If you saw the headline “Celebrity outed as serial killer” who would you automatically assume it was?

Tammy cruise.

"You gays"?

Bradley Cooper

Leonardo Dicaprio

Christian Bale.

James Woods

Taylor Swift. She has the most criminal-looking face I've ever seen. You look at her—especially when she's wearing very little makeup—and you realize that her face belongs on a "wanted" poster, what with those squinty eyes and everything.

Seth Rogen.

Nicolas Cage

Chris Pratt.

Trent Reznor, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson and any number of washed up old rockers

Kevin Spacey, not because he's a sex pest but because he has always seemed lightly psychopathic.

Tom Sizemoore

David Miscavige

Marilyn Manson

Elle Fanning

Jouquain Phoenix

Babs, obviously.

The late Bonnie Franklin, daughter of Sam.

Billy Bob Thornton looks like he's hunted humans at least once.

Stephen Dorff

Tom Sellek

Benicio Del Toro

Ted “Who, Me?” McGinley

James Corden.

He eats his victims.

Tom Hanks

Bill Murray

Mama June

Willard Scott

Asia Argento

Rose McGowan

Kanye West

Lady Gaga

Tilda Swinton

Roseanne Barr

Donald Trump

Asia Argento and Rose McGowan are great choices. They both seem like sociopaths.

I saw Rose was trending on Twitter a couple hours ago and my first thought was “Maybe she died!” I’ve never been more appalled at myself, but damn. These two are such trash humans the world truly would be better off without them.

Stephen King

Cloris Leachman

Chris Brown. With anger issues like his I wouldn't be a bit surprised to hear he killed somebody. As far as I'm concerned he's capable of almost anything.

Johnny Depp

Lee Pac—wait, you said celebrity. My bad.

Crispin Glover or Christopher Walken.

Tom Hughes

Jussie Smollett, Jeanine Pirro, Jared Kushner, Jared Leto

Jonah. Fucking. Hill.

R37, You really don't trust people whose names begin with the letter J, do you?

Rami

Lars von Trier

Christopher Walken as a hitman

Danny Trejo for whatever it is he did time for

Bill Murray as the "stealth" type

Your Millennial Friend

Willem Dafoe

Shia Labeouf

R42 if we are going HERE, then GAP Playlist Troll. But dormant for over 15 years.

On the other hand, sweet, gentle hero Steve Buscemi always gets cast as the ultimate serial killer and he happens to be one of the nicest, most stable human beings in show business.

R43 x2

Charlie Sheen

Mother Dolores Hart

Suge Knight

David Fincher.

Steven Seagal

Ted Nugent

Kanye West. Although I think he would try to go the Jim Jones route and see if he could cause a mass suicide at one of his Sunday Services.

Would anyone be surprised if Charlie Sheen's back yard was found to be full of shallow graves?

Anna Farris.

Seth McFarlane

Matt Damon (he was very convincing in The Talented Mr. Ripley).

James Franco.

Crispin Glover.

Bradley Cooper.

Charlie Sheen.

Jack Nicholson.

agree with Tom Sizemoore, David Miscavige & Nicholas Cage

I could see Kirk Douglass having killed people when he was younger. (Now he just drinks their blood)

Someone more obscure: Peter Greene

Beanie Fieldstein, you know that girl hangs out during auditions and follows her best competition home and eliminates them and keeps a scrunchy as a souvenir. Just look at how many girls went missing from Harvard Westlake when she was there. Mindhunter catch this girl!

Jodie Foster

Meryl

Mads Mikkelsen

Robert Wagner

John Malkovich

Busy Phillips

AYB and/or YMF, but I think they're both the same person, so.

Jonathan Ryhs-Meyers

Connor McGregor

James Woods.

Dame Angela Lansbury

Kevin Spacey

DMX

DANNY BONADUCE

EVE PLUMB

SUSAN OLSEN

MEGAN MCCAIN

SERENA WILLIAMS

LISA WHELCHEL

ANDERSON COOPER

Brad Pitt. It would have been far too easy for him to lure victims, male or female.

Oscar Pistorius has a leg up on most listed here.

Ha! R74

G

Serial loser, serial killer.

I’d like to raise the Spector (Phil) that he may have bodies buried on that property he owned.

R Kelly. I really think he's a psychopath so I'd be surprised if he hadn't murdered some of his victims.

Robert Blake ... In Cold Blood

Julie Andrews

Faye Dunaway

R81 Are her victims little homosexuals?

Courtney Love — those aren’t Doll Parts.

