College Admissions Scam, Operation Varsity Blues: Part Eight

Link to previous thread.....

Yes: "Hide your tracks better! Don't get caught!"

US Weekly:

Lori Loughlin Is 'Devastated' Over How Scandal Has Affected Daughters

There's an ugly picture on the front of some magazine--maybe People?

Every time I see it in line at Publix, it scares the key lime pie out of my hands.

Key lime pies are notoriously sensitive, r4.

It can only enhance their careers. They've always been bland bland bland.

Will either of them go to jail? Should they go to jail? Are Admissions Officers not on the hook for any of graft shenanigans?

NOW a regret?

WSJ:

How a corrupt college counselor recruited families

US Weekly:

Felicity Huffman Faces 1 Month in Jail, $20,000 Fine for College Scandal

Variety:

Felicity Huffman Tells Judge She Wanted Daughter to Have a ‘Fair Shot’

R11. A “fair shot”. That’s rich.

I want her sentencing to include being ordered to make a TV movie about the events. She can even direct.

Brooke Shields can play Lori Laughlin.

Huffman just took her first misstep with that "fair shot" crack.

Lori will throw Mr. Lori under the bus for a plea deal.

Forget THAT. She’d do it for a quarter.

Felicity should take the month, wouldn’t she have a good chance of being released within a couple of weeks anyway? She can then sell loads of interviews about her “time” in the slammer.

That's what the elite does. All this outrage is funny and kind of pathetic. They'll keep doing it and you idiots will keep getting outraged. Stop believing in meritocracy and all the bullshit that comes with it. The world is about money and class, the end. They're right now laughing at you for all the rage.

^Ain't that the truth. So true.

R14 read the letter. It's much less egregious in context

I can't wait for Lori Laughlin and Mr. Lori to go on trial!

They are such losers!

I would just die laughing if it came out that Macy paid the Lori's lawyers to get them to make every wrong decision. They've royally fucked this up

Y’all remember back when, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail. She sliced 44 days from her sentence with good behaviour somehow. Yeah, barely anyone remembers that!

Felicity's excuse seems sincere or at least it sounds logical as she didn't pay for her other child. My guess is that she'll get probation and a fine and Lori will be the scapegoat used as an example. They did spend 500k after all and all that rowing fabrication what a bunch of losers.

She should serve more than a month. When do we start treating rich people as people and not some delicate baby that will cease to be at the sight of bad luck? Cease to be Felicity, I won’t miss ya!

Maybe I’m deluded but I believe Felicity Huffman. The letter sounds very sincere and I think the jail time is mostly a symbolic righting of a wrong. College admissions is insanely stressful for parent and child. She did it the wrong way, but I don’t think it was really malicious. Anyway, Huffman is an incredible actress, she commands empathy even when playing heinous characters like she did on American Crime.

She’s an actress with some brains. Thankfully, Lori blows all the publicity towards her, because she’s super smart, just like her “jeanioexs! jeanious....genius daughter!

Huffman is not an incredible actress. She’s an actress. Hopefully she didn’t ruin her far more talented husbands career by doing something so fucking stupid. Not to mention her daughter. Who the hell will take her seriously now?

R27 which performances of hers have you seen? She was a revelation on American Crime. It made me want to check out Transamerica but I’m a bit scared to because it was made in 2005 and I think it’s probably a product of a different time.

R28 Transamerica, I think it’s what she’s best known for. I hated that performance. All I could think of was the Kinks ‘Lola’. “She look like a woman but talk like a man”. Soooo bad!

"They're right now laughing at you for all the rage."

Now tell us about your dirty pillows.

I would think a large fine for Felicity should be sufficient - the public embarrassment alone has been the big punishment she has rightly had to pay. Jail time would be a waste of taxpayers money.

I am really hating all those Loughlin-Giannullis so much now that I hope they not only throw the book at them, but also let Huffman off pretty easy just to punish Lori and Mossimo more by comparison.

R31 so because she was in a few films and TV shows, she shouldn’t spend a second behind bars, whereas your average non-famous fraudster wouldn’t be able to rely on “bad publicity” as they had no sellable image previously.... I mean, come on. A month-long sentence is entirely reasonable, she should take it and move on. She would endure the being processed and so on, but wouldn’t actually serve more than a few days. That will teach her more of a lesson than some bad press.

Well not to worry, if she goes to jail in L.A. they'll let her out after 24 hours claiming "overcrowding".

Exactly R34, she should take the mild sentence and stop complaining.

She should take her lumps graciously, and leave the whining to the trashy Full House lady.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

NO TIME, no big deal. Cheating and theft is the American way of life. The schools need that money and reserve those spots for kids with wealthy parents. Your MAGAT in thief and his son in law did the same all of their lives and used same mechanism to install themselves in the WH

R35 R36 did you read the article? She’s not complaining.

Yeah, she has said she'll take whatever punishment the court throws her way.

Love felicity; Lori, her husband and their idiot daughters, can go kick rocks.

Has there been any news on the TV miniseries?

