downs Syndrome has always been associated with older eggs. Not sure why you're having an issue with this.

[quote]the "fresh" eggs of a teenaged mother ARE linked with a host of health issues in the child, including mental retardation.

Females are born with 1 set of eggs, R87. The eggs a teenager has are the same ones she’ll have in her 20s, 30s, 40s and so on. They just get older.

Can someone remind me of the story behind her resigning as governor? I didn't realize that she didn't even serve one full term.

R98 No shit??

R99, I think she claimed that the attacks on her were becoming a distraction for the state.

But many people think she did it cash in and get a t.v. show, book deals, etc.

Don't forget my last name, r93.

What does Andrew Sullivan have to say?

At 55 Sarah is menopausal and her looks are gone.

Todd has a younger woman lined up to marry as soon as the divorce is final.

That is all.

No shit, R100. Eggs degrade over time which is why the older women get the higher the risk for a Down’s baby is.

Why would Levi want to fuck Todd? After all, he fucked me, and I'm the best.

If only it were just the eggs that degrade.

Sarah opened the door just Levi came with Todd's cock in him. Poor gal got an eyeful - burnnnss!

Women who drink at least one diet soda a day while pregnant are 38% more likely to deliver a child with a birth defect than women who drink no diet soda at all.

Remember Sarah and her Big Gulps? I’d charge her with intentional harm to a fetus.

Let her wiggle her fat ass out of that.

[quote] Can someone remind me of the story behind her resigning as governor?

Basically, she wanted to run for President.

"Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska abruptly announced on Friday that she was quitting at the end of the month, shocking Republicans across the country and leaving both parties uncertain about whether she was leaving national politics or laying the groundwork for a presidential run.

Ms. Palin, 45, the Republican vice-presidential nominee last year, was supposed to serve through the end of 2010; she said she would cede control of the state to Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell on July 26.

Speaking outside her home in Wasilla, Ms. Palin offered conflicting signals about her intentions and her motivation.

In her tone and some of her words in an often-rambling announcement, she sounded like someone who was making a permanent exit from politics after what her friends have called a rough and dispiriting year.

But her remarks, delivered in a voice that often seemed rushed and jittery, sounded at times like those of a candidate with continued national aspirations, as when she suggested she could “fight for all our children’s future from outside the governor’s office.”

Ms. Palin said that she had decided not to seek re-election when her term expires at the end of next year and that, given that, she did not think it was fair to her constituents to continue in office.

“As I thought about this announcement that I would not seek re-election,” she said, “I thought about how much fun other governors have as lame ducks. They maybe travel around their state, travel to other states, maybe take their overseas international trade missions.”

“I’m not going to put Alaskans through that,” she said. “I promised efficiencies and effectiveness. That’s not how I’m wired. I’m not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual.”

The news conference came at the end of a week in which a Vanity Fair article about Ms. Palin brought renewed focus on many of the criticisms of her as a candidate for vice president under Senator John McCain of Arizona and set off a new round of recriminations among Mr. McCain’s advisers about her competence.

But while Ms. Palin has been derided by much of the Republican elite, she remains extremely popular with many grass-roots members, especially social and religious conservatives.

Ms. Palin’s announcement was another unusual marker in what has been a tumultuous year for this first-term governor since Mr. McCain turned her into a national figure overnight by surprising his own party and naming her his running mate. It also underscored the instability in the Republican Party as it tries to find a strategy and voice in the wake of losses in 2008.

Ms. Palin made the announcement standing with her family. At one point she described how her children had voted in favor of her doing this — “Four yeses and one ‘Hell, yeah!’ ” she said — suggesting that the family had had enough of the scrutiny that had made them tabloid staples.

But at another point she invoked a military quotation, misattributing it to Gen. Douglas MacArthur, in what seemed to be an effort to wave aside any suggestion that she was abandoning the fight. “He said, ‘We’re not retreating; we are advancing in another direction,’ ” she said. (The remark was actually said by Maj. Gen. Oliver Prince Smith.)

Later in the afternoon, as questions reverberated in Republican circles about what exactly she intended to do, Ms. Palin posted a notice on her Twitter site, reading: “We’ll soon attach info on decision to not seek re-election ... This is in Alaska’s best interest, my family’s happy ... It is good, stay tuned.”

Ms. Palin is among a number of governors who are possible contenders for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012 and whose terms expire in 2010.

Which one of her children is the most fucked up?

The wife-beating son?

The multiple teen pregnancies daughter?

Or the retarded one?

[quote]The wife-beating son?

Wife AND father-beating son.

Which one of her children is the most fucked up?

The wife-beating son?

The multiple teen pregnancies daughter?

Or the retarded one?

** I'll take angry, felon wife-beating son for $500, Alex!

[quote]Let her wiggle her fat ass out of that.

“Fat” ass, R109?

Too much discussion on this thread about women's eggs and fertility. Yuck.

Is Todd still a member of the political party that wants Alaska to declare secession from the US and become an independent country?

I was surprised the Democrats didn’t make much more of a stink over that.

[quote] Wife AND father-beating son

Lol R112!

Here's Todd, post-beating by Track.

R99, she gave a speech explaining why she was resigning; however, it was unintelligible. I heard it and it honestly was gobbledygook. I think she meant that she was getting too much attention over nothing to do the job, but you could project whatever you wanted onto the speech.

Look, ma!

I dun whooped daddy's ass!

I thought she quit, because it was about to be announced that she was under investigation for ethic violations?

