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Tomorrow we shall enjoy tall gorgeous 27 year old uncut French sizemeat

and NO rubbers! Just confirmed!

by Anonymousreply 36August 23, 2019 7:01 PM

Aren't you dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 1August 22, 2019 7:51 PM

How much is that going to run you?

by Anonymousreply 2August 22, 2019 7:52 PM

Stinkfish

by Anonymousreply 3August 22, 2019 7:52 PM

Not one penny Mary r2!

by Anonymousreply 4August 22, 2019 7:53 PM

How much is Laurent going for these days?

by Anonymousreply 5August 22, 2019 7:53 PM

POIDH.

by Anonymousreply 6August 22, 2019 7:54 PM

Why is the racist, misogynistic, trump-loving HATE MONGER, aka "Erna," still allowed to post here?

Unbelievable.

by Anonymousreply 7August 22, 2019 7:54 PM

Is it your new sponsee?

by Anonymousreply 8August 22, 2019 7:54 PM

Have fun, Erna.

Don't forget to tip him generously - for his bravery.

by Anonymousreply 9August 22, 2019 8:08 PM

I commend this talented Frenchman...for being able to keep his lunch down.

by Anonymousreply 10August 22, 2019 8:18 PM

Yes, I'm sure a wig-wearing, sixty-something year old scat queen is every twenty seven year old man's dream.

by Anonymousreply 11August 22, 2019 8:26 PM

Did you pick him up outside the group home for "special" people?

by Anonymousreply 12August 22, 2019 8:49 PM

I sure there's been some sort of miscommunication...he is French after all. Don't be surprised when he bolts out the door.

by Anonymousreply 13August 22, 2019 8:50 PM

Have fun op! Pics or it never happened!!

by Anonymousreply 14August 22, 2019 8:53 PM

Remember to douche BEFORE, this time.

by Anonymousreply 15August 22, 2019 8:57 PM

[quote] Remember to douche BEFORE, this time.

You realize that Erna's a SCAT PIG, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 16August 22, 2019 9:00 PM

[quote]Erna

Fetid shit eating retard diseased sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome Nazi pedo cunt fuck

Erna is scum

by Anonymousreply 17August 22, 2019 9:03 PM

Erna, are you recreating that famous philosophical "There's nothing like a good shit" scene from Mathieu Kassovitz's seminal French 1995 masterpiece "La Haine"?

Are you going to be role-playing the role of the funny little man?

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by Anonymousreply 18August 22, 2019 9:05 PM

[quote] "Gorgeous 27-year-old"

As in refined Parisian gentleman-caller? ...

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by Anonymousreply 19August 22, 2019 9:23 PM

... or rough trade from the sea port of Marseilles / former juvenile delinquents from the Parisian 'suburbs'?

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by Anonymousreply 20August 22, 2019 9:25 PM

So much jealousy from such nasty evil and stupid sisters!

Actually we enjoyed a similar gorgeous twenty-something tall French beauty, for free, just a few days ago! He is an IT marketing person.

(and NO rubbers!)

by Anonymousreply 21August 23, 2019 7:05 AM

[quote] Actually we enjoyed a similar gorgeous twenty-something tall French beauty, for free

"For free" - plus the expense of buying a Chloroform-soaked rag from the chemist for 'subduing' the resisting "French beauty" :).

by Anonymousreply 22August 23, 2019 7:40 AM

Two of those Marseilles trade look very interesting!

by Anonymousreply 23August 23, 2019 7:41 AM

The same shtick over & over & over...

I wonder what Tybee is up to these days, he's probably kicking himself for not banning Our Lady Of The Turd Blossoms from his message board.

by Anonymousreply 24August 23, 2019 7:41 AM

[quote] gorgeous twenty-something tall French beauty

...Sleeping French Beauty.

Erna in action, roaming the side streets of Calais and La Rochelle.

Hide your baguettes, garçons!

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by Anonymousreply 25August 23, 2019 7:48 AM

The only uncut French meat (belonging to 'Henri', a very sweaty French man in London in the early hours of a club) I've ever sampled was sadly on the diminutive side. I wish you better luck!

by Anonymousreply 26August 23, 2019 8:36 AM

Cataract must have transformed shit into gold for an old scummy cunt like Erna.

by Anonymousreply 27August 23, 2019 9:05 AM

[quote]I wonder what Tybee is up to these days, he's probably kicking himself for not banning Our Lady Of The Turd Blossoms from his message board.

Please, that little bitch coddled MPC for years. After he got the original refugee board deleted (they were violating the TOS, to be fair) he started his own and claimed he would keep MPC out. Within a day he reneged on that promise and from then on defended the psychopath.

One holiday weekend several years ago, I think Memorial Day, MPC went on a bender and trolled DL because he knew DL wasn't well moderated over the holidays, and he went on a rampage on the unofficial FB group as well. It was a particularly bad episode and someone linked to a thread on Tybee's board where Tybee was not only encouraging it but giving him ideas, and obviously participating in the trolling himself.

So, no, I don't think Tybee regrets not banning MPC.

by Anonymousreply 28August 23, 2019 9:23 AM

R24: Zetaboards was shut down a few months ago.

by Anonymousreply 29August 23, 2019 12:50 PM

Is he "sleeping it off" in the trunk of your car?

by Anonymousreply 30August 23, 2019 3:00 PM

“Don't forget to tip him generously”

She said “27 year old uncut French sizemeat”. He’s bringing the tip.

by Anonymousreply 31August 23, 2019 3:34 PM

She should come with crackers, 'cause he's bringing the cheese.

by Anonymousreply 32August 23, 2019 6:26 PM

It's Laurent, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 33August 23, 2019 6:27 PM

We decided we were not in the mood today,

We hope this does not mean a health problem!

by Anonymousreply 34August 23, 2019 6:35 PM

[quote]We hope this does not mean a health problem!

And we hope it means a long, painful, lingering death!

by Anonymousreply 35August 23, 2019 6:42 PM

It’s not “free” when you have him handcuffed to your bumper.

by Anonymousreply 36August 23, 2019 7:01 PM
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