R38 that article doesn’t seem to cover the fact Huffman’s lawyers are proposing instead a mixture of probation, community service and a fine with no jail time. So yes, she is “complaining” in the sense she isn’t instructing her lawyers to take the month.

“In response to the prosecutors' filing, Huffman's attorneys requested the judge sentence her to a one-year term of probation and 250 hours of community service. She would also pay the $20,000 fine called for in her guilty plea, they said.”

Much better for her to do community and service and give back then have taxes go towards putting a non-violent, low level offender in prison for a month.

What do you expect them to do, r42, ask the judge to throw her into the joint for life?

[quote]Much better for her to do community and service and give back then have taxes go towards

Oh, dear!!

Er, no, R42, I was simply replying to the posters who hadn’t realised Huffman was contesting the prison time, which she is.

[quote]Much better for her to do community and service

I guess that depends on exactly who in the community she’d have to service.

R45 I post from my iPhone and autocorrect has its way. Are you familiar with iPhones, dear? Or are you still posting by Teletype on the landline?

So autocorrect added a word? And it also changed your allegedly correct spelling of “than” to “then”? Uh huh.

I’m very familiar with the iPhone. Indeed, I’m typing on one now and I’ve not experienced it adding extra words to my posts. Ever.

But even if it did, that’s why I proofread.

[quote]Huffman is not an incredible actress. She’s an actress. Hopefully she didn’t ruin her far more talented husbands career by doing something so fucking stupid.

HUH? William H. Macy is the LUCKIEST actor in America! He has a plug ugly face like a dog's ASS and has the teeniest sliver of talent. He has been giving the same "studied, stammering yokel" schtick he calls acting since I first saw him Off-Broadway in the early 80s. He's a terrible actor, ESPECIALLY when he's in one of those dreary David Mamet shitshows! Macy has been fellating Mamet and teaching how to act (!) in his plays for decades and it helped him up-level his career to tv gigs. He's an incredibly limited actor.

[quote]r39 Yeah, she has said she'll take whatever punishment the court throws her way.

But what if they want to remove her FACE ? ?

She can go to that face bank Joan Crawford was spokesperson for.....

[quote] Much better for her to do community and service and give back then have taxes go towards putting a non-violent, low level offender in prison for a month.

The kind of prisons that these people go to--like Martha Stewart's where you have a private cell and can bring your laptop and books and things--charge rent to the prisoner.

It's the "new" thing.

The trailer for the cheesy Lifetime movie based on the scandal has been released.

Interesting comparison

ET:

Felicity Huffman Arrives in Boston With William H. Macy Ahead of Her Sentencing (Exclusive)

LOCK HER UP

R4 She still looks incredible for 55 and without makeup.

Has the media-coverage-should-get-criminals-a-shorter-sentence troll invaded this thread too?

R58, it was more the vicious expression on her face.

As far as being 55, I'm almost 100% she's on HRT. No woman that age looks like that without a little help.

OK, as for Felicity. I'm guessing she will get a full month in the clink. Who wants to throw in their prediction?

I think she'll get three months.

One month, and a nose job, by court order

AP:

Judgment day for Huffman, facing possible prison for scam

L.A. Times:

Felicity Huffman's parenting blog may hurt her in college admissions scandal sentencing

Huffman looks like a TRANS woman in that photo.

There was some moron on MSNBC saying that she doubted Felicity's sincerity and that she should donate 100 million dollars to help homeless college students. It was like a parody.

Live updates from the courtroom

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'With all due respect... welcome to parenthood': Prosecutor tells the judge that Felicity Huffman 'MUST go to jail for a month' after she admitted to paying $15K bribe in college cheating scandal - and that parental anxiety is no excuse

Federal prison is different from California county jails (where Paris Hilton served her time). I don't think Huffman will walk out super early like Paris Hilton did.

[quote] I post from my iPhone and autocorrect has its way. Are you familiar with iPhones, dear? Or are you still posting by Teletype on the landline?

You can disable or turn off autocorrect.

Judge says community service

14 days in jail

14 days in prison! She got off easy!

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BREAKING: Judge sentences Felicity Huffman to 14 days in jail.

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FUCK, I lost. Well, at least she'll still have to squat, spread and cough.

And I still think the Lori's are fucked.

I could do quite a bit in 14 days in the lockup.

Sentence: 14 DAYS

$30,000 fine

One year supervised prob

250 hours community service

It better be hairy community service like picking up still-warm piss bottles from the side of the freeway, and not something dainty like giving acting classes to felons.

Sentence: 14 days

Reality: She’ll be home before dinner time on Day One

Boy George’s commimunty service included picking up garbage

Lindsay Lohan worked in a morgue

Ya, didn’t Paris Hilton get out on day one?

Yeah, she won’t even do 4 let alone 14 days, the shock is the having to show up to the big house and being processed etc, that’s what the judge wants her to experience. She still got off lightly and shouldn’t have too many complaints.

My understanding is with federal sentencing, you don't get out early.

Thanks R84, that’s interesting, maybe she will do two weeks then. She should still be glad that’s all it is.

Watch Lori try to get a plea deal.

