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Tom Cruise's penis

Is it big? Small?

Who has had it?

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by Anonymousreply 35September 14, 2019 3:31 AM

Shows it in "All the Right Moves", looks normal.

by Anonymousreply 1September 2, 2019 10:57 AM

Normal as in uncut?

by Anonymousreply 2September 2, 2019 1:19 PM

I saw it and I thought it was HUGE

by Anonymousreply 3September 2, 2019 1:39 PM

Normal as in not down to his knees the size queens here expect from celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 4September 2, 2019 1:40 PM

the man with the most average penis on the planet-- which is why he is the way her is.

by Anonymousreply 5September 2, 2019 1:40 PM

Duh, the penis shown in All the Right Moves was not Tom's, it was his stunt double's.

by Anonymousreply 6September 2, 2019 1:53 PM

It was Tom's. The camera panned down from his face to his dick, before CGI. It's cut, and average, but not bad at all.

by Anonymousreply 7September 2, 2019 1:58 PM

R7, did you watch the movie? I did not pan, there is a cut.

by Anonymousreply 8September 2, 2019 2:02 PM

[quote]Normal as in uncut?

No. His parents loved him enough to have him not grow up with a smegmatron.

by Anonymousreply 9September 2, 2019 2:12 PM

Judge for yourself.

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by Anonymousreply 10September 2, 2019 2:31 PM

Who cares? The unsexiest man alive because he tries so hard to be sexy.

by Anonymousreply 11September 2, 2019 2:33 PM

It is a HUGE and manly penis! It has entered many of the most desireable vaginas known to man!

by Anonymousreply 12September 2, 2019 2:42 PM

I had a gif (pre-animated) of a naked, hard Tom Cruise, two decades and several computers ago. It was a nice, normal, six-incher that jutted up about twenty degrees from his groin with not a bit of curvature. No anteater hood, either. This was before the uncuts started cutting up everywhere they went.

by Anonymousreply 13September 2, 2019 2:46 PM

[quote]Duh, the penis shown in All the Right Moves was not Tom's, it was his stunt double's.

Ahhh yeah, it's him. You are the first to suggest it wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 14September 3, 2019 12:26 AM

R8 is right about the cut. As her top/bra is coming off they cut to a man's torso. It could be Tom or a double. After the flash of penis, it cuts back to Tom.

by Anonymousreply 15September 3, 2019 12:39 AM

Smaller than a vienna sausage.

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by Anonymousreply 16September 3, 2019 12:42 AM

Tom Cruise was not a star, he had no power to insist on a double. With the combo of "All The Right Moves" and "Risky Business" released months apart, Then he became a star.

by Anonymousreply 17September 3, 2019 1:05 AM

It’s big

by Anonymousreply 18September 3, 2019 1:20 AM

I heard it's striped like a candy cane.

by Anonymousreply 19September 3, 2019 1:22 AM

It is an ENORMOUS ANACONDA.

by Anonymousreply 20September 3, 2019 1:27 AM

Teeny weeny

- Nicole

by Anonymousreply 21September 3, 2019 1:33 AM

R9 - the fact that you assume uncut penises are smeggy speaks volumes about your own personal hygiene. That, or you’ve slept with some really rotten men. Filthy cunt! x

by Anonymousreply 22September 3, 2019 1:35 AM

I bet his thetan-laced cum is as chunky and delicious as a quart of mayo left in the sun for a week

by Anonymousreply 23September 3, 2019 1:38 AM

R23 has a beautiful way with words. x

by Anonymousreply 24September 3, 2019 1:39 AM

I heard that John Travolta begged him to fuck him and when Tom dropped his drawers, John said, "Ah, sorry" and then giggled and walked way, FAST.

by Anonymousreply 25September 4, 2019 4:47 PM

Travolta doesn't have to beg anyone for dick.

by Anonymousreply 26September 5, 2019 10:19 PM

It's short and thick, just like him!!!

by Anonymousreply 27September 5, 2019 11:43 PM

YUMMERS

by Anonymousreply 28September 12, 2019 11:08 AM

It’s stuck to Tom Cruise.

Nobody cares.

by Anonymousreply 29September 12, 2019 11:20 AM

Meh...

by Anonymousreply 30September 12, 2019 11:23 AM

[quote]No. His parents loved him enough to have him not grow up with a smegmatron.

His father fucking hated him and beat the shit out of him on the regular.

by Anonymousreply 31September 12, 2019 1:51 PM

r26

He doesn't have to but he LIKES to.

by Anonymousreply 32September 12, 2019 2:49 PM

It's about the size of a cake cone. You can get two dainty dollops worth of cream out of it, non gay flavoured of course.

by Anonymousreply 33September 12, 2019 3:32 PM

[quote]It's about the size of a cake cone.

What the hell is a cake cone?

by Anonymousreply 34September 12, 2019 3:46 PM

OMG R34 - get a clue... Don't you know your cones? I like to eat half of my ice cream in a cake cone, then bite off the bottom and suck the rest of the ice cream through it like a tube.

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