Movies or shows you watched only for the eye candy

I thought The King of Queens was an endurance test, but I’d always pause for a few minutes when it came on, solely to imagine Kevin James fucking my brains out. His build and demeanor as a former jock gone to seed is precisely my type.

The Goonies

Teen Wolf after Season 2, gave up around Season 5

The Steve Gold Programme

Masters of the Universe movie in 1987, just to watch Dolph Lundgren parade around in briefs. I never once watched the cartoon, before or after.

The stupid "Thor" movies! Wowsa!

The last one was actually a blast, but the first two are strictly for watching Chris Hemsworth being hunky.

The Blue Lagoon, obviously.

R1, same here, hate the show, love the guy

When my niece was a toddler, I tolerated Blues Clues for the original host.

This show. Horrible. But that actor is handsome as fuck.

I checked out [italic]Supernatural[/italic] because it's a fantasy/sci-fi series. I was hooked because of the eye candy. The angel stuff wore on my nerves, so I finally gave up on it. But it was fun while it lasted.

I watched The Covenant hoping for some homoerotic supernatural action. It features Taylor Kitsch and Sebastian Stan.

I watched Ghost Whisperer for a while only to admire David Conrad but the show soon got so awful (and it was bad enough to begin with) that not even David's pretty face could make up for it.

Anyone remember the short-lived "Are You Hot"? One of the worst reality-series ever - SO BAD - but it was so good.

Hung

The Last Ship before Eric Dane lost his looks.

Brian Kelly in "Flipper" in 1964. At the age of four, I knew to sit down when this show was on our television. I remember feeling like I had to pee.

Flip or Flop. I have a hard-on for Tarek El Moussa.

David DeCoteau OWNS this thread.

All three seasons of Kingdom even if Nick Jonas is a disgusting, unrepentant, gay, cock tease.

Well, but David DeCoteau' movies were INTENTIONALLY made only for the eye candy :-)

The New Leave It To Beaver -- a rather boring, forgettable show -- because as a gayling I had a crush on Kipp, the Beaver's eldest son.

The movie "Toy Soldiers ". A bunch of twinks running around in their underwear.

Anything ever with young Keanu Reeves

Early One Tree Hill when every episode had an as naked Chad Michael Murray as the CW could get.

'Into The Blue', 2005 with Paul Walker. Lots of sea and skin...

Big Wednesday

The TV show Wings

The Outsiders. Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe. When they were all young. The acting is terrible. But they were all so handsome.

DLers continue to want "real men." Here's eye candy for you.

Yummy.

"300" of course . Yes, a lot of it was CGI, and the acting was abysmal, but, come on.....what's to argue with lots of half-dressed muscular men....and those were glory days for Gerard Butler.

Whoops, should have linked

The director of White Squall is a rather famous straight guy named RIDLEY SCOTT?

Ever heard of him?

ALIEN? THELMA & LOUISE? GLADIATOR? The Olympics? Not ringing any bells?

OP = twat

R33, I saw the film late one night on cable over 20 years ago when I was like 14, and found it homoerotic, which is why I said I thought it [italic] was [/italic] directed by a gay man.

But yes, I do know who Ridley Scott is, and I've long known that he directed the film and he's not gay.

Ghost Adventures, for the occasional glimpse of Zak Bagans removing his shirt in order to taunt a ghost

White Squall and Toy Soldiers are the gayest films ever directed by straight men.

Cover Up back in the 80s. I don't think I ever blinked while Jon-Erik Hexum was on my TV screen.

thanks to Antenna TV I have discovered McHale's Navy. Just about ALL of the cast is dead maybe with exception of Gavin McLeod but I must admit that Edson Stroll filled the bill. and Gary Vinson who I am searching for a pic of, also

Gary Vinson , I believe his McHale's Navy character was "Christy"

Man Of Steel

Uncommon Valor, a Gene Hackman film, for Reb Brown in shorts.

"Lifeguard"(1975), just to drool over Sam Elliott in a SPEEDO.

"77 Sunset Strip" on METV. Efram Zimbalist, Jr.; Roger Smith and Edd Byrnes. All hunky, all 60s-era playboys on the show. Lots of bare chest scenes, too.

It and Perry Mason don't disappoint. Lots of aspiring stars fresh from combat in World War 2 and the Korean War in guest roles. Gorgeous men, and sometimes muscular chests, too.