Okay, good. Now the Loris will either double down or throw themselves on the mercy of the court. Which, considering how merciful that judge was, toward someone who plead guilty and showed remorse...

Right now Lori is probably pleaing with her dealer for some freebies.

Fuck her. 2 weeks???

That’s fair, IMO.

I want to see the Loris ground into the dirt, though.

That's enough. Fourteen days in federal prison (not as bad as county, especially if she goes to the one where you can pay for special privileges) is a bummer, but she'll be okay. Like a bad vacation.

Like everyone else, I'm looking forward to the Loris.

Is she going to a “club fed?”

Is she serving at a club fed?

[quote] “It’s kind of like a junior college setting,” explained Larry Levine, director and founder of Wall Street Prison Consultants, which advises clients before going into lock-up. “I don’t want to call it a stress-free environment, but it’s a lot of hanging out with the other inmates, you know, just bull—-ing.”

A consultant for rich people who are going to prison.

I've seen everything now.

She’s shrewd. She’ll turn this around and benefit from it. She will write a book about growth and the power of perseverance and God’s love and forgiveness, yada yada yada.

Will she be strip searched?

Group hug!

If it weren’t so disgusting it would be sad. She’s ruined her life and her daughter’s life over a lousy $15000.

Aunt Becky should get a year for the contempt she showed with the autograph signing bs.

Oh for chrissakes, she didn't ruin her or her daughter's life.

No parole in Federal Court. She could qualify for "supervised release" through exemplary conduct. But limited to 54 days per year. She will probably do 13 days in a cushy fed camp.

But is she gonna get a strip search?

well that didn't go to plan...

SHE IS A FELON r99 you fuck. She has a RECORD. Jesus, maybe in your world being a felon is a-ok, but most people would take that seriously.

Her daughter can’t go to any university for at least the next five years and is a fucking laughingstock.

But yeah, two weeks in the joint, no big deal, right?

I think they should give her two years credit for jail time. She has not gotten a call for work in weeks, and she has faced humiliation that anyone not at her level of recognition cannot comprehend.

Give Felicity two years credit. That way if she shoplifts, defrauds, or murders--anything to take the edge off her suffering--she will get some time off her sentence. It is only just.

If she's a FELON does that mean she can't travel outside the country?

She has to apply for a visa to travel to certain countries that normal Americans can just go to with a passport (without applying for anything).

Remember when the UK wouldn't let Martha Stewart in?

Yeah and Canada (where a LOT of filming is done) is most definitely out for a while R105/R106. Even being a rich felon is a pain in the ass.

It’s a joke to serve 14 days for a felony offense. Why even make the laws?

I would pay for a "prison cam" to follow Felicity around jail.

Pity OITNB is ending, Huffman would have been perfect stunt casting for a celebrity character who winds up in jail for some financial irregularities or other.

For those asking if she has to be strip searched, the answer is yes. She will also have to squat, spread her ass cheeks and cough as part of the intake process, just like Martha. If they have reason to believe she is concealing anything, then they "dig" further:

"Upon her arrival, Stewart, or federal inmate 55170-054 as she'll be known for the months ahead, was subjected to a strip search and a standard "squat and cough" to make sure that she was not sneaking any contraband items into the facility, a prison spokeswoman said."

Wonderwall:

What Felicity Huffman can expect in prison

Even if she has to do the spread and squat, you know those guards treat millionaire inmates much more gently than--let's say--non-millionaire nobodies.

Spreading your cheeks and coughing is not nearly as uncomfortable as her yearly gynecological exam.

article @ r112:

[quote]Prior to the sentence, many believed that the actress wouldn't serve prison time, so many think she's got off easy.

It's almost as if they don't expect anyone to read it.

Oh, dear.

Followed by:

[quote] John Legend, who has been fighting for prison reform, weighed in on the sentence, saying people shouldn't be angry at the access for her sentence.

I mean.....really. There ARE bigger, wider-reaching shenanigans going on out there.

USA Today:

Felicity Huffman prison sentence impacting Lori Loughlin's strategy?

R117? Strategy? Bitch, you did everything wrong. You're FUCKED.

Of course, it won't make the least bit of difference. They're probably cooking up other schemes less easy to detect at this very moment.

HuffPost:

OUCH! Felicity Huffman Zinged By The Most Savage Joke Of The Emmy Awards

biatch should serve a year for that shitty eye job and facelift bb

L.A. Times:

Prosecutors in college admissions scandal double down on requests for prison time

CNN:

The 3rd parent sentenced in the college admissions scam gets 4 months in prison

L.A. Times:

Key college admissions scandal figure will cooperate with feds in blow to accused parents

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Lifetime Television for Women is airing a ripped from the headlines movie about the scandal next Saturday. It stars Mia Kirshner and Penelope Ann Miller. Who's watching?

So they had to go to Boston from California to court? Ha!

For people that wealthy, it’s like you or me hopping in a cab. It’s nothing.

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Thanks for the update, R130.

People:

U.S. Attorney Says He'll Likely Push for Lori Loughlin to Get Harsher Sentence Than Felicity Huffman

Stupid bitch. Isn't that what crisis PR is for?

