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Am I the only one that thinks Joel Kinnaman always looks high as fuck?

I swear in almost every photo that’s not a professional shot he looks high/drunk but mostly high.

He’s hot as fuck but look at him, he looks smashed. Plus that fur coat is annoying me.

I’d still let him fill my guts.

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by Anonymousreply 69February 1, 2021 10:44 AM

He really is hot as fuck though

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by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2019 9:15 PM

I did think he looked high in his post today, but they were at Burning Man, so it's pretty much a given. I don't think he always looks like that.

Kind of bummed that his wife is still in the picture, though. He didn't post anything with her for a long time, and I had my hopes up. Ah well. They look like people who would have an open marriage, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2019 9:33 PM

He and his wife are covered in horrifying tattoos.

They both must be mentally ill. Her, more so than him.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2019 9:44 PM

She’s an attractive woman but those tattoos are tragic.

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2019 9:52 PM

His tattoos are equally bad.

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by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2019 9:53 PM

That's not his wife. His wife has hooked up with a woman apparently. Its that instagram/Victoria secrets model Kelly Gale

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2019 9:57 PM

That is ABSOLUTELY his wife, R6.

Cleo Wattenstrom, who is originally from Belgium. Now she's Cleo Kinnaman.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2019 10:00 PM

Joel and Cleo....

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by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2019 10:01 PM

they are both tragic as fuck

he looks so haggard in OP's pic

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2019 10:02 PM

Joel and Cleo....

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by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2019 10:03 PM

She's covered from head to toe in tats.

So unfortunate, because she's such a beautiful woman, but those tattoos are fucking tragic. Hideous, actually.

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by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2019 10:05 PM

He looked better a few years ago

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by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2019 10:06 PM

They BOTH look like dirty little TRASHBOXES!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2019 10:06 PM

I'm curious about her background. I can't figure out her ethnicity, but here she is with her mother.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2019 10:08 PM

Wikipedia says he divorced Cleo in 2018, for what it’s worth. Wonder if they spent any time in the orgy tent at Burning Man? I think he looks hot all messed up, even in the fur.

by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2019 10:14 PM

I don’t get the throat tattoos.

They’re not edgy - they just make you look neckless.

by Anonymousreply 16September 1, 2019 10:15 PM

he looks like a rodent. his acting has improved. I can't remember the name of the series I saw him in a few months ago but I remember thinking his acting is pretty decent now.

by Anonymousreply 17September 1, 2019 10:43 PM

That is definitely not his ex -wife in his IG pic. It is Kelly Gale. He tagged her in the photos.

[quote]I'm curious about her background. I can't figure out her ethnicity, but here she is with her mother.

From a bio of Cleo "Her parents are of Swedish and Ethiopian descent".

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2019 10:50 PM

Kelly Gale is his new GF

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2019 10:53 PM

He looks like my brother, but my brother doesn't have tats.

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2019 11:00 PM

Oh. He certainly has a type.

by Anonymousreply 21September 1, 2019 11:00 PM

He like mixed girls.

My friend from London is the same way. Blue eyed blond boy athletic jock and ripped. I’m so jealous of the women that get to fuck him.

He’s a whore though.

He’s not exclusive to a type but his preference is mixed girls. Most of his exes are half white/half black. And beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 22September 1, 2019 11:03 PM

She's beautiful (pity about those tattoos, though).

He looks busted. What happened?--he was gorgeous in that movie with Ed Harris. Now he looks like he could be Ed's brother, not a son.

by Anonymousreply 23September 1, 2019 11:07 PM

VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL KELLY GALE ACCUSED OF FAT SHAMING IN LATEST VIRAL VIDEO

Victoria’s Secret model Kelly Gale took a break from her typical workout routine last week and headed to an In-N-Out Burger in Monterey, California. That trip got Gale in some hot water.

The 23-year-old found herself at the center of a controversy after she posted a series of Instagram videos in which she’s seen eating a pear inside the restaurant and later exercising on the tables outside of the chain.

As to be expected, the video garnered a lot of backlash online, with many people accusing the model of fat-shaming In-N-Out customers; they also criticized her for exercising directly in front of the restaurant.

Regardless of Gale’s intentions with the videos, the backlash certainly isn’t helping Victoria’s Secret. The fat-shaming implications here do have some merit. It’s not unreasonable to think people would feel bad eating at a fast-food restaurant as a literal Victoria’s Secret model does lunges in the parking lot. Contrary to what some people may think, it’s entirely possible to live a healthy lifestyle and eat fast food every now and then. It’s called having a cheat day.

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by Anonymousreply 24September 1, 2019 11:07 PM

Oh for fuck's sake...I have no idea who she is, but what a stupid thing to get worked up over. She was exercising!!! Heretic!

by Anonymousreply 25September 1, 2019 11:09 PM

What could Joel and Kelly possibly have in common?

He's going to be 40 this year, and she's 24.

She actually looks bored with him.

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by Anonymousreply 26September 1, 2019 11:10 PM

Again, Kelly looking bored.

Joel had much more chemistry with Cleo.

