Nancy Reagan

Nancy Reagan was a total phony baloney and imperious cuntress to everyone but Ronnie.

Even her legendary patented casket dance brought her no new admirers!

Where did the blowjob rumor come from? (Sorry) Was she on the casting couch during her acting days?

She was the reigning Queen of Bel-Air.

Her knock knees are not the result of kneeling for prayer.

Her dick sucking prowess was no “rumor.”

'Ol Hoovermouth

Was it true that Patty hated her?

Was it true that Patty hated her?

Carol Landis and Nancy took turns blowing Sinatra and Lawford on a drive to Mexico.

Was it true that Patty had her tubes tied during her dad's presidency because she was convinced the world was going to shit? This was a storyline in the miniseries.

She had some great style. She was easily one of the most stylish modern First Ladies and the best dressed out of the Republican lot. She paid her tailor very well.

She wore lots of red because she heard it hid cumstains well

Nauseating bitch.

Just say no to swallowing

R9, it was just Nancy, taking turns blowing Lawford and Robert Walker enroute to Phoenix. It is in Patricia Seaton Lawford's book on her late husband.

You bitches better watch it with your trash talk about my Nancy. OK for me to slam everyone, but I never said an unkind thing about her.

[quote] She had some great style. She was easily one of the most stylish modern First Ladies and the best dressed out of the Republican lot.

Nancy was a CUNT and so are you.

Didn't know that Nancy was such a whore. I certainly did know that she was a repellant human being. TRASH.

r2 Nancy was a slut before she left Chicago. She knew her lack of beauty and talent were major handicaps in Hollywood, so she was ready and willing to use the casting couch.

Haha R19! No surprise!

Nancy had lousy style. The other Nancy today has more style.

Her thin lips and bobblehead made taking huge veiny cocks more possible

She was a pro at cocksucking and possibly anal as well

[R19] so Melania is not the First Lady with a previous career in HOstessing. Nancy R is nasty AF.

Did Nancy's pussy stink?

Apparently this week Nancy Reagan slipped and fell, and broke her hair.

She was known as "The Turkey"

She dressed in clothes that were themselves beautiful but that did not make her look beautiful.

When she was in office she was hugely loathed by most non-Republicans; when George HW Bush was elected, the only bright side people saw was that at least that hateful bitch nancy was going and being replaced by Barbara Bush, who seemed much nicer. But in time we learned that Nancy was not quite as bad as people had thought (she was pro-choice, for exampled), and that Barbara Bush w as much worse than had been believed.

I don't think either were nice ladies. Nancy was more socially liberal than people thought, but she was a rotten mother to Patti and a huge social climber, and gave superficial attention to the drug crisis of the 80s only to put herself in the limelight in grotesquely hypocritical fashion (she had a pill addiction, but did not consider her tranquilizers and painkillers "drugs" because they weren't easily accessible to poor people in ghettos).

Nancy was MGM VP Benny Thau's mistress, so she was frequently in his office, paying lip service. He rewarded her with a contract and was constantly promoting her for film roles. He had previously done so with his last mistress, Greer Garson, but the minute Garson won an Oscar, she dumped him and married her young co-star. So, perhaps, old Benny, not wanting to lose another mistress to stardom, held back on making Nancy a breakout star. Nancy was a serviceable actress, but was nothing special, so she was relegated to secondary roles, usually as someone's wife.

[Quote] I don't think either were nice ladies.

No Republican Women are nice. How could they be, supporting a party that is against women.

[quote]Nancy was a serviceable actress,

Emphasis on the "service."

The back of that throat was tickled by everyone except Cesar Romero.

More Nancy blowjob stories!

Repellant bitch = Nancy

Hilarious thread.

Her cankles!!!

[quote]The back of that throat was tickled by everyone except Cesar Romero.

How dare you come for Cesar Romero. I am the only one who cums for Cesar Romero.

Slutty bitch

She used to have girls night outs with Linda Lovelace and they'd swap stories about deepthroating.

She used to have girls night outs with Linda Lovelace and they'd swap stories about deepthroating.

What's a "blowjob?"

Like putting nice clothes on a donkey, it still Hee Haws!