[Quote] Teen Wolf after Season 2, gave up around Season 5

Eye candy is the only reason to watch Teen Wolf because the plot makes no fucking sense.

I watched the awful Suzanne Somers show, 'Step by Step,' just because of a crush on JT Lambert and cousin Cody.

Arrow

American Ninja Warrior has some nice beefcake as well.

Teen Wolf, Twilight, Magic Mikes, Star Treks, Colin Farrell, Jude Law and Keanu Reeve's spotty bodies of work.

There's a 1916 British made sci-fi disaster film called The Day The Earth Caught Fire which is pretty bad but features the hot beefy ass of the leading man Edward Judd.

^ meant 1961.

54...

54 had ear candy as well as eye candy!

R52, I enjoyed 54 because it was so trashtastic.

Beverly Hills 90210 in the first two seasons. I had such a crush on Luke Perry. And Brandon was cute as well.

I was in middle school, so I didn’t tell anyone I watched it because I didn’t want to get teased.

R39, sorry to disappoint, but I think Gary Vinson killed himself because he was about to be convicted of child molestation.

South Pacific, even with its Blurry Hues, has some nice sailor meat.

Dorian Gray, and most other Ben Barnes movies.

LORD OF THE FLIES, the 1990 remake. Lots of scenes, and in particular, something happens at around 54:20 to 54:27 that's kind of amazing. I can't quite believe they got away with it.

R58, what are you referring to? The boys in loincloths or the cutting off of the pig’s head?

NOT the cutting of the pig's head. What happens right after that.....

the BOY has hefty junk. Is that what "amazing" thing you are referring to, nasty perve? What?

A friend in grad school forced me to watch "Color Of Money" (1994), which he had rented from Blockbuster, just to catch a glimpse of Bruce Willis' cock. I should've punched and deleted him after subjecting me to that.

R62, "Color of Night".

Rich and Famous is pretty terrible but there is the sex scene between Jacqueline Bisset and Matt Lattanzi.

"The Apprentice"

Always made my pussy tingle and cream.

R64, Also, Jackie's mile high scene with Michael Brandon.

R65 = Jocelyn Wildenstein

Star Trek TNG for Jonathan Frakes’s hot ass and bulge

....

American Gladiators, WWE or any football or baseball program.

R41 Reb Brown was so fucking hot. I used to watch the craptastic Howling II just for him shirtless in jeans.

I went to see Paradise , a Blue Lagoon rip-off, starring Willie Aames. I knew it would be terrible and I wasn't disappointed. There were only four people in the theatre - me and three teenaged girls.

r67 Silly girl, it is obvious you have no idea who the La Senatrice is.

r67 Silly girl, you on DL and don't have a clue who La Senatrice is?

#71 major reb brown fan as well.. SURELY SURELY YOU KNOW OF HIS SHOWER SCENE IN HIS FIRST MOVIE FROM 1973 "Ssssss".. STILL THE MOST HOMOEROTIC PERVY SHOWER SCENE EVER FILMED IN HISTORY!....

american gladiators, wild wild west, wwf, wcw, buck rogers, six million dollar man, flipper, CHEYENNE! wagon train, the virginian,, cover up! and so so many others and that was just tv!

I suffered through that boring mess Catch Hell (2014) to see Ryan Phillippe’s DILFy spankable ass.

#76!! DO TELL OF THIS MOVIE AND THE STORY OF THAT SCENE PIC OF "CATCH HELL"!.. never seen or even heard of this movie... photo makes it looks like he is about to be deflowered or at least a attempt at that?!!..

[R77] Ryan Phillippe (playing himself sort of which is weird, considering the plot of the movie) gets kidnapped by some hillbillies while down south for filming. He gets tortured and the gay hillbilly almost raped him but Ryan fights him off. Sad they never went through with it, I’d have payed good money to see Ryan squeal like a pig.

Friendly advice - if responding to a previous post, refer using R# (with # being the number of the thread). Using the hashtag/pound symbol makes it difficult to refer back, having to search through the thread for the previous post.

Dante's Cove

#78.. sounds like deliciously wicked and pervy, just the attempt and innuendo of it! at the very least? don't show it happening, but afterwards refer to it in post-coital action and words..

I paid actual money to see Richard Greico in IF LOOKS COULD KILL at a movie theatre. I was embarrassed. The woman at the box office was confused.

