Stanley Tucci in an 80s Levi's commercial

This has gone viral on Twitter over the last few days. I think overall it's gotten about 50K retweets, this is just one poster who shared it....

I would so buttfuck him. Even today.

I want to lick him everywhere.

You want a Thrill?

R2 - I wouldn't, not with those glasses that he's been wearing lately.

Super Italian genes there

He was ugly then and he’s ugly now.

God! I so want to pound his hot ass! He’s hotter than hell.

I wonder if he tricked in his day

He is in at least one episode of Miami Vice. I haven't seen it in 30 years but I remember how hot he was.

Wow, he went from super young and hot to this in a short time

I have always used after Tucci. I had a hookup once with someone who looked just like him. I ate his furry taunt ass. I saved his picture from Growlr.

Miriam Margolyes suggested that straight actors are better at playing gay characters. Tucci agreed.

and yet we never actually see the jeans

Saw him buck naked on Broadway.

R15 and his dick size?

Yes. And his dick size too, R16.

Why was he naked?

My types are young Tucci , Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom.

Well it was hard to get an accurate measurement when I jumped on the stage with the tape measure, he was squirming too much.

He was naked in the play he did with Edie Falco where he (IRL) briefly left his wife for Edie.

[quote] My types are young Tucci , Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom.

Dark, hairy, virile, hot. And amazing eyes.

Yeah, sign me up!

More recent.

still hot

About 5'5" tall.

naturally italian

He's always been sexy as hell

Why no booty shot in the commercial??

He's John Krasinski's brother-in-law. He's married to Emily Blunt's sister.

All in the family

R11 - I totally use Adam Russo as a porn substitute for my Tucci fantasies! 😆

So am I going to have to go the Lincoln Center and watch that play he was in with Falco to see his dick?

I've always wanted a leaked photo from the play to turn up with him nekkid.

For those who saw the play, was it impressive. Cut or uncut? You know, all the standard DL celebrity penis questions.

He is an ITALIAN who was afflicted with the Irish curse, r32.

Whiskey dick?

R33 - Proof?

He’s repulsive. So is his queeny acting style.

He's' a terrific actor and nice guy. I remember meeting him at a party long ago at an very upscale Italian restaurant after the opening of his film Big Night (I think). The flick was about a couple of brothers and their friends opening a restaurant. The chef at the fancy restaurant where the party was held was the technical (food/chef) advisor for the film. Yes he is of small stature, but he was handsome and nice as can be. Since then he has proved to be a pretty versatile and competent actor too.

R35, unfortunately, the proof was a once in a lifetime experience. It was a small stage show and no camera allowed. But I was there, and now, I am here, reporting back what I saw from the cheap seat.

I appreciate it, R38.

He claims 5'8, is he that tall?

did he always have a receding hairline?

I'd lick his hairy asshole