Shawn Mendes is Str8 At Last!!!

Oh yes, because that works very well.

The gay rumours stop the moment he became irrelevant

Why does he love it when you call him Señorita? I don't get it? Isn't he fueling the gay rumours, singing that?

The chorus is totally ridiculous for a duet. If Camila was the only one singing that it could make sense but not in this case.

But hey, he likes to wear clothes that are not very masculine which is surprising when you think how stressed he is about people thinking he is gay

The rumors might stop if he wouldn’t insist on keeping that Zac Stenmark fella around. Is the dick THAT good? One would think that he’d switch it up a little with different guys to hide his relationships better.

r5 What about Daddy Cez?

I love bearding cuz I can be extra touchy with boys.... 😏

r6 Since he started having his really intense sexual relationship with Camila, which I totally think is real, Shawn doesn't hang out with those dudebros anymore. I'll bet there are cynical people here who think the dudebros were hired by Shawn's management to hang out with him to make him look str8 without him having to be seen with someone like a girl. Personally I don't think that at all.

^^ Nobody cares what you think, fangirl.

r8 Fangirl? I'm all boy!

Boys can also be fangirls, as you have proved repeatedly in these threads.

[quote]when you want to kiss his lips but he dodges you and you end up making out with his eye instead

I TOLD you he is straight!

Aww thanks Cameron Dallas for liking my pic. I miss you too! 🌸

[quote]Shawn doesn't hang out with those dudebros anymore.

We don't really know that.

What we do know is that he still likes having attractive men around him, despite the supposed relationship with Camila.

Zac Stenmark was at his birthday party and his concerts, and Shawn has been out with Connor again lately. Plus he's often with Daddy Cez.

R8: I think it's sarcasm, nobody is so naive

Lol at ops pic. Why do gays talk with their hands so much?

LEAVE SHAWN MENDES ALONE!!!! YOU'RE LUCKY HE EVEN PERFORMS FOR YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!! HE'S ONLY HUMAN! HE JUST WANTS TO LIVE HIS LIFE!!!

LEAVE SHAWN ALONE, RIGHT NOW!!!!

*SOBS UNCONTROLABLY*

Who is ready for the live PDA at the VMAs on Monday?

r18 If they start kissing onstage, how will they be able to stop themselves?

R19: Very easy, once the kissing has zero effect on the song chart success, that'll stop the kissing for sure

Someone out him, please. Aussie twins? Release that bareback threesome video please.

Mendes is fug. He's as horse-faced as that ugly fucker who dates that Irish diver whatsisname.

Hey Shawn, you’re in NY....I’m in NY...ready for a spank? 😏

r23 I think they'll meet up later. Daddy Cez has been filling the Stenmarks in on how Shawn likes to be paddled when he's bad.

I love OP’s gif! Worth a thousand words...

R23 & R24, it does seem like Zac & Shawn are often together.

On the older threads, I was skeptical when people liked to speculate about them.

But I'm beginning to wonder if there is something to it.

Lost in Japan 👀

Any Australian posters here on DL?

Can you tell whether The Stenmark Twins ping?

She’s as queer as a three dollar bill.

Hey Shawn, I hope you are ready for tonight! 💦

According to a couple of the Australian posters on the big Shawn thread at LPSG, there's a rumor in Australia that one of the Stenmark Twins is gay.

Can any Australian DLer's confirm?

Morning coffee (with Daddy Cez)

Of course they're fucking. The twins and horsey. Horse faces all around actually.

Nice legs Shawn at R32.

My armpits are Canada's national treasure

You probably have a hairy bush, too.

She’ll secretly buttfuck her way thru her late 20s, knock a kid out with a beard and become a deeper repressed self-loathing homosexual than she already is... you know like Louis Tomlinson

[quote]You probably have a hairy bush, too.

Clearing up the confusion regarding Señorita.

Shawn sings “I love it when you call (phone) me, Señorita” Camilla replies “I love it when you call me “Señorita”. “

r39 Are you sure it's not the other way around? That's how I heard it.

It’s a lame fucking song.

I love it when you call me Señorita Mendes

I have great thighs, and that's the TEA! R34

r32 He looks fucking miserable

R44, the poor thing is probably worn out by all the bearding.

You can't handle all this hetero energy!

Most sisters will at one time or another become at least part-time Lesbians!

R44 well he is in the middle of touring. Most pop stars hate touring lol

And for a reason, it's exhausting. And the bearding thing must be exhausting too (because that's not low key for sure)

Yeah, this is the most amount of bearding he's ever had to do.