[quote]** I'll take angry, felon wife-beating son for $500, Alex!

Remember that she blamed Obama for all of her son’s problems.

Bristol had a baby out-of-wedlock.

Then she had a second baby out-of-wedlock.

Then she got married, and had a third baby.

Then she got divorced.

TRASH. The ex (Dakota Meyer) is kind of hot, though.

Bristol picked good dick.

Dakota was a real derp-face.

Surprisingly, he received a Medal of Honor from President Obama.

[R122] He is not. He has the alcoholic look in his eyes and skin.

[quote] Todd is an Eskimo. There's no evidence that he's either a fundie OR christian. He just happened to marry one. Personally, I think that Todd doesn't give a shit about anything besides fishing and snowmobiles.

You’re trying to give Todd a Melania Trump pass. As with Melania, he is no doubt as awful as his wife of 20 yrs.

[quote]Bristol picked good dick.

She's always been an insatiable whore.

Dakota IS hot!

Sarah’s lip gloss was always on-point.

Thought and prayers, you really don't want to know what my thoughts are and I am an atheist.

He finally got sick and tired of her untrimmed beaver pelt.

I agree that Track is hot. Definitely sexy white trash. He probably fucks hard, without abandon. That was why he was accused of beating his wife, the bruises were on her vagina.

Track and Levi would be hot together!

Up the ante, R135.

Track, Levi AND Todd.

Now THAT would be hot!

Here you go, R134.

Track giving his ex-girlfriend the finger.

R47 Since Todd was the one who filed, I’m guessing that the person who had the deal-breaking, marriage ending, out-of-control extramarital affair was her.

Remember when John McCain's campaign tried to pass the Palins off as the "All-American" family?

That's before the meth, the unwed .and teen mother pregnancies, the domestic violence, the divorces, and all the other scandals.

The Palins were one of the biggest frauds ever foisted upon the American people, second only to the tRUMPs.

R114 Looks like Janice Dickinson.

Palin and her family had a long vendetta going against her sister's ex-husband, who was a state trooper, after a lot of tawdry family drama and an acrimonious divorce. Once she was governor, she and Todd pressured the state public safety commissioner to fire the guy. The commissioner refused. So she fired the commissioner. A state ethics panel found her in violation of state ethics laws.

They've been married 31 years. It happens.

R141 Refresh my memory, what is the meth connection here? Who was/is allegedly on meth?

Looks better with his buddy.

R137, That's hot.

Damn, at R147.

Todd's hole must get a good workout from that buff stud!

R138 Levi is such a bottom. Poor Bristol probably had to put three fingers up his ass to get him to cum.

It turned out to be just another fake LAMESTREAM Marriage!

Will they still be cousins after the divorce?

His buddy is hot. Todd Palin is not hot.

They were actually a really cute couple, who got married WAY too young.

Todd was hot, but they are the bottom of the barrel.

Let's hope he does playgirl next

I wonder if she ever got over not being invited to John McCain's funeral?

I have a schadenfreude boner.

She was the canary in the coal mine, wasn't she?

[quote]Todd has a younger woman lined up to marry as soon as the divorce is final.

Given their recent history, probably Bristol.

They deserve all their trouble for naming their children after shrubbery.

Todd looks puny compared to his muscle stud friend at R147.

I still don't know why Trump has never found a use for Sarah....She's an idiot, probably illiterate...why wouldn't he have a place for her in his Band of Idiots? would she have upstaged his lunacy with her own? What was the problem? I turn to my DL sisters for enlightenment.

Track looks like he could bread Daddy Todd and Levi into two pieces.

I've never had Breaded Daddy.

There were rumors at the time that they and their close political allies were all swingers and bi. True?

[quote]They deserve all their trouble for naming their children after shrubbery.

They were named after school subjects. Trig and Track.

Todd and his buddy like to shoot things.

She joined Trump briefly on the campaign trail where she screeched out a rambling, nonsensical speech. You could tell he wasn't amused. She was toast. He did invite her to the WH which she turned into an opportunity for some circus like photos disrespecting the Oval Office. She wasn't going anywhere but back to Alaska.

She would upstage our Idiot-In-Chief. He would never allow that. She too much idiot to compete with his idiocy.

She’s an idiot without a filter.

Whomp, whomp.

Class

R154, I think Palin could pregnant and that's why they got married.

If you look at the wedding date and the birth of his first child, wasn't she already several months pregnant when she & Todd married?

Trump really doesn’t like blue collar Hillbillies. When he’s through exploiting them, he wants them to simply vanish.

He feels Ivanka & him are dazzling global stars. He would never be caught dead with the people who vote for him!

She and her daughter were both really fertile skanks.

r169, any nude pics of the guy on the left?

Has Nicolle Wallace discussed this on her show? Or is the "P" word banned on her show?

[quote]She joined Trump briefly on the campaign trail where she screeched out a rambling, nonsensical speech. You could tell he wasn't amused. She was toast.

And yet he screeched out many rambling nonsensical speeches and got elected. It's not fair.

[quote]I have a schadenfreude boner.

Pics please.

She got closer to the White House than Hillary did in 2008.

That's a matter of debate, R182.

At least Hillary won the popular vote. And she was the PRESIDENTIAL nominee. Not the V-P nominee.

R178 Here's something for ya.

More hot guy on the left please.

Does anyone know why Levi didn't bother hitting the gym a bit before he was photographed naked for all the world to see?

Well that's the thing, R190.

They DID get him to work out. He was chubby to begin with and they had him work with a beefy personal trainer (a large African American guy).