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by Anonymousreply 27September 1, 2019 11:12 PM

Gee, why would 2 hot people be attracted to each other? That's a tough one.

They went to Burning Man together so they must like to party. I'm sure it won't last forever. And then he can call me.

by Anonymousreply 28September 1, 2019 11:13 PM

There's an orgy tent at Burning Man?

by Anonymousreply 29September 1, 2019 11:13 PM

she's just fucking him to get more exposure. She's not your typical thin model on the runway...

This ain't gonna last.

by Anonymousreply 30September 1, 2019 11:14 PM

r29, duh. Where've you been?

by Anonymousreply 31September 1, 2019 11:16 PM

He looks like an old shoe

by Anonymousreply 32September 1, 2019 11:28 PM

I wouldn't mind slipping him on.

by Anonymousreply 33September 2, 2019 12:09 AM

Can you imagine what those tattoos on Cleo will look like when she’s fifty plus years old. Yuck!

He looked good in that trippy “Altered Carbon” show. Great butt in the Nikki’s scenes.

by Anonymousreply 34September 2, 2019 1:04 AM

Nekkid! Not Nikki. Stupid autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 35September 2, 2019 1:07 AM

Yes, he has a hot ass.

by Anonymousreply 36September 2, 2019 1:23 AM

[quote]Yes, he has a hot ass

...but he can't live forever

by Anonymousreply 37September 2, 2019 1:27 AM

and where are the pics of his naked butt? Are we sure it's him and not a body double?

by Anonymousreply 38September 2, 2019 1:35 AM

It’s his ass. Is he a big enough star to demand body doubles?

No.

by Anonymousreply 39September 2, 2019 1:36 AM

I didn't realize he had so many tattoos, and so many ugly ones.

He is not aging well.

by Anonymousreply 40September 2, 2019 1:36 AM
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by Anonymousreply 41September 2, 2019 1:38 AM

His ass is hot but has nothing on John Krasinski’s

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by Anonymousreply 42September 2, 2019 1:39 AM

Well, shit. He looks good to me. How do you think you'd look after 4 days on drugs in a hot, dusty ass desert, probably without showering or sleep?

by Anonymousreply 43September 2, 2019 1:40 AM
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by Anonymousreply 44September 2, 2019 1:41 AM
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by Anonymousreply 45September 2, 2019 1:42 AM

R45, what show is that from? I watched the series but forgot the name

by Anonymousreply 46September 2, 2019 1:43 AM
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by Anonymousreply 47September 2, 2019 1:44 AM

His ass is phenomenal

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by Anonymousreply 48September 2, 2019 1:45 AM

Altered Carbon

by Anonymousreply 49September 2, 2019 1:47 AM

Is Hanna any good?

by Anonymousreply 50September 2, 2019 1:49 AM

yes, Hanna is good. That's the series I watched. He was pretty good in it.

by Anonymousreply 51September 2, 2019 1:51 AM

Hanna is great but he's not in every episode.

by Anonymousreply 52September 2, 2019 1:56 AM

[quote]There's an orgy tent at Burning Man?

There's a DJ too. A friend of mine DJed the orgy tent once and didn't particularly enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 53September 2, 2019 2:03 AM

[quote] His ass is phenomenal

Unfortunately, no male will ever come near that beautiful ass.

He seems STRICTLY into pussy.

by Anonymousreply 54September 2, 2019 5:26 AM

will there be 2nd season of altered carbon or hanna?

by Anonymousreply 55September 2, 2019 3:23 PM

He is hot as a whole.

by Anonymousreply 56September 4, 2019 7:20 PM

He looks normal to me.

Why do Americans always accuse people of looking high?

by Anonymousreply 57September 4, 2019 7:41 PM

he's already 39, still acting like a 20 year old. he looks like a rodent. nice body though...

by Anonymousreply 58September 4, 2019 8:20 PM

He looked fine on "House of Cards" a few years back, but his acting was meh.

by Anonymousreply 59September 4, 2019 9:06 PM

He’s a hot dude.

by Anonymousreply 60September 4, 2019 9:09 PM

He is hot while not hot at the same time

by Anonymousreply 61December 3, 2019 8:15 PM

He looks so OLD in OP's photo. 😬

by Anonymousreply 62December 3, 2019 8:17 PM

Those tattoos scream incest survivor.

by Anonymousreply 63December 3, 2019 10:03 PM

You can see all the pancake make up on him in For All Mankind. His acting is mediocre and he hasn't shown shit, no ass yet. He is definitely showing his age though.

by Anonymousreply 64December 3, 2019 10:36 PM

.......

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by Anonymousreply 65January 20, 2020 12:01 AM

Cock pics or this thread is worthless.

Any bi vibes?

by Anonymousreply 66January 20, 2020 12:39 AM

He looks stoned on steroid and he hasn't aged well apparently.

by Anonymousreply 67January 20, 2020 12:42 AM

This pornstar looks a bit like him. Big dick too.

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by Anonymousreply 68February 1, 2021 9:54 AM

Should I know who this person is? He looks like he was probably fine when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 69February 1, 2021 10:44 AM
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