Looking a little chub - back on the sauce or just too many burgers?

who gives a shit, he has fab face, tits and ass/cock,,,,,,,fuk off u jealous haters..

I think people often gain weight when they quit drinking.

But he’s had weight problems in any event, right?

"Looking a little chub"

You're mentally ill. Seek help.

He should get out of LA and come home. His kind, decent and respectable family and his humble roots do not jive well with the garish soulessness of Los Angeles and for that he has suffered. Come home, Benny.

Perhaps he really has a pipe up his ass OP?

Bloated bitch.

God it must be so fucking annoying to just be walking out with your kids to the car and CLICKCLIKCLICKCLICK. I can understand why actor go ham on paparazzi.

Loves me some Ben Affleck bodacious man-titties!!!

Not all pushing 50 , men from Boston can be as disciplined and buff as Mark Wahlberg.

R9 Ha! Nothing disciplined about Wahlberg being the epitome of trash. As a victim of these cunts and sworn enemy of the Wahlbergs (and they fucking know it) my mission is to remind people what a shitload of filth this entire fucking family is. FYI...I'm from Boston. Grew up in Ashmont section of Dorchester where I still live today. I know them intimately and they are disgusting, low rent, drug dealing (still to this day!!!!) trash. I will never forgive them for what they did to my family. They know who I am and what they did.

Ashmont Station. 1980s. I'm waiting for you muthafuckas. One day. You and me. Witnesses are still alive in Quincy. You'll get yours. Street justice, boys.

He's over 40 and eats too much fatty food, like every other overweight, middle-aged American.

Wow r10 ive been on DL for YEARS and haven’t heard your beef on the wahlbergs yet. Feel free to share!

He lives in Los Angeles which means that he never walks anywhere. I’m surprise he doesn’t have a personal scooter to take him from his car to the shops. People in LA are fucked up

R12 I bitch about them all the time. I know them all and hate them all. The Woods, as in Danny Wood from NKOTB, are also from Dorchester and are the polar opposite of the Wahlbergs. The Woods, from the Neponset section, specifically Adams St, of Dot (aka Dorchester) are among the most respectable, decent people you'll ever meet. I love the Woods and I'm so proud of Danny. His parents were educators. Mom died young of breast cancer if I recall correctly. Dad held the fam together. The Wahlbergs? Racist, homophobic scum. Nothing like the wonderful Wood family. God I hate that fucking family and I'm pissed they have a crappy burger joint that people run to because of the fucking name. Peopke are stupid.

^^^ I am headed down to O'Brien's Market at Ashmont on Dot Ave right now which is where 30 some odd years ago a certain Wahlberg used to sell me joints. 10 for $12. Little pin joints. I'm still fucking pissed about the skinny joints, too! Fuckers! Their whore cousin Toothy Ruthie (front teeth knocked out in a fight) used to be a fixture of class and elegance at Ashmont Station as she offered blow jobs for beers.

Manopause

I’ll never understand Mark Wahlberg’s popularity and fame.

Bitch, whore cunt slut!

Well wearing plaid isn't going to do anyone with a belly any favours.

[quote] He lives in Los Angeles which means that he never walks anywhere.

Bullshit! He walks from the car into church every Sunday!

He's a big strappin' man who loves a good plate of food. Sexy as can be. He can get back into fighting shape in just a few weeks if his next role requires it.

He's over, it's a descent into HoHo madness next.

"He's over 40 and eats too much fatty food"

R11, are you calling in from the 1980s? People get fat from CARBS - too much pasta, too many donuts, too many fries, chips and too many brownies.

Men in antidepressants gain about 20 pounds. It’s better than him drinking himself to death.

“I’ll never understand Mark Wahlbergs popularity and fame”

“I’ll never understand Mark Wahlbergs popularity and fame”

R14, the Wahlburgers near me didn’t last more than a year... it was a disaster.

If it makes you feel any better.

Wahlburgers prices are way too high for the type of eatery it is.