Betty White of course.

Kanye

R. Kelly

Suge Knight

David Geffen

Rosie

Lori Laughlin, she's got the hubris

Sean Young

Jay Z

Mel Gibson.

Don Trump Jr.

John Hamm

I could see John Hamm killing a homeless person in some alley every now and then. For kicks.

*Jon Hamm

Bryan Singer

R79 = the late Mrs. Robert Blake

That creepy actor Steven Ogg, who played Negan's lackey Simon. He has the look of a girl skinner.

Meghan Markle

Phil Spector

John Lennon

Brian Wilson

Andy Dick

Sean Penn or Dr Phil or Mary Wilson

Without reading the thread I'm going to say Johnny Depp.

Wondering how many other people did too.

Dr. Drew Pinsky

Lucas Haas

Michael Fassbender

Alec Baldwin...the anger issues

R105 That’s interesting, because I associate anger with crimes of passion, serial killers are cold, calculating and analytic instead controlling all details of what they are doing.

We need to cross-reference the threads that detail actors who hate or have unhealthy relationships with their mommies.

Almost all serial killers have Mommy Issues.

Jared Dead behind the eyes Leto

B Coop for sure

Why is this clearly non-gay OP being allowed to post here? This is a gay site for gay people. Get the fuck out.

Damn, R105 -- you beat me to it. He was the first person I thought of.

Christopher Walken Robert Wagner

Christopher Walken never seemed the least bit creepy to me, though he plays a great creep.

Cesar Milan.

Another for James Woods. He looks like the type who'd cut you in half, angrily fuck your corpse, and then throw your remains around the room post-climax.

Bill Cosby. How many of his rape victims never woke up?

R110 this Tarantino troll comes here often now. He’s an autistic creep.

Christian Bale

Ah, you beat me to it R1, I was immediately thinking Tom Cruise too. Most of these people are too lazy, stoned or stupid to pull off any crime (besides drug or sex crimes), much less that the requisite skill and attention span to be a serial killer. Tom Cruise is charming, fit for a 60 year old - and seems completely bloodless.

The entire Jackson family.

Joel Silver (not a celebrity but still Hollywood)

David Duchovny

James Woods for sure.

"Almost all serial killers have Mommy Issues. "

FYI almost all human beings have Mommy Issues.

George Clooney. There's something very sinister lurking beneath that polished surface. He's charming and strikes me as quite intelligent, traits that can often be found in psychopaths.

Matt Damon is a good one too. I just don't trust these wholesome 'doting father and husband' types.

And I second Leonardo DiCaprio. It pains me to say it because I used to love him, but ever since Titanic I've felt like there was something off with him.

Henry Cavill

Mike Tyson

Well Paul Lynde of course. But he’s dead.

Sean Avery or John Mayer.

Seth McFarlane. Something is wrong with that uncanny valley , Muppet looking freak.

Ugly slag Bijou Phillips and her dirty looking rat eyed husband Danny Masterson.

Macaulay Culkin. He looks to me like he's got a lot of simmering seething resentment going on.

Eric Trump

woody allen

tobey maguire

Tobey Maguire is a good one. He wouldn’t even need chloroform to subdue his victims. His speaking voice would be just as effective.

I wouldn't presume to say "Game Over" but:

Courtney. Love.

the quiet ones are always hiding something...

oh look OP took a selfie

Oh yes Tobey Maguire.

Tobey Maguire, omg, absolutely.

The NY Post run a story about Don's Plum a couple of weeks ago; the 90s indie movie Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio had banned in North America. No idea why they brought that up AGAIN, but it was interesting. Tobey Maguire came across as an absolute sociopath, and there seems to be a very weird dynamic between him and DiCaprio. Although I have to say, the main guy who was interviewed (I think he was the writer/producer of the movie) came across as somewhat unhinged as well, so I'd take his version of events with a grain of salt. However, there are so many other stories out there about Maguire being a complete asshole; it can't possibly all be made up.

James Franco or David Blaine. Both have been accused of sexual assault and just come across as weird and creepy individuals all around. Not sure about Blaine, but Franco also has that superficial charm that is said to be typical of serial killers/sociopaths.

Penn Jillette

Neil Patrick Harris.

Joaquin Phenix.

Woody Harrelson

Charlize Theron

Kelsey Grammer

GOOP. Using her wellness products or whatever it is she Hawks

Corey Feldman

Rita Wilson

I second R141 and the choice of Neil Patrick Harris. He gives me the creeps.

John C. Reilly

Janet Jackson.