I posted this in today's thread about Felicity, but putting it here too for continuity.

They put Felicity in the same clink as Patricia Hearst and Heidi Fleiss:

Previous inmates at FCI Dublin include the "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss and Patty Hearst. It currently houses about 1,200 inmates and is one of five federal prisons for women in the United States.

And here's the handbook.

I hope the Lori's end up in Guantanamo.

Is Felicity in prison right now?

I believe so, r136.

Sentencing/status update . Still quite a few to be handed down.

I wonder if Felicity will come out of this as a “changed woman” who advocates for prisoners or if she’ll stay silent hoping that we all forget that she’s a felon.

HuffPost:

Felicity Huffman Reports To Prison For Sentence In College Bribery Scandal

I'm already getting ready to play Felicity in the eventual Lori and Felicity miniseries.

Thanks for the genuine lol, R141, I needed it!

There's something sexy about that stern bald attorney in R130... He looks like he could give out a deep hard thorough pounding. Mmmmm...

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People:

Felicity Huffman Is Scheduled to Be Released from Prison on October 27 After Serving 13 Days

L.A. Times:

Parents changing pleas as prosecutors threaten more charges in college admissions case

What are Felicity's cunnilingus skills?

^ ...How should we know? ask her daughters.

I don't know about Mr. Lori, but I highly (hopefully) doubt Lori will get any sort of leniency, especially after acting like a cunt in the courtroom, and her I'm a STAH! autograph sessions outside it. If regular Joe/Jane parents are getting leaned on heavily, I hope she's getting leaned on twice as hard.

I called the 13 days total - weeks ago! If Lori and her hubby really cared about their family they would strike a new deal,. One parent (whichever) pleads to some "real" prison time. The other (again whichever) pays a LARGE fine, community service, etc. That way at least one parent will always be available to their children.

R160 Lori's "hubby"? Gross. Where the fuck did you fly in (or over) from?

The Lori's "children", especially OJ, were actually doing pretty well before the Loris fucked it all up for them. The kids may be toads, but at least OJ was making some serious money with her Instaho account before it fell to hell.

You have 7 threads to catch up on, but most likely the information will be lost on you.

Sorry to disappoint you, but my suggestion is EXACTLY how to play it in "flyover land". I know what will sell here.

Are the cunt kids doing community service? They knew they weren't able to get into ANY school and Mommy was helping...

L.A. Times:

Lori Loughlin faces moment of truth in college admissions scandal as daughters exit USC

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The cheeked out daughter supposedly has a major coke problem now. This is a mess.

I wouldn't be surprised if that daughter meets a tragic end.

I wouldn't be surprised if that daughter meets a tragic end.

US Weekly:

Lori Loughlin Is ‘Absolutely Terrified’ After Being Hit With New Charge

^

“Lori is absolutely terrified and extremely vulnerable,” a source tells Us Weekly exclusively. “The only hope is that she is acquitted or if she is convicted, the judge will realize the government has been completely overzealous and gives her a very light prison sentence.”

The insider adds: “The prosecution added the additional charge because the government realized their case was weak. The charge could have been filed with the others back in the spring.”

Two months in the clink for this guy, who pleaded guilty to fewer charges than what the Lori's are digging their heels in the sand over. Delicious!

Surfing executive sentenced to 2 months in prison in college admissions scam, plus three years supervised release and 300 hours of community service per year. He was also ordered to pay a $250,000 fine.

These sentences are so light..

Well, unless Lori and hubby change their plea/plans, I see them getting 4 months, tops. 2 months served probably

I thought they couldn't plea after a certain point, but perhaps exceptions are made when the stakes are high enough. The court may be leaning on them so it *doesn't* go to trial, in order to spare resources, etc. She had her chance, but hubris, cocaine, and courtstep autograph sessions got in the way. She double downed so hard initially that she's essentially fucked. At least Mr. Lori stayed quiet, while she was flashing her yoga camel toe on the pap stroll every week. I would be completely stunned for a jury to find her not guilty of ALL charges, and if the court does allow her and Mr Lori to plea, neither Lori is going to be looking at just a few weeks. Their charges were among the most agregious of the lot that we know of so far.

This also doesn't take into account any other suits that may be filed against them in future: IRS, etc.

I CAN'T WAIT!

Flashing her YOGA CAMEL TOE ON PAP STROLL??? R163, You are vicious and pernicious!!!

I stand by that Lori and her giant cocaine dusted Camel Toe will be sentenced to 4 months, MAYBE 6 months, and get out in half that time...

All of the sentences are light, even the ones who did far more than Felicity "Camel Toe" Hufnagle.

ABC:

Lori Loughlin says she's not guilty of new charges in college admissions case

America's least favorite crusty yoga camel toe has now tripled down. Fucking hell.

Release the hounds!

I love you r164 I might disagree with you on the sentence she'll get (though you are probably right), but "giant cocaine dusted camel toe" is just too beautiful.