[quote] God it must be so fucking annoying to just be walking out with your kids to the car and CLICKCLIKCLICKCLICK. I can understand why actor go ham on paparazzi.

In this particular case, I'm convinced Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have deals with the paparazzi.

Affleck has been a fat drunk for decades now.

It’s just Lexapro people. Weight gain is a side effect.

“Looking a little chub”

I like to get Gigli with it.

I'm not interested in Wahlburgers.

I'm interested in Whataburgers! With extra-large fries!

This is 55

LOL, R34.

He looks like a typical American man. I would take him anyday.

R1 = Benny boy

R36 - yup. American men are definitely the hottest

R19 Agree. The checks strain over the bump and it makes the pattern look wonky. Also I think when wide men wear plaid they look like a table and a tablecloth at the same time. R20 fuck that made me laugh. Church seems to have dropped off, must be saving it for the next round of promos. Fatfleck and Hennifer probably walk the most of anyone in LA, just from their sheer number of pap strolls.

R34 - that’s Brad Pitt in “Once upon a time in Hollywood.” Body looks great; face is a little haggard.

R32 that’s hilarious. I could handle the moobs but that gut is Santalicious

[quote]with the garish soulessness of Los Angeles

Excuse me R4 ???

Los Angeles is populated by the most honest and caring people you'll ever meet, unlike Berkeley which is full of soulless tech nerds.

[quote]The checks strain over the bump and it makes the pattern look wonky. Also I think when wide men wear plaid they look like a table and a tablecloth at the same time.

r39 r19 So what [italic]should[/italic] I wear, fellas?

R43 or Ben as non DL’ers probably know you, it’s hard to say what you should wear. You seem to wear a fuck ton of plaid and that’s a no no while you’re round in the middle. Your collection of stained tee shirts is also gag worthy. Maybe a kaftan? Or if you really want to continue wearing a size too small up top, get a girdle or spanx.

Being a drunk is a pretty hellish existence. And it's even worse when everyone knows.

I don't wanna look like a weirdo...I'll just go with the mumu

r10 come sit next to me.

If he was annoyed he would send Driver to pick up the kids. He loves the attention.

R48 👌 they are both absolute attention whores. Am I the only one who finds the older daughter really clingy and weird?

[quote]I don't wanna look like a weirdo...I'll just go with the mumu

Oh, dear!

Moomooo!!

There comes a point when one simply gives up.

What’s the difference between a muumuu and a caftan?

Either way, Ben should be wearing one.

[quote]God it must be so fucking annoying to just be walking out with your kids to the car and CLICKCLIKCLICKCLICK. I can understand why actor go ham on paparazzi.

So naive.

He calls the paps to photograph him with his kids, darling. It's all about rehabbing his image and making him look like a good dad.

Benna Flick named his kid Violent.

R54 it’s hilarious how transparent it is. He can go months without them snapping his pic but then suddenly when his image is in the shitter, magically they just seem to catch him everywhere. And I really think only the middle kid is his.

R51 moobmoob

He’s 47. Find something else to distract you, OP.

He’s 47. Find something else to distract you, OP.

usually when you go into rehab you get all areas of your life worked on including a flabby body. If he isnt dieting and working out, can a return to the gutter with a wine bottle by his side be far off? Note, I have never had a drug or alcohol problem nor been in rehab for any issue.......but I am assuming this is how it works............

R60 yes, they do usually recommend a healthy lifestyle. Good diet, exercise, Sunshine etc. R58 being 47 isn’t an excuse to look like shit. There’s plenty of good, fit looking men over 45 in Hollywood (and life in general) and with his money, time and actual good looks, there’s no reason he couldn’t be one of them.

Quit lying all of you whores that day he’s fugly. You’d all be down on your knees for him if you had the chance.

R62 at least if you’re kneeling in front of him you can’t see that monstrosity of a thing. And he’d have to be on his back or clothed when he bottoms, because looking at that would wilt any willy.

his back tattoo is gross.

The sunglasses made me LOL. He thinks he’s cool.

