Anderson Needs Dick

Yuck.

Grotesque.

FUG!

My eyes are vomiting

Three days ago.

Why is he taking photos of himself while he clearly is nursing migraines?

He's hungry for the Wolf

Is it an Illuminati signal??

He gone wilding with 10 days beard growth.

Anderson needs to close his mouth and stop looking like a rat. When he starts opining his attractiveness level starts going down

It’s got Excedrin written all over it!

But why?

Well, at least he's through grieving. Apparently.

Why would he post a pic like that?

Ever since he came out, he has gotten insufferable. I never felt that way about him before. Also, his friendship with Andy Cohen reminds me of Mean Girls for some reason. Annoying.

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Because Andy is a mean girl and by associating so closely with him, Anderson has destroyed his journalistic credibility. He launched a cash-cow road show to travel the country and pick up backstage tricks with Andy. We now know our newsman is into inane Housewives and other brain-eating Bravo reality shows.

Does Anderson tape his show at Hudson Yards now? They moved our offices there a few months ago but I've yet to see him or Jake or Don anywhere in the building.

One of our secretaries claimed she saw him once around lunchtime a few months ago but that's about it.

“Ever since he came out, he has gotten insufferable. I never felt that way about him before.”

He hasn’t changed. You just stopped liking him once he came out of the closet. Most gays absolutely hate other gays but lust for straight and closeted guys.

I accidentally misread the title as “Anderson’s needle dick.”

I’m just stumped over the posturing. It seems like he thinks putting his hand or his forearm looks sexy, maybe to show off his biceps or something? Maybe it’s something his mom taught him to do when he was a child model? So odd.

Is he depressed? He looks sad and burned out.

R21 When Andy told Anderson he wanted to drain him, Anderson had no idea what Andy had in mind.

Yeah he's had his 15 mins of fame. Bye now.

He’s really unfortunate looking.

This is fascinating. Two years ago and longer every post about Cooper on her was “He is so hot!!” Now everyone is calling him unattractive. Is it age or Botox or perceptions of his personal life?

R25 probably a combination of all 3. It is a weird and unflattering angle on his translucent skin though, crusty facial hair and dead eyes too.... why are all these photos exactly the same? People who take the same selfie over and over and keep uploading them reek of narcissism.

So Victor the attention whore doctor is out of the picture?

Am I the only one in here thinking that he needs therapy in order to learn how to cope with his mum having passed away

He clearly looks depressed.

I think his silver scruff looks nice, interesting.

Keep it, Anderson.

I think Anderson is a good looking guy, but I think he'd look much better if he had a little work done on his eyes. Those heavy lids are off putting.

I think he should always deliver the news with his hand on top of his head since he appears so comfortable in that position.

He looks a bit Oriental, no?

IDk, honestly, I think even if he put a bag over his head I wouldn’t. I find his personality so off-putting.

He does need to show off those fabulous shoulders, doesn’t he?

With momma gone he's out of control

I never thought he was hot and guys with silver hair are my thing.

Jesus, how long before he goes full Aaron Schock and posts a photo of himself pulling his buttcheeks open?

Ditto with R36. He never was hot, just the opposite if he had no fame or wealth to his name you all would have been calling him a wet rat looking guy in his mothers basement. He hasn't changes, its you guys who praised him that have. Shallow Bitches!

R32 has triggered me. RUGS are oriental! People are Asian!!!!

What happened to his muscles? His huge and strong chest? He's all shriveled up...he needs to work out.

His mama had the same look. Eurasian or something.

Can’t he have his eyes lifted? The slit-eyes make him look Asian.

R39 needs a dictionary.

Now that Gloria is dead he's free to become Andy Cohen.

Anderson Needs Eyelashes

Maybe some eyelid wigs?

Does he think lying on his back makes his face look younger? It makes him look like a lizard.

How can a grown man not grow a decent beard after 10 days?

I have a full beard now, but I barely need to shave at age 30. Some men continue to develop secondary sexual characteristics well after puberty.

Stop Anderson. I like to watch your show but now you're making me think you're a psycho. There's been studies on men who post selfies all the time. Essentially their nutcases.

He did a DNA ethicity test on a PBS show and they told him his father is part native central or south American (Peruvian? Panamanian? I don’t remember.)

Maybe that explains the asiatic eyes and the hairlessness. He was excited by the results obviously because he has a Latino fetish and it probably makes himself more turned on by himself.

I bet Anderson knows when to use 'their' properly.