If gay men are experts about one subject, it must be women's fertility!!!

Bump for original thread

If Levi didn't show his snake, throw those pics in a tank.

He was meant to shown duck but balked at the last minute. Track does look sexy.

Who gets custody of Trog?

That there is a brother+sister baby.

Sweet fancy Moses! What actually goes on in Alaska? Who's going to clean up the mess these people have made?

Trig, by far, requires the least maintenance in the entire family combined.

Momma Grizz Goes Looking for Jizz! .. err... Love!

Coming soon to a cheesy cable channel near you.

They should be set for life based on book sales and whatnot. They’re probably too dumb to make millions and not spend it all.

[quote]That there is a brother+sister baby.

The rumor was that Track had to join the army bc he got in trouble and it was either that or jail. Some theorized that he’d molested his sister; some said he’d cut the brakes on school buses.

Track will be a future serial killer. Place bets now.

Hooray, and we trained him to kill people - nice.

Hasn't the bitch daughter who can’t keep her legs closed been divorced twice?

Just find Track and Levi a nice cabin together somewhere - it'll all work out.

R206: Why do you hate Levi so? What did he do to deserve that?

[quote] I still don't know why Trump has never found a use for Sarah....She's an idiot, probably illiterate...why wouldn't he have a place for her in his Band of Idiots?

She is / was his competition when it comes to pandering to the Deplorables demographic. Trumps are grifters, The Palins are grifters. Donald Trump hates women, and he will not risk Sarah to out-Deplorable him and be more beneficial to her own brand than to his brand while supposedly working for him. Look at Sarah Sanders, she knew from the start that she needed to live and breathe Trump's lies and sell them and not herself, or the Huckabee brand, while she worked for him. Sarah and Bristol Palin would use the opportunity working for Trump to make a comeback for themselves and start the grifting game again.

R207 He's an annoying twit. But no worries - they'll kill a few animals together and end up fucking in front of the fireplace.

But don't they have an autistic baby to raise together? Or was that their daughter's?

So, will he sue for spousal support? Get that money, Todd! Or will she threaten to hunt him like a moose and murder him?

Right wingin' bitter clingin' never gets old!

I'm thinking she'll remarry a televangelist with that outfit. Is Jim Bakker single?

Just two more Christ-haters who put their marriage asunder, and who will spend all of Eternity burning in the Lake of Fire.

R211 don't be silly, she can't afford the helicopter for fancy moose huntin'.

I always find it funny that the ones preaching about family and Christian values are the ones who seem to have no family or Christian values at all in their lives and have no fear of going to hell. It's almost like they know it's a scam!

[quote] He feels Ivanka & him are dazzling global stars.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

The 50s are hard on marriages. Women's sexuality dries-up; men get fat, bald and lazy.

If the guys have money, they'll try to entice a younger pussy.

[quote]I always find it funny that the ones preaching about family and Christian values are the ones who seem to have no family or Christian values at all in their lives and have no fear of going to hell.

They have no fear of going to hell because they KNOW they have been saved and their Christian souls have been forever ensured a front pew in heaven NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO. Non-Christians are the sinners who will go to hell. Christians forgive themselves everything, so they don't have to worry about practicing what they preach. It's a highly convenient system of values.

Todd realized that Sarah was a Bridge To Nowhere.

[quote] There's no evidence that he's either a fundie OR christian. He just happened to marry one.

Pitiful. Just say you want to fuck the elderly redneck right-winger and stop trying to justify it.

Not sure how many know this, but Bristol treated Dakota Meyer very bad. He has severe PTSD - basically when he was deployed, his whole unit was killed except him. I’ve learned a lot about him over the years and he’s a good guy but he’s pretty much mentally disabled from his experiences. Bristol and her mother did absolutely nothing to support him and in fact triggered him into his episodes. She then divorces him while he’s rock bottom but is trying to get better. Those two women are complete trash and mentally ill. I wish all the best to Dakota and hope he finds someone who will love him regardless of his PTSD.

She did do a rally and was damn near incoherent. Teump looked like Obama next to her.

[quote]She did do a rally and was damn near incoherent.

HOPPED UP ON GOOFBALLS!

Maybe he was mad she wouldn’t do anal.

I had a different take on the Pakin-Trump discord. Perhaps there was some hanky-panky going on. Why not? She's *not* unattractive, and we all know Trump's pu$$y grabbinf moves of which he is so fond of- but here's where it gets weird. Sarah's a " Clinger" afterwards , and interprets it all into a much more significant romance/ political alliance while Trump can hardly be bothered to wave good-bye to her. Once he sees she's still hanging on, he realizes he gonna have to drop her like a hot coal. Or not.

There's only so much stupidity one man can take.

No wonder he's divorcing her crazy ass.

Good riddance.

Can you get a disease from vinegar? Because Track is a douche.

Trig is very cute and I think Sarah honestly loves the little guy, but boy oh boy he looks more like Bristol the older he gets.

That family cut the brakes on classy way before they hit the spotlight R202.

Todd got better looking as he grew older.

SNL did a parody of Palin's speech on behalf of Trump. I think Palin was dropped after that.

What struck me is that Todd Palin waited until the youngest girl turned 18. He may have stayed in the house for her sake. Don't know why he isn't worried about the youngest boy.

That’s a good point about Todd waiting until their youngest turned 18. The one benefit of staying married to Sarah Palin, that he gets to live full-time with his own children, disappeared when the youngest moved out.