Does it really matter? He’s going through stuff. Matt Damon broke up with him and wants the world to know that he’s in love with Chris H. He’s burned his Jennifer1 and Jennifer2 bridges. Most people know by now, GWH was completely stolen and the Boston Bros’ name were put on it. You can’t escape karma.

R65 Yep. And sunglasses make most people look younger, as they hide your eye wrinkles/bags. But he oks way older than 47.

R66 LOL. If even half that is true, I’m surprised he looks this good.

Ben has that Easter Island look. No depth to his face.

R69 I have a statue of one in my garden. I cannot stop laughing every time I look at it since I read your comment.

Oof. Plaid is not this mans friend. A hint of cute Ben in the face. But those eyes are dead and his beard doesn't hide his double chin any more. In the other pictures in this series he is (yet again) wearing a stained shirt. WTF.

I don't know about the pipe, but he could have my tongue up his ass.

R72 I’m guessing that’s one hairy ass. And don’t look up lest you see that beastly tattoo

Aww, I still like him more than Leo. (These were the options when I was wee.)

This can’t be the cream of the crop, right? Sooo much talent and good looks and they settle for the same bloated pancake faces with zero sex appeal. The industry is dead!

He looks this way because he hates his life but can't escape it. He'd be happier living that Leo DiCaprio life, no kids, different PYT every week, beer in hand. He doesn't want to do the school runs or street fairs but he knows that if he doesn't, Garner the Monster will go out of her way to make him look bad. He cares too much about his public image to let that happen (again). So he drags himself around like this.

Leo is also fat and bloated. Zero kids, was actually talented in his younger years....Leo and Ben look the same. Their lifestyle is the same. Hire people to do all the work. Easypeasy!

Lasy entitled actors. There’s no love for acting anymore. Just a way to make an absurd amount of money for doing nothing.

DiCaprio has never had a good body. He's always been oddly shaped and flabby. Affleck is the one who has let himself go big time.

R78 so much so. He was tidy as in Gone Girl. He always looks miserable in the first couple of any photos with his kids, then seems to play it up, chatting with them etc. Stupid idiot he is, Hennifer clearly realized the only way to keep him was get knocked up. Not that I think the first or last kid is his. She seemed to bang a kid out any time there was trouble.

I would never kick him out of bed. He’s dreamy ❤️

R80 no one would kick THAT Ben out of bed.

I can’t stop laughing. Of all the things a “Ben Affleck look-alike” could steal: alcohol. At least he kept it real 😂

Most 47 year old straight men look like that and don’t care about their weight anymore by that point.

Why are his sunglasses lopsided?

R84 I hadn’t noticed that. In the pictures upthead, the ones at the street fair, there’s one where his nose and teeth seem out of kilter. Maybe his face is super crooked now.

Back on the Lithium.

He needs to just give up

R87 I dread to imagine what giving up looks like if it’s not like this. Fark.

I saw some new pics of him and two of his kids. His face looks old. Unbelievably so. His eyes look terrible. He looks way older than barely gone 47.

He look ready to find an Asian guy, beat him up, and take out an eye!

R90 where does he look like this? What is with the Asian reference?

Who's the boy he's holding hands with?

R92 the brunette is his middle (and if we’re truthful, only) daughter. The blond boy is his (and if we’re truthful, Matt Damon’s) son.

R92 the brunette is his middle (and if we’re truthful, only) daughter. The blond boy is his (and if we’re truthful, Matt Damon’s) son.

Matt Damon's son?

R95 I think the first daughter has a Vartan/Garner blend look going and the boy looks like Matt Damon. Hennifer is such a ho I would not be surprised at all if she was banging out kids to other people and passing them off as his, to make sure he stuck around.

I heard he and Matt cut their sperms in half and then glued it back together and one of their children each, belongs to both of them.

r97

I bet they did

Shouldn't that son be older by now? Is he a dwarf?

Ben Affleck as a baby

He'll be stepping into the Dan Conner role this Fall opposite Katey Sagal.

[quote] Shouldn't that son be older by now? Is he a dwarf?

