Newly Single Heterosexual Bradley Cooper has been spending time with his daughter!

He looks better there. Less Botoxed?

That stache is tragic.

Is Bradley Cooper slowing morphing into Kevin Kline?

His daughter is just beautiful. But she doesn’t really look like either of them?

There is no one gayer.

He looks like Ned Flanders riding in the coaster with Dr. Ruth.

How many ass-babies has Bradley 'born'?

Has he been photographed taking his child to church yet?

His face looks much better. The child is beautiful.

The child is probably a spoiled bitch. And how did she come out THAT blonde?

Surely that's Flyover Funnyman Jeff Foxworthy, not Bradley Cooper.

Beautiful little girl. r10, her hair will probably darken as she grows up (unless of course she lightens it), but blond hair is recessive, so it's no surprise that two blue-eyed parents would have a blonde child.

And how fortunate that the paps happened to catch Bradley just when he happened to have a fun date with his daughter (and as an aside, I'm shocked that no one called the police to report a stached perv carting around a young child...)

Some people keep their blonde hair. Not everyone loses it.

“Blindfolded, Ass-Up, Face down, come in. Pump & Dump.”

That is a pornstache

I hate to say it but with that moustache he looks like a young Hitler.

R16 I saw the same resemblance.

A little girl is really beautiful. I would say she has her father’s eyes.

R14

"Horsehung daddy, 12.5 x 8, uc. On my way. Be ready to get rammed."

Is he doing a biographical film on Jeff Foxworthy?

Is that baby mine? I demand a DNA test!

Young Stalin

I see abit of Robin Williams.

R20 I'll need to sample your DNA, Mr. Garber, and the DNA of Mr. Neeson to see which one tastes better....I mean, which one of you is the father.

Love the stache. Hate the new hairstyle.

He looks very sexy with just a mustache.

Very heterosexual looking. Extremely non-gay looking.

How butch.

As time goes on, I find him creepier and creepier....rather in the John Travolta way.

I never liked him... and he’s never been hot. He looks like a mole

I don’t mind the stache.

That pornstache makes him look gayer than ever.

They usually had their daughter's face blocked out. I wonder why he allowed the paps to show her face this time. But she is really beautiful.

The mustache is a 10.

That mustache looks great on him and may have singlehandedly convinced me to get one. I've had a beard/been clean shaven before but I've never had just a mustache before.

She’s not that cute.

I like him with facial hair

He’s seriously not good looking. What are you all looking at?

R37 He is objectively good looking and always has been. Beautiful blue eyes, face, musculature. Kissable lips.

I think he's hotter now than in his Alias days, but all the public cozying up with Lady Gaga was offputting. When someone tries to sell a romance THAT hard, my bullshit meter goes off.

He’s not objectively good looking. Awful nose, awful chin and jaw, meerkat face.

Blue eyes don’t make a face handsome.

The John Travolta - level creepy description is right on. No idea if he is gay but just seems disturbed. Tom Cruise-creepy could be another apt description. Not someone that seems like they would have a healthy relationship.

Nothing convinces me Bradley Cooper is straight more than his outfit choices since Irina is no longer in the picture. He's gone from hot and stylish to hot mess in the course of the last few months.

[quote] He’s seriously not good looking

And you are seriously sight impaired. Or more likely, insanely jealous and incapable of complementing him because of your petty queer envy.

The new look is rather 1930s retro. This must be for a role.

He's up for the reboot of Parks and Recreation.

R43 or some of us don’t find him good looking...

Why so much anger in his direction? Is it because he’s gay and closeted? Kind of like having a fight with yourself: self created. I’ve yet to hear anything remotely convincing that he is gay. If he is, great! That’s all. Why the anger? Depressing how screwed up so many DL posters are.

The child is beautiful and you can tell he clearly loves her and is a good dad.

On second viewing, I think his daughter does resemble him facially. I'd like a picture of him as a child for comparison, but I see a definite resemblance.

R47 The over the top hate for BCoop on this site has always mystified me. I remember last year there were many on here thinking #metoo was going to bring him down. Of course nothing came of it. This is what happens when you believe fake blind items. Many actors are closeted and do far worse than Cooper.

Cooper is a bad actor.

R51, always a critic, never a performer. Those who can, DO. Those who can't, critique.

