Actors or celebrities with HairyAss Face

It's a jungle in there.

John Krasinski Hemsworth Brothers Jon Hamm Jake Gyllenhaal

Alec Baldwin

David Harbour

Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck.

Nev Schulman of [italic]Catfish[/italic] owns this thread.

It’s a dingleberry garden.

Robin Williams

Aziz Ansari

Bob Hoskins

Merlin Olsen

Tyler Hoechlin’s hairy ass owns this thread!

Tom Selleck

Robin Williams (RIP). x

Stanley Tucci

I need photographic evidence.

F & F the Gross-Out Visual AIDS Case.

AGAIN.

That's a Yeti, baby!

F&F for your entire life and existence, R17.

I hate them and I hate their ass faces!

Burt Reynolds

Justin Long

That Sprayberry kid

Henry Cavill

John Ritter and Larry in Three's Company

Dan Hedaya.

Carpeted crack.

[quote]I hate them and I hate their ass faces!

I hate them and I hate their ass feces!

Fixed it for you.

I’m pretty sure every actor (m/f/t/n/x) on American Gods has a delightful hairy butt.

Yeah, Cloris

Delicious thread... I need more examples in the way of pics though. Preferably, the faces and the bums. I'll nominate David Eason, "Teen Mom"'s husband.

Michael J. Fox, after turning into Teen Wolf.

Barf 🤮 emoji for Miss OP.

Young Omar Sharif

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Fine, twofer

Sean Biggerstaff. Scottish actor from Harry Potter films.

Zach Galifiniakis owns this thread.

John Mulaney. No way around it. Blecccchhhh....

Yum, I quite like John Mulaney R37. I suppose if I were a butt muncher, I'd have a different take on it; I just finger, fondle, squeeze, and bugger the arse, I don't eat it.

Chris Evans

A lot of these male celebrities trim their ass. I'm convinced Jake G. would otherwise have a furry crack in this photo.

Aiden Turner

Aidan Quinn.

Lol r43

Oddly, Mayor Pete has hairyass face.

I’ll see your Aiden Turner, R41, and I’ll raise you an Aidan Turner.

R40 G-d his bod's so hot in that pick. Perfect arse & back.

Ron Silver

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.

Charlie Chaplin -- wild and unkempt, huge on receiving rimjobs.

Adrien Brody

Elliott Gould, so I've been told.

R51 Gould is Good!

To add to my post at R40, you can add John Mayer and Sasha Baron Cohen as cases of mysteriously smooth asses.

Jon Hamm owns this thread.

Hamm used to work out at the old police gym onnlower Seventh ave (Varick st). Seen him in locker a few times. Smooth ass. Didn’t see his famous weiner.

This guy.

Zac Efron

Thought Darren Criss but his butt was very smooth in Versace.

Thought Darren Criss but his butt was very smooth in Versace.

Ooh, nobody’s mentioned Richard Madden. What I wouldn’t give, I’m telling you... x

R60 God yes!

Rachel McKinnon

Meghan McCain

Danny Masterson looks as if he'd have a very hairy hole and bum.

R64

FFS, R65, I'll bet they waxed him too. Thanks though!

Johnny Lee Miller

I thought the man in OP’s disturbing photo was wearing mohair underpants.

Josh Hutcherson

Sam Elliott

If one sport a healthy stubble and a hairy chest its very likely he'll have nice furry ring around the coinslot.

[quote]Thought Darren Criss but his butt was very smooth in Versace.

You do realize actors get waxed don't you? Even Matthew McConaughey did and he's basically as hairless as a Sphynx cat.

Jake

DL Fave Tony Stewart.

Antonio Banderas

R3, Definitely.

Keala Settle

David Hyde Pierce

(No evidence, sadly, just idle speculation.)

I think someone should dig around in there - for science - and to hear DHP male monkey sounds.

Clint Walker, although, come to think of it, never saw his legs. Just assuming based on the chest and belly hair.

that is disgusting.

I think one of our most famous was Hairy-assed Truman.

Bess, right?

Ben Assfleck. Between his beard covered ass chin and his hairy all the way down his gut look, you’d have to think he’s got a hairy date.

Baldwin admitted Bassinger shaved his back.

Rosie O'Donnell - some women have them too.

R75- AB does indeed have a very hairy ass, I've worked with him as a costumer and seen the whole landscape. Legs too, hair everywhere….Also, one of the longest foreskins I have ever seen, and I've seen my share….

Anthony Tucci and I would eat him out for hours

When your ass is as hairy as OP is it worth trying to shave it?

Madonna

Harvey Weinstein, Harvey Fierstein, Steven Spielberg, Sigmund Freud

Jake Gyllenhaal's furry, unwaxed crack is now the DataLounge holy grail.

Arlene Francis owns this thread.

R93, Over my dead body!

MacKenzie Astin - sienna furry coin slot.

Love to eat Jakes ass

Treadaway twins

Hairy Assface

or

Hairyass Face

?

R99, he probably has both.

Instagram celebrity Aaron Schock: confirmed.

sexual hairyassment.

This Sasquatch has hair everywhere but his face.

Cheers R103 He's lovely. What a misnomer he's called "Nasty Dave".

Woody Allen