I wonder if that's Mr. Lori's pet name for her when they are fucking in the Jacuzzi? That is if she still lets him within 100 feet of her. Something tells me there is a big fat bus with his name on it, barreling his way.

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Wonderwall: Bette Midler mocks Lori Loughlin's college admission scandal

"Lori Laughlin [sic] has pleaded not guilty to new college admissions charges," she wrote. "She must be really starting to panic that they judge might put her away for...oh, I don't know...hours!" Midler joked.

The legendary actress declared on Twitter that the "Full House" star has nothing to worry about...mostly due to her celebrity status. However, despite her star power, the "Beaches" actress doesn't even know how to spell her name!

How dense is Wonderwall??? What IS Wonderwall?

Will Felicity Huffman be able to work in Canada with her conviction?

6 months for this guy...

Quote from above article--

"Gorton called MacFarlane a thief and said he is no different from a common criminal. Gorton is a new judge in the college admissions scandal, and is seen as a tougher than some of the others who have presided over previous cases. Gorton will sentence four other parents in the early part of 2020 who changed their pleas as a third charge of bribery was about to hit them. He is also set to preside over Lori Loughlin's case. "

This too--

"MacFarlane referred to the payments as the "worst actions I've ever taken in my life. I'm completely humiliated and shamed." His lawyers said he lost his job and his professional license since his arrest, along with some of his properties. "

I wonder why he lost his properties.

Legal fees?

Are legal fees that high for something like this?

Lawyers, help us out. What would defending a case like this cost?

I keep saying that Lori will get 4-6 months and probably serve 2-3..

Are her charges worse than this asshole's??

Did she blatantly cheat and lie like the judge accused this guy of??

Then she will get 6 months as well, and serve 3- if that.

USA Today:

Judge calls USC dad a 'thief,' gives longest prison sentence so far in college admissions scandal

[quote]Will Felicity Huffman be able to work in Canada with her conviction?

I don't think so.

I'm a no name actor and I auditioned for a big budget film that was to shoot in Canada last month, and when there was the slightest interest in hiring me, the first thing they did was ask for my ID and ran a background check.

And that guy plead guilty.

I have a problem with his getting such a harsher sentence than Felicity. Felicity also paid someone to take the the SATs in addition to bribing people like this guy.

Qualitatively, I don't so that what he did is so much worse than what she did.

Well, he did it twice--for his two stupid children.

Also, Felicity didn't make them fight her. She went quietly, so they went easy on her.

If they don't sentence the recalcitrant parents more harshly, it makes them look soft.

Also, didn't she just doctor the scores? (She paid 15k.)

This guy actually bribed a few people on campus. (He paid $450k.)

She did it for each daughter as well.

He also plead guilty, so didn't fight them either.

He paid more, but she also bribed people on campus - the crew team or something similar.

R182, Felicity did it for one daughter, and decided NOT to do it for the other daughter. Also, this guy did not plead guilty immediately as Huffman did, but waited until additional charges were brought to do so.

r183, you may be thinking of Lori Laughlin, Felicity Huffman's daughters had no part of crew.

[quote][R183], you may be thinking of Lori Laughlin, Felicity Huffman's daughters had no part of crew.

Ah, could be.

People:

Lori Loughlin Might Face 2 to 3 Years in Prison if Found Guilty in College Admissions Case: Expert

AP:

Loughlin, Giannulli fighting new charges in admissions case

Well, that was their last chance wasn't it? Another not guilty plea. All in. Now they go to trial. They are so fucked. Please let this be televised.

US Weekly: Lori Loughlin Thinks the Jury Will Be Sympathetic Toward Her

“She feels they’ll believe that the accusations against her don’t merit criminal prosecution,” says the source. “She truly thought she was making a legal contribution to a charity.”

Fucking delusional cunt. Sweet jesus.

She's b-a-a-a-ck......

L.A. Times:

Olivia Jade Giannulli, Lori Loughlin’s daughter, can’t resist social media pull

What a waste of a private school education

Please tell me California still has the death penalty.

Nancy sez.....

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Lol.

ET:

Felicity Huffman's Daughter Georgia Announces Which College She's Attending Following College Admissions Drama

I was in the checkout line yesterday. Lori's still front page news....barely.

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Here's the latest status on everyone caught in OVB so far

Thanks for the link at R200.

This one is my favorite--

[quote] Xiaoning Sui

[quote] 9/17/2019 – Defendant arrested in Spain and pending extradition to Boston.

All the others who plead guilty received really light sentences. The loris are hoping for a Hail Mary defense.

Lori doesn't like the cameras so much now, r199.

r202 Bitch REALLY isn't going to like them when she crawls out of the clink Botox-free for the first time in decades. I hope she hags out and gets positively Metz-ian in the fat department.

People:

Hallmark Channel Vows to 'Reinstate' Same-Sex Wedding Ads, Apologizes for 'Wrong Decision'

So.....

The twat of the century is more like it.

Unless she dies in prison, they aren't her last holidays.

Maybe she'll get the max, r207....

Felicity will rise above this.