It's gone way beyond the few things he did with Hailey.

He's had to be kissing and groping a girl in front of the cameras for the past month, and he's probably been infected with girl cooties.

Looking pretty for Zac tonight #newyork

r50 How much weed do you think Shawn smokes before one of his public make-out sessions with Camila?

R52, now that you mention it, Shawn has been quiet about his weed use since the Rolling Stone interview last year.

A reporter should ask him.

Who is “Daddy Cez”?

Hey guys, Shawn's totally not a racist. Still probably homophobic though

[quote]Who is “Daddy Cez”?

That's the older guy that Shawn is often with.

They sure spend a lot of time together.

(see photos above & on previous threads).

R55 didn't he try to say once that it was his friends that made those tweets? lol

Scrolling through the responses at R55, it looks like most of his fangirls accept his apology, but there are a few fangirls who are still upset with him and say his previous racially insensitive comments cut them deep.

r55 That was a really sensitive and heartfelt apology. Do you think Shawn has read it yet?

Serving legs

[QUOTE] She’ll secretly buttfuck her way thru her late 20s, knock a kid out with a beard and become a deeper repressed self-loathing homosexual than she already is... you know like Louis Tomlinson

Fuck off, Larrie.

Cez is a member of his backing band, you crazed fraus.

For what I saw on Twitter the # Shawn is over party, was trending because of his homophobics remarks, but he thought it was because of the racist tweets lmao

Apparently some article picked up the RS Interview and the whole controversy has risen again, because of his self internalised homophobia , the panic attacks, etc. (see tweet below)

[quote]What’s sending me is that Shawn Mendes is over party thing was trending for perceived homophobia 😭 you can tell he didn’t look at the hashtag and this guilt was eating at him

Shawn is cancelled

Guess we shouldn't expect an "apology" for his homophobic declarations though. And that was just a few months ago not when he was younger or any other excuse he could come up with

R61: Enough with the fucking Larrie thing, everytime you post that everybody knows you are a troll

R66: HIs team is incredibly bad. That interview was doomed from the very beginning just because they wanted him to project and image that has nothing to do with himself.

Add the fact that he is not exactly brilliant and the journalist didn't like him at all, and you have an horrid interview like the RS one.

And he was very lucky, because back them everybody thought he was a nice guy, if he does something like that right now will all the mockery of his bearding it would be way worse

Omg, that gif in the OP is killing me, such expressive hands. Have the two of them ever met in person?

[quote] if he does something like that right now will all the mockery of his bearding it would be way worse

I guess that's why this article (who quoted the RS interview) gained so much traction right now and it was what prompted the recent backlash, even when it was out around the same time of the RS one

^

Back in the day it was all about him being a modern and sensitive man and how wrong was to push a sexuality on him (whatever that means), and most media totally skipped the obvious homophobia on the article and very clear fakeness (way beyond his sexuality) and narcisism.

But now that he pushed an over the top bearding he should be careful. He is having success with that song but he is not a big star like others and the fact that he was that nice guy so many time it will only makes worse if he really makes mistakes now (people are more ready to forgive a total disaster like Bieber).

And talking about Bieber, Justin did the full transformation, he was able to do the transition to adult singer without much problem, even with the current success i don't think Shawn is doing to right moves. His music is not more mature, and most of his fans are preteens (and Gus Kenworthy).

He has a nice bank account, but i'm not sure if he is on the right path for a long career right now

I’m so famous now, I can’t come out!! 🤑

[quote]Cameron Dallas will confess his love to Shawn Mendes

He just got out of rehab so maybe he wants to make amends 🤔....suck my dick and maybe we can be friends #nohomo

[quote]Apparently some article picked up the RS Interview and the whole controversy has risen again, because of his self internalised homophobia

Last year's Rolling Stone article is back in the news today?

No one cares its just stupid pathetic kpop stans with too much time on their hands, they did the same isoverparty shit for Ariana and Camila. They do this shit on friday nights when it’s easy to “trend” with few tweets.

Ariana and Camila both wisely ignored it , not sure why Shawn’s team felt they needed to apologize lol

There's a big debate about it over at LPSG on the long Shawn thread.

^ Fuck is the fangirl still around?? "lol"

[quote]not sure why Shawn’s team felt they needed to apologize

Says a lot about you...

He apologized already there is no need to keep apologizing for every stupid thing you did as a teenager whenever you trend.

R72 He had to decide between coming out and boarding as time and age was running against him. He choose what brings him more money.

Daddy Cez is Shawn's type. Would not be surprised to find out that they're fucking.

