End It Once And For All: Which Male Celebrity Has The Best Ass?

Ross

Ryan Phillipe c. 1999

R2 I see your Ryan Phillipe c. 1999 and raise you Ryan Phillipe c. 2014.

Welp, this thread fell quickly.

Meloni. trust.

Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom's ass on OZ. A thing of beauty.

R6 Bloom’s ass looks so slappable. And Meloni can sit on my face (after a nice long shower of course).

While we’re on the subject of Oz, I’ll cast my vote for Lee Tergesen.

R8 Another one of Lee.

R8 Some more Lee.

R8 Some more Lee.

David Caruso

R12 Did he ever even show his ass in anything? I can’t remember.

Rick Schroder

R13 I was completely kidding but I'm pretty sure he had his bare ass exposed on NYPD Blue.

Patrick Gibson from The OA

R16 A more up close look at Paddy’s “assets”.

Jake

R18 I was gonna say Jake as well.

Matt Damon.

Sam Elliot in the 70's

Don't know how it's holding up now, but it was beautiful in the day.

Dominic Cooper in The Devil’s Double. Mmm.

Butt bump

Ass.

Justin

R25, his ass is flat.

Little Joe

Ryan Phillipe in Catch Hell has pert, perfectly rounded and presented ass.

R28 True. It’s a shame they never went through with the sodomy scene.

Fred Dryer

Kyle MacLachlan

Dennis Quaid

DL fave Justin Owen.

Many of these are flat asses.

As are you, R33.

Jonathan Groffs ass in those khakis in Mindhunter👍

Meloni’s is the only white-guy ass that sticks out in this competition

Matt

[quote] Meloni’s is the only white-guy ass that sticks out in this competition

He’s white?

R35 Jonathan Groff’s ass in Mindhunter.

McConaughey

DAvid Morrissey

Same r33. I don't know why some of these guys with unremarkable flattish butts are being named.

Scott Caan in "Varsity Blues" is in the ass hall of fame. When I saw that as a gayling it shook me to my core for reasons I didn't understand.

Another vote for Dominic Cooper -- don't know how a pasty Brit got a booty like that!

Who’s that at R44?

.........

Emmanuel. Trust me.

R45 It looks like Matt Damon.

R45 - I didn't think "The Damon Butt" (as a classic DL thread once put it) needed to be identified.

C'mon, dudes. I'm seeing some really pedestrian asses in this thread. Sorry, Matt, but here's some sweet stuff.

R50 GOD YES!! Another vote for Kit!

R50 YES!! Kit has the best ass, hands down.

I don’t get the love for Kit’s ass. It’s not that big or round.

Arnold

Arnold

I think Sam Elliot's ass looks the best out of all these. With Ryan Phillppe as a close second. You just want to bite into both of those.

R56 - Yes. I like the doughy quality in that pic of Sam upthread. I could knead those cheeks for hours.

Best of all time belongs to Paul Mecurio by a country mile.

No other ass captured in cinema can top it.

Van Damme circa 1990

Van Damme

R53 - you want big and round?

R61 = thread killer

I vote for Ryan Kwanten.

R63 Ryan wins this thread.

17 pictures of Christopher Meloni's winning butt. Number 2 wins it for me.

R63, without a doubt.

No one ever had a better ass than Joey Lawrence

Why Joey Lawrence, R67?

R66 Ah, the things I would do to that spankable australian ass.

Ryan’s ass seems rather flat.

R70 Really? Ryan’s ass is flat and Trudeau’s isn’t?

Both are, R71.

don’t let this thread die, celebrity asses are surprisingly neglected on the dl.

Per R66- Am I the only one who is repeatedly surprised at how watery ass-fat appears when spanked or slapped?

I always assume it’s gonna be way more “firm” than jiggly.

Sly

Does Beckham still count as a celeb?

Justin Trudeau

DL's favorite bubble butt, Ms Henry Cavill

John Cena

R76 Actors, sports stars, and social media personalities are all fair game.

Alex O'Loughlin

R78, is that from The Tudors?

Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Bump.

Jimmy McNichol

Ben Browder.

I hadn’t thought of Ben Browder or how as in a long time. I remember when there used to be threads dedicated to his ass here.

Has Ben ever shown it naked?

Another vote for Justin Owen.

Another vote for Justin Owen.

R88, if he has it must be in an obscure movie I haven't yet seen.

DL fave Nicholas Clay:

R78 Here's a better pic.

Or this one.

It's a shame that Cavill hasn't shown his naked ass since 'The Tudors'.

How come?

Cellulite. No joke.

We'll see his ass again when his Netflix show comes out r95.

[quote]End It Once And For All

God, you’re a tard.

Mark-Paul

[quote] Cellulite. No joke.

Cavill has cellulite? What, precisely, does his ass look like now?

Ah yes, so edible.

Aaron Johnson's butt always surprises me, he's so slim otherwise

Nathan Fillion had a nice round rump back in the day.

More Schroder ass.

R97, has it been reported that Cavill is doing nudity on a Netflix show?

R105 One of the producers did confirm that there was sex and nudity on the show but didn't say who was involved. Henry is the lead so one can assume. I hope he does. He looked amazing in The Tudors.

Henry's naked ass on 'The Tudors':

Fillion’s ass was a thing of beauty; wow!

America's Ass

The dad and the brother from that old show "Blossom".

This brother from Blossom?

Hot!

So far Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the winner for me. I like muscular, sculpted butts.

And I like the small tight ones. It's great that there is an ass for every taste!

R114-THAT’S your version of “small” and tight??

It’s not big and plump like some of these, but if you’re into tight little twinks, Tom holland’s tight little butt.

2006 era McConaughey patrick wilson aaron Johnson the rock Cavill

agreed about Groffs ass in Mindhunter. Actually his ass has been fucking nice since Spring Awakening

Maybe this is better, R 115.

David Bradberry from Below Deck.

OP, here's the interview where Alex Pettyfer revealed to Chelsea Handler that he is circumcised:

It's at about 20:10 - 20:30:

Oh fuck YES, R119! 🔥

Who is that at R119?

Looks like one of the guys from Bel Ami.

Butt bump.

Is the title from a Buzzffed staffer????

Charlie.

Dominic West. I think he's painfully sexy for a slew of other reasons, but his ass is 10/10 as far as I'm concerned. I want to be inside it.

Richard Simmons

R126,

Charlie's butt is more spectacular here.

Sorry.

Bump.

Why are people posting porn stars? Is it possible to have a hot celebrity thread here WITHOUT some dime-a-dozen G4P douche spreading his ass cheeks?

Finn Cole

I don't get the love for Tom Holland's ass. It doesn't look particularly big or round.