R208, no way will she get max. They gave Leona Hemlsley only 4 years for $7 million in tax fraud--and everyone on the planet despised her.

I will be surprised in Lori gets more than a year--but really, I think she'll get six months.

I don’t know why she did this in the first place. The Cunt daughter had absolutely no interest in attending college.

Upside of that is it'll still feel like life to her.

I'm hoping for 6 years. I can dream.

That said, if they dump her in the clink long enough for all of her botox and fillers to wear off, and for her to get fat from the prison food, I'll be somewhat mollified.

Wonderwall:

New details surface in Lori Loughlin's college admissions scandal case

USA Today:

Lori Loughlin, other parents withholding information in college admissions scandal, feds say

Felicity Huffman, sitting in her house with this all behind her.

USA Today:

Lori Loughlin's husband was told to keep USC athletic director 'out of' scheme, emails show

You are fucked, Loris. You are both totally fucked. HA!

USC questioned whether Lori Loughlin’s daughters were really athletes a year before admissions scandal.

These two are fucking trash:

"Giannulli told the development official: “Thanks so much, I think we are squared away.” He forwarded the emails to his wife that night, adding, “The nicest I’ve been at blowing off somebody.”

In March 2018, several high schools had contacted USC, puzzled that certain students were being admitted as recruited athletes. Marymount High School, attended by actress Lori Loughlin’s two daughters, “doesn’t think either of the students are serious crew participants,” a USC employee wrote in an email.

Donna Heinel, the third-ranking administrator in USC’s athletic department, was asked to investigate. She reported back the next day: Loughlin’s younger daughter rowed for a “competitive” club and USC’s coach “thinks she has talent,” she wrote.

A year later, Heinel was arrested and charged with arranging dozens of deals to sneak unqualified students into USC, including Loughlin’s daughters.

Prosecutors disclosed emails on Wednesday showing Heinel was tasked with probing the very fraud she allegedly perpetrated.

The messages were filed in federal court along with another 480 pages of emails, transcripts of recorded calls and financial and academic records that significantly widen the aperture on William “Rick” Singer’s college admissions scam.

An attorney for Heinel and a spokesman for USC didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.

In a motion filed on Wednesday, Eric S. Rosen, an assistant U.S. attorney, addressed complaints lodged by defense attorneys, who had argued Rosen and his colleagues were withholding evidence favorable to their clients. He took aim at an argument floated by Loughlin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, that the two believed their $500,000 payment to Singer would go towards legitimate donations to USC.

The couple “specifically rejected this ‘legitimate’ approach,” Rosen wrote, pointing to an email exchange between Giannulli and an official in USC’s development office. With the fashion designer’s older daughter applying in 2016, the official, whose name is redacted in the emails, offered to “flag” her application and asked “if I can be at all helpful in setting up a 1:1 opportunity for her, customized tour of campus for the family, and/or classroom visit.”

Giannulli was already conspiring with Singer to pass off the girl as an elite coxswain, prosecutors say. Singer had requested “a picture with her on an ERG [rowing machine] in workout clothes like a real athlete.”

Six days before the USC official’s email, Giannulli fielded one from Singer: “Got it all. Profile is being made as a coxswain and USC is awaiting my packet with the transcript, test scores and profile.”

Giannulli told the development official: “Thanks so much, I think we are squared away.” He forwarded the emails to his wife that night, adding, “The nicest I’ve been at blowing off somebody.”

Loughlin and Giannulli have pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to commit fraud, money laundering and bribery and have denied any wrongdoing. Heinel has also pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to commit racketeering, fraud and bribery.

She will serve about 30 days. Maybe. You heard it here first.

CBS:

"Send me a 50k check": College admissions scam emails released

She still will get off with maybe 2 weeks. Probably no time. Guaranteed.

Not guaranteed. A parent who paid a similar amount, and pled guilty, unlike Lori who is still fighting it, got 6 months.

CBS Boston:

New Evidence Against Lori Loughlin And Husband Revealed In College Admissions Scandal

Yahoo: Lori Loughlin's daughters will reportedly be called to testify in college bribery case

Boston Herald:

Loughlin, husband Giannulli waive arraignment on feds’ fourth set of updated charges

BLAST:

Olivia Jade Stuns In Revealing Black Tank As Lori Loughlin Pleads Not Guilty Again

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Wonderwall:

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli list house for $28M

There are photos in the DM today of the interior and exterior. It's fucking ugly. I won't bother linking because the link won't work anyway. But if anyone is curious, the article is hovering nearish the top of the homepage.

From 8 months ago. Fun to re-live.....

She will probably blame it all on her husband and act dumb as a rock. I remember reading that the husband threw a tantrum at one of the high school counselors who questioned his daughter's admission to USC. That was a red flag.

Tamron from last week....

Daily Blast:

New Legal Documents In Lori Loughlin's College Admissions Case

US Weekly:

Lori Loughlin’s Attorneys Will Try a New Tactic for Her College Admissions Trial: Source

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She's not a good enough actress to pull off that story.

ABC:

Loughlin, Giannulli: No college bribery trial until 2021

Meanwhile, Felicity Huffman has this all behind her and is moving on.