His face and hair are getting uglier and uglier. He is already washed out and over his peak.

Interesting how pressed he is about people finding out he's gay, yet not bothered about people finding out he's a racist.

R84 Bitch, call out cuture is so 2018, move on.

What, R85?

Daddy Cez is very excited, R82

Antoni CAME....to my show tonight!

It's interesting how many gay men like to go to Shawn's concerts, isn't it?

I guess they don’t mind that some here think he is a homophobe!!!

Very few think that or care about it.

R89: Yes, it's interesting because it shows how shallow some gays are.

If you are a celebrity you are one of them, and hey, at least he is not Kevin Hart, and he had Ellen defending him too.

that and the fact that shows that being gay doesn't mean you have good taste in music, because Shawn's music is made for preteen girls. Once his music career stops, and unless he makes some changes the expiration date will sooner than later, he will be totally forgotten

Yes, R92.

Some gays think only with their dicks.

Shawn is hot, and he attracts gays for that reason. Cockgobbler (ex. Rep. Aaron Schock) went to one of his concerts last month.

Wow, Shawn is str8 after all. Hey, congrats, Shawn! I bet you are happier now that people don't think you like the D anymore!

R82, Shawn does seem to spend a lot of time being followed around by Daddy Cez.

So, all the homophobia by fraus in this thread is allowed to stay?

R96 Poor fraus really want Shawn to bang them - good think he's all str8 now!

Shawn, remember to suit up when you're plowing all that fangirl pussy!

What's notable about the pic @ R21 is, it's all about Miss Gurl: she's the object of attention and affection.

But he can't even fake he is happy on that pic

R98 Those hands were sliding south but Shawn was all "noooo, that's my personal area". He was trying to protect the poor girl from his raging str8 masculinity. Shawn is a brutal str8 top, but still a gentleman. Gonna be some sore wet fan snatch out there mmmhmmm.

The ignore buttom is really great, suddenly i can't watch the post of the troll who calls everybody homphobic fraus while claims Shawn is a proud heterosexual. I will miss them (no, i don't)

Shawn looks like an aging lesbian.

Shawn won't come out until he's well past his prime.

[quote]Shawn won't come out until he's well past his prime.

So, maybe in a couple of more years?

Let's be fair, this case goes beyond the usual i hide i'm gay and beard milking my career and i will come out when nobody cares.

He have serious issues with anything gay related, unless that something changes he will not come out unless he ends in the middle of a gay scandal or he gets outed

I am not convinced he is gay, but if he is, he will never willingly come out. He thinks being gay is wrong and unmanly, and guys who think that, never willingly come out. Many never view themselves as gay.

His face is getting horsey-er as he ages . It's good thing he has nice skin and hair but he's rapidly losing his teen idol loooks.

What convinces you that he's straight R106?

Me telling all the boys to come suck my dick!

Too bad he can’t keep his hands Str8.

Getting ready for our bearding appearance at the VMA's tomorrow!

Will they be doing each other's nails tonight?

R114 Hair, nails and makeup

[quote]Cockgobbler (ex. Rep. Aaron Schock) went to one of his concerts last month.

‘Nuff said. Case closed.

r115 And the whole time they'll be gossiping about boys.

Cockgobbler's front row at every teeny bopper show.

At R111, do you see how high Camila has to reach to hit Shawn's hand?

She's way too short for him.

Shawn is a top he likes shorties.

[quote]i can't watch the post of the troll who calls everybody homphobic fraus while claims Shawn is a proud heterosexual.

You can tell they're the fraus because they don't even know the correct meaning of the word. Why would a frau want him to be gay to begin with, that's fangirls

He is super hot. His music is mediocre though. Why people think he is gay? Whom he is/was fucking?

R122 There are dozens of threads that can answer those questions

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I've tasted at least 1 of 3, R124

Casually sitting in NY!

Yes, the first rule of bearding is to be seen by as many people as possible.

R67 is the paranoid Welp Troll. He thinks every celeb he finds attractive MUST be gay and also thinks he's fighting social media managers on every thread.

R123

I read a couple of threads. But John Mayer is the only name i got. Anybody else?

I'm dead inside.

R130, is that from New York City yesterday?

r16 is a homophobe who should be banned.

r129, you know this is a site for gay people, right? Not for straight people.

r29 is a homophobe who should be banned.

r69 is a homophobe who should be banned.

Camila’s fans and shawns fans hate each other! Camila’s fanbase thinks shawn’s fan base is not supporting the Señorita song at all. Shawn’s fans are streaming the song by the tranny instead so that he gets two top five songs on Billboard instead of just señorita as number 1.

