Has the Welp Troll ever called you a Russian bot?

The Welp Troll is a pest.

Yep, on the brf threads.

The Welp Troll hunter is creepy.

Yes, in the Penny Dreadful reboot thread, of all places. And last year when the Comic-Con trailers were dropping and s/he lost his/her shit because so many were posted in such a short period of time.

So they obviously venture out of those threads you mentioned now and then.

R4, yes, they are on other threads for sure. A very prolific poster, but cannot tolerate any kind of dissent.

I don't know who the troll is but yes, especially if I write about helping the poor, so it must be some filthy right wing Republican piece of shit who's doing it. Then again what Republican isn't a piece of shit these days. Just to be a republican these days means you hate America, democracy and love treason.

[quote]Russian bot

I sometimes call nasty right-wingers here Boris because I know it drives them insane.

They probably are Boris. To be a Republican is to love that Russia now owns America.

"Just to be a republican these days means you hate America, democracy and love treason."

Truer words were never spoken.

The Welp Troll is American, probably female as it's on all the Is He/Isn't He Gay threads, screaming hysterically about bearding contracts. They were a manic Larrie and used to post about Louis Tomlinson's baby being a reborn doll.

I was accused of being the Welp Troll on one of the BRF threads. I don't even know who that is. There is an insane person on those threads who accuses lots of different people of being trolls if they don't agree with her. I don't sign my posts, even though I'm a subscriber, since I've already seen how other people get chased all over the board and trolled because they make one post that pisses someone off. I'm not going to trolldar ever single post before I post: I don't care that much. I was accused of being Boris several months ago, and I don't know why, since I don't really post anything controversial.

R11, you probably accused someone of being a PR shill, didn't you?

R12, No, that's the point (to me, at least). I never accuse anyone of being anything. I don't pretend that I know if someone is male/female, what their race is, what their political affiliation or nationality or anything else is. You can sign your post as 'wolverineman' (indicating a man in Michigan) and still be a housewife in Dorset, for all I know. I recognize a few posters who are generally friendly to me, who I've had exchanges with over the years, but I don't make too many assumptions. I try to stick with sharing my opinion or anecdote, and moving on. I don't normally argue with people, though. It's just not my MO.

R12, it's the Welp Troll who accuse people of being PR shills and Russian bots, not R13, who was an innocent victim.

Other typical Welp Troll phrases:

'meh, you're making it too obvious'

'R- whoever is just doing their job'

'these posts are too regular and robotic, must be a bot'

'how is the weather in Russia'

'can you afford an extra bottle of vodka now'

'how's the view over Siberia from your warehouse'

'Quaker Oats have social media managers so of course X celeb does'

'OOF! Even brands of paint have social media managers monitoring conversation'

Welp Troll = vile and homophobic

Urgh the Welp Troll will not go away!

[quote]The Welp Troll is American, probably female as it's on all the Is He/Isn't He Gay threads, screaming hysterically about bearding contracts. They were a manic Larrie and used to post about Louis Tomlinson's baby being a reborn doll.

And R10 is a Shawn Mendes fangirl who screams hysterically about how there are no such things as bearding contracts in 2019 and insists that Shawn's PR fauxmance with Camila Cabello is True Love.

R18 IS the Welp Troll!

There are NO such thing as bearding contracts, full stop, you tragic troll. And YOU are the Mendes obsessive.

^^I rest my case.^^

Sometimes, you're better off dead

The Welp Troll is here and is posting on the thread

The Welp Troll's mad, so unstable

Knocking down chairs and kicking in tables

On a Datalounge thread in a gay hoe town

Call the cops, there's a Welp Troll around

Running down, underground

To a dive bar in a Welp Troll town.

^ I rest MY case.

No, but i was accused of being the Welp troll just for saying the obvious thing that Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello romance is totally fake, so i don't know if the Welp troll really exist but i know someone obsessed with her who is really an homophobic cunt

Those are some shit threads, OP.

R23, Shawmila isn't fake. He is het, you sad, sub Welp fucker. Such a vile homophobic frau.

^^And the homophobic fangirl who is totally NOT obsessed with Shawn Mendes rears her ugly head again. Honey, anyone who would use "Shawmila" without a trace of irony does not belong on DL. Your calling other people homophobic doesn't fool anyone, nor does your insane ranting about some imaginary "Welp troll."

Fuck off, Welp Troll! Just because you want to fuck Shawn, it doesn't make him gay. He is in a serious relationship with Camila. Stop being a homophobe.

^^ You are really quite insane. Sorry to go, but I have to get back to Earth.

The troll started this thread.

Does the Welp Troll actually say Welp?

How do you identify which troll is which? Y'all seem very up on this.

If the Welp Troll is all about Shawn Mendes, then why is he/she in political threads (I'm assuming) calling people Russian bots?

OP posts and replies to him/herself - the first three posts are all OP, and both R12 and R14 are OP too. Just under half the posts in this thread are OP.

Who cares, R31?

R32 It's annoying.

Just bait the idiot and watch him explode. Spazz Troll

I am Boris.

The Welp Troll Hunter is the most annoying poster on this site.

OP Why the fuck would anyone want to go onto those trainwreck threads

The Welp Troll hunter obsessively follows the worst fangurl threads and stalks posters she disagrees with. These disagreements do not deserve threads of their own. All of you should stay in your deranged fangurl threads and argue there.

R38 We can't, the Spazz Troll/Welp Hunter gets them shut down.

I don’t even understand the source of his obsession with the “Welp Troll.” Is there a poster who says “welp” all the time? I don’t think I’ve encountered that.

I might start using lots of “welps” myself, just to irk him.

[QUOTE] Does the Welp Troll actually say Welp? How do you identify which troll is which? Y'all seem very up on this. If the Welp Troll is all about Shawn Mendes, then why is he/she in political threads (I'm assuming) calling people Russian bots?

The Welp Troll usually uses some of the following: welp, meh, oof, yikes, eh, um. Also 'people here called it', 'you are clearly being compensated', 'what's the weather like in Russia', 'only PR shills have perfect grammar and English.'

S/he doesn't go on political threads. She thinks big celebs hire 'a warehouse of Russian bots' to control the conversation on DL and elsewhere.

R39 IS the Welp Troll! The giveaway is that the Welp Troll always spells 'spaz' wrongly, as 'spazz'.

Check R39's posting history and we can see that they spammed two threads with the exact same post hundreds of times, over and over, in an attempt to get them closed down.

Definitely put him on ignore as he is very likely to do the same thing here.

Muriel please ban this poster.

He's right here, you don't have top look far.

The Welp Troll is racist.

The Welp Troll is ugly. F and F on sight.

The troll always accuses everyone of something. Always posts back and forth with himself, not a very smart person.

Check out the Harry Styles thread to see the Welp Troll in action.

[quote]The Welp Troll usually uses some of the following: welp, meh, oof, yikes, eh, um.

Yes, "um" is very distinctive and only used by one person on the Internet.

[quote] The troll always accuses everyone of something. Always posts back and forth with himself, not a very smart person.

The welp troll accuser always accuses everyone of being the welp troll. And as r49 pointed out, the accuser assumes that mundane expressions are used by one and only one poster. The welp troll is confined to specific threads full of losers. I don't see what the problem is.

R50 = Welp Troll

So many trolls, so little time