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Shannon “Storms” Beador and the Tres Amigas suck pud

Seriously, she’s just so fake. Watching this crap fest now and she and Tamra ruined it. Shannon especially is ON 24/7 and honey, you ain’t funny and your quips aren’t funny.

You suck and drain the show.

You’re loud. You’re a bully. You’re still fat. But, most of all, you’re fake as fuck. (Worse Tuan LuAnn!)

by Anonymousreply 600June 25, 2020 1:37 AM

Hi Kelly Dodd!

by Anonymousreply 1September 5, 2019 1:35 PM

She keeps talking about "fun Shannon" . There is no such thing as fun Shannon anywhere in this universe or dimension. And I was appalled at her foisting all of her mental and emotional baggage on her daughters. She was just as dumb and miserable (and probably jealous of her daughters' youth and thin bodies) as she has always been when she filmed those gym scenes with her kids. When a teenage girl says she's happy with her body count yourself lucky, but she will not rest or be happy until her children are as miserable and insecure as she is.

by Anonymousreply 2September 5, 2019 1:41 PM

I like Shannon. Sure she was a mess but her husband put her through the fucking wringer. Her psychotic break last season was epic. The reference to fun Shannon was from the she-hulk, Emily. Emily kept saying "where is fun Shannon I have never seen fun Shannon." Now Emily is having a hard time in her marriage and Shannon has every right to say "where is fun Emily? anyone seen her?"

by Anonymousreply 3September 5, 2019 1:51 PM

Yeah but with that shrill fake voice. And she isn’t funny. At all. Neither is the beard Tamra.

by Anonymousreply 4September 5, 2019 2:02 PM

I think Shannon is funny. "where is fun Emily? huh? how about that?:" Tamara,,,eh. She is just mean and a shit stirrer.

by Anonymousreply 5September 5, 2019 2:05 PM

I just started rewatching RHOC after a *long *time away and here’s my take:

Shannon is horrible- former fatties are like people that quit smoking, sanctimoniously annoying.

Emily and Gina are SO BASIC, are we just finding housewives at Ross Dress for Less now?Gina was at an MLM legging party???? Oh my.

Kelly is psychotic but a good foil for crazy Vicky.

I like Bronwyn and her hubby so far.

Tamara is a piece of filth as is her racist proud boy wannabe son. Eddie = still on the down low but old now.

Im shocked at how not wealthy these ladies appear!

by Anonymousreply 6September 5, 2019 2:21 PM

Shannon is horrible but she is compelling tv when she unravels.

by Anonymousreply 7September 5, 2019 6:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8April 7, 2020 10:36 PM

I have no idea what this post is about. Am I supposed to know, or care, who these people are???

by Anonymousreply 9April 7, 2020 10:52 PM

I love when they make fun of Shannon on the Watch What Crappens podcast.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2020 3:13 AM

r10 is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2020 11:35 AM

Omg Shannon is pitiful! Geez her ex must than god daily for getting away?

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2020 11:44 AM

He's been otherwise occupied r12

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by Anonymousreply 13April 8, 2020 11:48 AM

David used to be hot

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by Anonymousreply 14April 8, 2020 1:43 PM

David? [italic]David?[/italic] DAVID?

by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2020 5:30 PM

OP. I have been meaning to say something.

FUCKING TAMARA and FUCKING VICKI will not shut the FUCK up about the show-

Article, after article, after article. GET a LIFE, ladies!

Tamara is such a snake too. Very early on it was made clear she was let go because her time had come. Tamara even alluded to her salary being part of it.

Now, she is giving endless interviews, week after week, claiming Andy wants her back full time, she RESIGNED because of Simon's cancer...

Mistress Corona has finally made me realize how much I despise these women. This show, NJ, and New York, specifically. I am at the tipping point with Atlanta.

I am still into Beverly Hills and that dumpster fire, Potomac. That's a pure car crash. My eyes cannot look away.

by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2020 5:34 PM

r16 Tamra is such trailer trash.

And RHOC jumped the shark around the time Heather Dubrow left (not that the two are related) -- I'd say seasons 10 or 11 were the last really solid ones.

by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2020 5:38 PM

r15 bitches on DL were salivating over David when he came onto the show

by Anonymousreply 18April 8, 2020 5:39 PM

R16, Tamra is terrified of becoming irrelevant and losing her Bravo check—Cut Fitness and Groupon ain't payin' the bills. She's already had to put her house on the market.

by Anonymousreply 19April 8, 2020 5:48 PM

I'm sure she'll feel right at home in a double wide r19

by Anonymousreply 20April 8, 2020 5:51 PM

And shit- I realize this thread is about Shannon. I despise her too. I'M DONE! I'm DONE! With you, BITCH! And David has psycho eyes. True loony tunes eyes.

What else. I do think Kelly Dodd is GOOD tv.

Gina- Boring as shit. Emily- I actually do not MIND her. She has a brain and is boring TV- but I almost respect her a little? And she CAN throw shade.

But this show is the worst of the bunch. Vapid. No real tone. Just empty.

by Anonymousreply 21April 8, 2020 6:17 PM

Here is a great Kelly Dodd clip r21. She's truly unhinged

I wonder if RHOC will even have a Season 15

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by Anonymousreply 22April 8, 2020 6:20 PM

Kelly Dodd and Kenya Moore are the MEANEST of all the housewives ever, when provoked.

Both great TV.

However, Kenya really went over the line to evil this season.

by Anonymousreply 23April 8, 2020 6:25 PM

Kelly should be transferred to New York if she marries the Fox News guy. I’d love to see her fight with them, she uses the same scorched earth tactics as Dorinda.

by Anonymousreply 24April 8, 2020 8:28 PM

r24 I want to see the most toxic women from all the franchises on the same show! Like RH: All-Stars. Danielle, Vicki, LeeAnne, Kelly ... I would definitely watch THAT.

ALL unscripted.

RH needs a major reboot.

by Anonymousreply 25April 8, 2020 8:33 PM

^ Plus Brandi, Teresa, Kenya, Kim Z., Candiace, and Monique!

by Anonymousreply 26April 8, 2020 11:00 PM

R22 Jesus Christ! What did Shannon do to her face in that clip? She looks like she did a "Face Off" with Kim Zolciak!

by Anonymousreply 27April 9, 2020 12:48 AM

r27 I wonder if body dysmorphia is partially genetic?

Shannon posted this pic of herself and her sister recently. [You have to scroll through a couple other pictures to see it.] Her sister is entering Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 9, 2020 11:15 AM

R28 Shannon doesn't look bad in those pics, but yeah, sis is goin' down the Lioness Woman path.

by Anonymousreply 29April 9, 2020 11:20 AM

r29 I think Shannon is mentally ill and has probably never received proper treatment. She seems one of the most self-loathing of the housewives.

by Anonymousreply 30April 9, 2020 11:31 AM

R30 Wow. Okay.

by Anonymousreply 31April 9, 2020 11:32 AM

r31 don't you mean "I'm DONE with you!!!"

by Anonymousreply 32April 9, 2020 11:34 AM

I love that her maiden name is Storms. It's so appropriate...

by Anonymousreply 33April 9, 2020 12:05 PM

Around the time THE AFFAIR was publicized, Shannon gave some interview and said "If I had been an amazing wife, he wouldn't have gone elsewhere."

Geez, could she hate herself any more??

by Anonymousreply 34April 9, 2020 12:56 PM

Formerly Hot David looks really bad now

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by Anonymousreply 35April 10, 2020 1:38 PM

David just needs a haircut. He looks fine otherwise and has always been better-looking than Shannon.

by Anonymousreply 36April 10, 2020 2:20 PM

David has an autistic vibe.

by Anonymousreply 37April 10, 2020 4:28 PM

I think he has a sadist vibe r37

by Anonymousreply 38April 10, 2020 4:30 PM

Shannon has had a lot of work...she had a big nose and no chin..kind of like Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 39April 11, 2020 4:47 PM

It wasn't enough r39

by Anonymousreply 40April 11, 2020 6:26 PM

Shannon's new squeeze. He'll be appearing in Season 15!

What say you, DL? Will he be occupying Eddie's ass time?

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by Anonymousreply 41April 14, 2020 11:43 PM

He does have beady eyes.

by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2020 5:06 AM

Kelly dinging the bowl when it was on Shannon's head was a hysterical Housewives moment and the overkill that followed was hilariously predictable.

by Anonymousreply 43April 20, 2020 5:31 AM

I hate her but love to watch. She’s got major Borderline PD Incest Survivor vibes, looks like she found a nice bi/gay-leaning guy to passive-aggressively emasculate now after Daddy David.

by Anonymousreply 44April 20, 2020 5:38 AM

I loved Kelly's explanation at the reunion r43. Something like "You had a bowl on your head and you were stepping into one." Yes, it WAS ridiculous.

Something about Shannon just makes people want to fuck with her.

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by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2020 11:18 AM

r44 a psychologist once told me that borderlines and narcissists attract, which would explain Shannon and David

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2020 11:26 AM

Honestly Kelly Dodd is such a POS

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by Anonymousreply 47April 21, 2020 8:09 PM

R47 Kelly just flew NYC to LA she may be dead in 2 weeks herself

by Anonymousreply 48April 21, 2020 10:04 PM

She has issued an "apology" r48

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by Anonymousreply 49April 21, 2020 11:28 PM

I hope Kelly is demoted to "friend" for Season 15

by Anonymousreply 50April 22, 2020 11:11 PM

This is more of a fear from childhood, but the lane lines in swimming pools used to terrify me.

I didn't mind looking at them from above water, but if I opened my eyes underwater, they were so static and unyielding ... something about that scared me.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 22, 2020 11:31 PM

Oops. Wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 52April 22, 2020 11:34 PM

Horton hears a... Who?

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by Anonymousreply 53April 22, 2020 11:35 PM

"It's not my fucking plate!"

by Anonymousreply 54April 23, 2020 2:57 AM

Shannon is the epitome of zen.

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by Anonymousreply 55April 23, 2020 11:29 AM

Well it looks like Shannon has completely cut off Trailer Trash Tamra.

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by Anonymousreply 56April 25, 2020 6:36 PM

I can’t wait till they all go bankrupt when this show ends

by Anonymousreply 57April 25, 2020 11:30 PM

r57 = Vicki Gunvalson, stewing

by Anonymousreply 58April 25, 2020 11:33 PM

Tamara is so desperate. Follow her interviews and see the blatant double talk. She was fired, oh no she LEFT due to Simon's cancer...

Its not like he is Stage 1 Colon cancer- His throat cancer is NO FUCKING JOKE

And this woman literally has used THAT to explain her leaving the show....

However. desperate lady- Your EXIT was confirmed by YOU, ANDY, and Vicki- YOU WERE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing to do with Simon's cancer, you piece of SHIT!

And Simon- I wish you well. If you look back at the show- he actually was a decent guy who believed in hard work, respect, and honesty,

Tamara is pathetic to use someone's possibly terminal disease as a reason to LIE about her own TERMINATION. It truly makes me ill.

by Anonymousreply 59April 25, 2020 11:43 PM

TamRAT don't care r59

by Anonymousreply 60April 25, 2020 11:48 PM

Simon was VERY hot but VERY much of an asshole, and possible abuser.

by Anonymousreply 61April 27, 2020 3:03 AM

Why does the OC have the worst husbands/SOs?

Simon, Shane, David, Brooks, Matt, et al

by Anonymousreply 62April 27, 2020 10:04 AM

Never thought I'd say this but ... I wish they'd bring back Heather Dubrow.

by Anonymousreply 63April 27, 2020 4:59 PM

Tamrat and a are selling off weights from Cut Fitness!

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by Anonymousreply 64May 1, 2020 8:52 PM

Shannon should do a revival of Come Back Little Sheba.

by Anonymousreply 65May 1, 2020 8:56 PM

Shannon and her new man have discovered Instagram

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by Anonymousreply 66May 1, 2020 9:02 PM

Imagine being quarantined with Shannon

by Anonymousreply 67May 1, 2020 9:11 PM

r64 lol a personal training studio. I would be willing to bet now that she is off TV- Eddie will be gone soon.

by Anonymousreply 68May 1, 2020 9:20 PM

[quote]Eddie will be gone soon.

Great, more time for us

by Anonymousreply 69May 1, 2020 9:21 PM

Leave Tamra off. Give us all a Tam break for a while but bring back the fat one with hot son that played baseball and Vicki! That would be just a hoot! And talk about mixing it up, those two would be a show fixing quick start.

by Anonymousreply 70May 1, 2020 11:12 PM

Ugh. NO MORE VICKI r70

by Anonymousreply 71May 1, 2020 11:22 PM

I feel sorry for her daughters r2. They're going to have serious issues, between Shannon, David, and that clusterfuck of a marriage

by Anonymousreply 72May 1, 2020 11:25 PM

I've wondered how these kids fare in school with their mothers outrageous behavior on display for the world to see. It's never mentioned if they are bullied but I feel sure they are. There should be a documentary on it.

by Anonymousreply 73May 1, 2020 11:33 PM

r73

[quote] David tells PEOPLE, “My kids called and we laughed at the selfies Lesley posted. It’s amazing how much Shannon talks about me and my life. She needs some peanut butter to go with her jelly.”

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by Anonymousreply 74May 1, 2020 11:38 PM

In other OC news, Matt Keough, Jeana's ex, has died

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by Anonymousreply 75May 3, 2020 8:43 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 76May 4, 2020 9:56 AM

Tamara is just a vindictive cunt. Because Shannon was kept she is lashing out at her. She needs money to fund her lifestyle. CBD lines are a dime a dozen, her GYM is just a place for Eddie to go and do guys. She lived beyond her means and now has no guaranteed million dollar check coming in from Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 77May 4, 2020 1:33 PM

R77 Guess she better get down on her knees and pray to Jesus to make everything okay. She is, after all, a born again Christian.

by Anonymousreply 78May 4, 2020 1:41 PM

Oh lordy, how could I forget that, r78?