Re article at R236:

If Olivia wrote it she would’ve written “too gold metals.”

FTC reviewing "influencer" profession. Olivia Jade may need to attend college after all.

[quote]Among the specific issues that the FTC has revealed that it is seeking public comment on are “whether [its] Guides should address the use of affiliate links by endorsers,” “what, if any, disclosures advertisers or operators of review sites need to make about the collection and processing of publication of reviews to prevent them from being deceptive or unfair,” and “whether children are capable of understanding disclosures of material connections and how those disclosures might affect children,” among other topics related to the publication of endorsements and testimonials by brands.

[quote]Maybe most interestingly, though, is the FTC’s attention to “how well advertisers and endorsers are disclosing unexpected material connections in social media,” which speaks directly to the legal requirements that surround the burgeoning field of influencer marketing.

.more at link

PARTY!!!

Deseret News:

If convicted, how long would Lori Loughlin go to jail? Here’s what an expert said

Schiffer said Loughlin will come out ‘aged on a significant level and traumatized.

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Schiffer told me in a recent interview that experts believe Lori Loughlin won’t succeed in her trial for the college admissions scandal. Different experts wonder about the extent to which she will be penalized for the scandal, assuming she is found guilty.

But, he said, judges won’t go easy on her.

“She’s not gonna get off light. She’s gonna be doing hard time.”

Schiffer said Loughlin will come out “aged on a significant level and traumatized.”

“They don’t do Botox in prison.”

I remember when Theresa from Real Howives of NJ got out of the can. She looked easily 15 years older, hadn't even been in there all that long, and she was far younger than this twat to start with. The stress is already starting to erode Lori and Mr. Lori's looks, so a few years in the clink will likely do one hell of a number. Yes, YEARS. I do think they will get the book thrown at them, and rightfully so.

[bold]Feds Seek 21 Months for Hot Pockets Heiress in College Scam[/bold]

Michelle Janavs, the Hot Pockets heiress, (you have to love her chyron) is looking at 21 months for her part in the college admissions scandal if the Federal prosecutors have their way. Sentencing is at the Moakley Courthouse in Boston today.

And Ms Janavs - belatedly - plead guilty before a trial began.

Meaning Lori and Massimo will get what, ten years?

Forbes:

What Lori Loughlin Could Have Actually Gotten For $500,000

Business Insider:

Influencer Olivia Jade said she wanted to make a comeback after her mom was caught up in the college admissions scandal. She's only posted 1 video in the last 3 months.

OJ has some charm I guess, but it makes me physically angry to see someone raised with every advantage be so fucking stupid. If anything, the Loris should request a refund on her grade school education.

Olivia Jade doesn't get it yet that her mom's refusal to take a plea deal and get this over with is fucking up her chance to make a comeback.

Won't Trump just pardon Lori?

R249 Laughs in Felicity Huffman

Hot Pocket Heir Michelle Janavs Was Sentenced To 5 Months In Prison In The College Admissions Scandal

Another Mom going to The Big Doll House.... Lori you're life is calling!

The Loris are fucked. Right now they are thinking "OK", I can maybe do 5 months if I have too, but what they did was even worse, so...fuck you Loris.

[quote] Lori you're life is calling!

Oh, dear!

AP:

Lawyers: New evidence backs Loughlin, Giannulli's innocence

Or so they claim.

So far, every time the Loris pull this 'new evidence exonerates us' shit, the prosecutors have thrown it back with proof of their guilt.

They never learn.

Despite an 11th hour attempt by their lawyers to have any trial date postponed because of newly acquired evidence, Lori and Mossimo's trial date is set for October 5th

L&M are looking at 50 years in jail and millions of dollars in fines.

So far no one indicted has been found innocent.

Bye mom!

Vanity Fair:

Judge Orders the University of Southern California to Un-Redact Key Admissions Documents

In other news....

L.A.Times: Lori Loughlin, co-defendants ask judge to toss charges in college admissions scandal

NBC:

Lori Loughlin and her husband say college bribery charges must be tossed

Lawyers for Loughlin and others accused prosecutors of “extraordinary” misconduct.

Mercury News:

Just before arrest, Lori Loughlin feared USC would boot daughters over fake crew profiles

‘I’m so confused’: The former ‘Full House’ star was worried a guidance counselor was causing ‘trouble’ again over misleading information in her daughters’ USC applications.

I would be shocked if either does any jail time.

Felicity Huffman has this whole scandal well in her rear-view mirror and the idiot Loris are dragging this out as long as possible.

Another "Varsity Blues" parent sentenced -- 7 months behind bars.

[quote] Elizabeth Henriquez, 57, was sentenced to seven months behind bars Monday after agreeing to pay more than $500,000 to scam her two children into elite colleges [Georgetown was one of the colleges] — part of the sweeping “Varsity Blues” admissions scandal that rocked the country last year.... US District Judge Nathaniel Gorton rejected her request for home confinement but delayed the start of her sentencing date until June 30, according to Bloomberg News.

From the NY Post, 03/31/20.