How long until he does "Dancing With the Stars?"

Yes, Todd, we understand. We hate her too

How does Palin still have an income?

She tried so hard to monetize her fame. Did anything stick?

She seemed to be doing well doing the conservative speaker circuit until Trump came along and stole her crazy act.

The youngest boy, the one with Down's Syndrome, is still a minor. I guess Todd Palin isn't worried about the child being used as a pawn in a divorce.

Sarah can have the retard if she wants. I won't put up a fight.

Why did Track beat his daddy?

I've followed this family for years. Some things to note: Sarah is about as Christian as Mohammad Ali. She once wore a giant gold crucifix belt buckle with her hiphugger jeans to a southern event. It did not go down well. She doesn't even do her research properly when she's faking shit. The rumors were that she either adopted Bristol's Downs baby or she bought one -- to pander to a certain demographic as the VP nominee. Track's father is not Todd. She quit the governorship because it was too hard. Anyone who crossed her in Alaska was dealt with swiftly, sometimes resulting in death. She is as much a liar as Trump. Todd wanted to leave long ago, but for whatever reason he waited. Finally, word is, Todd is Trig's most devoted caregiver. Anything positive about Palin posted on this thread is done by syncophant trolls whose voices haven't changed in ten years.

Bristol, a thong dress, and a brawl.

Classic Palins!

[quote]The rumors were that she either adopted Bristol's Downs baby or she bought one -- to pander to a certain demographic as the VP nominee.

Barstool gave birth at the end of December 2008 -- after the election. If you recall they tried to hide her bump with Trigg at the convention.

So now we know who the smarter of the two is.

Track and Dakota both look like they'd give you a good time, under the duvet.

[quote] Anyone who crossed her in Alaska was dealt with swiftly, sometimes resulting in death.

As awful as Sarah Palin is, you're going to have to actually back that up, at least with a story or a source. You can't just drop something like that and expect it to just be accepted.

Trog is clearly Bristol's downs baby. That's why Todd waited until his eldest was eighteen and not Trog; because it isn't his child, it's his grandchild.

What a world we live in. These people were the reigning political family of Alaska for a time and they are the trashiest of the trash. Dumptard and company hopefully will fade away in a similar cloud of glory.

Does Track need comforting?

So Trig is the special needs kid, right? What's Bris's other kid's name? Truck? Trick? Twig? Twerp?

Twat

Trapp and trick, r250.

Track is obviously estranged from the family. Not a single recent pic of him on his mother's or sisters' Instagrams, not even during holiday gatherings.

Even more telling is when Sarah had a pic of just Todd and Trig and captioned it "The men of my life" or something similar. Track is now persona non grata. They probably haven't heard from him in years.

LOL. She was dumped by white trash!

[quote]Anyone who crossed her in Alaska was dealt with swiftly, sometimes resulting in death.

[quote]As awful as Sarah Palin is, you're going to have to actually back that up, at least with a story or a source. You can't just drop something like that and expect it to just be accepted.

Why the FUCK not?

Had Bristol learned to keep her legs closed to mens?

Is Levi escorting .... I mean providing tours of the teaming metropolis of Anchorage?

Levi must have some very POWERFUL sperm!

He's only 29, and already has a brood of kids.

Levi actually still looks halfway decent.

Re: Levi

How much for an overnight?

[quote] Why did Track beat his daddy?

Hell, if I was named TRACK, I'd beat my daddy too!

[quote] The rumor was that Track had to join the army bc he got in trouble and it was either that or jail. Some theorized that he’d molested his sister

You don't say?

Maybe Trig is Bristol and Track's baby?

Hmmm....

What's with Track and sticking the middle finger in photos (at R137 and R261)?

Always with women, too. He's an odd duck.

[quote]with his own children

Then who begat the littlest?

[quote] Bristol Palin's Ex-Husband Dakota Posts Cryptic Message Amid Sarah Palin Divorce

Bristol Palin’s ex-husband Dakota Meyer posted a mysterious message, minutes after the news of Sarah Palin’s divorce became public.

Meyer posted a photo of a tattooed man holding a crossbow. The photo is accompanied by text that reads, “A man should understand he doesn’t protect his woman because she is weak. He Protects her because she is IMPORTANT.”

He captioned his post, “Exactly. We need more of this.”

The message comes only minutes after it was reported Todd Palin filed for divorce.

Sarah Palin’s longtime husband filed the papers in Anchorage, Alaska on Friday after 30 years of marriage.

Todd filed the divorce using only their initials. The day the petition was filed was also his 55th birthday. He is seeking joint custody of the couple’s 11-year-old son Trig.

Their other kids; including Bristol, Willow, Piper and Track, are all adults.

According to the Anchorage Daily News, who first reported the split, Todd said the split was due to, "incompatibility of temperament between the parties such that they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife.”

Dakota’s post is even more interesting given Todd’s choice of divorce attorney. Todd hired Kimberlee Colbo, who is the same lawyer Dakota used in his divorce from Bristol Palin.

Bristol and Dakota, who have two children together, wed in 2016 and divorced two years later, and their split was showcased on MTV's "Teen Mom OG."

Sarah has not yet released a statement regarding the split.

I'm literally PRAYING that this gets as ugly as possible.

[quote] Todd said the split was due to, "incompatibility of temperament"

Translation? The bitch is on meth and I can't handle that shit!

[quote] Meyer posted a photo of a tattooed man holding a crossbow. The photo is accompanied by text that reads, “A man should understand he doesn’t protect his woman because she is weak. He Protects her because she is IMPORTANT.”