Garner must be stunting his growth. If he grows up, she can't use the Mommy role to get press anymore, and then where will she be? She'll have literally nothing left.

R99 not a dwarf, just a Damon. R100 really? Immediately I’m drawn to the teeny creepy teefies.

I would take him in a second. But I'm in my late forties. And most men my age are damaged goods. Can't even imagine what luggage a over 40 year old Hollywood actor would have. I would use him like everyone in that town has.

R104 he does have the look of a man used up by people and down trodden by life.

Obviously a gossip rag but has Shook really landed Jon Hamm?

Ben is probably a homosexual but Ben's money attracted a stinkfish and so Ben decided to go along with it, make babies, etc, and have good hollywood beard publicity.

Because in Hollywood only losers are not "str8"!

He looks about as comfortable holding that ten year old as he did carting that dog through a field 🙄

Oh look who called the paps, hugged a child and looked sad. He's such a lousy actor. Garner must be as bad of a person (and/or as big of a famewhore) as he is to have stayed with him as long as she did. Trash.

[quote]why is he walking like he’s got a pipe up his ass?

Memories of Good Matt Piping.

R109 it’s bizarre. He always looks abjectly miserable when with his kids. Then he hugs them and squeezes them but still looks miserable. Jennifer Garner is the frau of the century. Last decent acting job she had was as Mrs Ben Affleck. The video upthread, the way he’s laughing and smiling when he takes the paps pic, it’s deranged. Like, you can smile for THAT but not with your kids?

I don’t get a gay vibe from him.

I’d imagine heteroflexible or maybe just gay for social/career lubricant?

[quote]Then he hugs them and squeezes them but still looks miserable.

He never looks that a way when he a hugs Matt

R114, very true. Always laughing and smiling when out with his buddies. Maybe he’s just miserable all the time now is he really is sober?

I suspect he may suffer leaky gut; it can be the cause of abdominal bloating due to inflammation of the lining of the intestines. Serious alcoholism can cause it. He needs to avoid carbs, sugar, and lectins to heal. Probiotics and vitamin supplements are beneficial too. I'd volunteer to help him get back in shape! He's still handsome, if not damaged.

Are you sure it isn’t Fibro? J. Garn would love that.

Less than 2 weeks after looking bloated with a fat round gut. Spanx? James T Kirk Girdle?

Less than 2 weeks after looking bloated with a round gut. Spanx? James T Kirk level girdle?

He probably goes on and off carbs like he does booze. That Shookus chick mesmerizes me. She's so sloppy, manly and ugly. What's her appeal? Is she funny? Or anything.

Sorry! It said it couldn’t create my list, so I redid it and then it posted the first one, too 😬

R120, enabler extraordinaire?

R120 She’s probably a huge enabler and not an uptight one like the Jennifer Garner Wife types. She looks like a messy party hag who tells men no matter what they’re doing, it’s ok. She’s also pretty cashed up, which might be attractive to men avoiding gold diggers or needing a gal to mooch off.

BIG as a HOUSE!

R120 Lots of fun, great in bed.

I'd rather hang with Shooks, who at least seems cool and fun, than frumpy, dumpy Bible cunt Garner, that's for damn sure.

Shookus has that “ugly girl will do anything he wants” air about her.

R120 yep, a “cool girl”.

[quote]Shookus has that “ugly girl will do anything he wants” air about her.

According to Lainey, Garner was the one who nearly killed herself trying to be everything he wanted. She even took college classes so she could converse with him on political subjects.

Well, I ain’t talking conversation, R129.

R129 pretty sure we talking about ho mode cool girl, rather than some Betty Draper chit chat on the sofa while he drinks his single malt.

That said, I suspect he’d love a Mad Men style life. Trophy wife (albeit one with a forehead you could land a plane on) and cool girl NY ho on the side. Fuck, they’d probs still be married if his long term affair cover didn’t blow.

Benna Flick's problem is the real love of his life JLo is not in his life. It was like how Prince Charles calmed down once Camilla became his bitch.