They are getting so much hate, it’s unreal. Camila from Shawn’s fans, kpop fans, black twitter (because she’s a lot more popular than that Normani girl) and Shawn from Camila’s fans, kpop fans, black twitter (for writing the n word as a teen) This will not end well. They did not think this through.

OPs composite gif puts me in the mind of the arguing babies, except more closeted.

And of course gays hate them cause they want Shawn to live his truth.

Shawn and Tay Tay would make beautiful babies together.

Tay tay is a lesbian!

R132

I know it's a site for gay people. What the hell it got to do with my question?

Why are so many fangirls/fraus invading this thread ffs

r141 They've been here for the last few Shawn threads. It started with the Camila bearding contract. Before that, in about 30 Shawn threads, there was almost never any fangirls or fraus, cuz nobody could seriously think Shawn was str8. That's why it's funny that they started now.

Tonight Shawn breaks out the choreography!

After four long years miss Shawn finally has a number 1 hit song in the US bitches!!

Now that their single finally top the billboard chart, we can expect their ‘relationship’ to cool down considerably. Then they will breakup 😭

Mendes earns his first leader and Cabello, her second. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello climb to No. 1, from No. 2, on the Billboard Hot 100 with "Señorita," marking Mendes' landmark first leader on the list and Cabello's second.

The bearding thing days are numbered, but they'll keep the charade for a while, probably till Camila find a real boyfriend.

I blocked the stupid troll who claims everybody is a frau for wanting him to be gay (a good buch of post dissapeared). That's not even the theme here, everybody knows he is gay (maybe not Shawn himself), but i doubt most of us have any interest in him to be gay

Wow... damn... didn't think the relationship would work to be honest.

Shawn Mendes is on TOP at last!!!! #number1

R148: Of course it will work, they are friends and both want the maximum promotion possible. Yes, they are not very good at faking it but they try their best (they better have success in music because they are terrible actors)

Hand holding like a pro #number1

Good thing this table was available!!!! #number1

[quote]“We would (look up) cause you’re a nice guy but then it would make people think we want that... so sorry man. Thanks for being a king guy though we appreciate you....”

So calculated. #number1

I give it a month before they announce their split.

We made #1!

Our bearding campaign worked!

VMAs tonight

Super masc. outfit on Shawn. There's a rumor Daddy Cez wanted Shawn to dress in leather pants, cowboy boots and a sleeveless shirt with "100% Bitch" on it, but Shawn's management thought it sent the wrong message.

Lance Bass & Michael Turchin are also at the VMA's tonight:

[quote]Super masc. outfit on Shawn.

Yes, nice necklace on Shawn tonight.

Super straight.

Shawn is saving that “100% Bitch” shirt for a private afterparty with Daddy Cez.

Look at my bulge at R156!

Is Slutmila there yet??

r161 He's got a semi thinking of having his arms around Camila onstage later tonight. They're SOOOO into each other!

They won’t break up until camila has her second single a breakup power ballad ready!

Here's Shawn about to throw up after being told he has to make out with Camila again:

He might be a worse actor than Madonna.

r160 Daddy Cez brought his paddle in case Shawn misbehaves tonight.

Another pic from tonight:

Who is ready for Señorita?

Is there a VMAs thread?

Doesn’t seem to be.

Why would there be a VMAs thread?

There was last year.

And it probably got 36 posts from four different people.

See thru blouse to turn on Daddy Cez

Yeah, award shows don't get the viewers that they used to.

Teens don’t watch cable tv anymore.

Connor posted a clip of Shawn singing at the VMAs tonight:

If I Can’t Have You

I barely know who this person is but every time I see him this song plays in my head:

Again Camila carried his ass, why is he such a boring performer.

He looks like a man now, not a pretty twink. He doesn't look gay or straight to me - just like a young man.

He’s hot

She’s hot too

Señoritas

R182:

Was asked to post this from another thread. Earlier this year I saw Shawn Mendes downtown at night with another guy, they were being playful with each other but not more than that. Sort of like goofing off/play wrestling while walking down the street.

R187 here, downtown Toronto

Pics/video or it didn't happen R187

More from tonight:

R189 Lol well it happened, I was walking with my bf and it was cold out on Queen st and it was seriously a quiet night, so it was totally random to pass him. Was a cute moment. Didn’t even see him clearly until he was a couple of metres in front of me, can’t exactly take a photo or video like that!!

And another from tonight:

r181 He hasn't expressed himself onstage since he danced with the feather boa.

r191 I believe you. If you were lying they'd be making out or whatever.

r192 I like the vest with no shirt look!