Obviously, his PTSD has affected his brain function, because that quote makes absoutely NO FUCKING SENSE.

Reading between the lines I think it's possible that Sarah is getting crazed because her 15 minutes are finally up and all the money she was raking in is quickly ceasing. She has no options available to continue making a ton of money for doing nothing more than running her mouth. FAUX News doesn't even want anything to do with her. She certainly can't run for public office again. I'm sure she's considered a joke in Alaska. She's probably been hell to live with because she can't face not being (at least in her own mind) a big shot media whore anymore.

[quote] She's probably been hell to live with because she can't face not being (at least in her own mind) a big shot media whore anymore.

Well she still has the whore part, going for her.

Trig is Sarah's. She did her best to naturally abort him including running around in heels on ice, losing weight while pregnant and jogging "til your guts feel like they're getting ripped out" and sitting on a plane in labor so "that her child would be born in Alaska".

Palin constantly has this look of cheerful idiocy on her face. She looks EXACTLY like you would expect a former beauty queen-turned incompetent politician to look. It's uncanny.

Rofl R271.

You clearly made that up, but it's hilarious, nonetheless.

Nope, that's all true and part of the public record. This all came up during the 2008 presidential race.

She named him Track because of her love for running.

No, not a joke.

[quote] Palin constantly has this look of cheerful idiocy on her face.

YOU BETCHA!

Track's off being hot and slutting it up, spreading his seed o'er the land.

[quote]Sarah has not yet released a statement regarding the split.

Yeah, could someone please get busy and do that for me? I lost my Sharpie.

Sarah considered calling him Natatorium r275, but she doesn’t know how to swim— or spell.

Well, if it was about running, I think she should have named him Flee. He'll no doubt be doing plenty of that during his long life of crime, plus it has a hip, rock'n'roll feel to it.

[quote]She did her best to naturally abort him including running around in heels on ice

Now there's a sporting event I'd watch: Pregnant Palins on Ice!

Todd, Track, and Dakota take turns stuffing Levi's holes - what a whore.

[quote]She named him Track because of her love for running.

I'm surprised she didn't name a kid Moosehunt.

Maybe she should have called him Target for her love of gunplay and shopping.

R284 Probably more in her shopping range these days, or maybe Safeway.

r271 is correct and accurate, but might also have mentioned that the plane ride (two, actually, with a layover in Seattle) was made from Texas after she experienced contractions throughout a speech she gave there, and that instead of going straight to a hospital on landing, she endured a further hour's car trip to her hometown clinic (which lacked a neonatal intensive care facility) to deliver the baby.

Oops R164 here...Track looks like he could break Daddy Todd and Levi into two pieces using his big muscles. Daddy Todd and Levi wouldn't last a minute.

WEHT that surly little twat Piper? Remember her yelling at a reporter "thanks for ruining our vacation". Palin vacation = grifting off the RNC with free meals, hotel stays, and rides in a big RV.

R288 Piper's on IG, showing off what appears to be her boyfriend, "Rowdy Bailey." .. "Bailey" is the surname of sister Willow's husband, "Ricky." .. Can we assume the two are related somehow?

Trig is named for Trigonometry, which the poor thing will never be able to do, sadly.

No, she named him after his Down Syndrome.

R291 How charming of her - to go from her tradition of lame naming to outright mockery.

[quote]I'm literally PRAYING that this gets as ugly as possible.

I feel like that Far Side cartoon where the dog has written "CAT FUD" on the open dryer door. As the cat peers inside, we see the dog's thought bubble ...

"oh please oh please OH PLEASE"

If you want to know about diseased eggs and rotten sperm. Why not call DJT AND FLOTUS.

THIS JUST IN:

Todd Palin has run away with Ree Drummond's husband, Ladd Drummond. The two were seen at JFK Airport boarding a plane to Paris.

Now back to "Ina & Jeffrey: Behind The Cooking."

It's a shame such great cheekbones were wasted on her.

She'll ring Levi Johnston to come over and console her with his Johnson. There was always sexual tension between those two. Todd will take up with a greasy twink who works on the pipeline.

She'll ring Levi Johnston to come over and console her with his Johnson. There was always sexual tension between those two. Todd will take up with a greasy twink who works on the pipeline.

I cannot stop imagining a retro, Joe Gage styled porn biopic of Todd's freedom and exploring his gay side. It could all begin with the greasy twink offering to wank a randy Todd off with some of the oil leaking from the pipeline. Replete with lots of double entendres: testing the hardness of the pipe, pumping, smoking poles, checking the oil, etc. Then at the end they could romantically ride off into the sunset on snowmobiles. Sarah could have a few cameos, nagging and belittling Todd.

Are Willow and Piper sluts too?

R300 Willow got married last September and is now pregnant with twins due in December.

Piper is showing off her "tattoo" made with Sharpies.

Piper looks fat. Must be all that moose munch.

Has the retarded one knocked up any skanks yet?

Sarah refused to share her meth with hubby. UNACCEPTABLE

All these names ... Track, Bristol, Willow, Trig, Piper ... Trailer Trash overload!

[quote]Levi actually still looks halfway decent.

Levi has always struck me as the most genuine one in that whole bunch.

Certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed, but doesn't seem to have the nasty, greedy vibe of the rest of them.

R291 Lol - as if she reads.

R306 Please - he was a thirsty moron.

R298 Sorry Sarah, Levi is too busy taking dick to give you his.