She was a cheapskate

Rock Hudson was invited to a White House dinner/reception/shindig thing in the early 80s. Hudson was HIV+ at this stage although he wasn't diagnosed. He looked pretty ill, very underweight, gaunt, grey pallor. At the reception Nancy gave him a little hug and remarked that he was too thin, he needed fattening up. "So do you!" Rock replied.

Anyway a few days later, when Rock was home in California, he got a parcel from the White House. Official photos from the state dinner. To one pic Nancy had clipped a handwritten note "You better get that checked out" She was referring to the Kaposi Sarcoma visible on Rock's neck. Of course Rock's friends had also, many times, urged him to visit a doctor. His body was covered in lesions. But Rock was in a state of denial about any possibility he may have HIV. Someone outside his circle, Reagan, shattered his delusion.

She really was a piece of work, that Nancy. She was a big ol' slut back in the day, servicing the leading men of MGM and being kept by Benny Thau, who was twice her age. Then she goes and marries Ronnie and births his kids and all of a sudden she's gracious lady of the manor.

She demonstrated her legendary cuntitude when, after Ronnie was elected, she pressured the Carters to get out of the White House family residence ASAP. Traditionally, the WH staff removes the departing family's belongings and moves the new family's things in DURING the inauguration ceremony. Nancy, cunt that she was, wanted the Carters gone yesterday, so her decorators could come in and redo the place weeks before the inaugural. Jimmy and Roselyn told her to go pound sand.

Did Scotty Bowers have any gossip about her?

R24, yes! Like Red Dye 40!

R24, yes! Like Red Dye 40!

Yet when Rock Hudson flew to Paris for what was thought the best treatment for Aids at the American hospital there. They denied him treatment, he asked Ronnie and Nancy to intervene - they did not.

So much misogyny in one thread. Nancy must be a cock sucker because she is a republican. I have heard of the dumbass rumor with no receipts for years. I am sure most of you are much of a bigger slut that if Nancy was an actual slut her skills can't rival most of you guys.

Nancy Reagan spent more time and energy on her wardrobe than on raising her children. And it showed.

The story about the Carters is true though, R49. Nancy was the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted.

R49, yes dear, but none of us were ever FLOTUS for a party that prides itself on its moral majority Christian platform.

It was a joy and a thrill to block r49, defender of the biggest hypocrite slut of the last fifty years. At least Babs Bush came by her evil with a pedigree.

There is no historical couple I hate more than the Gipper and Mommy, except maybe Putin’s Bitch and his Whore Handler.

Ronnie's pet name for Nancy was "Poopie Pants." Really.

R53, done and done

I FFed and blocked him as well R53.

This is r11. I didn’t say I liked the woman, but looking back at her style, especially compared to Mrs. Carter and Mrs. Bush, Nancy has them Best. I just prefer Nancy’s “women who lunch”

Like most women who lunch, I’m sure she was a shallow bitch, but I can still enjoy a well crafted outfit.

Now, the First Lady shows her nipples at the Fourth of July celebration and throws a hat onto random outfits like its Halloween. Yikes!

R53 reads like a pearl-clutching parody.

I meant R49. My apologies, R53.

Open any page of Kitty Kelly’s bio of Nancy and you’ll laugh out loud.

You can think she's a cunty cocksucker and still recognize a few good points. Yes, her loyalty to Ronnie came at the expense of any maternal attention she gave her kids and stepkids, but it also was part of why she was instrumental, along with Mike Deaver in getting some odious people out of the administration. She was less political in the usual sense but more moderate than Ronnie and she knew how to give people the heave-ho. there is something to be said for being crafty and intelligent in your cunting. Just compare her to that garden variety whore Melanoma, who couldn't boot some minor league sociopath who'd wormed their way into Drumpf's insecurities.

Really, a great many of our FLOTUSs have been cunts, to some degree. Even Michele O---her pre-DC job was turfing ER patients on Medicaid away from the University of Chicago Medical center--not exactly God's work. Jackie O, of course, was a spoiled brat in her White House days and, of course, there was Mamie, the DL favorite, not to mention Bar "knows how to hate" Bush! Bess Truman was probably a major piece of work, but at least she was sincere in her hatred of Washington (unlike Bar Bush). If they weren't cunts, they were lushes (like the likable Betty Ford, the sad brittle Pat Nixon and most likely, Pickles Bush) or nice people stuck with philanderers like Lady Bird. Really it's be a cunt or have a pretty dysfunctional life.