Winners!!! PR wins again!!!!!!!!!

Real love for the cameras

THE performance

Pathetic.

In the end, they didn't even do a real kiss.

R151 Eew, I just noticed he has really ugly and feminine eyebrows.

Maybe he tweezes his eyebrows.

R168 So she's serving gaycat.... She has started to look horsey and anorexic, indeed.

R168 So she's serving gaycat.... She has started to look horsey and anorexic, indeed.

r198 Shawn was in a conference behind closed doors with Daddy Cez and Connor for so long that it ate up all his Kiss Rehearsal time with Camila.

I wish the pathetic Daddy Cez Troll would shut the fuck up.

He is so good looking.

Shawn posted a photo of he and Camila in bed together the other day. I can't find the pic, it was posted on her Instagram and then was lost.

R206, if that's the case then it should be on all the Shawn & Camila sites.

They're pathetic lmao, it's so obviously staged. Can't believe some fangirls actually eat this up

Love them

[quote]Can't believe some fangirls actually eat this up

Have you read what some fangirl has been posting on this thread? "Delusional" would be putting it kindly.

These type of screaming fangirls, 2019, know, just below their ability to verbalise, that these dream boys are gay gay gay. It helps them avoid thinking about straight boys ripping up their pussies. Mendes Cabello is live anime.

[quote]He is so good looking.

He fine gurl!

She's so messy, almost flashing her pussy!

Nicky J, I love you too!

r209 EWW

All my celeb friends supporting #SHAMila <3

R202, gaycat who?

yasssss r217 eleganza!! 😍🤩

Is Shawn a devout Christian?

they have -0.01 sexual chemistry

The review of the vmas on El Pais (spanish most important newspaper) put their performance between the worse of the night and call the cheesy couple

Little bulge for you

Cez in the background: Die bitch, he is mine!

He got a good mix of dna from mom and dad. Both attractive but I think he might turn out very handsome.

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r223 I've heard that when Shawn gets in the shower after one of his public Shawmila make-out sessions, Daddy Cez scrubs his body thoroughly.

r224 is that Shawn as a little gayling?

I’m a 2019 hetero legend!

I admit I've ignored the Shawn Mendes threads, but reading the VMA thread forced me to indulge in video and image research. Daaamn he really is attractive, but I agree with others insisting he's gay. He's not just gay, he's here representing as the Ambassador of Gay from Planet Gay. Hooboy!

Do we know if Shawn is aware of DL?

Hairy chest, feeling so manly💁🏻‍♂️

I’m pretty sure that’s John Schlossberg (Caroline Kennedy’s son) on the left at [R88]

hmmm good eye

R231, I'd happily suck his Kennedy dick!!!!!!

Most viewed performance by A lot..... they are doing something right apparently.

Shawn’s other performance is among the least viewed so maybe it’s just Camila fans that are watching the SeÑorita performance.

Billions of Latinos watch videos on youtube. That's how Madonna was desperately searching for clicks.

Shawn has Grade-A dick-sucking lips. 👄

What cologne does this queen spritz on?

[quote]Fan: “Can you sing the Cameron Dallas song?” / Shawn: “No. I’m sorry! You didn’t miss out on anything! This is so much better.” /Fan: “I was too broke to experience it!” /Shawn: “That’s okay, it wasn’t worth the money! You don’t want to see me sing that song, it just wasn’t good.”

In today's Q and A....bitches got some nerve!!!

Made to measure cologne by Gucci, R238, and Dove Go Fresh deodorant

r239 Why wouldn't he want to sing the Cameron Dallas song?

[quote]I’m pretty sure that’s John Schlossberg (Caroline Kennedy’s son) on the left at [[R88]]

I thought he looked familiar.

Is John gay? There's been speculation about him on other threads. Interesting that John would go to a Shawn Mendes concert. AND hang out with Antoni.

Video of Shawn posing in his suit at the VMAs:

Queen! But good looking!

R241....HE TRIGGERS ME!!!

So many vile, desperate Larrie type fraus on this thread.

Shawn's cut cock outline?

r246 Get over the "larrie" thing, One Direction is done. We know YOU are one of the fraus here, you're not fooling anyone

R222 He looks like a lesbian in this.

R224 eew, the mum is ugly, looks like a mtf who lacked money for a nose job.

[quote]"She has the cutest tattoo of 2 people laying underneath the stars under the moon and I was like, 'Honestly I might steal that from you & if I do, I need to get your instagram to be able to give you credit! That's what my next tattoo might be!" — Shawn on @adioskristi's tattoo!