Of course her faux-baptism gave us this gem

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by Anonymousreply 79May 4, 2020 1:47 PM

r78 well she got down on her knees for that guy from 98 degrees :)

by Anonymousreply 80May 4, 2020 2:29 PM

R80 There's a connection between Tamballaz and somebody from 98 Degrees? Do tell!

by Anonymousreply 81May 4, 2020 2:32 PM

David Beador IS Elmer Fishpaw

by Anonymousreply 82May 4, 2020 2:48 PM

He looks so greasy r82

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by Anonymousreply 83May 4, 2020 2:52 PM

I'm very curious to see if he's in for the long haul.

He must like 'em crazy/borderline.

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by Anonymousreply 84May 4, 2020 3:30 PM

"borderline" hehe

by Anonymousreply 85May 4, 2020 4:57 PM

She just ain't right r85

by Anonymousreply 86May 4, 2020 5:16 PM

r81 Jeff Timmons the guy who did the Chippendales?I guess they were making some reality show we are the world song and Jeff was saying he took one for the team and let Tamara blow him because she was all over him the whole time and they could not get anything done.

by Anonymousreply 87May 4, 2020 5:30 PM

r87 did a get sloppy seconds?

by Anonymousreply 88May 4, 2020 5:39 PM

R88 I bet Eddie was watching at least.

by Anonymousreply 89May 4, 2020 6:09 PM

"Social distancing" OC style

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by Anonymousreply 90May 4, 2020 8:30 PM

R90 I hope these dumb bitches all get sick. Idiots.

by Anonymousreply 91May 4, 2020 8:46 PM

What the fuck, OP? Are you expecting everyone to know who you're talking about?

No idea. I'm sure they're making a valuable and useful contribution to America in this difficult time.

by Anonymousreply 92May 4, 2020 8:49 PM

r92 it takes less effort to block a thread, and even less effort to just scroll past it, than to go to the trouble of posting a cuntish comment.

by Anonymousreply 93May 4, 2020 9:00 PM

R92? Ninety-one replies preceding your post imply that several people knew who the OP was talking about. To paraphrase Kelly Dodd, "Keep scrolling!" and to quote her, "You're a cunt!".

by Anonymousreply 94May 5, 2020 2:54 AM

Ms. Beador defending her lack of social distancing at r90

[quote]As a person with lung damage, my family and I take the Coronavirus and social distancing very seriously. Apparently there is a bit of negative press out there today about how the #RHOC cast assembled yesterday. Once again, as a person with permanent lung damage in both lungs, I did everything to follow guidelines given to us. I intend to be around a long time with my girls

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by Anonymousreply 95May 5, 2020 3:16 PM

R95 Oh, so now she has "lung damage."

And no, Shannon, honey, you did NOT do everything to follow guidelines given to you. Because the most basic guideline, which everyone knows, is to maintain a distance of at least six feet.

So good luck to you and your damaged lungs.

by Anonymousreply 96May 5, 2020 3:25 PM

She should be more worried about damage to her liver r96

by Anonymousreply 97May 5, 2020 3:27 PM

I love how she claims she's following guidelines, then posts a picture of herself wearing a mask that says "6 feet" while standing less than 6 inches away from her brats.

by Anonymousreply 98May 5, 2020 3:39 PM

r92 = David Beador

by Anonymousreply 99May 5, 2020 3:47 PM

r98 ummmm 6 feet apart from strangers in public places not your family at home.

by Anonymousreply 100May 5, 2020 4:24 PM

R100 Ummmm, Shannon, you weren't 6 feet apart from your co-stars in your Insta-ho post yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 101May 5, 2020 4:27 PM

Someone should tell Shannon you can't get lung damage from your ex wringing your throat.

by Anonymousreply 102May 5, 2020 4:47 PM

r101 ummm if you are both wearing masks, you don't need to be 6 feet apart. The 6 feet rule is for unmasked people due to the exposure of coughing and sneezing. If you are wearing a mask and the other person is wearing a mask - then there is less than a 1% chance of exposure through respiration.

by Anonymousreply 103May 5, 2020 5:02 PM

Per the CDC r103:

[quote]Stay at least 6 feet between yourself and others, even when you wear a face covering.

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by Anonymousreply 104May 5, 2020 5:04 PM

r104 Social distancing, also called “physical distancing,” means keeping space between yourself and other people outside of your home.

Here kids are in her home.

by Anonymousreply 105May 5, 2020 5:22 PM

And again, r105 /Shannon, her cast mates at r105 do NOT live in her home

by Anonymousreply 106May 5, 2020 5:24 PM

r106 should have referenced r90

by Anonymousreply 107May 5, 2020 5:26 PM

I’ve had enough of that cunt. Her husband made such a good choice

by Anonymousreply 108May 5, 2020 5:32 PM

Shannon is insufferable r108, but her husband is a cheating domestic abuser

by Anonymousreply 109May 5, 2020 6:02 PM

Shannon and her confederates have been SLAMMED on social media for their lack of social distancing.

And Shannon is sick of defending herself:

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by Anonymousreply 110May 6, 2020 8:52 AM

R110 Will this be next season's storyline - Shannon's "lung damage?"

by Anonymousreply 111May 6, 2020 11:04 AM

Shannon should have gotten off this show years ago r111. It's obviously not good for her mental health.

I do feel for her daughters, who probably suffer the most; and now the new boyfriend, who I assume will be bolting soon

by Anonymousreply 112May 6, 2020 11:35 AM

R112 Shannon should've never been on the show in the first place. She was emotionally unstable from the get go.

But Bravo tends to like casting these fucked up women - good TV for them.

by Anonymousreply 113May 6, 2020 11:52 AM

r113 Shannon entertained me her first two seasons. She was crazy, but in an entertaining way.

In the third season, when the abuse allegations surfaced, she became crazy, unhinged, and just sad

Her daughters suffer the most, and I feel terrible for them. And her new boyfriend, but I assume he will be bolting soon

by Anonymousreply 114May 6, 2020 12:16 PM

Tamra and Vicki tell their side:

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by Anonymousreply 115May 6, 2020 4:26 PM

Oh for fuck's sake, just put a bowl on her head and give Kelly Dodd a drink and a hammer.

by Anonymousreply 116May 6, 2020 6:30 PM

I assume Shannon is devoting ALL her time and attention to her new boyfriend (don't borderlines engulf?) and thus has zero time for Tamra, Vicki, or anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 117May 6, 2020 6:33 PM

You know, if Shannon's boyfriend weren't a fame whore and actually loved her, he would talk her out of doing this show anymore. It's not doing her or her mental health any favors.

by Anonymousreply 118May 6, 2020 10:55 PM

r118 she has a frozen food line she sells on qvc that does quite well - so staying on the show as long as possible works for her. Shannon has to tape and Vicki and Tamra know that but they gripe she has no time for them. Normal season if Vicki and Tamara were on they would not talk to each other if they were not filming. Tamara is just bitching because Shannon is not calling her every day...to talk about what? They are TV friends not real friends.

by Anonymousreply 119May 7, 2020 12:45 AM

So what, r119? She doesn't NEED the show. That's a ridiculous premise. She should have gotten away from this hot mess years ago for her own mental health, not to mention for the sake of her daughters.

by Anonymousreply 120May 7, 2020 8:36 AM

Will drama never cease???

Tamrat is mighty thirsty.

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by Anonymousreply 121May 7, 2020 4:23 PM

Good lord is she thirsty - get over it. How many ex housewives who were good friends does Tamara keep in contact with. Ask Heather DuBrow when the last time Tamara called.

by Anonymousreply 122May 7, 2020 6:50 PM

LOL as if Heather Dubrow would associate with Trailer Trash Tamra in real life

by Anonymousreply 123May 7, 2020 6:51 PM

R123 Besides, Heather and her husband are busy fleecing the public peddling their $30 hand sanitizer.

by Anonymousreply 124May 7, 2020 7:27 PM

Terry's new face scares me

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by Anonymousreply 125May 7, 2020 9:42 PM

Trying again

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by Anonymousreply 126May 7, 2020 9:51 PM

He looks like Quagmire on Family Giuy.

by Anonymousreply 127May 7, 2020 9:54 PM

Cannot unsee r127

by Anonymousreply 128May 7, 2020 9:59 PM

You are a fucking plastic surgeon. Holy shit I would run if I went to my Doctor and he looked like a claymation character.

by Anonymousreply 129May 8, 2020 3:02 AM

lol so Bravo is so desperate for them to start filming they're now having them shoot with masks wow

I thought hypochondriac Shannon would NEVER agree to this

I guess the money helps

by Anonymousreply 130May 8, 2020 4:28 AM

r130 getting COVID is going to be Shannon's Season 15 story line.

by Anonymousreply 131May 8, 2020 10:14 AM

Wow. Okay, R130 and R131. I have LUNG DAMAGE!

by Anonymousreply 132May 8, 2020 11:18 AM

Did Daddy David choke you a little too long during sex r132?

by Anonymousreply 133May 8, 2020 11:21 AM

R133 Wow. Okay. Someone call 911. I'm feeling like somebody hit me over the head with a mallet while I was wearing a bowl.

by Anonymousreply 134May 8, 2020 11:56 AM

r134 Are you sure it's not wet brain, dear?

by Anonymousreply 135May 8, 2020 11:59 AM

Nothing she can endure will ever out do the humiliation from being tossed out Heathers abode. Priceless !

by Anonymousreply 136May 9, 2020 3:15 AM

Wow! OK, r136.

by Anonymousreply 137May 9, 2020 9:37 AM

Someone quick -- Tamrat and Vicki need water desperately!

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by Anonymousreply 138May 10, 2020 9:12 AM

Shannon will have a medical crisis when, to treat her coronavirus, she attempts to inject her lungs with Pine-Sol. Sadly, the needle she uses gets lost in her lungs and requires a needlectomy.

Heather will make a special appearance and tell Shannon she still hates her and that she smells like Pine-Sol.

by Anonymousreply 139May 10, 2020 9:21 AM

This franchise is not just jumping the shark. It is clearing the shark with the height of a level-5 tsunami.

by Anonymousreply 140May 10, 2020 9:43 AM

I wish they'd bring Heather back r139

by Anonymousreply 141May 10, 2020 3:02 PM

r138 wow - Tamara and Vicki are just coming off as bitter. Shanon was kept so they are going to fucking trash her.

by Anonymousreply 142May 10, 2020 4:32 PM

Tamrat and Vicki are really embarrassing at this point r142. They were let go from a job and they need to ride off into the sunset.

Plus they were on the show for several more years than Shannon has been.

by Anonymousreply 143May 10, 2020 4:35 PM

Vicki and Tamra are showing how much being on this dumb show means to them. It clearly was their whole life. They're going to have trouble adapting to the lack of attention

hilarious how quickly their "friendship" broke down with Shannon

by Anonymousreply 144May 10, 2020 7:41 PM

V and T doing that stupid interview or podcast or whatever, just to trash Shannon and only coming up with that lame ass "She yelled at the Producer" non-climatic rehash. Makes them look so fuckin wearisome with any semblence of left over relevance gathering in lipid pools beneath their now unaffordable QVC stilettos . They're both losers.

by Anonymousreply 145May 10, 2020 10:20 PM

They need to move it along r144

by Anonymousreply 146May 10, 2020 10:20 PM

Shannon is parading her new bf with her daughters all over social media like they're a family.

Why can't these women stay single for a couple years and work on themselves? Do they really lack an identity if they aren't latched onto a man?

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by Anonymousreply 147May 11, 2020 4:16 PM

R147 Oh, my. Shannon's daughters inherited the worst physical features of both of their parents, didn't they?

by Anonymousreply 148May 11, 2020 4:24 PM

The daughters look like Hell Dimension Brady sisters.

by Anonymousreply 149May 11, 2020 4:54 PM

Sha's parents ( I'm pretty sure) are fat loaded. Which of course, is the only reason David married her. I think she had already had some cosmetic surgery before that also, which helped. However, she's still the most insecure, mealy mouth milksop they have cast in years. If she never developed a healthy self esteem and balanced ego, from facial enhancements and parents with goo-gobs, she'll never find it. That whole over produced reaction to the mallet on her head bowl incident was a blatant testimonial to her oppressive insecurities.

by Anonymousreply 150May 11, 2020 4:54 PM

Don't worry r150 -- New Boyfriend will fix everything!

by Anonymousreply 151May 11, 2020 5:00 PM

r148 Shannon before she had plastic surgery ... this is what her daughters inherited

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by Anonymousreply 152May 11, 2020 8:37 PM

David Bedor is a multi-millionaire in his own right.

by Anonymousreply 153May 11, 2020 8:41 PM

R152 Pippi Longstocking lives!

by Anonymousreply 154May 11, 2020 8:52 PM

The fact that she is plastering her relationship with the new boyfriend all over SM makes me think she is - subconsciously, maybe - trying to get David's attention. Speaking of which, I truly think she'd take David back tomorrow.