Because she and her ex ARE serial killers.

No shit.

Bret Easton Ellis.

Not because of "American Psycho," but because of his dead, dead eyes.

Dear R110 and R117 I can assure you I’m 100% gay and have been a DLer for a number of years. I dunno how I can be a QT troll as this is the first time I’ve ever mentioned him. Gays was simply a mistype of guys. Sorry to have triggered you gays.

That Kaytlin Jenner thing.

no, r153, he's only killed one person.

Anderson Cooper

Need it be said? Vivian Vance.

Kevin Spacey

r150 thinks Entertainment Lawyer blind items are fact

Tiffany Trump - that girl's the Keyser Soze of that family

You guys are just mentioning stars you don't like. I mean....Taylor Swift? She doesn't even look capable of giving someone a vicious slap, let alone killing anyone. Like 95% of serial killers are male, so of course r26 mentions mostly females....bwah!!!

R152 wants to be disliked for using the lummox's "dunno" instead of her "typo."

I'm sure we all can oblige her.

Jennifer Lawrence because her eyes are always dead.

Moosifer.

I would have said Sylvia Miles. RIP.

James Woods

Roseanne Barr

Everyone is mentioning dead eyes, but I don’t see that as a marker, if anything people like Bundy were known for their charisma and I would say even had a sparkle in their eyes to hypnotize his victims.

Michael Moore

Ryan and Tatum

Donald J. Trump.

I agree with R166 in that I think many of the people mentioned here are too obvious. They look peculiar, come across as weirdos or are known to have anger issues or drug problems.

It is often said that the scary thing about psychopaths is that they come across as completely normal at first, even likeable.

R170 Exactly why I picked Neil Patrick Harris. I know DL'ers don't like him for various reasons, but he is universally liked amongst the philistines. He would fly under the radar like Bundy.

DJT - right in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

Vincent d'Onofrio

Almost all serial killers are men from working class backgrounds.....but in dataloungeland, they are rich actresses that people dislike!

Mason Reece

Courtney Love

Vincent Gallo (whet?)

Ryan Seacrest

Jesus, burying a few overdosed hookers in your basement doesn't make you a serial killer!

Just unlucky.

Haley Joel Osment

Randy Quaid

Casey Affleck

Shia LaBeouf

No one said Bryan Singer?

Jolie, Sizemore, O'Neal, Timberlake, Combs, Clooney

Bryan Singer is another one who's got a few twinks who overdosed buried in his basement.

R178 Because he sees dead people?

To be fair, who [bold]doesn't [/bold]have an overdosed twink or two in the basement? Those little bitches love their substances!

"Dear [R110] and [R117] I can assure you I’m 100% gay and have been a DLer for a number of years. I dunno how I can be a QT troll as this is the first time I’ve ever mentioned him. Gays was simply a mistype of guys. Sorry to have triggered you gays."

Jon Voight has a face made for an orange jumpsuit.

Another vote for Casey Affleck.

Anthony "No Typecasting Here" Hopkins.

Ted Nugent

Kid Rock or Eminem

I almost forgot... Mel Gibson certainly has the potential.

Barry Diller & DVF

Wes Craven

Paz de la Huerta

Harvey Weinstein

Nicholas Sparks

I can see David Duchovny and Gwyneth Paltrow scheming to be the next Bonnie and Clyde.

Lady f-ing Gaga. She wanted a perfume to smell like blood and cum. I have a feeling she has black widowed several folks and that’s why she loves that smell combo.

These two idiots.

Niall Horan

Barbra Streisand

Mother Dolores Hart

Missing teen boys, don’t look at me....

Geffen.

Ben Barnes and his dead eyes. I had a dream about him killing is own father.

Helen Lawson

Donald Trump Jr

Vince Vaughn and Tobey MaGuire, Taylor Swift as a serial poisoner.

Jazz jennings

Bill & Hillary

Mel Gibson

Eric Trump. Nabbed by the police after trying to grab a 6 year old girl from a school parking lot. Unfortunately for him, she was not alone. The rest of her Brownie troop saw his attempted kidnapping and ran to her aid. They stomped him with their little tap shoes and cut him up with their safety scissors and hot glued pom-poms all over him. After his face healed his looks actually improved.

ELLEN

Harry Styles

Meghan Markle and Harry's along for the ride

r4 Good call

Joaquin Phoenix. Dude is WAY too squirrelly to be sane.

Tom Cruise.

Judd Apatow.

