We all know he was a homo who wanted to bed his best friend, but did he lust after young Romeo's pole or hole?
A romantic. Seeking nothing more than frottage and tender kisses.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 23, 2019 2:08 AM |
His jealousy is typically bottomesque.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 23, 2019 2:09 AM |
Mercutio was a lonely old bottom lusting after hot young tops Romeo and Benvolio.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 23, 2019 2:13 AM |
He definitely acted liked a bottom who had been dumped.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 23, 2019 2:30 AM |
"Let me be your Queen Mab every night, Romeo!"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 23, 2019 2:39 AM |
That entire scene is so palpably gay, up to and including Benvolio's artless cockblock near the end. I wonder if straight people even noticed.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 23, 2019 3:16 AM |