Thoughts? I have fab taste in ink!

Rolling Stone names Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello’s “Señorita” as the worst performance of the 2019 VMAs.

Most viewed and most liked performance( by a lot )on youtube so the public seems to disagree.

R252 yes, but their audience is dumb, tasteless and immature.

Booty 🍑

I hope she doesn't get pregnant before marriage. That would be a tragedy for her career. But he's such an out of control hetero stud that he probably can't control himself.

R254, is that from a new shoot?

What's he supposed to be doing?

Is Shawn Mendes peaking right now?

Oh hey 👀

R256, just being sexy before the show #lifeisaphotoshoot 💁🏻‍♂️

Drink me! Shawn Mendes (cup) available at Tim Hortons cuming this Friday. All sizes 😏

Ooh yeah... I guess, at the end of the day, Shawn Mendes is, and will always be, Canadian.

[quote]Ooh yeah... I guess, at the end of the day, Shawn Mendes is, and will always be, Gay.

Fixed.

Proudly ga....i mean, Canadian!!!

My boyfriend is Canadian, and most Canadian men do not ping & flame like Shawn.

Who is Shawn Mendes?

A Canadian.

R265, please visit the Shawn Mendes Foundation for more info!

Spaz Mendes

Pretty eyes, there, at R263

He became so annoying lately, first with that godawful homophobic and whiny interview and now with this over the top bearding. He used to be (or at least seemed to be) more down to earth and with a nice guy next door kinda vibe, it was actually part of his charm. Now he's just another greedy teen celebrity trying to make the most of his 15 min of fame no matter the cost.

I can't wait for his downfall :)

So masculine!

So masculine!

That's the one thing you gotta admire about him.... he's not afraid to deliver on the goods.

Eat my ass like an avocado (larger version of the pic for my DL fans)

Why is Shawn eating an avocado?

R275, to turn on Daddy Cez. He has an avocado fetish. #avocadobros

We eat avocados and then we work out #avocadobros

There's Shawn's hair band at R277!

Wasn't he and John Mayer an item? What happened to that?

why do the fems do that weird thing with their wrists?

r279 JM started to become more interested in Alec Benjamin.

R270 I'm here for his downfall only. His looks are declining already, as others mentioned he's becoming more and more horse-faced.

John Mayer is a player then. Obviously a top.

I want all of him but damn he seems like a prissy chore to deal with.

His outfit at the MTV Awards was rivaled in its cheesy gayness only by the ripped denim of that Jonas Bro.

A wife-beater and skinny leather “suspenders”?

[quote]Now he's just another greedy teen celebrity

Im 21 now, Bitch!!

[quote]Wasn't he and John Mayer an item? What happened to that?

Alec and I are now happy together

Is Shawn trying to suck up to Antoni?

Why wasn't Alec at the VMAs? Where's his career right now?

Alec isn’t a “video” artist.

[quote]If you’re happy, I’m happy

Aww thanks for your comment, JM!!! 🥑

When you are fruity AF!

I'm gay.

R293, If that video went viral, I'd come out as Bi and right after I'd leak my sextape with Camila to seem extra macho!!! #nohomo

Do you want to drink my cum or my ass juice? #timhortons

Lmao what even is that hand holding? and he seems afraid of even brushing her shoulders

SO FIERCE

R252: Both have a lot of fans, but the truth is they made the worst list everywhere.

And their fandom is very on internet, because the truth is the song didn't command the itunes chart (not even close)

Shawn Mendes has an endorsement deal and did his first commercial

R298 their fandom is very young they don’t buy music they stream which is why Señorita set so many spotify records. They will be fine for a long time as long as their music does not fall off a cliff..

Shawn Mendes paid for my hot chocolate!

That was a sweet commercial.

I'd pay for hot daddy dick too, R301

R302 Don't go too big early on, son, you don't want to abuse your hole.

[QUOTE] And their fandom is very on internet, because the truth is the song didn't command the itunes chart (not even close)

How the hell do itunes/their fandoms being 'on internet' correlate?

Plus Senorita is at the top of the itunes chart. It is MUCH harder to top Billboard than it is to top itunes, anyway. Even Louis Tomlinflop from 1d managed to top itunes.

Lick my pits and make me moan like a little bitch!

Senorita is currently #2 on the worldwide itunes chart, so rancid R298 was wrong yet again.

