Aaron Schock Tells Drag Queen "Statement Coming Soon"

Too fucking little. Too fucking late.

The damage is done.

“Im just a girl who can’t say no!”

R2 scary R3 sad

Hot!

Dat ASS!

Why do you feel the need to post the same photos over and over again?

Probably his Only Fans site.

ABS!!!!!

Meh, the Drag Queen confronted Aaron because of Trans, not because of gays.

What this idiot Drag Queen should have done was to confront him on gay rights not some other topic that has no relevance to gay rights or what he did aginst gay rights. .

Aaron was against gay marriage and gay protection rights.

Drag Queens should go visit a grease fire.

[quote]Schock told the performer what it was like to be outed and his family’s reaction,

If Shock was worried about his family’s reaction, why would he quadruple-down on the leaked porn solos?

Maybe you cut down on the face and ass crack videos when being outed to your conservative family humiliates you.

r17 - That would imply an ability to say no thank you to meth.

When will he film with Austin wolf?

My new Nasty Pig Ass-less Briefs® sure do make a statement! I can't wait to cum in them soon!

He claims he was outted to his family so does that mean those "leaked" DMs between him and that creepy dude that popped up here were legit?

A statement about why he expects us to love and lust after him while he still identifies as a Republican, likes posts from anti-gay Republican officials, etc.? Can’t wait.

The dumb lying whore is being a dumb lying whore yet again...big surprise.

His statement will boil down to: “IIIIIIIII AM A VICTIM!!!!!!!!”

He really needs an asshole bleaching

“Aaron Schock Tells Drag Queen "Statement Coming Soon”

It’s his drag debut as StickHer Schock

His statement:

"I'm a whore, darlin'"

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All you have to do is look at that Instawhore's statement about being victimized etc. etc. whine blah, which was clearly written by Aaron, to know what he's going to say. It will be very little contrition, if any, and a bunch of accusations and holier-than-thou bullshit. He's still a Republican, and he thinks like one.

This turquoise belt ensemble sure made a statement!

And that statement was, "I'm closeted as fuck!"

That outfit was loud enough to be heard through the closet door.

You know, this will be a whole easier and a hell of a lot less painless if you all just went ahead and accepted the former Congressman into the fold now. We all know you're going to. Why not do it sooner, rather than later?

Aaron liked this Melania photo yesterday. Just a reminder that this dude’s big coming-out statement, sure to be celebrated, will be hypocritical and followed by antigay, pro-LGBT behavior.

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[quote]Drag Queens should go visit a grease fire.

well, we managed to roast a few

He has yet to explain, or apologize for, his anti-LGBT votes.

[quote]Reinhart went on to say that after the performance a friend of Schock’s came up to him and started creating a dialogue,

Who writes like this? What happened to "starting a conversation" or even just "started chatting"?

This changes everything!

I love the description of the drag queens thought process. She just HAD to do something! For freedoms! And apple pie!

I blame RPDR for this crap.

True R39

Just because you are wearing a costume, doesn't make you a superhero.

Official Aaron Schock Statement:

The turquoise belt with the white pants was a poor fashion choice. It won't happen again.

I've decided to announce I'm nonbinary.

test

Anyone remember Adam Kinzinger? Tulsi Gabbard made a video attacking Trump's pro-Saudi foreign policy, and Kinzinger had such a bitchy little reply that I think you all would want to see it.

The U.S. Congress has mostly become a failed version of high school.

Adam sounds 1,000% like a DLr. He's still unmarried, isn't he?

Hey, you screaming queens, I'll be announcing something just as soon as I have something to announce, OK?

Hey guy, I am still working on my statement. I need a little help. Is “cum” or “semen” preferred for use in formal gay announcements?

[quote]He claims he was outted to his family

Poor Momma Schock thought she was opening an attachment full of kitten pictures only to be punched in the face with her son's putrid anus! Oh, the humanity!

That awkward moment when you suddenly know what your 38-year-old son's anus and erect penis look like.

I know! It was traumatic!! I haven’t seen his anus or his erect penis since he was half that age!!

Statement from the Office of The Cockgobbler:

I'm offering a 10% discount for a full weekend. NO KISSING.

from the link: In March, federal prosecutors agreed to drop all corruption charges against Schock (R-IL) if he paid back $42K to the IRS and $68K to his campaign and stayed out of trouble for six months in a deal known as a “deferred prosecution.” He recently completed that process.

What cards did he play to manage that? Who did he go down on the the could bring down now?

R53 Paul Ryan had to have been the primary string puller. It seems too ludicrous to believe, but it also seems very likely to me considering all evidence:

1. After Aaron did the Men’s Health magazine cover (which he brags about constantly to this day as if it were a Nobel), Paul befriended him and tried to “single white female” him by emulating him. Paul promoted the P90x home workout DVDs excessively, and he did his own photoshoot, which turned out ridiculous.