Anderson looks bald in OP’s picture

I wouldn’t say no, he has a decent body and lots of money. I love it when people criticize someone on how much facial hair they have. You realize this is completely genetic and you’re essentially being a RACIST? Are you guys destitute, fat, hairy bears with small dicks? Sounds like it.

FFS, if you read his post he says that he has been travelling around the world and back in the last week and is exhausted. He is probably taking the pictures on his jet with the seat reclined. Your blatant envy and pettiness is entertaining however.

He’s lying around shirtless on a jet? Is he flying with Epstein or what?

He's so damn sexy

You Sir owe us an apology! R47

For everyone raving about Cooper's body: you must have a thing for albino pocket gays. I have seen Cooper dozens of times in passing, inlcuding my gym (guess which one).

He's short, for one: taller than Andy Cohen, but much shorter and more slightly built than he appears on TV. Muscles? For all the time and dollars spent on personal training, he has the mass and definition of a really athletic teenage girl (okay, maybe a teenage boy).

He is also the same color as Elmer's glue. Whiter than whiter than white. Paste. Perhaps that's a turn-on to some of you.

So he's shorter than his billed height of 5'10"?

I'm just over 5'10", R60: there's no way he's more than 5'8", if that. As I said, he's so slight that it makes him look even shorter in person.

"Pinched" is another word that comes to mind. There's nothing feminine about him, but he does not radiate alpha-maleness. Not even a little.

The next year he is going to go a little off the rails. After losing his mother, to whom he was so close and was such an outsized personality, it would be weird if he didn’t do some weird things and throw away old cautions and social expectations. He should get some hot young Hispanic guy(s) and go wild. Life is short - and a mothers death is a reminder that you are next.

[quote]FFS, if you read his post he says that he has been travelling around the world and back in the last week and is exhausted.

Well then, what better time for a selfie to post on Instagram for the world to see?

Is he a journalist or is he Cher?

He and Don Lemon should host New Year’s Eve together and get drunk as fuck.

They hate each other.

Anderson is due for a really embarrassing marriage to someone much younger and hotter than him, followed by an acrimonious and expensive divorce.

I hear Colton Haynes is single

Why does his skin look so tight?

R18, I never thought he was attractive at all. Not ugly, just wasn't my type. Ever since he's come out, he seems less like a journalist and more like a celebrity.

Ipecac!!

[quote] He and Don Lemon should host New Year’s Eve together and get drunk and fuck

Fixed that one for you R65.

And Don Lemon is way more attractive and likeable than Cooper.

Old and doughy. He‘s done.

Anderson was hot was he was a closeted cnn reporter. Now helots like his body produces too much estrogen.

R70 no, Don Lemon has a moon face, so unhot.

But at least he doesn't look like a sphinx cat mixed with a chihuahua (unlike Cooper).

Is his cock cut?

I find it sad when any gay man, especially of a certain age posts photos of himself in the most cliche of gay poses. Not hot Anderson, grow up.

^^ sorry, i thought i looked dreamy...

I'd love it if Ronan and Anderson had a disastrous love affair--so much privilege, so much whining, so little melanin between them.

Lol R81 - or a three way with the Schock.

What about Ronan's boyfriend?

If they haven’t yet, Ronan and boyfriend will have an open relationship. They started too young. Though it’s possible Ronan has serious monogamy issues due to Mia.

Anderson and Cockgobbler should definitely fuck.

Anderson, Lemon, Cockgobbler - all bottoms. Not gonna happen.

He’s gone full albino

OMG he didn't shave for tonights show! I like it a lot!

R84, Ronan has an endless chain of hookups, usually vapid Instagays.

Don’s is, R78

R89 I am fascinated to see Ronan’s Instagram “thirst” given all the stacked aspects of his life: he’s the son of two celebrities with academic credentials up the wazoo, he writes for the New Yorker, he’s romantically partnered with a former White House staffer and political commentator, he has ended the careers of several super-powerful men because of their sex abuses, he’s an author...and yet he seems to spend a shitload of his time indulging in narcissism and apparently “flirting” with vapid Instagram manwhores. One of these things just does not seem to belong.

she and miss andy are so embarrassing. But Andy is definitely worse

Ronan Farrow hooks up a lot? Seriously? With who? And what's on his IG feed?