And here is the tome the new boyfriend wrote to Shannon (allegedly) on her birthday, which she in turn posted on SM (because why keep something intimate private?):

[quote]Our connection and chemistry are what people dream about. You are my person; the one I was meant to be with, the one that makes me feel whole. I started falling in love with you almost immediately and my love has grown ever stronger as our time together has flown by. I find myself thinking and wondering at times if this is real, how did I get so blessed? Then I look into your beautiful eyes and know it IS real and it is how our world should be. You are such an amazing woman and you surprise me every day. I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what. Then I met you; you are all of that and more. The timing was bad and made no sense to either of us or to any of our friends and family. I was not in the right frame of mind to meet anyone and was just trying to get my balance. You were not looking for a relationship, but rather were just spending time and having fun with friends after an emotional two years of ending your marriage. But once we were introduced something inside me knew that I had to talk to you. We started with encouraging texts that warmed my heart and then phone calls for hours that flowed so effortlessly and then came the group date. I took you and a friend of ours out to dinner. The night ended with you and I singing karaoke duets at the Elks club and then talking one on one until the Elks staff told us they needed to lock up. Since that night you and I have been inseparable, literally. I have never in my life spent so much concentrated time with anyone. I never tire of you, but rather thrive in your company.

by Anonymousreply 155May 12, 2020 10:42 AM

Kelly Dodd strikes again.

What will be the final nail in the coffin of this franchise?

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by Anonymousreply 156May 12, 2020 1:09 PM

Her fiance is a Faux News bobblehead so that is where she gets her talking points.

by Anonymousreply 157May 12, 2020 2:04 PM

Like Danielle Staub and LeeAnne Locken, Kelly Dodd is increasingly unwatchable r157

And because the Faux News boyfriend will be inflicted upon us in Season 15, this crap fest is officially jumping the shark for me

by Anonymousreply 158May 12, 2020 3:16 PM

Breaking: Kelly Dodd's ex seeking full custody!

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by Anonymousreply 159May 12, 2020 7:25 PM

R159 Kelly's gonna blow!

by Anonymousreply 160May 12, 2020 7:31 PM

I need Kelly off my TV stat

by Anonymousreply 161May 12, 2020 8:41 PM

Move it along, Toots

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by Anonymousreply 162May 12, 2020 11:22 PM

r162 god she is exhausting. I half believe Tamara and Shannon are doing this to get Shannon back on the show.

by Anonymousreply 163May 12, 2020 11:27 PM

r163 I doubt Shannon has actually cut Tamra out of her life. Shannon thrives on relationships where she gets hurt and I don't see her possessing the resolve to drop Tamra. See also: David.

I do like your theory that Tamra and Shannon are in cahoots on this. I mean ... this is drumming up desperately needed interest in RHOC.

by Anonymousreply 164May 12, 2020 11:58 PM

r164 oops i meant to get Tamara back on the show. Tamara was let go because the story got old and she made too much money. Tamara and Shannon have a spat in the press for a year and poof - they bring back Tamara to fight with Shannon then eventually make up.

by Anonymousreply 165May 13, 2020 1:48 PM

I would if they'll bring the new boyfriend into the drama r165. That would be hilarious.

There has to be something wrong with him for being with Shannon voluntarily.

by Anonymousreply 166May 13, 2020 6:07 PM

r166 I would = I wonder

by Anonymousreply 167May 13, 2020 6:16 PM

Also, I think the reason Shannon hates Emily is that Emily told Shannon she reminds her of her mentally ill mother.

You know Shannon can't bear to have that mirror held up to her face.

Emily's no fool and she has Shannon's number.

by Anonymousreply 168May 14, 2020 12:07 AM

Kelly is such a deplorable, and pretty fucking stupid -- she will ruin Season 15 for me

At least Shannon keeps her (most likely Republican) politics off SM

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by Anonymousreply 169May 14, 2020 2:48 PM

R169 She's a fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 170May 15, 2020 1:20 AM

and she is wrong - it is 97% and possibly lower due to lack of testing - even so would 1-9 million deaths be okay with her?

by Anonymousreply 171May 15, 2020 1:53 AM

I think all housewives should age out at 45. Automatically replaced if not replaced sooner. The ones that hang around till they're 50+ are the more bat shit crazy ones. I read somewhere that one of the originals from one of the casts has a 'can't be fired clause' I think it's Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 172May 15, 2020 3:10 AM

She'll be back

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by Anonymousreply 173May 15, 2020 8:33 AM

Glad to see Shannon is imparting her terrible insecurity to her daughters:

[quote]The Beador girls have been working out while staying at home (mom is going to lose a few more before she shows her skin)

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by Anonymousreply 174May 15, 2020 8:48 AM

NOW I'm thinking all this Tamrat drama is actually being cooked up by production.

They have no long-term plans to get rid of her but need to drum up interest in RHOC because the last few seasons have sucked.

by Anonymousreply 175May 15, 2020 1:32 PM

For somebody who talks so much about "moving on" and her "next chapter," Tamballz sure does seem to talk a lot more about the past.

by Anonymousreply 176May 15, 2020 1:38 PM

First Tamara said she was offered 20K as a friend and said no thank you it's time to move on. Then she spent months talking about how happy she was, how she and Vicki were going to do a show. Then she said Andy Cohen told her not to sign any contracts because she would be back. Then she went on a tirade about Shannon dumping her as a friend. Then she went on a tirade about how Shannon was evil and yelled at production and how she (Tamara) had to deal with her for all those seasons. Then she said she was thinking about coming back this season just to confront Shannon (because why would you have that conversation off-camera?) - so to sum it up since she was let go and moved on, all she has talked about was RHOC, Vicki and Shannon.

by Anonymousreply 177May 15, 2020 3:32 PM

She needs to move it along r177

by Anonymousreply 178May 15, 2020 3:59 PM

Juxtaposing Shannon and Tamra is interesting to me.

Shannon is a mess, but it's so obvious she comes from money. And it's also obvious you can take Tamra out of the trailer, but she'll always exude trashiness.

by Anonymousreply 179May 15, 2020 4:28 PM

Shannon and her silly idea of used and frozen fish...her insipid idea of trying (desperately) to make the inane “tres amigas” stick....she is just insufferable.

And Tamara will secretly whore herself out.

When Eddie is 62, he’ll try to publish a tell-all explaining his double life.

Pathetic people.

But none is more pathetic as a tv “character” than this Carl Radke guy from Summer House. The worst fool. Vapid. Insecure. BORING. Ugh.

Shannon is a bore. Tamra is a whore and a bore. Who cries without tears?!

by Anonymousreply 180May 15, 2020 5:03 PM

Tamara is not afraid to get messy. Remember she went digging into Gretchen's past, contacting her former boyfriend to get dirt on her. She tried to get her drunk then have her rape face son fuck her in a bathroom. She was hell-bent on painting Gretchen as a bad person because she was younger, blonder, and had a great story with her dying older fiancee. I remember when he bought Gretchen a Harley and Tamara went off for like three episodes how Gretchen was SWF her and copying everything she did. I bet Tamara is pissed off Simon got cancer after she was kicked off the show - it would have been her storyline for the season, how Jebus told her to take care of Simon and makeup with her kids. Her own daughter would not even talk to her because Tamara could not do anything off-camera or off social media.

by Anonymousreply 181May 15, 2020 5:07 PM

r180 I wish they'd pull the plug on this entire cast. (Not sure about the new housewife.) Kelly is a right-wing whackjob (and now we'll be subjected to the Faux News boyfriend), Shannon is needy and socially inept, Emily and Gina are boring, Braunwyn (and her fame whore mother) are hard to watch ... basta!

by Anonymousreply 182May 15, 2020 5:09 PM

r181 I agree. And I think when women stay on this show too long it becomes their whole identity

by Anonymousreply 183May 15, 2020 5:18 PM

I was hoping they'd bring back Heather. Her pretentiousness was a fun contrast to Kelly's trashiness

by Anonymousreply 184May 15, 2020 8:07 PM

I think Heather left (in part) because of Kelly r184 (and in part because they were going to spill the tea on Terry's affair).

During the reunion of Heather's last season, they aired audio footage of her removing her body mic and telling production she didn't want to shoot with Kelly anymore (after Kelly called Shannon a cunt)

by Anonymousreply 185May 15, 2020 8:38 PM

Tamrat should befriend David's trailer trash girlfriend and then bring her onto the show as a "friend"

I would watch THAT

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by Anonymousreply 186May 15, 2020 8:42 PM

No one has a problem with it at Costco, well I mean unless you live in a 15 million dollar home in Laguna.

by Anonymousreply 187May 15, 2020 8:51 PM

Are a and Andy fuck buddies?

Why else does Andy want Tamrat back?

by Anonymousreply 188May 16, 2020 4:49 PM

r188 I would not put it past Tamara to offer up Eddie to get back on the show.

by Anonymousreply 189May 17, 2020 2:34 AM

Is Eddie's only source of income personal training at the failing gym ? What is his degree in ? They're on thin ice!

by Anonymousreply 190May 17, 2020 3:08 AM

Vicki is getting in on the action.

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by Anonymousreply 191May 17, 2020 10:00 AM

r190 wasn't Tamra trying to get her real estate license?

Does anyone know what a did before Tamra became his beard?

by Anonymousreply 192May 17, 2020 12:40 PM

R192 I think a was the "CEO and IT Director" of the law firm that his "adoptive" father set up. You know, the adoptive father who it's rumored was actually Eddie's sugar daddy.

I think Tamballz was already a realtor before she joined RHOC.

by Anonymousreply 193May 17, 2020 12:45 PM

I don't know what made me think of it, but it's hilarious that during her first season, Shannon stood up for Brooks and said she fully supported his relationship with Vicki because "he makes her so happy" (while of course the rest of the cast rightfully hated him).

Because if I trust anyone's judgement regarding men, it's going to be Shannon Beador's.

by Anonymousreply 194May 17, 2020 1:43 PM

This thread is more entertaining than she is on the show.

Which proves why she should have gone, as well.

by Anonymousreply 195May 17, 2020 1:56 PM

Wow, r195. Ok.

by Anonymousreply 196May 17, 2020 4:08 PM

How stupid was Vicki to get involved with the poster child of grifters, Brooks? After he told Vicki's son in law he needed to be abusive to Vicki's daughter when gets out of line, that should have been the end of THAT!

by Anonymousreply 197May 17, 2020 8:06 PM

He was a great guy, r197. I hope my daughters end up with someone like him.

by Anonymousreply 198May 17, 2020 8:09 PM

Allegedly, he was supposed to be really endowed. I bet there's an online pic somewhere. He wasn't modest about it.

by Anonymousreply 199May 17, 2020 8:13 PM

He filled my love tank ALL the way r199

by Anonymousreply 200May 17, 2020 8:22 PM

Can also confirm r199

by Anonymousreply 201May 17, 2020 8:22 PM

Another thing about Shannon that's been clear since her first season is that, in addition to mental illness, she has a serious drinking problem. And considering she's drunk posting with the boyfriend on social media, she has made little to no effort to address it.

I assume she's way too self-involved to appreciate how her behavior effects her daughters.

by Anonymousreply 202May 18, 2020 1:00 PM

*affects at r202

Oh dear myself

by Anonymousreply 203May 18, 2020 1:01 PM

r202 Wow - Okay

by Anonymousreply 204May 18, 2020 1:06 PM

r204, already on her second Grey Goose of the morning

by Anonymousreply 205May 18, 2020 1:14 PM

THAT GLASS ISN'T EVEN MINE YOU BITCH

by Anonymousreply 206May 18, 2020 1:33 PM

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by Anonymousreply 207May 18, 2020 4:10 PM

If I were her daughters I would insist on home schooling then go as far away as I could to college. David is every bit as fucked up as Shannon is, just different symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 208May 21, 2020 1:41 AM

I think David is worse r208. Shannon is unstable and has a lot of issues, including alcoholism and mental illness. But I truly believe David is a sociopath and an everyday sadist. Remember when he left Shannon, gave his wedding ring to their 10-year-old daughter, and told her, "Give this to your mom and tell her I don't need it anymore."? What kind of POS does that? Shannon didn't seem to realize how fucked up it was. She should have left then instead of begging him to come back. Forget how he treated her. She let him treat their kids like shit too.

I get the sense Shannon was abused as a child: she has no idea what a healthy relationship looks like. I doubt her new boyfriend is as great as she claims - I'm suspicious of someone who chooses to be with a woman who so clearly hates herself.

But of course the daughters suffer most. They'll likely wind up with abusive assholes who treat them like David treated Shannon. I also feel bad because they probably love David - he is their dad - and that will cause them guilt because they love someone who abused their mother.

by Anonymousreply 209May 21, 2020 11:44 AM

r209 Okay - Wow.

by Anonymousreply 210May 21, 2020 3:12 PM

r208 David may be messed up but I'll bet he throws a mean fuck

by Anonymousreply 211May 21, 2020 6:40 PM

I agree with Vicki on this

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by Anonymousreply 212May 21, 2020 9:29 PM

Not that any of those women should be held up as an example of anything chaste or redeeming, but Kelly is just exceptionally awful. Did she run unopposed by threatening to skullfuck any whore that challenged her at Arizona for Homecoming Queen ? How else could she have won ? Baffling.

by Anonymousreply 213May 22, 2020 1:50 AM

r213 I feel like Kelly Dodd is the most borderline borderline who's ever borderlined.

by Anonymousreply 214May 22, 2020 11:12 AM

Shannon and Kelly are good TV. Crazy, unpredictable etc. Vicki was just a desperate me too. Once the women Vicki's age left the show suddenly she was faced with these women some 10-20 years younger than her with hot boyfriends and husbands showering them with gifts and she got green-eyed jealous. I truly believe she divorced Don for a storyline. She hooked up with grifter Brooks for a storyline. This is a woman with self-esteem in the toilet. She spent a ton of money on plastic surgery and one miss piggy comment can have her crumpled in a corner.

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by Anonymousreply 215May 22, 2020 1:14 PM

She is a pig r215.

by Anonymousreply 216May 22, 2020 1:17 PM

Tamrat strikes again!

