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Have you ever seen your hole?

Like, a picture of your own hole. Did you do a hole selfie? Or did some do the honor?

by Anonymousreply 78Last Monday at 1:08 PM

I have done the Man in the Mirror thing several times. Hasn't everyone?

by Anonymousreply 108/27/2019

Nope. I haven't.

by Anonymousreply 208/27/2019

Oh joy, another scat queen thread.

by Anonymousreply 308/27/2019

I managed to snap a hole selfie once. I think I had to get down on the floor to do it. It's not bad looking.

by Anonymousreply 408/27/2019

Have you ever seen the rain?

by Anonymousreply 508/27/2019

Yup. I have a large mirror and I put it on the floor. I then put my suction cup dildo on it and ride! It’s not so that I can see my hole, but to watch it slide in and out. It would be interesting to hear about the oddest places guys have ridden their dildos. I’ve put mine on my truck bumper way down the beach, on my apartment balcony late at night, and on a rocking chair. Anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 608/27/2019

Yup. I have a large mirror and I put it on the floor. I then put my suction cup dildo on it and ride! It’s not so that I can see my hole, but to watch it slide in and out. It would be interesting to hear about the oddest places guys have ridden their dildos. I’ve put mine on my truck bumper way down the beach, on my apartment balcony late at night, and on a rocking chair. Anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 708/27/2019

I saw it when I had to use a mirror to apply a cream for the hemmies. It's fine I guess; certainly nothing to write home about.

by Anonymousreply 808/27/2019

[quote]It would be interesting to hear about the oddest places guys have ridden their dildos.

Technically not a dildo, but I have gone to vote in an election with a huge buttblug up my cunt. Never again though, as it slid halfway out when I bent to select an option on the ballot form.

by Anonymousreply 908/27/2019

*buttplug, even

by Anonymousreply 1008/27/2019

I’m putting pie in it right now.

by Anonymousreply 1108/27/2019

Has he seen his hole?

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by Anonymousreply 1208/27/2019

Speaking of pies, what was that poster’s name who talked about pies way back. Bea’s pies or something?

by Anonymousreply 1308/27/2019

All bottoms have seen their holes.

by Anonymousreply 1408/27/2019

What's the best way to take a picture of your hole by yourself?

by Anonymousreply 1508/27/2019

Lay down and put your legs up and hold the camera to it.

by Anonymousreply 1608/27/2019

From China, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 1708/27/2019

R15: Just let the Cockgobbler be your guide!

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by Anonymousreply 1808/27/2019

R18 there goes my lunch

by Anonymousreply 1908/27/2019

Yeah, in porn vids on Xtube. And when I shave it.

by Anonymousreply 2008/27/2019

Whenever I shave it.

by Anonymousreply 2108/27/2019

All the time. While shaving, after a good pounding just to check things out...

by Anonymousreply 2208/27/2019

Some of you must be contortionists. Or have really long arms.

by Anonymousreply 2308/27/2019

It’s called the mirror or the floor r23 you goddamn dirty fat fucker. You’re just so fucking fat and old that you can’t reach your hole to properly wash it after you take a shit let alone be able to see it. Fuck you R23 and fuck your grandfather and your aunt too!!

by Anonymousreply 2408/27/2019

R12 I LOVE that shot!

by Anonymousreply 2508/27/2019

Only in my self fuckvids.

by Anonymousreply 2608/27/2019

wow. r24 is clenched.

by Anonymousreply 2708/27/2019

i sent my husband a hole pic today when he was at work. and i'm a top. i so like to be rimmed though 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 2808/27/2019

Showing his

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by Anonymousreply 2908/27/2019

You're a filthy lil' fucking pig, aren't you?

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by Anonymousreply 3008/27/2019

Put your camera on the floor under your rim chair. Set it on a 10 second delay. Spread your cheeks. Have a seat. Done!

by Anonymousreply 3108/27/2019

I never even would have thought of trying to do this. Thanks datalounge! Now I have plans this weekend!

by Anonymousreply 3208/27/2019

R29 that picture is not the most appetizing. Also, the question was have you ever seen YOUR hole. Not to post a picture of other people’s holes. And don’t go getting any bright ideas either about posting a picture of your own. OP just asked very simply have you seen your hole!! At this point R29 you can say you have because whenever you look in the mirror to shave your face you see a fucking asshole!! I hate you so much r29. If I could fist fight you I would. Now go to hell.

by Anonymousreply 3308/27/2019

Hush, R33. R29's photo is sufficiently appetizing to warrant re-publication here.

by Anonymousreply 3408/27/2019

R29's photo is very unappealing.

by Anonymousreply 3508/27/2019

I was disappointed to learn that my hole isn’t a pretty pink. It’s a few shades from mauve.

by Anonymousreply 3608/27/2019

I had low self-esteem about my body so I took a bunch of selfies naked in the mirror- or as long as my arm could stretch. Though a little plump, I have a nice ass and legs. And big balls.