R93 He pretty regularly posts Instagram stories (temporary photos) that are re-posts of standard-issue Instahos calling him hot. But it’s the activity that really gives him away. He posted a story, for example, saying he was on his way to Australia and he is looking for some fun places to hang out. And then for hours he kept following accounts of various Australian instahos—all looking like they were in their early to mid-20s, gym built, lots of half naked pictures...the gay version of basic white bitches. You can fill in the blanks: he was inundated with DMs from flirty Aussie starfuckers who sent nudes, he followed them, he banged them when he landed. Which is fine, whatever, if his boyfriend is fine with it, but it just seems at odds with his golden-boy social justice warrior New Yorker PhD image.

R93 Here’s one he’s been digitally diddling (followed and is conspicuously liking this week!

Oh, this is rich. Pocket gay newscaster/Aaron Schock fuck buddy Baruch Shemtov is an Ivanka-and-Jared fan. He went on a spree of liking their picture-perfect Instacouple photos.

Why are so many gay men so stupid? This guy is an out gay journalist and he’s supporting people who are working to make being gay a fireable federal offense.

So liberal yet secretly one of the wealthiest most powerful people in the history of Earth. His brother had an accident. hmmm

The story of his brother’s death is so fucking bizarre. And Anderson had Gloria on his talk show to walk through the gory details. The whole situation just seems inexplicable and the broadcasting of it for ratings seems so exploitative to me. If it were my family maybe I’d want to tell the story, I don’t know. It feels really off, like a perverse elite family type of deal.

[R98] my gay brain almost translated that image to one of Coco Peru.

Anderson’s talk show was the weirdest mix of truly unique characteristics. He was a talk show host with no charisma. His whole personality that he presented hinged on...having no personality. He regularly said he eats the same foods at the same time every day because he has a poor sense of taste and he wears the exact same versions of tee shirts and pants every day. And yet he went into excruciating detail about his mother’s life. He showed off her paintings. He talked intimately about her sex life, giggling about it. And he never said a single thing about his romantic life because he was deafeningly closeted. It was this bizarre mix of a bland and uninteresting host and narcissism.

Lol. Me2

R99 Coincidentally, Anderson has said the best advice he ever got from Gloria was “Anderson, if you get cum in your eye, IT BURNS!!!!”

The nudity...the reclining posture...the glasses...the devilish yet tentative smirk. Yes, Anderson here is revealing his very special fetish of making guys jerk off over his eyes so that he can watch the jizz defile his $3,600 Gucci glasses.

“Do it, Baby, come on, Baby, yeah, yeah, make it burrrrn like Coco Vanderbilt told me it does!”

R103 LOL $3600!

Ever since he fucked over Kathy Griffin, I have no interest in him

R104 All Gucci accessories are $3,600! Glasses, umba-rellas, wallets, PrEP.

He's thinking "I'm even richer than Cornelius".

He makes my dick soft.

This whole fucking world has gone berserk. The president fucks porn stars and his daughter, formerly respected journalists are moping and whoring like teenagers on Instagram. All the gay celebs have turned out to be pretty nasty, just crusty old muscled mean girls.

Andy, Anderson, Don Lemon, Neil Patrick Harris, Aaron Schock, Billy Santoro and Jack Mackenroth may as well just have a traveling live sex road show that they broadcast on OnlyFans accounts. No one has any fucking dignity at all.

He looks like he smells like biscuit dough.

Is this why Anderson giggles so much?

[quote] he kept following accounts of various Australian instahos.

Please show us more of the Australian instahos Rohan followed. (and how do you know?)

R112 Same way I know Aaron Schock is banging or wants to bang this LA instaho.

Well said R109

He snared one!!

Those coke bottle glasses make him look especially sexy.

Or it is coke bottom?

Bitchez be jealous.

If you looked up "puny cocklet" in the dictionary, you'd see that photo of Anderson Cooper's face.

Are there any shirtless pics? Swim suit shots?

R115, that's Anderson's new guy?

R119

Anderson just adores the rough trade, doesn't he?

The tattoos are tragic. Anderson wouldn't have ever brought this trash around while Little Gloria was still alive.

Hot rough trade

He's... in private life he doesn't seem terribly together, does he?

R124 All the migraines are taking a toll on his cognition and inhibitions!

I’m surprised Excedrin hasn’t noticed his “I have a headache THIS BIG!” poses and offered him a big fat advertising deal.

I think he's really untethered as a result of the death of his mother. Where he lands, hard to say. Could sort himself out with some dignity, could wind up Judy Garland. Or maybe there really isn't a lot there. Has he just lucked out and landed in a role above his intelligence pay grade? Is he actually Andy Cohen in a better job?