Everyone loves a comeback. I think he should go on Khloe Kardashian’s show “Revenge Body.” She could help him train and get that body back to what it was 20 years ago with six- pack abs and beefy arms to show off his cute tight t-shirts. Jen would be sooooo jelly!!!!

Ben only married the Bible cunt because she got knocked up. They were close to divorcing and then she got knocked up with kid #3. She's a hillbilly who tried to keep a man by popping out kid after kid. All those kids are in therapy now.

[quote]Fuck, they’d probs still be married if his long term affair cover didn’t blow.

The only reason she actually divorced him was because his various affairs became public and his image took a nosedive. He had an affair with Shookus years ago and Garner took him back/stayed with him. Then his affair with Nanny Christine hit the press and totally humiliated Garner but you know, she still wasn't ready to ditch him for good. She did a big interview with Vanity Fair about how he was the love of her life and urged her fans not to hate him (because she was going to take him back). Then he started back up with Shookus again and maybe that was the final straw for Garner? That said, if Ben got back into Oscar winning form, Garner would probably come sniffing around again. She has no career outside of Instagram and being Mrs. Affleck and mother to his kids is the only good role she's had in the last 15 years.

He is just so unlikable.

R137 he’s fantastically unlikeable there. The pouting and talking over someone like an insane narcissistic child. He looks like he’s coked off his head but behaves like he’s coming off a three day binge. He was obnoxious on that sports show, too. Going on and on about how classy Tom Brady is, because he doesn’t want to hand over his phone in case it has bad stuff in it. Because bad stuff shows you are so classy 😂

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I like him. He seems like a normal guy with normal problems.

In that he hates his kids and ex-wife and just wants to drink until he passes out in a puddle of his own urine and feces, R140?

Agree.

He seems like a lot of divorced, straight guys I know, too.

R141 he does manage to look absolutely miserable with them and when trying to look happy, comes off as awkward. Haven’t seen clingy weird Violet in pictures with him lately. She seems a strange child.

What will he and the Bible cunt do for good press PR when their kids grow up and go away to college? No more of these school run pics. Will either one of them be relevant then?

Hopefully they won’t force their ... Garneresque children into the business.

That's a real daddy-bear. Fucks a hole like a jack hammer. Hard drinker and harder fucker.

Affleck's not going to live to be an Old, R143. Even if his hardened liver doesn't do him in, his clogged arteries/enlarged heart will. Never fear, though, he'll be sure to out the way he wants, plugging some barely legal cooze after a three day whiskey and coke bender. Frau Garner will surly be papped looking properly downtrodden at the services and his children, bored and vacant, as they will be medicated to the gills for their various issues caused by their parents (mostly him) and saving all of their emotions for the therapist's office.

R143, Frau will adopt orphans or make one of the girls bang out a kid so she can be an instagrandma.

He's still damn handsome. And at least he is trying to kick the alcohol. Unlike some Mad men we know. Anytime you give up smoking or drinking. You always pack on a few pounds. Been around alcoholics most of my life and they are the most miserable people on the planet. I will take fat Batman any day.

I’d still hit it

Ben and the wealthiest widow are going out. Think he's proposed yet? What a reach (for him) and a slump (for her).

Prenup before he nips her nap?

R150 she’s old as. Another article had a headline like “Jobs latest charity work, dinner with Ben Affleck” 😂

I wish they would just come out and be together. Ben will be miserable until he can be with Matt.

They really do belong together ❤️

It's another Wahlberg reference, r91.

[quote]People get fat from CARBS - too much pasta, too many donuts, too many fries, chips and too many brownies.

Lol! Someone please tell all those rice-eating Asians how fat carbs are making them.

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It's only a few more years until he can traumatize the oldest daughter (Serphina, Violet?) by drunkenly asking her girl friends for blow jobs. And, a year or two later, getting caught fucking one of her friends in a coke haze.

LOL, just wait. Benny won't be able to stop himself. It will be his next Fall From Grace.