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by Anonymousreply 217May 22, 2020 7:06 PM

Well, at least Shannon is using SM to shame those in the OC who aren't following the rules:

[quote]When I go to a social distancing happy hour every week, this is not ok @rothchilds As I sit at the stoplight, I literally hear a roar of voices. Not planned, not allowed. #rulefollower

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by Anonymousreply 218May 23, 2020 11:15 AM

r217 man she is just pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 219May 23, 2020 1:43 PM

r219 she belongs in the "Worst Cases of People Letting Fame Go To Their Head" thread

She is even thirstier than Vicki

by Anonymousreply 220May 23, 2020 1:49 PM

Okay wow, stop talking about Icki an Tamruns and get back to me and my frozen meals...okay? wow.

by Anonymousreply 221May 24, 2020 3:44 AM

Is the liposuction complimentary if I spend more than $300 r221?

by Anonymousreply 222May 24, 2020 11:29 AM

Wow...Okay. you spent 300$ wow.

by Anonymousreply 223May 24, 2020 1:44 PM

The irony of Vicki and Tamra is that the longer they remained on the show, the harder it became for them to tease out their "real" lives from their "show" lives. The line became increasingly blurred and now that they're no longer on the show they can't even find the line anymore. The show IS their life.

I wonder how Shannon would react if she were given the boot. She never had boundaries and I think the show was her life from day one.

by Anonymousreply 224May 25, 2020 12:09 PM

PLEASE get this woman off RHOC

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by Anonymousreply 225May 26, 2020 5:24 PM

r224 Okay Wow, Okay - I would be JUST GOD DAMN FINE WITHOUT THE SHOW?OKAY????? Wow..

by Anonymousreply 226May 26, 2020 9:58 PM

Move it along, toots.

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by Anonymousreply 227May 27, 2020 11:39 AM

Tamrat saying, she doesn't have the power to get anyone fired DOES NOT mean she didn't try. Of course she did!

by Anonymousreply 228May 27, 2020 11:24 PM

r228 all the housewives do it. They ban together and tell production they will not film with so and so. Jill tried it with Bethanny.

by Anonymousreply 229May 28, 2020 12:52 AM

Kelly's got to go.

I wish the other cast members would refuse to film until she is fired.

by Anonymousreply 230May 28, 2020 6:10 PM

Wow...okay,,Let's not judge someone...okay? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 231May 28, 2020 7:57 PM

Shannon/r231, get back to your QVC line! Those burgers aren't going to sell themselves.

by Anonymousreply 232May 28, 2020 9:10 PM

r232 okay....wow...THAT IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING PLATE!

by Anonymousreply 233May 28, 2020 11:27 PM

r233/Shannon, get off the desktop and give John Janssen a chance to use it. His download of Dawson's 50 Load Weekend is almost complete.

by Anonymousreply 234May 28, 2020 11:30 PM

r234 Wow..okay...wow. I'll have you know we watched that together and it was lovely. Wow...okay.

by Anonymousreply 235May 28, 2020 11:35 PM

This thread is about 3x as entertaining as the actual show.

So take a cue from it, r235!

by Anonymousreply 236May 28, 2020 11:40 PM

R236 THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING THREAD YOU BITCH!...wow...okay,,,,wow.

by Anonymousreply 237May 29, 2020 12:02 AM

Have another Grey Goose, r237!

by Anonymousreply 238May 29, 2020 12:14 AM

R238 Wow...okay...wow. I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM...HOW DARE YOU.

by Anonymousreply 239May 29, 2020 1:53 AM

This thread needs five lemons in a bowl.

by Anonymousreply 240May 29, 2020 6:25 AM

Wow, r240. I'm a size 6. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 241May 29, 2020 11:28 AM

Wow r241....okay wow -- I am a size 2 YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 242May 29, 2020 2:42 PM

Shannon r242, keep eating!!

by Anonymousreply 243May 29, 2020 2:46 PM

R243 Are you kidding me?! I just bought a new pantsuit - size 2 - that Kelly helped me pick out for my next QVC appearance!

by Anonymousreply 244May 29, 2020 2:55 PM

R244

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by Anonymousreply 245May 29, 2020 3:59 PM

R245 Wow. Okay, Kelly. We're done. WE'RE DONE! TURN THOSE CAMERAS OFF!

by Anonymousreply 246May 29, 2020 4:35 PM

r246: rips off body mic; exposes Spanx

by Anonymousreply 247May 29, 2020 4:38 PM

r247 Wow...Okay....wow..THESE ARE NOT EVEN MY SPANX YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 248May 29, 2020 4:57 PM

r248, move it along, toots! I'm going to call this thing off sooner than I intended!

by Anonymousreply 249May 29, 2020 5:05 PM

r249 okay..WOW...okay...are you kidding me? wow.

by Anonymousreply 250May 29, 2020 5:15 PM

r250

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by Anonymousreply 251May 29, 2020 5:34 PM

Shannon, send him my way!

by Anonymousreply 252May 29, 2020 5:40 PM

r252 Wow...oikay..wow. I think I need a retreat where I pretend to be dead while he tells me how much he loves me.

by Anonymousreply 253May 29, 2020 6:02 PM

r253 face it, you can only hide the crazy so long

by Anonymousreply 254May 29, 2020 6:03 PM

r254 WOW.....okay....WOW. I am going to see my herbalist new age doctor to get some tinctures to deal with your negativity.

by Anonymousreply 255May 29, 2020 6:08 PM

Hmmmm so that's where all my alimony payments are going r255

by Anonymousreply 256May 29, 2020 6:19 PM

Okay. . .WOW. . .Okay. I cant see R241 because Kelly hit me on the head with a mallet and gave me a concussion and a brain hemorrhage. Okay.

WOW..

by Anonymousreply 257May 29, 2020 6:23 PM

R257 Which explains how I ended up in Heather's house and that's why she's ordering me to leave. Wow. Okay. I'm done. I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 258May 29, 2020 6:42 PM

You will all see the truth! YOU WILL ALL SEE THE FUCKING TRUTH!

by Anonymousreply 259May 29, 2020 6:44 PM

Wow...okay...wow...I'm going through something here and I need your support....wow.

by Anonymousreply 260May 29, 2020 9:25 PM

[quote]I'm going through something here and I need your support

Did another colonic go wrong, r260? Do you need John to fish plastic out of your ass?

by Anonymousreply 261May 29, 2020 9:45 PM

WOW, r261. Ok. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 262May 30, 2020 3:30 PM

r261 Wow...okay...wow.THAT WASN'T EVEN MY GOD DAMN ENEMA TIP YOU FUCKING BITCH.

by Anonymousreply 263May 30, 2020 4:28 PM

What marketable skills does Shannon have? What did she do before she married David in her 30s?

Does she have any, I don't know, interests? Hobbies? Ambitions? Dreams? Goals? (Beyond getting married again and her QVC line .... )

Did she ever?

I think she irritates me more than Tamra and Vicki because at least they have something to do outside the show. Shannon seems to just float through life looking for a man to attach to, from whom she develops a corresponding identity.

by Anonymousreply 264May 30, 2020 4:46 PM

I don't think Shannon ever held a job other than "professional heiress."

by Anonymousreply 265May 30, 2020 6:45 PM

True, r265, but even so she could have picked up some kind of hobby or interest ... music, art, travel, etc.

If I had those kinds of means I would have spent my time traveling, learning different languages, exposing myself to different cultures, etc ... things I couldn't do because I didn't have family $$$ (I had to settle for books and libraries)

by Anonymousreply 266May 30, 2020 6:55 PM

WOW. Ok. John loves me.

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by Anonymousreply 267May 30, 2020 8:26 PM

r264 r265 r266 Wow...Okay...Wow. I am a USC grad and business woman. Check out my line of food at QVC Real for Real so you can stop being FAT JEALOUS CUNTS! Wow.

by Anonymousreply 268May 30, 2020 8:36 PM

r264 r265 r266 Wow...Okay...Wow. I am a USC grad and business woman. Check out my line of food at QVC Real for Real so you can stop being FAT JEALOUS CUNTS! Wow.

by Anonymousreply 269May 30, 2020 8:36 PM

Simmer down, r268/r269

by Anonymousreply 270May 30, 2020 9:02 PM

Goddamnit Shannon, You are the epitome of a harpy and a fishwife!!!!!

Its not my fucking plate!!!!!!!!!

What trashy behavior in such an UPSCALE restaurant like The Quite Woman!! LOL!

You are a human WASTEBIN!!!!!

And your daughters all look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.

I pray YOU find JESUS!

by Anonymousreply 271May 30, 2020 9:45 PM

WOW, r271. Ok. Wow.

John is here with me and he said you're an asshole!

Wow.

by Anonymousreply 272May 30, 2020 9:53 PM

Sharon. Shannon? You are a FAT screeching CUNT in your heart and in your soul.

And your daughters look like the has been band Haim, also from the OC.

Well, If Haim were talentless and mated with wildabeasts AND Jabba The Cunting HUT!!!!

THEN, they would be precisely like your daughters, and YOU!

by Anonymousreply 273May 30, 2020 11:41 PM

r271 Wow..okay..wow. David proposed to me at the Quite Woman YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 274May 30, 2020 11:41 PM

r273 Wow...okay...wow. It's been a while Heather Dubrow, how are you?

by Anonymousreply 275May 30, 2020 11:42 PM

Shamon. Sharon. Shannon- Whatever the fuck- You are everything a MAN doesn't WANT in a WOMAN

You are neurotic, melodramatic, overdramatic, a cunt, and your saggy pussy is CLOSED for VISITORS!!!

The raggedy ass A Quiet Woman is TOO GOOD for your saggy ASS!!!

And how the fuck could a bitch raised with so much money, be such a trash box?? Such a TRASH BOX!!!!

And those crystals you had built in your floors and walls couldn't keep the SIMPLEST of MEN!!!!!

Bitch, wake UP!!!!

You frighten me. You are a HORROR.

by Anonymousreply 276May 30, 2020 11:56 PM

Wow, r276. Ok, WOW.

Dr. Moon has worked WONDERS with me.

David regrets leaving me.

John loves me.

Again - WOW.

by Anonymousreply 277May 31, 2020 12:02 AM

PIGFUCKER, Sharon-I can GO ALL NIGHT, PIGLET!!!!!!

Go make me an HSN crab cake, CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 278May 31, 2020 12:16 AM

WOW, r278.

Peel this banana, BITCH!

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by Anonymousreply 279May 31, 2020 12:21 AM

Whoever is Shannon here, I adore you. This is fun. I love someone who is game, bitch.

You somehow epitomize her brilliantly.

by Anonymousreply 280May 31, 2020 12:24 AM

Wow, r280. Ok, it IS me!

No one can ever be exactly like Shannon Beador. Even I have trouble doing it.

by Anonymousreply 281May 31, 2020 12:34 AM

Wow...okay...wow. r281. I HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 282May 31, 2020 12:47 AM

Shannon- you are the DEFINITION OF HAG!!!!

That double chin.

The neurosis.

The mood swings.

Your a cunt, darlin!!!!

Just an annoying and bitchy, strident, CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 283May 31, 2020 1:16 AM

r283 Wow...okay...wow. I had no idea you felt that way Tamara.

by Anonymousreply 284May 31, 2020 2:34 AM

Wow, r283, r280, r278, r276 ...

When John wakes up I'm going to tell him people are still being mean to me online.

Wow.

by Anonymousreply 285May 31, 2020 8:59 AM

Does anyone know how a 5150 works in CA?

by Anonymousreply 286May 31, 2020 2:22 PM

r286 Wow...okay....wow. IT'S NOT EVEN MY PSYCHOSIS YOU FUCKJING BITCH.

by Anonymousreply 287May 31, 2020 3:41 PM

You have to go watch Shannon's meltdown on Hulu in that hovel restaurant. The one that Shannon KNOWS is Kelly's "jam"!

Its just a great 5 minutes of frauing at its best.

The best part is when Kelly is telling some waitress all about Shannon being a lunatic. You just catch a glimpse of it. Kelly then follows Shannon and CACKLES like a witch.

And of course the gif from above when Kelly sucks on the window of the restaurant mocking the chick with the kewpie doll eyes who is yapping with that Armenian chick who lasted one season. (I liked her actually. I like all of the "boring" ones- because they have some dignity and sanity!)

And Shannon, go back to bed. Take about 3 Xanax. Its not your fucking plate, bitch!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 288May 31, 2020 3:50 PM

r288 wow. You wanna do a fucking straitjacket invention on me? WOW.

THESE AREN'T MY FUCKING XANAX BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 289May 31, 2020 3:55 PM

Shannon, how do your live your life ALWAYS on the edge like this??

Can Dr. Moon possibly stick one of his acupuncture sticks straight through your brain and do some kind of New Age lobotomy?

Do you even enjoy sex? Do you enjoy anything???

And by the way, I got food poisoning from your rancid Fukishama Reactor tainted Crab Cakes. A class action is brewing, lady-

I wanted to support mentally challenged individuals by purchasing your HSN vittles, I did not know I would end up setting off radiation alarms, you fucking bitch!

Fucking Shannon Beador Silkwood up in this motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 290May 31, 2020 4:04 PM

WOW, r290. Have you been talking to David? Wow.

I got an O-Shot and I'm good. (Ask John.)

by Anonymousreply 291May 31, 2020 4:16 PM

r290 Wow...okay...wow. Archie and I are sitting here laughing at you. What's that Archie? I should murder it? Good boy Archie...

by Anonymousreply 292May 31, 2020 4:29 PM

One of my favorite Shannon moments: the day her divorce was finalized, one of the first things out of her mouth was, "I WILL be married again!!!"