R126 He’s not behaving any differently than he has been for the past three to five years, since he either befriended or came out as a friend of the drug-addled Cohen. You can’t really blame his behavior on the recent loss of his life partner.

A tip off to how much of a "celebrity" Cooper has become was the latest reunion of Real housewives of Beverly hills. The intro was Cooper and Andy Cohen facetiming each other and talking about how dramatic the reunion would be and how Lisa Vanderpump was bound to make a surprise appearance (neither of which were true). They were talking like a bunch of high school girls. Why would a serious news anchor and/or reporter feature themselves in something so dumb and trivial? I wonder what the BBC, Al Jazeera, and other news stations around the world feel about America's style of news.

He turning albino

Why did he break-up with the guy be bought those bars for?

You wonder if maybe bar guy didn't break up with him.

r125 Maybe he needs a new vision exam / eyeglass Rx?

His fuck buddy is a prominent ophthalmologist at the Manhattan Eye, Ear & Throat Hospital. I think he's good on the eye exam part.

[quote]Which is fine, whatever, if his boyfriend is fine with it,

That radiologist he was seeing? I thought they broke up. Does he have another bf now?

Lol. Opthamologist or Radiologist. There's a difference.

Even for an albino, Anderson is fucking ugly. Jesus christ.

R126 Re “Andy Cohen in a better job,” let’s not forget that Anderson Cooper is ambitiously scammy and a wannabe celebrity as much as Cohen ever was. He supposedly couldn’t get a job answering phones at ABC, and then made a fake press pass to record his own news footage that got him an ABC news correspondent job. He has his journo cred? So what did he do? He sought out a gig as a reality show host and landed The Mole, which flopped.

Andy Cohen actually got his network news entry level job, and he became the successful reality and talk show host Cooper failed at.

Cooper landed his “better job” at CNN—but the star-seeker needed greater ego fulfillment and he developed his own talk show. It flopped because he has no personality.

It’s really no wonder why he loves Andy Cohen. We see journalism as a more dignified job, but the reality is that Cooper is a journalist because he fails at being a celebrity on his own merits. He is nevertheless a shallow starfucker. He associates with the same celebs-only circle of friends Cohen does, and he clearly gets off on lame Bravo shows. He’s a journalist by trade but his aspiration was to be a male Paris Hilton. Let’s not fool ourselves.

And I don’t like Don Lemon’s real personality at all (I’ve met him.), but he at least appreciates and wants to be a journalist more than he wants to be a famous person. He has said some crazy things, but it’s telling that he is friends with Sunny Hostin, a journalist and an attorney, and with his fellow journalists at CNN instead of with tacky D-list stars like Kelly Ripa and SJP, who no doubt would love a black gay to add to their menagerie.

r137 Cooper didn't land any jobs. He probably owns the parent companies through several secret trusts. He's the Vanderbilt scion.

Ugh, this is shitty. Anderson has two living brothers, and Gloria willed almost everything to her favorite son, Anderson. One brother got an NYC condo and nothing else, and the other got nothing at all (for reasons that are known to him?). What a horrible woman.

“The CNN anchor, 52, will inherit all of her property except for a Midtown Manhattan, N.Y., co-op, which is going to Vanderbilt’s eldest child, Leopold “Stan” Stokowski, according to documents obtained by Page Six. Middle brother Chris Stokowski is estranged and inherits nothing, the will said. Carter Cooper, Anderson’s older brother, took his own life in 1988.”

What's Don's real personality like? Bitchier queen than he is on tv? Mother Theresa in Spanx? I can't imagine much less likeable than the big mouth he is on TV at present.

That's her personal wealth. He probably already inherited hundreds of Vanderbilt trusts from the family when he turned 18.

R141 Very strange personality. The magazine article that profiled him incorrectly, and condescendingly, “correcting” the writer’s pronunciation of sorbet “it’s , pretty well captured it in a nutshell. He’s loud and a know it all, does most of the talking, talks a lot about himself and a lot about the news. Texts constantly mid-conversation, looks around the room, etc. He also kept talking about women’s asses in this weird way that I guess was supposed to make him sound hetero or something. Just strange. But I did get the sense he thinks journalism is important and takes his professional role seriously.

I haven’t met Cooper but I imagine off camera he is just a bitchy and vapid Cohen sidekick who talks about reality TV.