He looks like Bradley The Gay Blade.

He’s not talented. He’s not handsome. He got lucky.

When did BC become “Doug” from the Liberty Mutual commercials?

[quote]He looks very sexy with just a mustache.

He looks like a kiddie diddler.

I lost alot of respect for him, after seeing him on that Google save the planet thing. Seeing him help Katy Perry fat ass get on a boat. And bicycling with Oprah.

All the BC hate confuses me too and seems confined to here and lipstick alley. He's hard working and seems a genuinely good guy. He's also one heck of an actor. If he's closeted then he's one of several A-listers who are so why the big deal? And the only tea anyone can offer on him is he enjoys being on the recieving end of Victor Garber and Liam Neeson's huge d*cks (and if that's a crime then lock me up too.)

R47 must be new here.

[quote]If he's closeted then he's one of several A-listers who are so why the big deal?

I'm assuming you're not actually gay. Let's put it in other terms: Let's say a black actor could pass for white, and did. He denied his blackness and swore up and down he was white. Now let's say black people were not his biggest fans because of that. Do you understand why black people would feel that way?

He's straight, just a selfish jackass. His relationships with women end too badly for them to all just be contracts. None of his ex girlfriends can stand him.

R61 believes shit like this.

No wonder he's posting all over this thread desperate for Bradley GAY Cooper to be heterosexual.

R61 masturbates to this cover.

R61 bought all of the copies of this issue at his local CVS.

I don't "hate" him, but he's so nakedly ambitious that I just can't like him. He's not really all that talented. And cluing in the paparazzi to your outing with your child, purely so you can look like a loving dad, is pretty creepy.

Let's just agree he's bisexual and a douche.

Homosexual who beards.

Gaystache

If I was Lady Gaga I would be doubling up on the anti-depressant medication. If that's all press, could put me with is Bradley and Jeremy. That In Touch magazine alone would make me want to drink paint.

He's not gay he's in love with Lady Gaga.

The OP's picture is very unflattering.

His nose looks as enormous as Charles De Gaulle's.

Look at Brad doing his Cliff Clavin impression.

Can I just ask, and this may be a bit off topic, but how do y'all know which paperazzi pictures are set ups? They all look the same to me.

Serious question, who is the mother (surrogate)? because you know damn well Irina Shayk was never pregnant to begin with.

One of the worst fake baby bumps I have ever seen.

Faker than Beyoncé's?

R75 on par

I am the mother of all Bradley's children: past, present, and future.

I wonder if one of their 5 nanny's was the surrogate.

R61 Straight? 😂

R78 Typed in haste.

When I'm in the checkout line and see the magazine covers about Bradley and Gaga's "romance" I always chuckle. And they've even added Jeremy Renner in to make it a "love triangle!" It's LOL funny.

The editors and such at these magazines must know the truth, and get off on fucking with the gullibility of the public. Maybe their staff meetings are like "what can we pull out of our asses next, to make these idiots believe is true?"

Henry Zebrowski from Last Podcast on the Left outed him last week on the show.

Is Gaga "dating" Renner to get closer to Tom Cruise?

r82 what did he say?

R84, I'll look for it.

Homeaux, Actors are narcissists. All of them. That's why so many of them are bisexual because they crave attention. They are addicted to it. That's the biggest part of their motivation. they don't dream of performing Ibsen, they dream of applause and adulation.

[quote]how do y'all know which paperazzi pictures are set ups? They all look the same to me.

For one thing, professional paparazzi don't just hang out all day at Disneyland on the chance that some celebrity is going to show up - they can't afford to waste time like that. They've been notified in advance that some given celebrity is going to be there.

In this case, they got 10 pictures of him, and he's not trying to hide from the cameras in any of them. Nor does he look annoyed, as he would be if some random member of the public were to take that many pictures of him. In particular, I doubt many celebrity parents would allow their child's picture to be taken without permission in advance.

He even managed to get the front seat on the roller coaster! Presumably he paid off the Disneyland employees for that seat so the photographers could get a better picture of him.

Whatever it takes to get his pictures in the tabloids - he doesn't care.

The Bradley Cooper outing is on the 8/7/19 episode of the Last Podcast on the Left podcast. It's a quick listen.

Not going to search for and listen R89. In summary - who said what?