I love these FLOTUS threads. Best of DL.

She was the Melania of the 80s. She had a jacket that said “I don’t care about AIDS, do you?” A truly hideous cunt.

I like Bar Bush because she was an old school, old money cunt. Those are my favorite of the cunts. She kept her eyes on the prize and didn't get distracted by bullshit.

She was very good in " The Next Voice You Here".

Oh, please Nancy's only talent in Hollywood was blowjobs. Years ago, I went to the Reagan Library--as much hoping for humor as anything---and they had a little exhibit of her movie career, basically it was one B-movie theater card after another.

i wonder what she told her anti-semite stepfather about Benny Thau?

R63: Melanoma is arank amteur compared with Nancy--she bagged Ronnie with more cunning and ruthlessness than Melanoma could ever muster.

True r67, Melania offers Trump absolutely nothing. I don't see him venting to her, not that she's every really in the WH.

I have a friend who worked with the Reagans as staff. He said Ronnie was always personable and friendly to everyone and that Nancy was a cold, unfriendly, class-conscious bitch.

[quote] I am sure most of you are much of a bigger slut that if Nancy was an actual slut her skills can't rival most of you guys.

Welcome to the United States! You must have endured many hardships to come here, especially since you have not yet mastered our language.

R70, lol! That troll mangled that sentence.

R71. Are you jealous your dick sucking skills does not rival nancy because I don't understand why there is so much hate for her. R70. Bitch I am the United States.

To R61, come on over and sit next to me and spread more cheer!

I’m always surprised that dick sucking women were around in the olden days. That skill doesn’t go with my image of the pearls and the gloves and fresh scrubbed two children.

Huge gloryhole hound, major Reagan supporter

The Reagans were the perfect political power couple. Nancy was an overt bitch so Ronnie could play the nice guy to everyone. Together they were hell on earth.

I hear your points, r61 and offer up this as a counter argument:

Nancy Reagan was a dicksucking, bobbleheaded whore who was too ugly and talentless to make it in Hollywood and clamped onto Ronnie’s dick like a vampire squid as her ticket out of a future that involved Soup and Bingo night at the Hollywood Actor’s Retirement Village. Her respectability is a lie and she more than likely gave up the backdoor to all his fascist handlers to keep them sweet, much like Ivanka and the current in-house Whore.

R77, right on.

Disgusting slag

WHORE

[quote]Did Nancy's pussy stink?’

Why would it? Wrong hole.

I like your style, R77

Was I the only one who found her oddly sensual in the early '80s?

^^God, I hope so!

Something that might get you out of Darfur, R39

You know, I never really had an opinion on Nancy Reagan one way or the other. I was a kid during the Reagan years and I remember her appearance with Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes.

Then I heard about the Rock Hudson story. I think it was on Howard Stern, about how she and the President could have helped Rock during the AIDS crisis and didn't. That was just low. Just goes to show, the only one you can really count on is the person staring back at you in the mirror.

She was a speed freak (diet pills), which kept her skinny.

That's different, R87!

Benzadrine or bulimia or anorexia--a figure like that is hard to keep with starchy state dinners/

She never saw a dick she didn't like!

She'd give full service including the balls and a few inches below, if you get my drift...

R74 Women didnt suck cock as much as they do now. However it happened with the Hollywood set. Marilyn Monroe had to blow a ton of men to make her mark in Hollywood.

Wouldn't allow her hands to be photographed.

It's true Nancy was a whore. The very same day she arrived in Hollywood Nancy slept with Lous B. Mayer, John Wayne, Frances X. Bushman and Walter Brennan. The following week she head about the motion piture industry thought she might give it a shot.

Nancy is wondering why the maid is hanging around instead bringing out the food.

I loved the comment in the Ronald Reagan funeral thread about Nancy showing up at the White House and throwing her fur coat at Condeleeza Rice to put away.

This brittle old thing loved the cock. She never Just Said No to giving a couple of hundreds of good BJs!

Nancy Nasty!

R92 Porn going mainstream is responsible for a lot of that.

She looks reptilian.