I watched an awful movie on cable once called LITTLE BOY BLUE because I heard Ryan Phillipe showed his ass. It was a horrible (and, at times, upsetting) movie, but his ass was indeed on display and it was gorgeous.

"Bachelor Party," "DC Cab," "Hunk" among others just for the strippers or men in Speedos.

Magic Mike was awful but Alex Pettyfer’s ass made it all worth it.

#83!!!! i so so so hear you! lol!..

Baby Burlesks.

I watched that dumb show ‘Looking’ just for Russell Tovey.

American Ninja Warriors, if only to see men fall into the water and their chests are revealed through their wet shirts.

I watched Deep Blue Sea in the theater nine or ten times back in high school b/c I thought Thomas Jane was the hottest fucking thing I’d ever seen. I spent over $100 on that movie, haha.

And then a year or so later I did the same thing with Swordfish b/c of Hugh Jackman.

Both not great movies, if they had smoking hot lead actors.

^but they had smoking hot lead actors...

[Quote] I watched Deep Blue Sea in the theater nine or ten times back in high school b/c I thought Thomas Jane was the hottest fucking thing I’d ever seen. I spent over $100 on that movie, haha.

Best shark movie ever.

If I had been rich at the right time in the right place, I would have sunk thousands into rent boy Thomas Jane

[quote]The Graduate. Every scene, every song, every line in that movie is perfection and the casting is flawless.

Really? Many people seem to feel that Hoffman was very much miscast in terms of type, however great his acting

Come to think of it, there are a lot of GREAT movies that are not QUITE perfect. THE WIZARD OF OZ has some technical flubs, and the moral of the story is a little confused. GONE WITH THE WIND has several flaws, including the miscasting of Leslie Howard. WEST SIDE STORY has the overdone makeup for the Puerto Ricans, plus almost everyone in the cast is just a little too old for the roles (except Natalie Wood). A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE has those unfortunate rewrites for censorship purposes. And so on and so on. But I do agree that CABARET is pretty much a perfect film, with no flaws worth mentioning.

How to Make an American Quilt for Johnathon Schaech

[Quote] Johnathon Schaech

Speaking of.... he was gorgeous in Poison Ivy 2. And Alyssa Milano gets to kiss his ass in that movie. Then you had Greg Vaughan in the third one.

Remington Steele

Moonlighting

r95, Schaech was drop dead gorgeous. The fact that he never rose above B/C list proves you can't make it on looks alone.

School Ties

Wild Orchid, specifically for this scene.

None of these hold a candle to PINK NARCISSUS.

Even the plot was softcore: A gay sugar baby goes on a XXX daydream and we're all in for the ride.

It came out wayyyyy before my time, but the star is so hot that all is forgiven.

I liked twinky Skeet Ulrich iin Touch. Brigit Fonda, too! Paul Shrader movie.

Is Touch the film where Skeet shows his ass?

Vikings used to show several hunks.

Man from Uncle (2015) is watchable for the two male leads.

I also agree with the person mentioning Man of Steel. The plot doesn't make sense, but damn if Cavill is not eye candy.

Riverdale for the shirtless KJ Apa

Campus Man

Spartacus

Henry Danger........... for Jace Norman, not Cooper Barnes.

Five Dances, mostly for Ryan Steele.

There were quite a few movies casted with hotties that grabbed my attention. I especially like the preppy look, so this one always got me going.

I'll watch Desperate Housewives of New Jersey in the hopes of catching Teresa's brother, Joe Gorga. Shirtless, dressed to the nines, whatever. I love this guy.

Not only did r110 win, he killed the thread.

Most TV shows and most movies. I like good looking actors but they are not all pretty boys.

R109 You do realize that any preppy would jeer at you for your "casted," I hope. Back to the mobile home park with you.

CHiPs more for Jon than Ponch

Beach Rats and there was plenty!

Ever gay movie created between 1990-2010. Most are garbage pitty porn soup opera that have 1-3 sex scenes and a death. Usually, I just suffered through them in the hopes that the scene with a John is somewhat sexy

Troy. The guys were all so hot that you wonder why they didn't throw the bitch over the wall and just fuck each other. Really, she looked plain as hell next to Bloom, Pitt, Bana, and Hedlund.