Dear, you need to drop Dr. Moon and look into DBT.

by Anonymousreply 293May 31, 2020 7:04 PM

r292, Shannon, does Archie talk to you regularly? Please start taking your Seroquel again!

by Anonymousreply 294May 31, 2020 9:33 PM

I don't take Seroquel, you bitch! I hold crystals in my hand and meditate on them!

by Anonymousreply 295May 31, 2020 10:01 PM

It's not working r295!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 296May 31, 2020 10:06 PM

Wow. Okay. I thought we were friends. We're done. WE'RE DONE!

by Anonymousreply 297May 31, 2020 10:09 PM

Shannon, you sure are a PIGFUCKER!!!!!

You are fun as shit to rag on.

One of the most annoying fraus on planet earth!!!!

And I know about Archie, bitch. Those lonely nights without David? Bitch I have receipts!

Sick lady! Sick fuck!

by Anonymousreply 298May 31, 2020 10:15 PM

Wow. r298 Lesley, is that you? WOW.

I had the best years of David's life, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 299May 31, 2020 10:19 PM

r298 Wow...okay...wow. IT IS NOT EVEN MY DOG YOU FUCKING BITCH

by Anonymousreply 300June 1, 2020 1:57 AM

Shut up and have another plate of Quiet Woman slop you COW

by Anonymousreply 301June 1, 2020 2:05 AM

r301 Wow...Okay...Wow..whoever you are you are not Kelly Dodd since she and I are BFF's now!! What's that Archie? You like her better than that beard Tamara? And I should slit Vicki's throat? Archie..Bad Dog!

by Anonymousreply 302June 1, 2020 3:06 AM

r302 get a clue, Shannon! We were TV FRIENDS!!!

by Anonymousreply 303June 1, 2020 8:43 AM

R301 are you fucking kidding me?!

John told me you're a bad friend.

I'm DONE WITH YOU!

by Anonymousreply 304June 1, 2020 10:22 AM

R304 Wow...okay...wow stop pretending to be me! KELLY IS MY NEW BFF WE ARE THE DOS AMIGAS YOU FUCKING BITCH

by Anonymousreply 305June 1, 2020 2:37 PM

r305 Shannon, we know you would still get back with David tomorrow, we know you're only flaunting your relationship with John to get David's attention, and we know you hate yourself no matter WHAT you weigh.

And we know David abused you because I have receipts!!

Now get back to filming MY SHOW.

by Anonymousreply 306June 1, 2020 3:39 PM

R306 Wow...okay...wow - How is the wedding planning coming Vicki? Does this one have cancer yet?

by Anonymousreply 307June 1, 2020 5:35 PM

r307 Shannon! Get off the desktop and get over here to take your Seroquel-Depakote-Xanax-Lamictal-Geodon-Latuda cocktail.

by Anonymousreply 308June 1, 2020 5:52 PM

r308 Wow....okay...wow. You know I don't take western medicine...now where is my shakra bowl and milk thistle?

by Anonymousreply 309June 1, 2020 5:57 PM

Shannon r309!!!

IT'S NOT WORKING!!!

by Anonymousreply 310June 1, 2020 6:13 PM

r301 Wow...okay...wow YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY LIFE

by Anonymousreply 311June 1, 2020 6:20 PM

Trust me, dear r311. You're EXHAUSTING.

by Anonymousreply 312June 1, 2020 6:30 PM

Tamrat CANNOT LET IT GO

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by Anonymousreply 313June 1, 2020 11:26 PM

Tamrat lies awake at night ( not only waiting for Eddie to get home, cough, cough) but mulling over subject matter speculatively query enough to engage clickbait. Her relevance is over. Actually, the more attention starved her statements become, I wouldn't be surprised if Sha' wasn't in on this whole ' friendship ghosting' storyline. Cooperating with Tamrat keeps them both in the news while also helping Tamrat develop project options currently nonexistent.

by Anonymousreply 314June 2, 2020 12:08 AM

I'm about 99.99% sure Shannon is in on this mess, r314. I think it's at Tamrat's insistence.

I wonder if Andy has been planning to bring Tamrat back all along.

by Anonymousreply 315June 2, 2020 12:19 AM

Wow, r314. OK, wow.

I have always been 100% honest about my life since I've been on the show. How DARE you insinuate I'm in cahoots with Tamra. I'm done with her!!

by Anonymousreply 316June 2, 2020 8:52 AM

[bold]SHANNON STORMS BEADOR WEIGHS 200 POUNDS AND IS BATSHIT CRAZY! SHE CAN POLISH OFF AN ENTIRE FREEZER CASE OF CRAB CAKES IN ONE SITTING! YOU SHOULD SEE HER STRETCH MARKS! BECAUSE OF HER MANY NEUROSES, HER THREE DAUGHTERS ARE DESTINED TO BE WHORES AND DRUGGIES! SHE'S THE GASSIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER LAID NOSTRILS ON![/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 317June 2, 2020 9:47 AM

WOW, r317. You conveniently failed to mention those frozen crab cakes are part of my Real for Real QVC line.

by Anonymousreply 318June 2, 2020 9:51 AM

Wow...Okay...wow. I am the best friend to everyone. Just ask...okay...maybe...Archie, help me out. What's that? I should kill them all? Oh Archie, you are so sweet.

by Anonymousreply 319June 2, 2020 1:00 PM

Wow. Okay. I don't just show up to charities. I RUN CHARITIES! I'VE BEEN RUNNING CHARITIES SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!

by Anonymousreply 320June 2, 2020 1:12 PM

You're a regular Eleanor Roosevelt in a garter belt r320!

by Anonymousreply 321June 2, 2020 1:14 PM

R321 Wow...okay...wow..FUCK YOU YOU BITCH IT'S NOT EVEN MY CHARITY.

by Anonymousreply 322June 2, 2020 1:17 PM

OR my garter belt r322!

John! John! Where did this come from??

by Anonymousreply 323June 2, 2020 1:18 PM

R323 Wow. Okay, Little Miss 30-Year Old. You are NOT invited to see my daughters perform in their band.

by Anonymousreply 324June 2, 2020 1:35 PM

I weep r324.

by Anonymousreply 325June 2, 2020 3:17 PM

R325. Wow. Okay. You just sit there and cry while I storm off. I have in-laws who hate me that I have to avoid!

by Anonymousreply 326June 2, 2020 3:20 PM

You drove him to beat your ass r326!

by Anonymousreply 327June 2, 2020 3:23 PM

R327 Wow. Okay. You'll find out the truth. YOU'LL ALL FIND OUT THE TRUTH!

by Anonymousreply 328June 2, 2020 3:30 PM

r328 Shannon, you already revealed the truth when you called the police on David for beating your ass!

by Anonymousreply 329June 2, 2020 3:41 PM

I think she’s having a psychotic break. I once played a nurse on Suddenly Susan and I am married to a doctor so I have medical knowledge.

by Anonymousreply 330June 2, 2020 3:45 PM

R328 IT WASN'T EVEN MY CLOSET I WAS HIDING IN, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 331June 2, 2020 3:47 PM

R330 Your appearance on Hawaii Five-0 traumatized my daughters! I'm done. I'M DONE!

by Anonymousreply 332June 2, 2020 3:49 PM

It was a BDSM game, r331 ....

by Anonymousreply 333June 2, 2020 3:50 PM

R333. Wow. Okay. I'm getting in my pretend coffin now. I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 334June 2, 2020 3:53 PM

Whew, r334. Dodged a bullet.

by Anonymousreply 335June 2, 2020 3:57 PM

If Shannon is Francine Fishpaw, who is her Cuddles-Dr Moon or Archie?

And does the future Mrs Beador have cornrows?

by Anonymousreply 336June 2, 2020 4:01 PM

This thread is becoming a DL CLASSIC.

by Anonymousreply 337June 2, 2020 5:12 PM

R337 Wow. Okay. IT'S NOT EVEN MY THREAD, YOU BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 338June 2, 2020 5:55 PM

Shannon r338, your morning Seroquel is wearing off.

by Anonymousreply 339June 2, 2020 6:02 PM

Is she having a psychotic break? Do we need to call an ambulance?

by Anonymousreply 340June 2, 2020 6:19 PM

r314 I just realized that Shannon still follows a on Instagram. So either 1) John J. is servicing Eddie's hungry hole or 2) the whole "Shannon is ignoring me!!!" is totally staged by Tamrat

by Anonymousreply 341June 2, 2020 6:24 PM

I’m just trying to keep Shannon’s daughters from pole dancing in the future. That’s what happens when your parents are deranged. If Shannon keeps hanging out with Kelly Dodd the Beador girls will end up pulling a train like Kelly.

Instead of being applauded for my efforts I am being CRUCIFIED LIKE JESUS ON THE CROSS.

by Anonymousreply 342June 2, 2020 7:03 PM

MY KIDS CALLED YOU AUNT VICKI r342. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

by Anonymousreply 343June 2, 2020 7:09 PM

R343 Wow...okay..wow - SHE IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING OUR FUCKING AUNT YOU BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 344June 2, 2020 8:55 PM

Shannon, I simply despise you.

What a sow.

And those hoglet daughters.

Poor, poor, poor Archie.

by Anonymousreply 345June 2, 2020 9:01 PM

r345 Wow...okay...wow. CHILDREN ARE OFF LIMITS YOU FUCKING BITCH. My daughters are the next fucking Hansen!

by Anonymousreply 346June 2, 2020 9:03 PM

I found it hilarious how Shannon referred to David's mistress as the AFFAIR.

"If David ever talks to his affair again, I'm done!"

by Anonymousreply 347June 2, 2020 9:07 PM

Shannon, I despise you so much that I have broken the kids off limits rule.

Your daughters are Jabba The Huts crossed with the band Haim crossed with Seabiscuit..

And the picture, is not pretty!

Archie hates you.

by Anonymousreply 348June 2, 2020 9:16 PM

R347 Wow...okay...wow. THIS PERSON RUINED MY PERFECT LIFE AND SOILED MY KIDS. Now I just call her the bag of dicks.

by Anonymousreply 349June 2, 2020 9:16 PM

r348 - David Beador

by Anonymousreply 350June 2, 2020 9:17 PM

r350 Wow...okay...wow. WHO IS THAT PERSON? I DON'T RECOGNIZE HIM. I NEED TO DIE AGAIN SO HE CAN APOLOGIZE TO ME..DAAAVVVVIIIID>

by Anonymousreply 351June 2, 2020 9:20 PM

I pray everyday for this shrill harpie.

by Anonymousreply 352June 2, 2020 9:28 PM

Wow, r352. Wow. I'm already a Christian and I prayed that God would make me a better wife so David wouldn't cheat again or hit me anymore.

by Anonymousreply 353June 2, 2020 9:33 PM

David should’ve hit her harder

by Anonymousreply 354June 2, 2020 9:35 PM

Wow, r354. Are you SERIOUS? My husband DID NOT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! And he pleaded guilty to battery but there was NOTHING PHYSICAL and at least he never FAKED CANCER.

by Anonymousreply 355June 2, 2020 9:38 PM

r352 - Wow...okay...wow. AT LEAST MY BOYFRIEND'S HOLE IS NOT WRECK BY EDDIE'S CHORIZO SAUSAGE YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 356June 2, 2020 9:49 PM

R356 I'm really uncomfortable with your talk of homosexuality. I'm going home to pray and try and get pregnant by my Christian heterosexual husband before we work on our glitzy Orange County lifestyle magazine no one's ever heard of.

by Anonymousreply 357June 2, 2020 10:09 PM

r356 Wow..okay wow...Lydia. I didn't want to do this but I caught your husband pulling the padge to shirtless pictures of David.

by Anonymousreply 358June 2, 2020 10:51 PM

r358 Shannon, you should look into bearding.

by Anonymousreply 359June 2, 2020 11:20 PM

R358 I will pray for you, Shannon, even though you and me - it doesn't look like we're gonna be friends.

by Anonymousreply 360June 2, 2020 11:28 PM

WOW, r360. OK. I never wanted to be your friend!

by Anonymousreply 361June 2, 2020 11:53 PM

I'll be FRIENDS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 362June 3, 2020 12:46 AM

R362 I DON'T EVEN WANT ANY OF YOUR CRAPPY PURSES! I was carrying purses since before you were born, little miss 40-something! I'm done!

by Anonymousreply 363June 3, 2020 1:46 AM

I don’t know her.

by Anonymousreply 364June 3, 2020 1:56 AM

R364 Wow...okay...wow Jeff. THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING COFFEE TABLE YOU CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 365June 3, 2020 2:20 AM

Shannon r365, I think you'd benefit from daily visits to my office. Your bellybutton is communicating with the Hydra constellation and trying to convey your acute distress to the universe.

Kindly pay for entire month upfront.

by Anonymousreply 366June 3, 2020 9:25 AM

Mr. Janssen pings.

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by Anonymousreply 367June 3, 2020 12:43 PM

r367 Wow...okay...wow Tamara stop letting Eddie fuck my men okay? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 368June 3, 2020 1:47 PM

Ahh .... yes ....... I stopped r368

by Anonymousreply 369June 3, 2020 2:01 PM

r369 Wow...okay...wow...are you sure your heart can take it>? Should I send John over with some herbal remedies and CBD Oil?

by Anonymousreply 370June 3, 2020 3:54 PM

Where is this Fun Shannon I’ve heard about. This Shannon just shrieks obscenities at friends/cast members.

by Anonymousreply 371June 3, 2020 3:57 PM

Yes PLEASE r370!

by Anonymousreply 372June 3, 2020 4:09 PM

r371 WOW. OK. While I have your attention: I'm NOTHING like your mentally ill mother! IT'S NOT MY FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS BITCH!!

by Anonymousreply 373June 3, 2020 4:11 PM

r371 Wow...okay...wow. I AM FUCKING FUN SHANNON. EVERY FUCKING MOMENT IS FUN WITH ME. HOW DARE YOU EMILY YOU FUCKING CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 374June 3, 2020 5:23 PM

Simmer down, r374

by Anonymousreply 375June 3, 2020 5:26 PM

Hi Shannon!!