The paps caught him doing a fake school run last week. He went to the kids' school when it was letting out, walked with the two kids (and their nanny) back to his car and then left alone while the kids went home with the nanny. Paps were snapping away the whole time, then the tabloids printed that he "picked them up after school." He goes over there just to get photographed like this and make it seem like he's spending time with them. He is truly a pathetic person as is Garner for allowing it and playing along.

He is on Daily Mail every day.

Is he buff again?

R160 I think it’s shape wear. He looks very pot bellied in some pics and then days later, not.

I’m not sold on the pink polo, but he does look healthier here. That said, in the pics of his face, his eyes look dead and he looks every day of his 47 years. Nice to see him speaking at Kevin and Jay’s ceremony.

What are Ben’s and Matt’s respective skin colors?

R163 I noticed you asked that on some other thread, too. What’s that about? It’s clear what colour their skin is. I’m not sure why you’re asking that?

Eventually, Ben will be yellow from liver failure.

R165 Cirrhosis Chartreuse, always in fashion in Hollywood.

His new rug looks like a small woodland animal.

His head is enormous! It’d be a family of woodland animals.

Soon.

Shapewear central in the pic at R167. Smoothing out the gut and moobs.

*snort* Kid and Play hair. I laughed way too hard at that. Well played, R169.

Would it be asking to much to shave and comb your hair?

New wig looks like a coonskin cap as well.

Oh, R173, that had me in gales of laughter. When the picture loaded, I could not stop laughing.

Ben Affleck looking for love on dating app Raya

Ben Affleck has turned to a dating app, we’re told.

Page Six spies say the “Batman” star has been relying on celeb-friendly app Raya to find dates.

“He seems to want a real partner and is not looking to date a celebrity. He is private and is in a good space right now,” a source told us. “He has his kids and is focusing on work, but is ready to be in love again.”

Meanwhile, Affleck was spotted on a date with a young brunette a couple of weeks ago at the Hotel Bel-Air.

“It seemed innocent, like a first date. He was in a good [mood], and they both seemed really into each other,” said a spy. “There was no overt PDA or anything like that. They were having dinner.”

A source familiar with the actor said he’s no longer on Raya, and that he is often at the Bel Air hotel for work meetings.

Affleck was also spotted at dinner in Santa Monica with Steve Jobs’ widow, Laurene Powell Jobs, earlier this month. They reportedly dined for nearly three hours at Giorgio Baldi, but sources told us it was strictly platonic. “They have been friends for a long time,” a source said.

Affleck had a very public tryst with Playboy model Shauna Sexton in 2018. Multiple sources told Page Six that pals of the star were not enthusiastic about that relationship. “I think it’s so belittling … He found a girl he can just go out drinking with and [have sex with],” one source who knows Affleck told us at the time.

The actor has since traded in booze for coffee. He completed a 40-day rehab program after the Sexton fling and rekindled his romance with “Saturday Night Live” producer Lindsay Shookus, his last serious relationship. At the time, a source described Shookus as being like his sober coach. “They drink coffee a lot. She encourages that instead of alcohol,” the source said.

Shookus and Affleck split earlier this year, and she has since been linked to Jon Hamm.

Reps declined to comment.

R175... that’s sad or really pathetic advertising? What could this be? I can’t imagine women will now flock to Raya, maybe slutty LA gold diggers which would bring other men?

Who would plant this story?

R176 Jennifer Garner, to keep him, and by extension, her, relevant.

Eonline, Jen's favorite outlet, posted not one but TWO vanity pieces about her today.

R177, is this her dude’s company?!?

Man... he really should have just gone to her goddamn Walk of Fame Star event instead of drinking with the Bunny.

Do we need to know anymore about Ben ??? Just wondering.

I'm uninterested until he gets caught fucking one of his daughters' barely legal girl friends, R180. So...Im good for six or seven years, if he can manage not to drink himself to death before then.

Is R179 Jen Garner herself? I knew the frau was pathetic but now she's straight-up stalking Ben on the app. PageSix just wrote another story (from "the source") about how he's changed his photos, music, etc on the app since their original story this AM. Jen... get a life, a vibrator, a man who will be seen in public with you... something.

