Let’s be a Stock Aitken Waterman hitmaker!

I'm the super gay dancing and singing by all of the male hitmakers!

Unless I'm Kylie Minogue, I will never be heard from again once my Stock Aitken Waterman-produced hit starts falling on the charts.

R2, and only outside the USA.

I'm THAT HAT that they all wear a version of.

I'm the Denim Jacket!

I'm the song that almost killed their career in 1989!

"Golden Oldies! Rolling Stones!

We don't want them back!

I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac!"

I'm the super-high-waisted jeans with giant belts!

I'm more of THOSE HATS!

I'm a tired American star in desperate need of a hit. You can call me LaurDonnebbie.

I'm the Laur of R9.

I’m Laur’s vampire makeup. Yeeeesh.

I'm the primary colors.

I'm the recycled backing dancers in every video.

I'm sexy Kylie. (Actually, I'm just a little girl who loves to play dress up. You'll have to wait a few years more to see the REAL sexy Kylie).

I'm THAT HAT - again!

[quote] I'm the song that almost killed their career in 1989!

The Reynolds Girls had a career beyond that one song???

I'm Kakko - the abortive attempt to give their faithful Japanese audiences a homegrown star to obsess over!

I’m a D-list celebrity, vaguely popular in The UK, hoping for even just one drecky SAW single. I can’t really sing or dance, but I look great in oversized horizontal striped t-shirts, baggy jeans cinched with wide belts, plastic hoop earrings, and THAT hat!

I, on the other hand, am Mandy Smith.

R19 The Mandy Smith album is one of my favorite SAW/PWL endeavors. Tacky as hell but it holds up surprisingly well, especially the Cool and Breezy Jazz remix of "I Just Can't Wait".

The Cool and Breezy Jazz remix has been a Balearic disco staple for 30 years now, Mandy herself notwithstanding.

Their best stuff is clearly on Donna Summer's "Another Place and Time" since they knew she could elevate their material to a completely different level.

Fuck no, Hazell Dean is their best work.

Here's one of their better tunes, before the sound became formulaic.

I think their zenith was the first two Mel & Kim A-Sides. Sound + Visuals - they retain a charm unlike theirs hits when they reached saturation point.

I’m the Casio-sounding keyboards.

R23 She had another good song with them titled “Just a Teaze.”

She had potential but calling herself “Princess” was a stupid idea and probably limited any success. I mean, how are you gonna call yourself Princess when Prince was on of the biggest stars in the world at that time?

I'm the Mandy Smith album track that should have been a single!

Gays would have loved me!

I'm the long forgotten Blakeney twins! I'm back in Ramsey Street this month!!

I'm "Looking Good Diving" by Morgan McVey, the SAW-produced precursor to "Buffalo Stance". There's Neneh Cherry somewhere in there, too.

I'm more of THOSE hats as well as Sade-esque outfits.

Morgan & McVey both seem so gay in that video. Neneh Cherry isn't the latter's beard, is she?

I'm Sonia!

Not only am I desperate to be Kylie2, I really want this cute gay guy to fall in love with me!

(He looks SO 1989!)

I am the indisputable high moment of the SAW sound, their most perfect song!

I'm the odd intro to this song which is nothing like the rest of it.

I'm the Lesbian Hitmaker pretending to be in love with a gay man.

I'm Pete Burns' high-kicking ability.

Did Pete ever give a side bang a chance?

I'm the hot go-go boys dancers guaranteeing massive gay club airplay!

[quote] Neneh Cherry isn't the latter's beard, is she?

They've been married since 1990.

I'm Big Fun, the gayest band ever!

That Hazell Dean song is such an earworm.