2. At the same time, Paul and Aaron became workout buddies at the congressional gym, which they both talked about publicly.

3. Aaron in particular volunteered the information. When he was in Ybor City—in a gay neighborhood, with sex shops and gay bars surrounding him—TMZ paparazzi “randomly” caught him on camera. If Aaron had been closeted at the time, he would have freaked out. Instead, he smiled and gave an interview to TMZ about...Paul Ryan. The paparazzi person asked Aaron if he has any advice for Paul, and Aaron said yes, Paul has a great body and he should wear more tailored suits to show off his body. Take a moment to think about how random all of this is if it weren’t set up by Schock. Why was TMZ in a small gay Florida neighborhood? Why would a closeted, self-loathing Schock smile for the camera? Why, when asked generally about Ryan, did Aaron choose to talk about Ryan’s hot body? That indicates he has seen Ryan’s hot body under the baggy suits he was complaining about. That was fuel for the gay rumors that were hounding Schock. So why would he do it? To send a warning flare to Ryan that he was willing to out their carnal relationship. Leverage.

4. While Schock was indicted, Ryan resigned from his position as speaker of the House and he retreated away from the spotlight—highly unusual. HIGHLY unusual. Even if he were really fed up with Trump as he has said, he had to have had offers from cable news networks across the board to be a TV pundit. He chooses to hide instead. Out of sight, out of mind.

5. It was shortly after Ryan resigned that Schock’s lawyers petitioned for the charges to be dropped on the grounds that Schock was being unfairly targeted because of rumors about his sexuality. That petition supposedly was dismissed—but then a year or so later, all charges were dropped, leaving Schock with a clean record. No explanation. Who has the power and the connections to get 24 federal charges dropped like that? The speaker of the House for one.

6. Schock also openly—VERY openly—has been seen courting the prime minister of India on the House floor, and Indian diplomats via social media. He has targeted very powerful men to be his paramours.

7. Imagine the Republican speaker of the house as well as at least one foreign head of state being exposed as having had illicit affairs (with monetary exchanges in the cases of foreign leaders) with a criminal junior member of the House. It would be a devastating scandal.

8. Just imagine Ryan did fuck Schock, a man who has gushed publicly about Ryan’s hot body, and who has “leaked” photos of his full body, including orifices and fluids. Ryan is from Wisconsin. He is married with many kids. He is a Republican and was third in line for president. Do you really believe he would not intervene to get some embezzlement charges dropped in exchange for protecting all the esteem he has amassed? Schock is an expert opportunist and he knew exactly how to leverage his body to protect his freedom to keep seeking opportunities.

He’s in NYC. Anybody get any discounted offers from him on Scruff?

R54. You make a good case.

god bless u johnnie rocket !!!! tho I wished ude have thrown a drink in the bitch's face and clocked her good ,,, lol

best to u !!!

So Aaron, what do you think of the Downton Abbey movie? Are you going to make over your West Hollywood bordello to look like it?

Good God, look at this Central Eurowhore cheetah (?) print blouse the Cockgoblin Aaron’s titties are busting out of. Is he campaigning to be Trump’s next ex-wife??

That first ass pic looks like the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel.

I like that shirt he’s wearing in R59. I think he’s actually got very good fashion sense. Though I wish he wore briefs, not boxer briefs.

EXCUSE ME, R59, but I am NOT the "CockgobLIN." I am the "CockgobBLER!!!!!"

That's a nice shirt, Aaron! Do they make it for men?

He's friends with this hot bi-looking guy (hideous child though)

Does she advertise herself for rent?

“The Cockgoblin” is Cockgobbler Aaron Schock’s supervillain alter-ego, R62. “Cockgobblin” is also the proper verb form to describe what the Cockgobbler is doing most of the time.

[quote]That first ass pic looks like the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel.

The toll to enter the Lincoln Tunnel is probably higher than the one to enter Aaron's hole.

The drag queen spoke for gay rights, R14. Aaron Schock never voted on a tranny bill.

You’re the only one making trans an issue because you’re just a bigoted, right-wing troll trying to divide and conquer the queers again. You’re no better or special because you’re gay/straight and you have no legit quarrel with the trans.

You’re just a chauvinist and eager pawn of right-wing, manufactured umbrage.

Somebody ought to cut YOUR dick and balls off.

It's interesting how the trans supporters are often so violent and bloodthirsty. ^

That's not His Royal Unbleachedness (AS) at r59.

Wrong, r54.

The Speaker of the House does NOT have the power to interfere with federal charges in any way, unless it’s the House impeaching someone. The F.B.I., etc. is independent.

And Paul Ryan retired mostly so he wouldn’t have to contend with Trump, who he knows is a train wreck but his party expects him to support. Ryan only wants to protect his chances of being President.

Do I like Republicans or approve of anything they do? Fuck no. But I’m not a fantasist, either.