I hope she's passed out on the floor right now in a pool of her own vomit. Bitch.

Divorce! She’s on the express train to HELL!

[quote]Piper's on IG, showing off what appears to be her boyfriend, "Rowdy Bailey." .. "Bailey" is the surname of sister Willow's husband, "Ricky." .. Can we assume the two are related somehow?

Is anyone in Alaska not related?

R311 Paging Tina for a Divorce Court episode.

Honestly, the thing I hope is that their extended relatives go full Markle.

Hate to break it to all you misogynistic eldergays, but the liklihood of trisomies increases in male gametes as well as in females and are almost the same by age 50.

It is not as well knowm because shockingly, SHOCKINGLY, most of these studies were authored by likewise, misogynistic men. When women entered the field, and the reciprocal studies were done, lo and behold, both sexes were found to have approximately equal occurrences of trisomies by middle age.

Y'all are fucking idiots.

R314 is wrong.

Y’all are just jealous you don’t have a macho name like Track.

R246 This is Datalounge. I don't have to back up a single solitary thing I say. However, if you want to know the rumor of the OB nurse who knew the truth about Trig's birth and who was murdered in her trailer by fire, google it. Then there was the rumor of Track's real father and his plane crash. The records fire at Palin's church that mercifully spared all. The death of her trooper brother-in-law. I'm just saying, being close to that family will get you pregnant, beat up, dead, skanked, or high.

WTF??? That sounds totally crazy, R317.

But I believe it.

Do you have any links where I can read up on this?

[quote]The death of her trooper brother-in-law.

The one she tried to have fired?

r183- it's not a matter of debate. In 2008, Palin (on national ticket) got closer to Presidency than Hillary (lost in primary). r182 wasn't talking about 2016.

R314 should enter the field, and not come back.

Here ya go, R169

JW Cortés is a Marine Combat Veteran turned actor, singer and philanthropist. Born and raised in Sunset Park Brooklyn, to inspiring Puerto Rican parents, he developed an interest in the arts along with a desire to serve his community and country.

you're right R319. I got carried away. Firing, murdering, whatever. But the nurse was an intriguing story. There was a lot of coverage years ago among certain bloggers who were trying to get word out of AK that Palin was dangerous as hell, when crossed. People were terrified of her power to ruin their lives.

What does that nurse have to do with Sarah Palin? It says she was a hospice nurse, and had been so for 8 years prior.

The poster upthread was trying to say that the dead nurse was an OB nurse who had information about Trig's birth, which doesn't seem likely.

Does anyone here really think the Palins are competent enough to pull off a baby swapping scam.

Abby Ewing, yes. Sarah Palin, no.

Those Palin skanks sure like to reproduce.

It says the nurse stopped delivering babies in 2001 and became a hospice nurse. Trig was born in 2007 I think. He was a baby during the presidential campaign.

R326 Not much else to do up in Mudflats!

[quote]JW Cortés is a Marine Combat Veteran turned actor, singer and philanthropist. Born and raised in Sunset Park Brooklyn, to inspiring Puerto Rican parents, he developed an interest in the arts along with a desire to serve his community and country.

Hey! I'm part of the country! Can he serv(ic)e me?

[quote]Trig is named for Trigonometry, which the poor thing will never be able to do, sadly.

Why should he be any different from the rest of the family?

Actually, I think Trig is named for Sarah's favorite part of the gun, which she loves so much she's even given it a nickname.

Apparently today some Palin or another shot a beautiful black bear and was posting the photo all over the internet like the proud idiot he/she is.

There were conspiracy theories that the nurse happened to be in attendance for the switcheroo birth in Wasilla in some tiny hospital. She wasn't the usual OB nurse.

[quote] Apparently today some Palin or another shot a beautiful black bear and was posting the photo all over the internet like the proud idiot he/she is.

Link please.

How is Track?

How is Track?

R334 Last September, he was arrested on another domestic violence charge. That caused him to be kicked out of the Veteran's Court program that he was allowed to enter after the previous assault on his father. He was put in a halfway house for what was supposed to last a year, but he got released from there in January 2019. The way this article reads, it sounds like he has to wear an electric monitoring device for the remainder.

In any event, the Alaska court database shows that the case is still officially "OPEN" and the next hearing with the judge is scheduled for November 21, 2019.

And Track's growing court record shows the last time he was summoned was just this past May in response to a Small Claims case against him brought by the Mat-Su Medical Center. They wanted $1500 in damages, interest and legal fees. A judgment of $1800+ was entered.

No fun!

[quote]There were conspiracy theories that the nurse happened to be in attendance for the switcheroo birth in Wasilla in some tiny hospital. She wasn't the usual OB nurse.

That’s a pretty stupid theory. That nurse didn’t even work in a hospital. She was a hospice home care nurse who worked out of an office and made home visits.

FAMILY VALUES!

Todd filed for divorce on Sept. 6, his 55th birthday.

Nice beard on Track.

[quote]Todd filed for divorce on Sept. 6, his 55th birthday.

Damn... A birthday present to himself. Caribou Barbie's feelings should be hurt.

Earlier this year, Todd filed a lawsuit against one of Track's buddies over a business agreement gone wrong. Fish involved. Court records show that's still pending as well.

Todd Palin is the Justin Trudeau of the Alaska meth hillbilly set.