She wanted to be Jackie Kennedy, with her figure and designer clothes. Instead, she was a graceless old harpie with an expensive wardrobe that didn't hang quite right.

She basically ran the country when Ronald descended into the early stages of his dementia while he was still in office. She covered for him early on.

[quote]She basically ran the country when Ronald descended into the early stages of his dementia

Or, perhaps more accurately, she AND HER ASTROLOGER basically ran the country . . .

Back when Ronnie was prez, I clipped a pic of N & R from the newspaper. They were standing in the ocean, R had gotten real wet and was dripping with his gut protruding and a yokel's stupid grin on his face. N was holding his hand with her arm outstretched to display her old lady chicken skin, her eyes were rolled looking back at R and she wore a bathing suit covered with a jelly beans pattern. Disgusting people.

Nancy was thin but she had fat ankles.

You think she blew Conrad Bain on the set of Diff'rent Strokes?

Or perhaps young Todd Bridges?

[quote]She was a pro at cocksucking and possibly anal as well

Most little Nancies are.

R48 Hudson was treated in Paris at the American Hospital but he wanted to deny it.

Are you hot? You could seduce Celine Dion.

Has Nancy ever describe to any of her legendary techniques? Sharing is caring!

Vid me and Mai arkitek schooling and GQ photo shoot, she makes me look like resucktbul womeen

She was a tin little Q tip of a woman, not just physically but intellectually, too. It was a guarantee you’d be the smartest person in the room if it was you and Nancy. It took four boxes of color to get her shade right: all L’Oreal.

She had the natural inquisitiveness of a milk carton.

She latched on to Ronnie like a barnacle. I know he was no prize but for god's sake, could her blow jobs have gotten him to propose? What did he see in her? Surely he had heard about her slutty nasty ways.

The gooey love shtick act they put on was nauseating, too. Not believable by a long shot.

No getting knocked up by Ronnie got him to the altar. He'd been in that position before but I guess she had something that made an "honest man" of him. Probably those blow jobs. And she could keep doing them through the whole pregnancy. None of the inconveniences of fucking.

DECAFINATEDCOFFEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R115 Jeez when was that shot? Ronnie is clearly already away with the fairies there. QEII not exactly displaying a raging intellect either.

Who else has read the Kitty Kelley book? I get that Kelley has a bad reputation but is any of it true? Please say yes.

That was an actually interesting conversation Reagan and the Queen had at r115. They both emphatically agree that their bureaucracies have expanded out of control and is destroying their countries' finances for future generations.

Also here is the goss on Nancy's ...err... "speciality:

"It got nowhere near the press coverage that I Love You, Ronnie did, but Patricia Seaton Lawford's memoir of her late husband Peter contains a revealing passage on Mrs. Reagan as single gal Nancy Davis—and on her do's and don'ts of dating. Published in 1988, The Peter Lawford Story: Life With the Kennedys, Monroe and the Rat Pack chronicles the life of the low-magnitude movie star, Kennedy in-law and sometime Rat Packer. Among his many acquaintances was young Nancy Davis. Just how well they were acquainted Patricia didn't know until after Reagan was elected president. The Widow Lawford recalls, “Peter was watching the news right after Reagan was elected. He went over to the set, laughing and calling Mrs. Reagan a vulgar name. I was shocked and wanted to know what was bothering him. He laughed again and said that when she was single, Nancy Davis was known for giving the best head in Hollywood. Then Peter told of driving to the Phoenix area with Nancy and Bob Walker [whom Lawford claims was her lover at the time]. Nancy would visit her parents, Dr. and Mrs. Loyal Davis, while Peter and Walker picked up girls at Arizona State University in Tempe, a Phoenix suburb. He claimed that she entertained them orally on those trips, apparently playing with whichever man was not driving at the moment. I have no idea if Peter was telling the truth, though I have to assume he was because Peter was not one to gossip.”

So if that story is true then one was driving and two were always in the back seat? Sounds unlikely. What's more likely is that Bitter Lawford, who was an active Democrat, hated that Reagan had been voted in and wanted to slur her.

Well, Lawford was complimenting Nancy's blowjob skills. She must've been amazing considering Hollywood is the blowjob capital of the world.

Does anyone know how Nancy and tampons are alike?