Most straight guys admire physically fit bros for their own strength, health and HETERO sex. So that could be what’s happening.

Does the Cockgobbler's hole tunnel accept EZPass?

Change only, r72!

His plastic whore face looks to be melting.

New video clip of a slightly older Aaron desperately hawking his steroidal pecs in a striptease for the Indian prime minister!

damn, he aging fast, looks 48 in that pic.....she mus be on a lot of shit jus to get thru the night, huh

No sign of guilt in his lifeless, black hole shark eyes.

R71 Oy. I am not talking about Paul Ryan using formal powers as Speaker of the House to get Schock off. I am talking about him employing his personal influence based on his relationships.

I am sure there are many times when Paul got Schock off!

Can we please send the Cockgobbler a care package of this?

I mean, if we have to look at that hole....

Man in girlface gets mad at man in closet face.

R71 does not understand American politics, specifically, the power that the Speaker of the House wields and that it goes far, far beyond official channels. Let's connect the dots for R71: 1) The FBI investigates someone the Speaker wants to protect;2) the budget for the next fiscal year comes out, and there's a huge slashing of funds for the FBI; 3) the object of the Speaker's protection gets off scot free when the FBI "discovers" exculpatory evidence; 4) the FBI's budget is restored. Remember, the power of the purse was envisioned by the Founding Fathers as a mechanism to control outlandish behavior, and it's one of the reasons why the Speakership is one of the most important positions in the Federal Government and why the Speaker is one of the most powerful people in the world.

There are only three instances in which the Speaker leaves the position: voted out, a looming scandal or crisis (one that would not only destroy the Speaker but damage the Speaker's party for a generation) prevented only by the Speaker's departure, or death.

Someone like Paul Ryan simply never walks away from that kind of power without some motivation. He wasn't voted out, and he's still alive, so...

Ryan understood the folly of Trump. He wanted to limit the damage to his own reputation, or not worsen it, and make his millions. So he ran away. Don't imagine he doesn't spend every waking minute plotting the timing of his return.

R83 But the rabid GOP base voters/Trumpanzees hate Paul Ryan. He would depress their voter turnout.

I didn't say he was planning to return tomorrow.

Besides, once upon at time Trump was hated and unthinkable, yet here we are. Nothing is impossible in politics and nothing is forever.

He's going to announce that he's been cast in the sequel to Downton Abbey. He will play the queeny, backstabbing butler in Edith's house. As Thomas grows older, he mellows and becomes wiser. Sparks fly now that Thomas has to confront a version of his younger self. Tension between the two is heightened when they become love rivals for the attention of a visiting valet.

R86 And Aaron triumphs in the end thanks to a last-minute intervention by a visiting diplomat from India who Aaron invited in for a close-up view of the stalactites and stalagmites in his cavernous anus.

Have people forgotten that nobody wanted to be Speaker after Boehner? That's how dysfunctional the GOP was. Even Ryan was reluctant. Throw in Trump and Ryan's declining popularity among the base and it's really not a great mystery why he retired.

No one has forgotten, R88. There were plenty of people who wanted to be Speaker when they ousted Boehner. just none that the GOP wanted. Ryan didn't want to be speaker; he wanted to be president, but the actual leaders of the GOP (the Mercers, the Kochs, the Waltons) wanted someone they could control, and those that wanted to be speaker — known as the Tea Party — were and are uncontrollable. TPTB installed Ryan, who delivered their $trillion tax cut, and was allowed to leave well before the shit hit the fan. That Ryan was fucking the cockgobbler and the cockgobbler blackmailed Ryan as a get-out-of-jail-free card is just icing on the steaming pile of turds the GOP calls "cake".

He looks SO bald in his new Instagram video doing squats!

has that statement been released yet.?

I’m still working on that statement.

Hint: it’s a statement belt!

^ But is the belt turquoise?

TEAL, R93

[quote] Let's connect the dots for R71: 1) The FBI investigates someone the Speaker wants to protect;2) the budget for the next fiscal year comes out, and there's a huge slashing of funds for the FBI; 3) the object of the Speaker's protection gets off scot free when the FBI "discovers" exculpatory evidence; 4) the FBI's budget is restored.

🙄 Sorry, R82, but that is a complete fantasy from someone who clearly has never dealt with the the modern Congressional budgeting process or how the Justice Department handles a criminal case. There are so many people involved in both processes that the ability to use a future budget to direct the outcome of an existing federal criminal case — especially one involving a sitting member of the House — without being immediately called out in the Washington Post is, for all practical purposes, nonexistent. Anyone trying to apply budgetary constraints to get the Department to tank a case would invite such extremely intense scrutiny that it would result in one or more people running to the media.

Yeah, sure, someone could dream up some House of Cards scenario where the Speaker calls the FBI Director to apply pressure, but that is more properly classified as what it is: fiction.