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by Anonymousreply 376June 3, 2020 7:35 PM

R376. Wow. Okay. THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR RING, YOU BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 377June 3, 2020 9:33 PM

I am 1000% convinced David picked an engagement ring that cost $150k - $200k as a giant FUCK YOU to Shannon - that's more than a year of alimony.

by Anonymousreply 378June 3, 2020 9:41 PM

R378 Wow. Okay, Meghan. AT LEAST MY HUSBAND DIDN'T LEAVE ME TO FUCK SOME LITTLE MISS 20-YEAR OLD AFTER I STUCK NEEDLES IN MYSELF TO TRY AND HAVE A BABY TO KEEP HIM!

by Anonymousreply 379June 3, 2020 10:59 PM

Shannon r379, need I remind you David was shacking up with a trailer trash ho-bag weeks after dumping your whiny ass?

by Anonymousreply 380June 3, 2020 11:31 PM

Are we friends or not? If not, I'm gonna start unblocking Alexis .....and then you'll be sorry!

by Anonymousreply 381June 4, 2020 1:56 AM

I’ve heard elderly women like Shannon lose their minds once menopause hits. She’s fat, dried up and of no biological use any longer.

by Anonymousreply 382June 4, 2020 5:54 AM

r382 Shannon lost her mind when teething hit, dear

by Anonymousreply 383June 4, 2020 8:32 AM

WOW, r382. You know what, Meghan? I'm not listening to a THIRTY YEAR OLD!! I have a rockin' hot bod, a successful QVC food line (check it out!), and friends who love me!!!!

I don't need reassurance from anyone!

John Janssen is here with me and he agrees that I am smart, beautiful, and successful!!

by Anonymousreply 384June 4, 2020 11:14 AM

DL fave Heather Dubrow weighs in!

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by Anonymousreply 385June 4, 2020 3:26 PM

Whoa, she’s still fat and insane .

by Anonymousreply 386June 4, 2020 3:33 PM

WOW.

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by Anonymousreply 387June 4, 2020 3:35 PM

r386 WOW. OK. Dr. Tim, I thought you were my friend.

John Janssen said to knock it off!

by Anonymousreply 388June 4, 2020 5:38 PM

I don't understand how ANYONE who has seen even a single episode of RHOC would willingly enter into a relationship with either Shannon or David.

But I suppose there really is a lid for every pot.

by Anonymousreply 389June 5, 2020 1:27 PM

R389 The opportunity for 15 minutes of fame is worth just about anything to some extremely thirsty people.

by Anonymousreply 390June 5, 2020 1:51 PM

r390 that's interesting. I've really never understood the desire to be famous for fame's sake.

I'm an academic and I would like to be famous - maybe that's not the right word - maybe respected in my field based on my writing and research alone. I dislike the cult of personality in academia (Avital Ronell, I'm looking at you)

by Anonymousreply 391June 5, 2020 2:08 PM

R391 Wanting to be famous and wanting to be respected in one's field are two very different things, and often diametrically opposed.

by Anonymousreply 392June 5, 2020 2:19 PM

r390 WOW. Okay. Are you kidding me? I dutifully mix a drink (and make it a double!) every time John Janssen asks me. We are NEVER thirsty.

And my drinks are a great way to wash down my QVC Real for Real food line.

by Anonymousreply 393June 5, 2020 2:50 PM

Wow, OP and everyone else on this thread. WOW. Okay. Now you've put horrendous lies about me out into the universe and you can't even apologize? Are you kidding me?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FUCKING RAGE, YOU FUCKING BITCHES!

by Anonymousreply 394June 7, 2020 10:09 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 395June 9, 2020 3:09 PM

Heather is one of those housewives that I found insufferable when she was on the show but really miss her presence now that she’s gone, like Bethenny or Phaedra.

by Anonymousreply 396June 9, 2020 3:12 PM

R396. Wow. Okay. This thread is about me, not Heather. SHE'S NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 397June 9, 2020 3:18 PM

r396 I feel the only thing that will save this crap fest is if Heather and Kelly are on it together.

Get rid of Gina and Emily (and her closeted troll / Mormon husband)

by Anonymousreply 398June 9, 2020 3:18 PM

Move it along, Toots r397!

by Anonymousreply 399June 9, 2020 3:41 PM

Wow. Okay. MALIBU COUNTRY ISN'T EVEN ON ANYMORE, YOU BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 400June 9, 2020 4:08 PM

If they brought these two on the show, I would tune in every week to see Shannon have multiple nervous breakdowns.

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by Anonymousreply 401June 9, 2020 4:31 PM

Yes, Shannon r400 ... Madame is the greatest star of them all.

by Anonymousreply 402June 9, 2020 4:46 PM

They should add Taylor Armstrong to this franchise she’s nuts and she’s Vicki’s neighbor in Coto

by Anonymousreply 403June 9, 2020 5:00 PM

That would be epic r403

Shannon and Taylor could exchange abuse stories

by Anonymousreply 404June 9, 2020 5:50 PM

MY HUSBAND DID NOT BEAT ME VICKI r404!!!

by Anonymousreply 405June 9, 2020 5:52 PM

Don't talk to me about getting beaten, Shannon! I'm like Jesus being nailed to the cross, unjustly accused!

by Anonymousreply 406June 9, 2020 6:07 PM

Wow, r406. I'm a devout Christian and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

by Anonymousreply 407June 9, 2020 6:32 PM

My prediction: Kelly Dodd gets fired, Tamrat and Heather return

by Anonymousreply 408June 10, 2020 11:52 PM

Tamrat and a need to do their own spinoff. It could center on building something from that crumbling gym. The oldest son is all fucked the fuck up, her kids hate her, Vicki is avail ( to pose as an Ethel) , that in it's self is enough storyboard to bring the cameras outta storage. Oh! and don't forget Heather as a special appearance posh foil. She's so parched she her tongue is swelling!

by Anonymousreply 409June 11, 2020 1:08 AM

WOW, r409. Okay. This thread is about ME and any RHOC spinoffs will feature ME, John Janssen, my daughter's band, and ARCHIE

by Anonymousreply 410June 11, 2020 9:04 PM

R410 Sorry, Shannon. Since you're so declasse as to not even wear a mask when you're out and not social distancing, I shun you from my high class circle of friends.

Oh, and I did an episode of Hawaii Five-0 that traumatized my children, but not as much as you and your crazy ex-husband traumatize yours.

by Anonymousreply 411June 11, 2020 9:21 PM

WOW, r411. Okay. I have a SERIOUS LUNG CONDITION.

And my kids are doing great. And the only traumatic thing that ever happened during my marriage is when you kicked me out of your house!

by Anonymousreply 412June 11, 2020 9:27 PM

Remember when she grabbed her huge belly at my party and screamed , “THIS IS STRESS!! THIS IS VICKI GUNVALSON!!”

What a lunatic

by Anonymousreply 413June 11, 2020 9:38 PM

R412 Kicking you out of my fabulous house was one of the best moments of my life! Besides, Terry and I were on our way to our in-home theater to watch my guest appearance on Malibu Country, and you weren't invited.

by Anonymousreply 414June 11, 2020 9:45 PM

She was such an embarrassment that season r413. Every time she met someone new she said, "My name is Shannon, I have gotten fat, and MY HUSBAND DOES NOT BEAT ME!!!"

by Anonymousreply 415June 11, 2020 9:45 PM

R415 Wow. Okay. You were at my barbecue and I DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 416June 11, 2020 10:15 PM

Do you trust David, r416?

by Anonymousreply 417June 11, 2020 10:22 PM

I'm coming back to the show, Shannon, and you're still now allowed in my house!

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by Anonymousreply 418June 11, 2020 11:25 PM

WOW, r418. Okay. At least John Janssen doesn't look like Scott Thorson after all the surgeries (unlike Terry!).

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by Anonymousreply 419June 11, 2020 11:30 PM

I totally see Shan and Heath teaming up and becoming a 'force' on that show. However, the current cast collectively seems below Heathers standing.

by Anonymousreply 420June 11, 2020 11:33 PM

Wow r420. Are you KIDDING me? She kicked me out of her home! No teaming up!

by Anonymousreply 421June 11, 2020 11:37 PM

R419 At least I have a husband. And children who aren't damaged.

by Anonymousreply 422June 11, 2020 11:39 PM

Okay, r422. WOW. Are you kidding me? David and I are great parents. He never beat me in front of the kids!

And also MY HUSBAND DID NOT BEAT ME!!!!

by Anonymousreply 423June 11, 2020 11:41 PM

R423 Enjoy your little TV dinner business, Shannon, dear. Meanwhile, Terry and I will enjoy sales of our own brand of prosecco and high end hand sanitizer, which we'll never sell to you, because you have lung damage.

by Anonymousreply 424June 11, 2020 11:45 PM

Okay, r424. Wow. It's Real for Real through QVC. Both delicious and low-calorie. And perfect for busy, successful, professional women LIKE ME!!

by Anonymousreply 425June 11, 2020 11:52 PM

R424 Professional hypochondriac and false head injury victim, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 426June 12, 2020 12:26 AM

Wow, r426. Okay. I had BLURRY VISION and a SPLITTING HEADACHE. Which NEVER happened when David totally didn't beat me!

by Anonymousreply 427June 12, 2020 12:29 AM

Yeah, well, I was in an overturned dune buggy, you STUPID CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 428June 12, 2020 12:31 AM

Such language, r428! So déclassé.

by Anonymousreply 429June 12, 2020 12:33 AM

R429 Oh, yeah? I have my own vitamin water that I sell at low budget entrepreneurial trade shows from a pop up booth. I'm a real live smart, brainy business woman, so you can just fuck off, you ugly pig!

by Anonymousreply 430June 12, 2020 2:21 PM

Wow, r429 and r430. Okay. Get out of my thread!!!!

by Anonymousreply 431June 12, 2020 10:17 PM

R431 Go stick a pot on your head and find me a mallet, you stupid cunt!

by Anonymousreply 432June 12, 2020 10:23 PM

r432 consider it done.

by Anonymousreply 433June 12, 2020 10:24 PM

R433 Are you KIDDING ME? You abused me and I had to hide in the closet! That's why now I have a LUNG CONDITION! Enjoy your little 30-year old girlfriend. Are you gonna take a video that shows your bare ass?!

by Anonymousreply 434June 12, 2020 10:30 PM

Enjoy QVC, r434, while I enjoy my $200K engagement ring, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 435June 12, 2020 10:42 PM

r435 Wow....okay...wow, Why don't you brag more about your ring while Black men are being killed on the streets? I am giving a percentage of a portion of a percentage of my profits to BLM and teaching Archie not to bite black people....anymore.

by Anonymousreply 436June 12, 2020 10:48 PM

[quote]I am giving a percentage of a portion of a percentage of my profits to BLM

So you're donating $5 r436?

by Anonymousreply 437June 12, 2020 10:51 PM

R437 Why don't you give ME a portion of your profits, since I've been mistreated more than any black person ever! I'm like Jesus being nailed to the cross!

by Anonymousreply 438June 12, 2020 10:53 PM

R437 Wow. Okay. Your husband cheated on you, too, bitch! THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT THE SHOW!

by Anonymousreply 439June 12, 2020 10:55 PM

Wow, r438. Okay. But did you ever have to hide from David in a closet?

by Anonymousreply 440June 12, 2020 10:56 PM

[This thread is CLASSIC DL and I am LOVING it]

by Anonymousreply 441June 12, 2020 11:02 PM

R440 No, but I had a MEDICAL ISSUE IN ICELAND! I HAD TO BE TAKEN AWAY ON A STRETCHER! LIKE JESUS ON THE CROSS!

by Anonymousreply 442June 12, 2020 11:07 PM

r442 WOW. Okay. Was this before or after you made me gain 40 lbs???

by Anonymousreply 443June 12, 2020 11:11 PM

R443 If you had just come to Cut Fitness, we could have helped you! Instead, we had to take fat Emily!

by Anonymousreply 444June 12, 2020 11:14 PM

Vicki and Tamra will just not let it go that they were fired.

by Anonymousreply 445June 12, 2020 11:16 PM

r444 Wow. Okay. You gaslit me for years BITCH!

And John Janssen says you're a bad influence!

by Anonymousreply 446June 12, 2020 11:17 PM

R445 I wasn't fired! I l left the show because I was really, really upset over my ex-husband's cancer! Or Eddie's a-fib! Or my daughter shunning me! Or my suicidal son! Or the fact that I couldn't enter a hot bod contest this year!

by Anonymousreply 447June 12, 2020 11:19 PM

Wow, r447. You're off the show, now get off my thread!

by Anonymousreply 448June 12, 2020 11:22 PM

r447 Wow..Okay,,,wow - I told you to go to my doctor for Eddie but you refused..that and he blew David,..

by Anonymousreply 449June 12, 2020 11:24 PM

Shannon is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

I took Shannon to McDonald's and she got stuck in the arches. I had to butter her thighs to get her out. I stood in front of her with a Twinkie and said, 'Come and GET IT.'

I took Shannon to Sea World. It was so embarrassing. Shamu the Whale jumps out of the water; she asks 'Does he come with fries?'

Mosquitoes see Shannon and scream, 'Buffet!'

Shannon pierced her ears and gravy ran out.