I was surprised I looked kinda fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 3708/27/2019

R29 is appealing but a little too used for my small dick. Tongue would have to do.

by Anonymousreply 3808/27/2019

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by Anonymousreply 3908/27/2019

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by Anonymousreply 4008/27/2019

pulse

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by Anonymousreply 4108/27/2019

Yes, and I'm presenting hole here:

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by Anonymousreply 4208/27/2019

There is shit next to your hole gross

by Anonymousreply 4308/27/2019

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by Anonymousreply 4408/27/2019

R43 - and your hole isn't for shitting? Is it for talking? What a stupid comment.

by Anonymousreply 4508/27/2019

Well wash it up before photo day gross bitch!

by Anonymousreply 4608/27/2019

No, I will keep it normal and my boyfriend loves fresh poop. Jealous, bitch?

Present your hole, or shut up and gawk quietly.

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by Anonymousreply 4708/27/2019

Go away Scat troll

by Anonymousreply 4808/27/2019

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by Anonymousreply 4908/27/2019

If Jesus wanted you to see it he would have put it on the palm of your hand.

Repent!

by Anonymousreply 5008/27/2019

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by Anonymousreply 5108/27/2019

I'm scheduled to have a colonoscopy done on Friday. It will be the first time I'll see what's going on up there, even though it will be on a video monitor.

by Anonymousreply 5208/27/2019

I looked at mine and found this old Batman action figure I thought I had lost.

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by Anonymousreply 5308/27/2019

I’ve looked at my hole and it looks pretty awful— sort of brown and misshapen.

It’s a wonder people ever fuck me at all

by Anonymousreply 5408/27/2019

R54 in darkened rooms you can’t really tell what it looks like.

by Anonymousreply 5508/27/2019

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by Anonymousreply 5708/27/2019

I'm pretty sure I did back when I was young and limber. If I did, it wasn't memorable.

by Anonymousreply 5808/27/2019

Yes but prefer seeing other ones close up and sitting on my tongue

by Anonymousreply 5908/28/2019

Great pics y'all! R42 how is your hole so wet? Is it cum?

by Anonymousreply 6008/28/2019

I don't know why anyone would NOT have looked at their hole, whether or not you take photos of it. Mine happens to be a good example fortunately.

by Anonymousreply 6108/28/2019

R61 because tops don’t take hole pics....

by Anonymousreply 6208/28/2019

Yes we do r61.

by Anonymousreply 6308/28/2019

R54 get it bleached!

by Anonymousreply 6408/28/2019

Sometimes after I’ve had multiple poundings my hole will look blue and swollen.

by Anonymousreply 6509/06/2019

Like Patti Lu Pone, my hole freaks out around flash photography and never seems to have soft enough lighting.

by Anonymousreply 6609/06/2019

Any updates?

by Anonymousreply 6709/15/2019

Yes, it was a homework assignment in my high school health class when we covered personal care and hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 6809/15/2019

R52, I had a colonoscopy after which I was presented with photos of the process, including a full color picture of my hole. Perhaps you will have the same luck.

by Anonymousreply 6909/15/2019

R42 looks like a Venus flytrap

by Anonymousreply 7009/15/2019

When I was like 14 I would sometimes climb up on the bathroom counter, bend over ass to mirror, and look at it between my legs.

by Anonymousreply 7109/15/2019

I haven't and I wouldn't.

It would be like staring right at my soul.

I don't think I could handle it.

by Anonymousreply 7209/15/2019

Bumping this thread because I've had plentiful time on my hand these past few months.

I have reached a new milestone in quarantine. I believe my hole has tightened some, as its been able to exhale some.

Any other reports?

by Anonymousreply 73Last Sunday at 11:43 AM

My hole drags on the ground and echoes.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Sunday at 11:52 AM

When I was a teen, I'd look at my hole and jerk off.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Sunday at 12:02 PM

I think best method is laying on your back with legs in the air in front of a full length mirror. Proper lighting is key.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Sunday at 12:38 PM

I do have a few pictures from my colonoscopy. It was clean as a whistle up there, thank God!

by Anonymousreply 77Last Monday at 12:36 PM

Of course, I have my head up my ass the majority of the time, I only pull it out to kiss Putin's ass.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Monday at 1:08 PM
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