It's weird. that he's needing a app to get dates now. I thought the rich and the famous got pussy anytime they wanted. You see the picture on Page 6 of the story. He's eating an ice cream. It's hilarious. I bet it's that ugly ass Lindsay that is the source.

Lindsay is probably a Friend or Bill’s who fucks, and that’s how she lands these dudes.

Ugly ass Shookus is slobbering all over Hammaconda's knob, I highly doubt she's planting stories about this bloated, drunk loser.

Too bad he just doesn't hook back up with his kids ex-nanny. That was hilarious.

Omg! That’s awful. It’s like he’s being stalked.

I don't Lindsay is getting drunk Hamm. Those pics of them were boring. He's into much younger women.

I don't care if Ben is getting a little big. I do him in a second.

He has alot of movies, he is getting ready to do. Have a feeling he will start hitting the gym.

What’s Ben’s skin color?

Oh, he's back on the sauce and stumbling around like a loser. Just one day after posting about his one year sobriety on all of his social media Hahah

Thanks for the post, r192. What in the world was Ben thinking?!?! If he wants to booze there must be more discreet ways of doing so than this. Smh.

Cue the violins. Is the Bible cunt going to call the paps again when she dramatically drives him to rehab again? Woe is me!

Why didn't he just stay home and get drunk? Why would you go out when you know you're being followed by the paps? He is on Daily Mail everyday.

Because he is addicted to fame and paparazzi, too. He can't stay away.

What a dumb cunt. And is he rugless? The hair looksshort, possibly de-rugged for the mask and hoodie combo?

And jeez, I hope that young ho wasn’t in the car he stumbled into.

She was, and they went back to his place, where she stayed the night. -X17

It’s funny, in another article it references his post admitting he’s dating. How’s as soon as he’s out with the ladeez he just turns into a pisswreck again. And from a different angle he’s still got the woodland family on his head.

The girl he was hanging on last night was no older than 23.

Classy!

Drunk Hollywood actors with 20 year olds. I agree. Extra classy. Smooth.

He’ll just end up with more child support cases. What’s a Young be thirsty ho want with a guy his age besides cash?

They think we are sexy.

R201 Sexton 2.0, I await the Jack next the Box shots! And can I just add, it’s at a UNICEF ball. He has no class. At all. No wonder Matt dumped him for Chris. I’m surprised anyone would think they’re getting any going home with someone so drunk, but hey, there’s coke, I guess. Or of course, he passed out and she can make whatever metoo lawsuit cash she wants. He’s a fucking idiot.

R205, I do giggle at this. That these men really think they are so hot that youngsters genuinely want them. It’s sad and just shows how ridiculously insecure these aging fools are. And the women are damaged, either cash or fame thirst bitches or mental cases with Daddy issues. Pass.

Why does Ben want to be with a girl who is closer in age to his daughters than to him? What's his damage? Why doesn't he want a woman his own age?

Newsflash: No man over 30 wants to be with a woman his own age, r208

Either does any woman. Who wants damaged goods.

He’s 47, her age ? Tara Reid claimed her as her best friend a while back. This plus the drunk casino trip after the car clutching staggers. Not good.

Did Tara Reid hook them up? She and Ben were strip club friends once upon a time. There's even talk of a 3way between Tara, Ben and Christian Slater which was such a random combination, I believed it immediately.

Where are his boyfriends during this shit? Wheres Kevin Smith fat ass after his media tour last month to tell us Ben is back in his life? Where's Matt? Where's Tom Brady? Fair weather friends! Jennifer is his only hope now. Jennifer and the Lord Jesus.

R109, do you see the kids trying to get away from him when he's fake hugging them for the paps?

That speaks VOLUMES

That shookus chick is a big drinker. When Ben was openly dating her they were seen in restaurants and she had a drink in front of her. One time he had an O'Douls (no alcohol beer) in front of him, that's how I knew he would continue to drink. And a lot of times when he was with her he looked drunk/high

Just watch, if she's dating Jon Hamm, he'll go off the wagon too

No one cares about Shookus.