Shannon has more chins than a Chinese phone book

by Anonymousreply 450June 12, 2020 11:33 PM

Wow, r450. Okay. Have you been talking to David???

by Anonymousreply 451June 12, 2020 11:34 PM

R444 Leave me out of this. You know I'm only fat because I'm married to a gay Mormon who can't even stand to be in the same room as me.

by Anonymousreply 452June 12, 2020 11:37 PM

WOW, r452. What you doing on MY thread? Shouldn't you be attending to your kids, your troll, I mean, your husband, and your mentally ill mother?

by Anonymousreply 453June 13, 2020 12:20 AM

r453 SHE-HULK SMASH NOT FAT SHANNON!!

by Anonymousreply 454June 13, 2020 2:33 AM

r454 Wow..okay...wow Emily you really need to get off the carbs and the roids.

by Anonymousreply 455June 13, 2020 8:12 PM

r455 KEEP EATING, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 456June 13, 2020 9:03 PM

I'd like to shove the plate that wasn't yours down your gaping hag pie hole.

Oh by the way, John Janssen mounted me last night!!!

by Anonymousreply 457June 13, 2020 9:06 PM

Wow, r457. Okay. I don't think that's true because John Janssen spent the night here letting me emasculate him!

by Anonymousreply 458June 13, 2020 9:32 PM

r457 and r458 - you're BOTH wrong.

John Janssen spent the night servicing my hungry hole.

by Anonymousreply 459June 13, 2020 10:09 PM

Wow....okay...wow. None of you are correct. John was in Archie's crate. He was a bad boy and had to be punished.

by Anonymousreply 460June 14, 2020 2:56 PM

r460 Shannon, dear, please take your Seroquel-Geodon-Latuda-Klonopin cocktail, get off the computer, and stop making up lies about our "sex life"!

Everyone knows you hate sex.

by Anonymousreply 461June 14, 2020 9:21 PM

Wow..okay,,,wow THIS IS NOT EVEN MY KLONOPIN YOU FUCKING BITCH

by Anonymousreply 462June 14, 2020 9:45 PM

r462 Shannon, dear, if I do return to RHOC, do you think you could manage to be a little less EXHAUSTING?

by Anonymousreply 463June 14, 2020 9:53 PM

This poor fat cow called for a reservation to eat at Villa Blanca and I instructed the hostess to say no. The doorways aren’t wide enough and the floors not reinforced enough for someone of her....bulk.

by Anonymousreply 464June 14, 2020 10:14 PM

Wow, r464. Okay.

THAT ISN'T EVEN MY FUCKING FRANCHISE BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 465June 14, 2020 10:29 PM

If they bring Taylor to the OC, she should co-found a domestic violence survivors foundation with Shannon "I Start Charities" Beador

by Anonymousreply 466June 14, 2020 11:40 PM

R466 Wow. Okay. DAVID DIDN'T EVEN BEAT ME THAT BADLY, LITTLE MISS 30-YEAR OLD! I WAS UNINJURED ENOUGH TO RUN TO THE CLOSET!

by Anonymousreply 467June 14, 2020 11:43 PM

I HAVE PROOF, LIAR r467!

by Anonymousreply 468June 14, 2020 11:48 PM

Are you kidding me?! I tried to get your toothless, big-dicked boyfriend NATURAL CANCER TREATMENTS, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CANCER! I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 469June 14, 2020 11:50 PM

Good, r469. Get off MY show!

And when John Janssen beats your whiny ass, don't call me screaming for your life ... again!

by Anonymousreply 470June 14, 2020 11:54 PM

Wow. Okay. John never beat my ass! But Eddie fucked your son's!

by Anonymousreply 471June 14, 2020 11:56 PM

That will do, r470/r471!

by Anonymousreply 472June 14, 2020 11:59 PM

Wow, r44. That's NOT EVEN MY FUCKING PERSONALITY DISORDER BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 473June 15, 2020 12:05 AM

I wonder if Shannon has family members who have tried to get of her the show ... for her sake and her daughters' sake

by Anonymousreply 474June 15, 2020 10:17 PM

Tamrat calls for Kelly Dodd's firing

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by Anonymousreply 475June 17, 2020 9:22 PM

Who does one root for here. They’re all pieces of garbage.

by Anonymousreply 476June 17, 2020 9:33 PM

Wow, r476. Okay. This isn't even their fucking thread!

by Anonymousreply 477June 17, 2020 9:37 PM

R477 We all know you've called the police on black guys walking down the street of your RENTED HOUSE, you bitch!

by Anonymousreply 478June 17, 2020 10:03 PM

Wow, r478. Okay. I have only called the police on David because we had a VERBAL ARGUMENT, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 479June 17, 2020 10:05 PM

It's a good thing he's not black, BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE SHOT HIM!

by Anonymousreply 480June 17, 2020 10:08 PM

WOW, r480. Okay. That's not even my fucking prejudice, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 481June 17, 2020 10:09 PM

R481 At least you never went to a restaurant and summoned a black customer who you thought was the waiter!

by Anonymousreply 482June 17, 2020 10:16 PM

At least you didn't try to buy an 8 ball off of him r482 (like Kelly)

by Anonymousreply 483June 17, 2020 10:18 PM

R483 FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIG-FACED BITCH! I'M IN NEW YORK FUCKING A FOX NEWS STUD WHILE YOU GET BANGED IN THE OC BY A COP WITH PAST COMPLAINTS OF VIOLENCE!

by Anonymousreply 484June 17, 2020 10:20 PM

Wow, r484. Okay. GET OUT OF THE QUIET WOMAN AND GET OFF OF MY THREAD!

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by Anonymousreply 485June 17, 2020 10:35 PM

Sha' , Why don't I show you lil of the sumpin-sumpin I laid on Vickie and a ? Make a woman outta ya !

by Anonymousreply 486June 18, 2020 2:02 AM

Wow, r486. Okay. John's janssen is MORE than enough man for me!

by Anonymousreply 487June 18, 2020 9:03 PM

R487 Me, too. I'm still having trouble walking.

by Anonymousreply 488June 18, 2020 9:07 PM

Wow, r488. Okay. I only do STRAIGHT MISSIONARY and NOTHING KINKY.

by Anonymousreply 489June 18, 2020 9:09 PM

R489 Which is why you're still single. How do you think I got a wife...and afib?

by Anonymousreply 490June 18, 2020 9:14 PM

Wow, r490. Okay. I have John Janssen who is the GREATEST MAN of all TIME and who wrote me this completely understated yet sincere message for my birthday!

[quote]Our connection and chemistry are what people dream about. You are my person; the one I was meant to be with, the one that makes me feel whole. I started falling in love with you almost immediately and my love has grown ever stronger as our time together has flown by. I find myself thinking and wondering at times if this is real, how did I get so blessed? Then I look into your beautiful eyes and know it IS real and it is how our world should be. You are such an amazing woman and you surprise me every day. I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what. Then I met you; you are all of that and more. he timing was bad and made no sense to either of us or to any of our friends and family. I was not in the right frame of mind to meet anyone and was just trying to get my balance. You were not looking for a relationship, but rather were just spending time and having fun with friends after an emotional two years of ending your marriage. But once we were introduced something inside me knew that I had to talk to you. We started with encouraging texts that warmed my heart and then phone calls for hours that flowed so effortlessly and then came the group date. I took you and a friend of ours out to dinner. The night ended with you and I singing karaoke duets at the Elks club and then talking one on one until the Elks staff told us they needed to lock up. Since that night you and I have been inseparable, literally. I have never in my life spent so much concentrated time with anyone. I never tire of you, but rather thrive in your company. You are my best friend and the woman I can not live without. Happy birthday!!!!! I love you with all of my heart and soul. You are my forever and ever amen.

by Anonymousreply 491June 18, 2020 9:19 PM

R491 You forced him to write that at gunpoint, you fat, lying, pig bitch!

by Anonymousreply 492June 18, 2020 9:28 PM

Please, r492. Everyone knows she wrote it herself.

by Anonymousreply 493June 18, 2020 9:33 PM

Shannon reminds me of Betty Broderick. The same anger at being cast aside after getting fat , shrill and dried up; being replaced by an indifferent husband with someone young and vibrant.

I’m an expert on Betty because I auditioned to play one of the daughters in Betty Broderick::A Woman Scorned.

Shannon has that same menopausal , late in life lesbian rage that Meredith Baxter has. You know what I mean-too fat and angry to entice men so you take a dip in the lady pond as Andy Cohen says.

I’m so worried that Shannon will drive her Suburban through David’s bedroom window like Betty. It’s why I tried to have her committed to a facility by Terry at least twice.

by Anonymousreply 494June 18, 2020 11:43 PM

I always knew Shannon was a frigid suppressed lesbian bitch r494.

by Anonymousreply 495June 18, 2020 11:51 PM

The plot thickens! Kelly responds to Tamrat!

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by Anonymousreply 496June 19, 2020 9:36 PM

I still say Kelly should be transferred to NY so Dorinda can destroy her.

by Anonymousreply 497June 20, 2020 12:09 AM

Wow, r497. Okay. This thread is about ME and not KELLY "Fox News" DODD!

by Anonymousreply 498June 20, 2020 12:32 AM

R498 Bitch, you're boring. Go eat your fucking TV dinners.

by Anonymousreply 499June 20, 2020 11:19 AM

It actually is incredibly pathetic how Vicki and Tamra just can't accept they were let go.

Do they really think being this desperate on social media will garner them a return to the show?

by Anonymousreply 500June 20, 2020 2:45 PM

Wow..Okay...wow. Kelly Dodd. THAT IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING TV DINNER YOU BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 501June 20, 2020 3:35 PM

The only thing less “fun” than Fat Shannon is chemotherapy. She needs a good fuck. Call me Shannon, Girth Brooks will help you out.

by Anonymousreply 502June 20, 2020 5:53 PM

R502. Wow. Okay. You know I can't handle girth BECAUSE I HAVE A LUNG INFECTION!

by Anonymousreply 503June 20, 2020 5:55 PM

Daddy wants me to call Lesley “Mom.” Is that ok Mommy?

by Anonymousreply 504June 20, 2020 6:09 PM

R504 Are you KIDDING me?! That's it. I'm no longer subsidizing your rock band, and you're now forced to eat my shitty TV dinners every night for a month.

by Anonymousreply 505June 20, 2020 6:15 PM

Okay. I have a confession.

I found Brooks (the one with teeth) incredibly hot.

And the big penis reveal, made him even hotter.

What is wrong with me.?????

Oh, and Shannon- FUCK YOU. When you die I hope Archie eats your old fat carcass.

by Anonymousreply 506June 20, 2020 7:39 PM

r506 Wow...okay..wow. YOU KNOW I HAVE A VERY TINY VAGINA YOU FUCKING BITCH

by Anonymousreply 507June 20, 2020 7:58 PM

Funny, r506. I find David and his sociopath eyes extremely sexy.

You KNOW he throws a mean fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 508June 20, 2020 9:20 PM

R508- David does NOTHING for me!

And Shannon FUCKED THAT PIGFUCKER +multiple times+ to pop out an untalented version of the band HAIM???

Shannon, you are a sick FUCK and I suspect 2 of the 3 daughters like vagine.

And R508- I love you and forgive you for your questionable taste. David actually frightens me. He may throw a mean fuck, but then does he kill ya?

Brooks has that big thick penis, that balding Daddy thing, nice eyes, and that fake southern accent that I am a SUCKER for!

by Anonymousreply 509June 20, 2020 9:33 PM

Lol r509. No accounting for taste.

Apparently David has some weird S&M kinks (per DL ...)

I bet a billion dollars he's roughed up some hookers in his day.

by Anonymousreply 510June 20, 2020 9:36 PM

Hi Lesley Cook r504!!

by Anonymousreply 511June 20, 2020 9:37 PM

R510-

I used you to try to piss off Shannon, and that saddens me!

David (for his age) has a good body, he took care of his face, built up a business- cannot say much about him. I kind of understand the appeal.

And fuck, I clearly have some kind of taste-- in balding grifters who fake cancer!!!

by Anonymousreply 512June 20, 2020 9:44 PM

I can understand the Brooks appeal, r512. As person, I actually find him less odious than David.

by Anonymousreply 513June 20, 2020 9:50 PM

Wow, r512. Okay. I'm not pissed off so that was a fail you fucking bitch!!!

by Anonymousreply 514June 20, 2020 10:00 PM

R514- Shannon, Jesus HATES you.

by Anonymousreply 515June 20, 2020 10:06 PM

Shannon- Your cunt drips acid, Jesus HATES you, and your own parents discussed for YEARS why they didn't abort you, despite it being against their religion.

by Anonymousreply 516June 20, 2020 10:07 PM

WOW, r515 / r516. Okay. John Janssen says to knock it off!

by Anonymousreply 517June 20, 2020 10:11 PM

Shannon- John Janssen has a Microdick.

In fact, I heard on the OC streets that your gangrened and old lady clit, is bigger than his microdick!!

Thoughts, Shannon?

by Anonymousreply 518June 20, 2020 10:13 PM

Wow, r528. Okay. He is very well endowed!!!

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by Anonymousreply 519June 20, 2020 10:21 PM

I can't lie. I find this guy VERY attractive.

I'm gonna take him from you, Shannon!!!!!

Oh to be in a Brooks and John Janssen sandwich!!!!

by Anonymousreply 520June 20, 2020 10:32 PM

Wow, r520. Are you kidding me? John Janssen would never cheat on me!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 521June 20, 2020 10:38 PM

Wow..okay..wow. All of you need to take some tesnsion tamer tea and see my doctor because CLEARLY YOU CANNOT SEE!! DAVID IS A FUCKING MONSTER, MY DAUGHTERS ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL LIKE GIGI HADID AND JOHN HAS A HUGE THICK PENIS!! EDDIE EVEN SAYS SO YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!

by Anonymousreply 522June 20, 2020 10:40 PM

Something about Shannon makes fucking with her utterly irresistible.