[quote]Lol. Opthamologist or Radiologist. There's a difference.

I’m talking about this guy, Victor Lopez the radiologist from Dallas that AC was seeing after he broke up with Ben. I thought I heard that they had broken up too.

tv anchors / hosts are so full of themselves. I've dated two of them in my life. They're fun for like a month, and then you're like wtf was I thinking. They always pretend to be kind of hetero in strange ways like honey please. One of mine started dating a girl a week after we "broke up", and he brought her to my church. I almost became the Exorcist. Lol.

He looks like hookworm.

R138 Don Lemon has an ugly moon face, though. Anderson at his worst >> Don.

The fame whore radiologist is from Dallas. The ophthalmologist is from NYC; this was more hush hush.

Anderson is desperate to be lusted after. He needs to take the plunge and just do some kind of porn, at least “leak” a home movie. His heart is desperate to be seen fully naked and aroused and to have gay men swarm him with offers for no-string sex. It’s the thing he wants. He has everything else. What he wants is to be a hot slut.

Well, Anderson is 52 years old. He may want to be a hot slut, and imagine himself to be some oversexed 19-year-old, but he's a rapidly aging gay man without a significant other.

He should just hire escorts and buy himself a surrogate child like Andy Cohen.

Ewww. If I had a dick I would hide it so Anderson couldn't find it.

Life is better without Anderson.

Anderson Cooper is a classic terminal narcissist.

Anderson needs dick? I volunteer!

He needs a spine first.

He definitely needs a little color.

Anderson needs rhinoplasty.

[quote]He looks like hookworm.

SO insulting!

His problem is that he doesn't live like the Vanderbilt he is. If I were a 52 year old gajillionaire, I'd be living large. Fuck working at CNN. That's for peasants! Lol. Kick all of those tacky tourists out of the Biltmore, and have some parties that rival the Hearst mansion in California gurl. Life is short.

In OP's pic does he have his legs up?

He just started jerking off to...er, following, this dude.

[quote]Kick all of those tacky tourists out of the Biltmore

That's his great-grandfather's brother's house. Anderson would have to kick the tacky tourists out of The Breakers.

Don lemon is just fucking ugly with the personality to match. Anderson's mom was the same thing. Anderson is not attractive either. They are all ugly. I don't like ugly people.

He's hot, R161! I would love to see what's in Anderson private message to him.

R163 You are a riot and remind of of Amanda 'Chris Brown beat you because you are not pretty enough' Bynes.

I wish his muscles would come back. He was looking big, buff, and hot a while back.

He doesn’t need a dick , he is already bff with one.

So he is successful, wealthy and in good shape in his 50s.

Why then does he need to post a photo a teenager would think twice about ?

r162 I'm sure Anderson has some interest in the Biltmore company. Cornelius owned everything. I've heard rumors from reliable sources that he is secretly the sole heir to everything Vanderbilt.... But I could be wrong. Anyway, my point remains the same. Breakers , Biltmore. And countless others, old and new and owned by so many chains of corporations, societies, and trusts, that nobody will ever know who's actually got the keys and alarm codes.

Listen Dataloungers, I'm just trying to get some cock up my hole. Why is that so wrong?

R170 Nothing wrong with it. Just make whoring your full time job like Aaron Schock and Andy Cohen have done and give up the news-reader gimmick. You can be like Dirk Caber and let all the young porners dive into your doughy rump all you like.

R171 It's true. People already talk shit about him. He doesn't need money. It would actually turn him into a badass. R165 haha. Thank you baby.

Open for business, manfriends!

I'd hit that.

If he is still in the throes of a dick shortage I am willing to donate

He does need to lose the facial hair though, it does not suit him at all

She certainly has the $$$$ to pay for the sizemeat required to fill her huge and greedy hole!

He needs to present hole.

Old nellies are not much in demand

r173 Thanks for the gay conversion therapy.

Lol, R179. It took me a moment to get that joke.

R173 I would SO hit that! But I'm sure its photoshopped though. There's a few pics at that site, some are shopped better than others. I believe he isnt as tanned as that in real life. That wouldnt stop me

[quote] But I'm sure its photoshopped though.

Are you being serious?

Oy, some people are so naive.

Here's a totally real pic. AC ready to 360° on some thick, veiny dick.

Chris “Fredo” Cuomo called him “ACoop” yesterday morning. I died laughing.

Not much different than 1000 other selfies in a feed. Looks like he is hanging in there just fine.