Tom Cruise

Betty White

R194, Sorry, I mean no disrespect, but it would be pretty difficult for Wes Craven to kill anyone seeing as how he has been dead since 2015.

Megyn Kelly. Obviously.

Doris Kearns Goodwin

Dame Olivia Newton-Lez

Armie Hammer

Olivia de Havilland

Renner.

Because ‘Gay Serial Killer’ is the only role he’s ever played that’s convinced me, and it would explain everything about the chaotic flaming dumpster that is his life.

I think it’s the grotesque amiability of his face, like he’s playing up his negligible charm as a harmless homely nobody to obfuscate and hide his crimes. Hasn’t he flipped a bunch of large secluded houses, as well? Lot of acreage and big basements....

(ahem), you fumbducks.

Meghan McCain - NO doubt in my mind. That bitch has so much rage inside. I picture her husband cowling in the corner like a battered wife when she comes home and stomps through the front door, waiting for his punishment. I guess I would go through that too for the kind of inheritance she will receive.

Depends on what you mean by celebrity, because that can mean anything from a well known Hollywood veteran to somebody who has a lot of followers on Tik Tok.

Charlie Sheen

Christian Bale. Well known anger issues. Second choice would be Matt Bomer, he's just obscure enough to get away with it for a time, plus he has the vacant eyes of a psychopath.

Vincent Cassel Orlando Bloom or Keanu Reeves (someone we suspect less) Julianne Moore Jeff Bezos Tarantino as well Cody Fern Britney Spears

^^Or-blando? Maybe with a lot of help and cajoling from a girlfriend. He’s a bit too much of a wet blanket to murder alone.

If I had to cast a fey Brit to act as a serial killer I’d probably pick someone like Tom Felton; pretty and beguiling, but pallid and sharp-looking with depressed eyes.

Serial killer celeb?

Queen Elizabeth, obviously.

Aside from the entire Trump family (Barron too!) the obvious answer is Michael C. Hall.

I could picture James Franco standing menacingly in a doorway, holding a bloody knife, getting ready to add another severed head to his collection.

Stephen Dorff

Jerry Lee Lewis.

Kevin Spacey

"Asia Argento and Rose McGowan are great choices. They both seem like sociopaths."

Oh, look, Harvey Weinstein just entered the thread

Jan Micheal Vincent

Another vote for Tom Sizemore. Many who’ve worked with this psycho can attest.

Val Kilmer, as this thread may yet attest.

Oliver Stone

James woods

Kevin spacey

James ellroy

Bradley Cooper Crispin Glover Jared Leto

Michael Shannon

William friedkin in the 70s

Charlie sheen

Roman Polanski

Axl rose

James Franco

Sean penn

Meryl Streep.

Winona Ryder.

Tim Burton wouldn’t be all that surprising

Alexander Skarsgard

Eric Estrada

wilmer valderrama

Picture a Happy Birthday To Me dining room scenario.

From somewhere down the hall, you hear a familiar voice begin to sing:

Sing. Sing a song. Make it simple to last your whole life long...

Don’t worry if it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear.

Just sing.

Sing a song.

And then, entering with a platter of voiceboxes appears...

Betty Buckley

Creepy Christopher Walken because he just looks like a serial killer without trying.

People try to look like serial killers r258?

An extra. TMZ is particularly bad at this type of con job. "A former Power Ranger?! Who?... oh, I see. An extra."

R259 - yeah, you know those people who are called actors and are sometimes require to play creepy murderers. No makeup required for Walken. Duh.

Roseanne Barr

The fat kid from [italic]Small Wonder[/italic]

Ivanka. She's a honey trap.

Jimmy Fallon. You don't know the dark secrets that fuel that man's excessive drinking.

I like the director angle. They like to direct. Whoever makes those SAW pieces of shit or any other torture porn.

I like the director angle. They like to direct. Whoever makes those SAW pieces of shit or any other torture porn.

Michael Moore

Lisa Vanderpump

Kevin Spacey

Tammy Cruise

Steven Spielberg

Woody Allen

John Travolta

I have a generally low opinion of celebrities. In my experience, they are all self-centered and ruthless. In short, most of them are candidates for serial killer status.

It would be easier to name the exceptions. Jane Withers comes to mind.

She never had me fooled.

Amy Klobuchar.

Shia LaBeouf

Ben Affleck during his blackouts.

R kelly

It's usually a depressed-looking white man no one much notices, so I'd say Jeremy Renner is a perfect choice.

Meghan McCain

Helen Twelvetrees

Spring Byington

Louise Brooks