This scene will never stop being funny to me.

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by Anonymousreply 523June 20, 2020 10:48 PM

That IS a great episode. R523. Once of OC's final classic episodes. Let's be real, this franchise (despite being the OG of it all) is pretty lackluster in many ways. But The Quiet Woman is a classic. And its all because of Sharon being such a harpy, fat, pig, cunt, and dumpy bitch!

by Anonymousreply 524June 20, 2020 10:57 PM

Love you, Sharon!

by Anonymousreply 525June 20, 2020 10:58 PM

I REALLY hope the real Shannon is aware of this thread!

by Anonymousreply 526June 20, 2020 11:00 PM

R519 Where hell are his EYEBROWS!!?? OMG!!

by Anonymousreply 527June 20, 2020 11:38 PM

Holy shit R527- I never noticed that!!!

He looks VERY hot in other pictures!

I was shocked that Shannon could get HOT DICK like that, until I realized that she doesn't enjoy dick!!

She enjoys her own misery!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 528June 20, 2020 11:45 PM

Trust me, r528. If he picked Shannon he has major issues. If Shannon picked him he is probably controlling or abusive in some way.

There is no way she'd abide someone who actually respected her.

by Anonymousreply 529June 20, 2020 11:52 PM

R529 Wow...Okay....Wow...HE IS NOT CONTROLLING YOU FUCKING BITCH..Oh sorry he said I should apologize. So sorry.

by Anonymousreply 530June 21, 2020 12:43 AM

ROT IN HELL SHANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 531June 21, 2020 12:45 AM

r531 Wow...Okay..Wow. You can benefit from my frozen meals. Watch for .me on QVC

by Anonymousreply 532June 21, 2020 12:46 AM

Shannon r530 you were so easy to manipulate, control, gaslight, and abuse that our marriage got very boring very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 533June 21, 2020 12:48 AM

LICK MY CUNT SHANNON! I wouldn't give your FROZEN MEALS to a DEAD BODY or a LIVE DOG!!!!!!! Can you please ROT???? Fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 534June 21, 2020 12:48 AM

r534 = Lesley Cook

by Anonymousreply 535June 21, 2020 12:50 AM

Christ, I hate Shannon so much that I just WW'ed fake David!!!! We love you David!!!

Shannon is a hag, pig, and CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 536June 21, 2020 12:50 AM

Wow, r536. Okay. Are you serious? I had to hide from David in a closet because he was beating me!!!

by Anonymousreply 537June 21, 2020 12:54 AM

Oh my god, I love our DL Shannon, so much. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Real Shannon- I hope you die.

by Anonymousreply 538June 21, 2020 1:00 AM

Wow, r538. Okay. Are you serious? On days I take both Geodon and Seroquel there is no "DL Shannon" and "Real Shannon" - there is just SHANNON!

by Anonymousreply 539June 21, 2020 1:03 AM

Shannon- Please fuck yourself and die?

by Anonymousreply 540June 21, 2020 1:31 AM

r540 Wow...okay...wow. THAT'S NOT EVEN MY FUCKING DILDO YOU BITCH

by Anonymousreply 541June 21, 2020 2:47 AM

A dildo is the only thing getting stuffed into that dried up old hole, you old menopausal HAG.

by Anonymousreply 542June 21, 2020 4:10 AM

R542 Wow...okay...wow, Kelly. I thought we moved past this. THAT IS NOT EVEN MY DILDO YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 543June 21, 2020 1:43 PM

So NOW, Tamrat is supporting Sha,non( Oh, wait thats the Watts bitch) Shannon, I mean,..saying she's good for TV. Looks like Shannon and Tamrat had a storyline meeting over cocktails and tappas.

by Anonymousreply 544June 21, 2020 7:07 PM

Wow, r544. Okay. Are you kidding me? I'm currently busy engulfing John Janssen and have no space in my calendar for Tamrat!!

by Anonymousreply 545June 21, 2020 9:51 PM

I'm making you more than you'd ever be without me!

by Anonymousreply 546June 21, 2020 10:19 PM

During the last season they were married, David looked like he wanted to kill Fat Shannon. There’s a scene where he’s shoving potato chips into his mouth in front of her while she brays about the struggle of weight loss. She’s lucky she didn’t end up like Shannen Watts.

by Anonymousreply 547June 21, 2020 10:23 PM

Wow. Okay. WOW. Are you kidding me r546? I don't need ANYONE'S support. I am an INDEPENDENT WOMAN. Isn't that right, John? John?!!

by Anonymousreply 548June 21, 2020 10:24 PM

I'm sure he's stuffed a dead hooker or two into the cement of an overpass on the 5 r547

You know those construction workers.

by Anonymousreply 549June 21, 2020 10:27 PM

It's the goat eyes ... I wouldn't get into a car alone with him. ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 550June 21, 2020 10:41 PM

Wow, r550. Okay. He never beat me in the car!!

by Anonymousreply 551June 21, 2020 10:44 PM

r551 Wow...okay...wow - I am not a Victim, I am a survivor, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP! I AM THE BEYONCE NOW BITCHES.

by Anonymousreply 552June 21, 2020 11:07 PM

r552 Shannon! Get off the desktop! Medication time!

by Anonymousreply 553June 21, 2020 11:17 PM

r552 Wow...okay...wow THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING MACBOOK YOU BITCH

by Anonymousreply 554June 21, 2020 11:38 PM

Can you imagine how their daughters feel having these two for parents?

I feel sorry for them.

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by Anonymousreply 555June 21, 2020 11:44 PM

Wow...okay...wow - Heather. I AM ASKING YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MARRIAGE. I DON"T TALK ABOUT THE MEN TERRY GETS FUCKED BY.

by Anonymousreply 556June 22, 2020 3:16 AM

Last I heard it was DAVID that wanted a strap on. I guess begging nagged to death by a fat menopausal cow like you wasn’t enough domination for him.

by Anonymousreply 557June 22, 2020 4:36 AM

I bet Terry would give his ass up to a...or has.

by Anonymousreply 558June 22, 2020 6:44 AM

r557 Wow..Okay..Wow. Vicki, you should be the last person to talk about their men taking it up the ass,,,cough,,BROOKS,,,cough..STEVE...cough...DON.

by Anonymousreply 559June 22, 2020 4:51 PM

The reason I was uncomfortable at Hamburger Marys-besides the godless sodomites and my stupid Charlie Chaplin costume-was seeing hulking, shrieking Shannon dressed as a man. She was too good at the part. She’s just not feminine.

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by Anonymousreply 560June 22, 2020 5:12 PM

Deep down, Shannon must know her daughters are going to seek out creeps like David.

by Anonymousreply 561June 22, 2020 9:09 PM

I would never miss an episode of RHOC if they added Lesley Cook to the cast (and of course kept Shannon). Please let this happen. Between Lesley and Shannon, and Lesley and Kelly, it would be reality TV GOLD.

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by Anonymousreply 562June 22, 2020 9:14 PM

Tam and Vic have already been spotted with Les having tequila shots at Tom Tom before going to Lisa's to meet up with Project Runway and Queer Eye producers for a spinoff Executively Produced by Heather and Terry. Andy has not been cc'd on any of their emails and that's by design.

by Anonymousreply 563June 22, 2020 9:44 PM

David strikes me as a major coke head.

by Anonymousreply 564June 22, 2020 9:58 PM

Meghans's ex-husband, whatshisname, has had some work done and makes me want to bombard him with constant presentations of my hole! He looks beyond fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 565June 22, 2020 10:05 PM

Wow, r565. Okay. HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW ANYMORE. And neither is little miss 30-something.

by Anonymousreply 566June 22, 2020 10:22 PM

Wow...okay...wow I START CHARITIES MEGAN..

by Anonymousreply 567June 22, 2020 10:47 PM

I'm sure you're charitable, Shannon dear r567. After all, you're servicing John Janssen on the regular.

I'm charitable too. But try not to think about me riding David all night long.

by Anonymousreply 568June 22, 2020 10:52 PM

Wow...Okay..Wow Leslie get used to this phrase, DUCK!

by Anonymousreply 569June 22, 2020 10:56 PM

Shannon r569, YOU EXHAUST ME.

How did David do it??

by Anonymousreply 570June 22, 2020 11:28 PM

John Janssen has really strong family values!

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by Anonymousreply 571June 23, 2020 10:21 AM

Apparently, John "family values" Janssen's divorce was particularly contentious. It dragged on for five years, and he eventually gained sole custody of their three children. At one point the court ordered there was to be "no corporal punishment" of the children.

I gather he has a penchant for crazy women.

by Anonymousreply 572June 23, 2020 10:50 AM

I would like to add at r571 ... this is one of the things that irritates me the most about Shannon. Why can't she just be happy in a relationship? Why does she have to scream I AM SO HAPPY!!!!! all the time? Doesn't she realize all her oversharing diminishes things a bit? She all but admitted seeking fan approval about her love life in the linked video. She is close to 60. I could excuse this nonsense if she were still in her 20s, but she has daughters who are almost adults. A great example she sets.

She really must be the most insecure housewife in the history of the show. It't not endearing or entertaining. It's sad and rather pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 573June 23, 2020 1:39 PM

R573 Wow. Okay. I'M NOT OVERSHARING THE RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE OF MY LIFE EVER! AND I'M THE BEST MOTHER EVER AND MY DAUGHTERS WILL ONLY BE MILDLY DRUG ADDICTED AND ALCOHOL DEPENDENT! Okay. I'm done. I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 574June 23, 2020 1:42 PM

Shannon r574, please. You did you same thing with David ... the "WE ARE SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!" tour when he was beating your ass and having BDSM threesomes with couples

by Anonymousreply 575June 23, 2020 1:45 PM

Wow.okay..wow THESE ARE NOT EVEN MY FUCKING BRUISES YOU FUCKING BITCH

by Anonymousreply 576June 23, 2020 2:03 PM

r576 Shannon I hope "reaD Between These lines" refers to DBT, because lord knows you need it

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by Anonymousreply 577June 23, 2020 3:01 PM

Wow. Okay. You took me and our homely, untalented daughters to a GODDAMN SALOON FOR MY BIRTHDAY! I'm done. I'm done. I'm in a relationship with the best, sexiest, minimally violent man ever! So have fun with your Little Miss 30-year old!

by Anonymousreply 578June 23, 2020 3:03 PM

r578 Shannon, you're a DSM diagnosis unto itself.

by Anonymousreply 579June 23, 2020 3:23 PM

R579 Wow. Okay. Don't look now, Dr. Terry, but your wife KNOWS YOU FUCK AROUND ON HER. Unlike me, who has THE MOST STABLE AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP ON EARTH WITH THE HOTTEST MAN ON EARTH WHO WOULD NEVER HIT ME VERY HARD.

by Anonymousreply 580June 23, 2020 3:25 PM

r580

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by Anonymousreply 581June 23, 2020 3:28 PM

Wow...okay...wow. FUCK YOU FANCY PANTS AND YOUR JEW CHILDREN

by Anonymousreply 582June 23, 2020 3:35 PM

Shannon and John did a Facebook video together a few months ago (which I can't link; thanks Muriel!!)

He came across as rather cocky and pleased with himself. I found him annoying and I'm curious how he'll be portrayed on the show.

by Anonymousreply 583June 23, 2020 3:36 PM

WOW, r583. Okay. Are you serious? John Janssen is the humblest man I've ever met!! If you ask him to describe himself, he will gladly tell you how humble and modest he is.

And he is especially humble when he's pointing out the errors of my ways to me!!!

by Anonymousreply 584June 23, 2020 5:31 PM

r584 Your grammar was terrible in that post. I am angry now.

by Anonymousreply 585June 23, 2020 6:09 PM

Wow, r585. Okay. But please don't be mad at me, okay? I'm sorry! I'll try harder!

by Anonymousreply 586June 23, 2020 6:11 PM

R586 You can make it up to me by posting a Tik Tok extolling my virtues and your total devotion to me. But don't let your homely daughters participate in it. I want lots of views.

by Anonymousreply 587June 23, 2020 7:07 PM

Wow, r587. Okay. Are you kidding me? I will need you to give much more specific directions because I don't want to make a mistake and make you angry!!

by Anonymousreply 588June 23, 2020 7:18 PM

R587 Wow....okay...wow YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE TIK TOK MOVING VIDEO SCARES ME.

by Anonymousreply 589June 23, 2020 7:23 PM

It's so clear Shannon's "John has very strong family values" comment means "John is a man and I will defer to him in everything."

She is as transparent as cellophane.

by Anonymousreply 590June 23, 2020 7:27 PM

Wow, okay. Almost six hundred replies?

Time for a new thread, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 591June 23, 2020 7:39 PM

R589 Just look up your daughters diddling themselves on Tik Tok to learn all you need to know, you fat pig.

by Anonymousreply 592June 23, 2020 7:40 PM

WOW, r592. THOSE AREN'T MY FUCKING DAUGHTERS YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 593June 23, 2020 8:16 PM

I don't like Kelly's veneers. They are too fake looking and too big.

They always bother me.

by Anonymousreply 594June 25, 2020 1:22 AM

My boobs are also too fake and too big and they bother me.

by Anonymousreply 595June 25, 2020 1:29 AM

Did Vicki ever actually have multiple partners in her life? I bet no.

by Anonymousreply 596June 25, 2020 1:30 AM

Is Tamra coming back to the show?

by Anonymousreply 597June 25, 2020 1:33 AM

nope

by Anonymousreply 598June 25, 2020 1:36 AM

you know what's coming back?

by Anonymousreply 599June 25, 2020 1:37 AM

THESE TITTIES!

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