Shawmila are official and the Welp Troll, Sam Troll and Daddy Cez Troll need to check their homophobia.

r306 Seniorita is shit, and Daddy Cez has fallen asleep inside Shawn more times than youve ever blinked.

r306 Go back to Twitter or whatever if you want to defend your little idol so much , nobody really cares about Shawn here, we're all just waiting for his demise making fun of him in the meantime.

P.S: Saying "Shawmila" unironically is cringe AF

Look! Another Shawn and Camila blind gossip item from Entertainment Lawyer!

VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: The fake couple consisting of two foreign born singers were given a ten minute window where the camera was going to cut to them so the world could see a "PDA moment." The female singer is tiring of the game. Really tired of the game. As in, almost bitter and resentful about it, at least yesterday during the day and again last night. Camila Cabello/Shawn Mendes

Shawn is lucky that Hailey Bieber hasn't exposed his bearding game. I'm kind of surprised that she hasn't done it, but she probably doesn't want the drama.

Last night’s orgy 🥑

The hormones were raging on stage that night Camila and Shawn performed together. Unfortunately, it was all estrogen and testosterone was no where to be found.

I still don't understand why Camila decided it was a good idea this pr stunt.

It's quite obvious why he wanted to do it, his team are probably more anxious than him about the gay rumours (of course they are really stupid if they think this charade is going to help him with that) but she really doesn't have that much to win, and her career doesn't seem to need that. It's not that her career was perfectly fine, she was doing a lot of collaboration (maybe not as high profile of her former colleague Normani but some of them even were hits). She didn't need that.

And the pda performances were excessive. Fortunately for her, they will part ways soon and after a while their schedules will be in the way of their "relationship" so they'll remain friends.

Hopefully they will remain friends, because the worse thing it could happen its that they could end really tired of each other.

He better don't try another pr stunt in a good while, she is a pro and she is his friend, with other his career won't be that safe

How strange it is to know that someone's present will ultimately be their past in regards to this relationship. Perhaps it's because we've seen this story before, and it never becomes anything other than over.

R305 If I didn’t know better, I‘d say that is the picture of a female. Maybe he will announce his transition, soon. Estrogen overload.

r311 Who paired up with who?

R313, She needed it a lot more than Shawn. His last album flopped, but she's been flopping since that Havana song. It made sense to put them together and generate some hype, and he got to piggyback on the latin music craze with her.

R317: That's not true. Never be the same was a top 10 hit with longevity. Consecuences flopped a bit, but it was a fourth single so nobody expected to do big. And she didn't release new material till then. A good bunch of collaborations (most of them didn't worked) but she was the featured artist.

She obviously benefitted from the collaboration (so did him) but she didn't need the PR stunt at all

When you bottom for Antoni

If he saves his money he can be a satisfied gay man soon enough. If he's too greedy he will pay a big price for too many years in the closet.

Is avocado the secret to Miss Shawn’s growing booty?

R320: I think his case is quite different from others. In most cases the actor or singer struggled a bit with his sexuality and is pressured to stay in the closet and bearding. He gets more comfortable and ends coming out.

I think Sahwn completely rejects being gay, he is very uncomfortable with the idea and i wouldn't be surprised if he ends marrying a woman. It's too soon to know it, because he is still very young, but his self hate is huge

sad if true

I don't understand how today's crop of committed closet cases don't have friends and family who tell them directly to cut the bullshit and be gay. This dude grew up in Canada. How strong could be some latin or christian culture be around him?

I'm sure he wouldn't keep people like that close to him. If he's truly upset by he questions, then those that benefit being close with him won't overstep that line.

R324: There's a very important personal component, some people live in a liberal envirmoment with a family who won't react bad to them being gay but they have internal issues.

Other's come out even in a very hostile enviroment.

He has issues and that's a fact, even if he were straight(and he is not), he has clearly issues.

And the more he lies, the more he embarks in fake relationships, the worst it would be

Shawn’s dick is making Camila all sappy and shit.

Shawn just needs some big burly Tarzan to fuck the hate out of him.

R322 so true but the tragic thing is that Shawn’s whole being screams G A Y. Makes me think he has IQ < 100.

Just because you have a liberal family or friends, doesn’t mean you aren’t kidding me aware that the world perceives homosexuality to be in moral, repulsive, or at best, supremely weird for men there is the added stigma, of homosexuality being associated with extreme effeminancy or unmanliness

Kidding=keenly

Just because you have a liberal family or friends, doesn’t mean you aren’t keenly aware that the world perceives homosexuality to be immoral, repulsive, or at best, supremely weird. for men, there is the added stigma of homosexuality being associated with extreme effeminancy or unmanliness

A lot of liberal people still wouldn’t want to Be Gay or perceived as such

R317, stop Lying. Camila’s last album was quite successful with at least three hits

R330 Shawn Mendes is associated with extreme effeminacy and unmanliness.