The girls he's been picking post Garner are definitely a problem. Even the recent playboy ho was a drinker. Did we ever find out how much the nanny was paid to disappear?

No one ever shook Shookus.

I couldn't begin to guess, R217. Do you think its monthly payments or was it a lump sum, to make the nanny fade away?

And here I was thinking he was into her because she’s young and an enabler. No! He’s probably crazy about how she specializes in “epic, moody, cinematic sound”. She’s looking for cash, exposure and film work. Too bad he only seems to be in other people’s films at the moment. Unsure if that’s due to the 75 mil bath the studio took on his last directorial effort or his desperate hope for a Best Actor state like his bro. Still, at $125 an hour, if you let her strum a guitar while you banged her so she thought it was a legit music hire, she’s still a very cheap ho.

Ben is to blame for his drinking. No one else. It's called personal responsibility. Not even that dog-face producer from SNL is to blame. And that chick is not his new girlfriend. We all know how drunks are, they don't like to drink alone. He's paying for her to be with him.

Fraus have invaded. They're outraged that their fantasy husband is with someone other than Frau Garner. Let's rip her apart!

They're mad that he's ever been with anybody at all. They've had a grudge against Garner since they fell in love with him in Armagedon. Fraus are hard to understand though. Some of them "ship" him with JHoe but you know they would loathe her if she ever went near him too.

Guys... Ben Affleck truly isn't worth the fuss.

One flop for an Oscar winning director with name recognition is not going to black list him. No. The problem for Ben is that no studio is going to trust him with a budget until he's been visibly clean for a few years. His indiscreet falls are really screwing him over. I can't understand why he doesn't have staff whose sole job is to make sure he gets high in private.

[quote]And here I was thinking he was into her because she’s young and an enabler. No! He’s probably crazy about how she specializes in “epic, moody, cinematic sound”. She’s looking for cash, exposure and film work. Too bad he only seems to be in other people’s films at the moment. Unsure if that’s due to the 75 mil bath the studio took on his last directorial effort or his desperate hope for a Best Actor state like his bro. Still, at $125 an hour, if you let her strum a guitar while you banged her so she thought it was a legit music hire, she’s still a very cheap ho.

You sound psychotically jealous or something. He will never, ever fuck you. Get over it.

R226 = Katie Cherry. I’m not jealous, I just find it hilarious how middle aged men take up with a young ho and think they don’t look ridiculous. He’s a drunk. The only people in their lives are other drunks or enablers. He could have at least found a ho with a sense of style.

LMAO, what exactly is your problem, R227? You seem completely bent out of shape that Ben would spend time with this person. What's it to you, really? Do you know these people or something? You sound like an jilted ex or something, and it's weird.

[quote]The only people in their lives are other drunks or enablers.

Are we in agreement that the Bible cunt is an enabler, then? Great.

R228 I’m not bent out of shape about it. I find it equal parts sad and hilarious. Old movie stars and their young thirst ho types crack me up, always have. Especially in a case where he’s crapped on non stop about his recovery. He probably just should have stuck with strippers and young ho types from his 20’s and not had kids whose life he is completely fucking up. I just find it hilarious that after an epic disaster like his last pre fake rehab run, he’s right back to that same shit.

Yeah he should've never married Garner or had those two extra kids with her. Totally agree with that. I think he'd be much happier living that DiCaprio lifestyle.

Hey 222, why don't you go fuck yourself? Because it sounds like no one else is.

This the same person that thinks all of the actors that we talk about on here, personal spokesperson. How much are they paying you, dumbass?

What are you babbling, idiot? Take your meds.

Alright, gonna weigh in with my worthless opinion- I am shocked and pleased she’s 33, lovely and musically talented (don’t know her, never heard of her). He coulda done worse!

... given the Tara Reid/the Situation connection and fact that she’s probably too hot to be his usual drunken bang, she’s probably a star fucking coke dealer.

Is he cured yet?

He looks less drugged out than Hunter Biden.