Speaking of Garrett Hedlund, he's the main reason I enjoyed watching Four Brothers with my family. They really liked that movie. I like the fact that his character got to shower with Marky Mark and wasn't opposed to turning tricks. Of course, it was inferred but never shown or explored in the movie. A shame, I still jerked off to the thought. I was a messed up middle schooler.

[quote]Of course, it was inferred but never shown or explored in the movie.

Implied.

Just found William Smith in Laredo. all man.

Can't Stop The Music.

"Beau Travail," a visually stunning, but narratively dull French film about soldiers in an African desert outpost. All of the gorgeous half-naked soldiers and overt homoeroticism though make it worthwhile. It's borderline masturbation material—the men in it are stunning.

"Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde" for Tim Daly's butt.

Some stills from the movie

The Bachelorette.

Different Strokes for Joey Lawrence and his cute, adorable brothers.

^ Uhhhh that was Brotherly Love silly.

American Gladiators. I think there was one called Hawk who gave me a “funny” feeling...

The Skulls for Paul Walker. I thought he was the best-looking man ever. I still do.

Somebody mentioned "Are You Hot", a reality show from 2003. Gosh, i think I still have those on videocassette buried somewhere. I remember it received critical backlash as it was essentially a beauty contest. And Lorenzo Lamas as one of the judges was kind of a douche.

For years, I had heard about this gay kiss between Ryan Phillippe and Breckin Meyer in the 54 movie. But I rented the tape and it wasn't there. Then it was released to dvd with unseen footage, and I rented that and it still wasn't there. And then I tracked down the workprint and there it was in black and white: Ryan and Breckin holding hands and kissing. Twas a good day.

Anything with Paul Mercurio.

American Gigolo

What a TERRIBLE movie. Richard Gere is a very limited actor.

[quote]There were quite a few movies casted ...

Oh, DEAR.

[Quote] Riverdale for the shirtless KJ Apa

I watched it for Cole Sprouse.

Way before internet or even VHS and after I hit puberty it was every Jan-Michael Vincent and Perry King movie, The White Shadow, The Greatest American Hero, and cut-rate old movie palaces or drive-ins playing nonstop kung fu, blaxploitation and schlock. Three triple bills I remember: Mandingo, Mahogany and Jacqueline Susann's Once Is Not Enough; Enter the Dragon, The Harrad Experiment, and Black Belt Jones; Bite the Bullet, Rollerball, and Death Race 2000.

R133 eww

A film called Seduced and Betrayed. Total campy garbage starring Susan Lucci and David Charvet, saved only by the scene of Charvet in the shower, soaping himself up...

R136 is that the one where he's married to Gabrielle Carteris?

R137, Imdb says yes! I had completely forgotten that she was in it!

Saturday Night Fever.

Travolta was hot AF.

Any film with Brad Pitt. LOL!

Btw, both Pitt and Travolta are great actors, and not just hot.

The movie "Semi-Tough," only for the opening locker room shower scene.

I was 16 when I went to the theater and saw this movie, and it was my big gay awakening moment.

Tequila Sunrise.

H.R. Pufnstuf

Not for Jack Wild, but for Cling and Clang.

H.R. Pufnstuf

Not for Jack Wild, but for Cling and Clang.

"That's My Mama," only for Clifton Davis' tight pants and massive bulge.

Smallville. But with the gorgeous Tom Welling, that show is a typical CW slog, and even on Hulu, I can’t seem to binge it properly.

*even with

R144 That's the only reason I watched "Hunter," for Fred Dryer's bulge. I couldn't tell you anything about a single plot of the show, even though I probably watched every episode.

Wasn't a major fan of Umbrella Academy but an only partially dressed Robert Sheehan kept me interested. Eagerly await season 3.

Ex on the Beach

Valeria on Netflix. It's a BLAND Spanish version of Sex And The City but the men on the show are SO good looking, especially the VERY HOT married guy that Mackenzie Philips woman is having an affair with.

I watched an entire season of "Baywatch" just to see Jason Momoa in those red board shorts.

Goofy movie, but Ken Wahl is, shirt on or off, a work of art here, and Judge Reinhold is at his very cutest,

Running Scared (1980)

Larry King Live.

There was a movie where Joey Lawrence played a ranch hand or some cowboy dude which was filmed during his ripped, muscled prime and I drooled through the scenes in which he wore this tight, wife beater....

The men on Chicago PD are all juicy eye candy but oddly, not a single one of them ever shows any VPL. No bulges anywhere!