Pillar of family values, son is a violent mess. Daughter has multiple kids, by multiple fathers all while being unwed. Mother left her elected position to be famous, now the father is divorcing the mother. Nevermind the rumor that her youngest son is actually her grandson

[quote]Pillar of family values, son is a violent mess. Daughter has multiple kids, by multiple fathers all while being unwed. Mother left her elected position to be famous, now the father is divorcing the mother. Nevermind the rumor that her youngest son is actually her grandson

And, THIS is the Republican party! A Republican party of which the Democrats have difficulty beating because they allow themselves to be defined as socialist, and whatever else. Why can't Democrats get their message out?

r347 - Democrats can't beat that because Republicans have convinced these people that people worse off than them are the problem. Simple. Do you only make 20 dollars an hour? People who want 15 dollars an hour are your problem! Only make 15 dollars an hour? People from other countries and coming here to take your jobs get free things.

Wrap that in a flag and patriotism with some subversive racism...you got a republican win.

Todd I know you're reading this and I know you remember edging for hours in the cabin in Barrow

Violent Track has two kids by two different women as well

[quote] .Metro notes he has a daughter with his ex-wife, Britta Hanson, and a son with his ex-girlfriend. The publication notes he doesn’t have custody of his daughter, and after he attacked his ex-girlfriend and was hit with assault charges in 2016, his ex also filed for full custody of his son.

[quote]Daughter has multiple kids, by multiple fathers all while being unwed.

And then booked speaking engagements to lecture teens on the value of abstinence.

Did she actually look pregnant or was this more of a Beyoncé pillow baby?

Track has health-related issues with Meth and I think we should all think carefully about what we say on here because so does literally every other American.

r353 LITERALLY?

Literally EVERY other American??

Every other American has issues with meth?

[quote]Track has health-related issues with Meth and I think we should all think carefully about what we say on here

* thinks carefully *

He's a methbilly wife beater.

Growing up in Dillingham you could edge for ever and ever because it was dark 22 hours a day.

R349. was Todd inside you, quite deeply? In that cabin?

[quote] Pillar of family values, son is a violent mess. Daughter has multiple kids, by multiple fathers all while being unwed. Mother left her elected position to be famous, now the father is divorcing the mother. Nevermind the rumor that her youngest son is actually her grandson.

So WTF was John McCain thinking????? I will never understand this.

No only did she speak about abstinence - she got paid 450K to be the spoke person for abstinenec....

You can't make that shit up.

Blind items through the last few years have said Sarah has a big coke problem. The meth stories about Track came from the tabs from what I can remember. There were kids who talked to them about the meth use going on among his group of friends. I think they said he sold it too and that with the tire incident got him into the military.

For those asking what McCain was thinking, Bristol became pregnant during the campaign and Track had yet to become a public nuisance. Remember this was 11, 12 years ago.

They were a "cute family" with "healthy outdoir pursuits" and "traditional values," and McCain needed a woman to balance the ticket. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

This thread is really funny. The Palins are completely deserving of DL's s corn.

This thread is really funny. The Palins are completely deserving of DL's s corn.

I am totally unwilling to share any of MY corn with the Palins.

[quote]For those asking what McCain was thinking, Bristol became pregnant during the campaign and Track had yet to become a public nuisance.

For those who can do math, Bristol was pregnant before McCain chose Palin as running mate; the news got out within days, and the campaign had to stage a memorable on-tarmac audience between young Levi and Sen. McCain, claiming a marriage was imminent, so as to lend some dignity to the whole mess. The alleged incident of Track's cutting the brake line of a school bus occurred in 2005; it was being talked about and reported (and denied) shortly after McCain selected his mother.

Can we give Alaska back to Russia?

Palins, included.

They can have my corn. I’m done with it.

Will you bitches please shut the fuck up about my daddy? So what he made a little mistake selecting Palin, but now HE'S DEAD!

Track is one hot muscle stud.

I agree. I hope Track does a Levi Johnson and poses nude, or better yet, starts a Chaturbate. Think of how many tips he'd get!

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He's got PTSD after years of living with the Palins.

"Track is one hot muscle stud."

"I agree. I hope Track does a Levi Johnson and poses nude, or better yet, starts a Chaturbate. Think of how many tips he'd get!"

Simply amazing. Doesn't take much for you two very, very basic bitches to get your manties in a twist, no?

r375 we'll be busy fucking hot construction workers while you work on your third mint julep of the morning, Senatrice r375.

The PTSD notion was put out there as an excuse and rejected by people who'd seen his volatility prior to him ever being in the military.

He cut the brake lines of a fucking school bus that travels on roads that are already steep and dicey and probably icy too. That's some serious psychopath shit. A school bus!

Whatever you do, don't go to Levi's IG. It's filled with photos of him posing with the dead animals he fills his freezer with.

R360 He wasn't thinking. He was relying on the advice of Bill Kristol who was impressed when he met Palin while on a fucking cruise to Alaska.

Bad advice as quickly became apparent.

[quote]He was relying on the advice of Bill Kristol who was impressed when he met Palin while on a fucking cruise to Alaska.

The same fucking Bill Kristol who is now all over MSNBC lecturing Democrats about what they should support and which candidate they should vote for.

Fuck MSNBC and CNN for giving s platform to that right-wing piece of shit.

Bristol did take a lot of money to lecture teens about abstinence. Then when the slut got knocked up the second time, she brushed it off and said she was “disappointed”.

[quote]Bristol did take a lot of money to lecture teens about abstinence. Then when the slut got knocked up the second time, she brushed it off and said she was “disappointed”.