The Loris are DETERMINED to destroy themselves

USA Today:

Prosecutors deny misconduct claims against Lori Loughlin, release rowing photos in admissions case

They will never do time, they'll run off to dew buy or me ken nose.

Any news?

Nothing of particular note, r271...

and...

R273 I had never heard of the show before her arrest. christ, it makes Dr. Quinn look like The Sopranos. How do they not fall asleep on set?

Felicity's daughter got into Carnegie Mellon...

R271 Very little since the issues discussed in R269's USA Today link. The judge isn't happy with the US Attorney's office prosecuting the case; calling Loughlin's (and Massimo's I guess) attorneys' accusation that the Feds told Rick Singer to lie, "serious and disturbing." The judge asked the US Attorney's office for information about their investigative actions and the defense attorneys want to use that conduct (as yet unverified) as the basis of a motion to dismiss the charges. As yet we've heard nothing about US Attorney Andrew Lelling's response to the Judge Gorton's questions.

While we wait, here's US Attorney Lelling. He's a Trumper but 1: he's not batshit crazy like most of 'em, and 2: he's a Hot Daddy. Which on DL makes all the difference.

"He's a Trumper but he's not batshit crazy like most of 'em" is an oxymoron

How much has this bitch wasted in her failed legal fees by now?

If the Loris end up getting a dainty sentence like house arrest because of fucking Rona, I'm going to burn something down. Yes, I'm overly invested. Fully admit it.

I doubt it, R279. The same judge sentenced the Hot Pockets heiress to five months with the start of the sentence delayed. She wanted to serve it as house arrest. He said, "No."

"The COVID-19 pandemic is an unprecedented and continually evolving cause of concern and the Court is cognizant of the particular transmission risk in penitentiary facilities," Judge Gorton wrote in a ruling handed down Thursday. However, "this judge will not forfeit his obligation to impose a sentence that is warranted by a defendant's criminal conduct."

Gorton left the door open for another delay if the outbreak hasn't improved by this summer. “If the public health crisis has not abated by the time of the extended report date, the court will entertain further motions.”

r280 Thanks for giving me hope!

The cunt folded! HAHAHAH! Why was she given the chance though after all of her other adamant pleas of not guilty?

Can't read because of the paywall. I'm assuming she knows she won't do time because of COVID-19.

Holy fuck the Loris only get TWO fucking months in prison and a 150k fine?! That is disgusting.

Where is my pitchfork and torch?

Lori Loughlin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, have agreed to a plea deal in connection with their involvement in the college admissions scandal.

The "Full House" actress and the fashion designer will serve two months in prison, pay a $150,000 fine and have two years of supervised release with 100 hours of community service for conspiracy charges, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office in the District of Massachusetts.

No paywall. Find a pitchfork and torch for me as well, r284.

Considering the coronavirus they probably won't serve any prison time R284. When I heard on TV they were doing to plead guilty my first thought was perfecting timing, considering the coronavirus and non violent prisoners being released and serving the rest of their sentences at home. Unless serving in prison is deferred they played this very well.

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Well, I suppose there's some satisfaction in assuming they have astronomical legal bills.

I feel cheated. They got off easy.

Felicity cooperated, did everything the authorities wanted and she got 2 weeks. This bitch drags it out for over a year kicking and screaming and she only gets 2 months????

As usual, rich white people got off easy. Two months is a joke.

I don't get why anyone should serve 40 years in prison for a crime like this. That idiot cop who shot that guy in his apartment is only serving 10 years and she'll probably get out before then, sadly. The damage to Lori and Mossimo's reputation will stay with them for a long time.

R292 Fuck you.

ET:

Andy Cohen Addresses Lori Loughlin 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Casting Rumors

I wonder, R294, if that plea deal holds up. In the last week I've heard a couple of people on TV - both those demonstrating and those looting - mention one reason behind the unrest was the leniency shown to wealthy whites who tried to bribe their kids' way into college. They got a judicial slap on the wrist while a black person would get five years for something comparatively minor. And saw it as further evidence of systemic racism.

Lori and Massimo had a chance to do brief sentences if they'd pled guilty last fall. By now, it would be behind them and she could be looking at offers. Since then, they've probably spent a million bucks on lawyers and if the judge accepts the plea deals, they'll still get jail. Or he won't, and it'll cost them more and/or the sentences will be longer.

She may be, as Andy Cohen says, a lovely person, but she sure as hell ain't a smart or lucky one.

Former HISD employee agrees to plead guilty for part in college admissions scandal, prosecutors say

HOUSTON – A former employee of the Houston Independent School District agreed to plead guilty Thursday in connection with her involvement in the college admissions scandal that rocked the country last year, according to a release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Niki D. Williams, 46, will plead guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and mail fraud and honest services wire fraud and mail fraud, officials wrote in the release.

rest of story at link

USA Today:

Lori Loughlin, husband Mossimo Giannulli sentenced to prison in college admissions scandal

I wonder why Mr. Lori got 5 months and Cunt Lori only got 2? That's really going to cut into her autograph time in the clink.