But, this is typical of the Republicans of today. It's all smoke & mirrors. As long as the base is fooled than nothing else matters. They will rationalize it in some way. The problem is that the organizers of the deceptions come to believe them themselves. When Levi knocked up Bristol there were no plans to marry. That was created. Sarah Palin was a fraud herself. It's all about obtaining power, money, and fame.

And, it works out quite well. Below is the Sarah Palin Arizona house that she never lived in but bought and flipped for a tidy profit.

The Alaska house and its new extension.

R381 Kristol is a used condom in a truck stop men's room.

[quote]The Alaska house and its new extension.

Is that Russia in the distance?

Undoubtedly. These days, Republicans are all dual citizens of Russia.

[quote] The Alaska house and its new extension.

The new extension looks like it was built so they could have two separate residences and be able to avoid each other.

[quote]Whatever you do, don't go to Levi's IG. It's filled with photos of him posing with the dead animals he fills his freezer with.

And yet he comes off as one of the more normal people in this entire sordid saga.

I vote for a sex tape with Track and the Cockgobbler.

"The Alaska house and its new extension."

I'm getting serious David Koresh vibes from that hideous mess.

That house was built with materials lifted from that boondoggle of a hockey center.

She has disgusting taste in houses, seriously. Both homes are beyond trashy.

Cindy McCain's new Phoenix mansion: there's plenty of room for Meghan and her Daddy complex.

All republicans take care of each other. Bristol was given her job as an advocate for abstinence for 450K because she was Palin's daughter. That house? She was given the funds to buy it at as a loan.

What a corny response, r366.

I remember that, r382.

Did the little whore ever return the money she was paid for being an "abstinence advocate"?

[quote]Did the little whore ever return the money she was paid for being an "abstinence advocate"?

Any shirtless photos of Todd? Always thought he was handsome.

Todd wants his next spouse to be more intelligent. So he's marrying an artichoke.

[quote]Did the little whore ever return the money she was paid for being an "abstinence advocate"?

That "little whore" makes me feel NINE FEET TALL!

[quote] Any shirtless photos of Todd? Always thought he was handsome.

Did Todd used to work at Titan Men?

R66 I think Track's wife left him after the continued physical abuse.

^^Talk about getting the face you deserve. He truly looks like a psychopath. ^^

It's all Obama's fault!

[quote] Bristol did take a lot of money to lecture teens about abstinence. Then when the slut got knocked up the second time, she brushed it off and said she was “disappointed”.

Worse yet, she told people not to lecture her -- after she had made hundreds of thousands of dollars lecturing teens about abstinence.

“I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you. But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.”

[quote]"I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.”

I rather doubt that the latter would have been much of a problem for her.

More proof that "abstinence-only" sex education, which all Republicans support, is pure garbage.

R405 He and Levi just need to bond over Levi's love of killing animals, and of course over Levi's ass.

I'm sure it's a toss up which mother - Sarah Palin or Laura Bush - had more Planned Parenthood receipts for her daughters. People like the Palins aren't Christians.

R411 Yeah, Christians only kill people for working on Sundays and such.

R411, The Bush twins visited Planned Parenthood? Do tell.

R395, it's hilarious that Cindy McCain is head of a think tank! Of course she funded it and chose the board, including herself as chair. But there's a lot of wind between her ears.

R414 But there's also a coupla' hundred million dollars in her pockets (it's hot in Arizona and she's a beer distributor), so lack of smarts isn't the disqualifier it might be for most of us.

Track was locally famous at the [____] sports club in in Anchorage, a wet, willing hole for anything you might want to express

I'm still giggling at calling Bristol 'Barstool'.

R416 Lots of tourist jizz in that young man.

You wish, R416.

[quote]He and Levi just need to bond over Levi's love of killing animals, and of course over Levi's ass.

That flat, saggy thing was bigger disappointment than Geraldo Rivera in Capone's vault.

No kidding. Levi played hockey, and we know how hockey players have thick thighs and big asses. Usually.

Looked rather average.

[quote]Looked rather average.

From the front it's BELOW average.

Still didn’t stop you from spreading your legs for it, Cuntstool R423.

Cuntstool! This is new to me—Judges?

R422 Wow, they airbrushed the hell out of him.

R423 Say what you will, his sperm is super-fertile.

I'm sure they are doing it to stay relevant and for ratings. Looks like one of them is going to restart their cliff hanger reality show

I wonder which one can see Russia from their house now lol?

They are lost if they are thinking they can ride Todd's frenulum to anything resembling long-term financial stability.

Todd will be too busy fucking Levi to earn a living that way, unless they do an only fans page of course.

R429, Why would Bristol hook up with a gay man? Todd's apparent bisexuality gives credence to the swinging rumors surrounding his bisexual wife.

R430 Levi likes the pole and the hole. Todd was fucking him at the same time when he impregnated her - shocking.

"Say what you will, his sperm is super-fertile."

So is every dirtball scumbag baby daddy that appears on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Whether or not they are a decent husband/father/provider is an entirely different question, and the answer to that question is a resounding fuck no.

Exactly R432. Ability to procreate is no big fucking woop.

Sarah files counterclaim.

Noted:

[quote] Todd hired attorney Kimberlee Colbo to represent him in the case. The lawyer is the same who repped Dakota Meyer in his divorce from Bristol Palin.

Why aren't more people dishing to the tabloids or writing embarrassing social media posts about this? I really thought it would be juicier by now.

This and RUDY's ongoing (and already messy) divorce should get split-screen saturation coverage, as comic relief from the Impeachment saga

Now that Bristol's gotten herself baptized all is right with the world.