He fears that

I don't think he's super queeny and effeminate. Sure he's gay but in the usual range. And also there are plenty of effeminate straight pretty boys the last couple decades.

R337: But they are totally used of people thinking they are gay, most of them don't care at all.

Shawn is in a business that is supposed to be liberal but in the end it forces a lot of singers to stay in the closet.

The worst part is that he has a lot of homophobia inside but at the same time he doesn't look, comfortable bearding (there are actors and singer who don't have a problem lying as long as they get what they want).

there's a BI about Camila being tired of the bearding thing (i understand her, this was the most over the top bearding in a good while, it must be exhausting) but i doubt he is fine either

R337, very few straight men are okay with being perceived as gay beyond a stray incident or joke.

R337 Yeah but you count him as gay and in that regard he is not unusual. But Shawn wants you to think he was straight and for that he is just too extremely effeminate and unmanly.

R339: A lot of straight men don't give a damm about what other's thing.

Only insecure people is really affected by other people's comments. We are not talking about someone who is going to be taunted at school or job, he is very far from that problems, so what people think about him should not be important for him at all

Exactly. Shawn sees himself or wants to Be a normal dudebro.

Are many of you the same old coots who were just dying for Timothée Chalamet to be gay gay gay because it fed your fantasies? And even if Shawn is gay, how do you know he's deeply closeted and self hating?

I assume one of the facets of contracting beards is that the beards and the publicists and managers know you are gay.

Maybe he's lazily going through these straight performances and not hiding his man love from close friends and family.

Isn't Hailey Baldwin a known beard and rumoured trans?

yada yada yada

r343 Anybody who says in an interview, like Shawn did, that he wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night because he's terrified people online think he's gay fits my definition of self-hating.

He said that? yikes!

R343 Read his RS interview and stop asking stupid questions

[quote]Shawn just needs some big burly Tarzan to fuck the hate out of him.

[quote]Shawn just needs some big burly Tarzan to fuck the hate out of him.

R341 Then try asking a random guy if he is gay and see how they react.

R322 If Shawn completely rejects being gay for himself, this leads us to interesting questions: 1) Has he come out to Camila or did he lie to to her like he does to the public? 2) Does she know regardless, or is she helping him out because she thinks he ’hasn’t found the right girl ‘? 3) Is Shawn a virgin?

Gonna wake up in a cold sweat tonight cuz of this video :(

That's hilarious.

What was that? Art porn? Pastiche porn?

Trolling Porn. Brilliant.

Fangurling over my fave superhero, Beyoncé. Possibly the gayest video ever!

Gay Shawn is in love with Gay Harry Styles. He talks about him ALL the time.

lol he's cute.

Tonight's orgy!

Daddy Cez will see that the girls leave early. He's a good chaperone for Shawn and the boys.

This is interesting. Further proof this whole thing is a sham.

This is interesting. Further proof this whole thing is a sham.

R360/R361Yeah, that was posted earlier

R349: You are talking about something totally different.

Shawn is a celebrity, everybody knows there will be speculation about parts of his life. Being so anxious about what others think about him is simply insane

Shawn "admits" for the first time that he and Camila are in "a relationship"!

It would be so nice watching this PR stunt exploding in their faces

R356 Gay Harry Styles is a power top compared to Shawn. He'd have Shawn licking his balls in about 4 seconds.

If he's gay I hope he stays closeted until his career is over. Coming out now would just make him a novelty. You can't depend on your sex appeal to young girls for your livelihood AND be gay. He has a very limited shelf-life and he needs to strike while the iron is hot. Being gay did nothing for the longevity of Sam Smith's or Adam Lambert's respective careers. Gays don't support them. You hoes would turn your attention away from an openly-gay Shawn Mendes quick enough to cause whiplash.

If he's gay I hope he stays closeted until his career is over. Coming out now would just make him a novelty. You can't depend on your sex appeal to young girls for your livelihood AND be gay. He has a very limited shelf-life and he needs to strike while the iron is hot. Being gay did nothing for the longevity of Sam Smith's or Adam Lambert's respective careers. Gays don't support them. You hoes would turn your attention away from an openly-gay Shawn Mendes quick enough to cause whiplash.

R367 and R368 Double blocked for being annoying and repetitive.

R368: Are you fucking kidding me? Shawn doesn't even play in the same league. Sam Smith sold more of his failed second album than Shawn with any of his, and not all Shawn albums combined match the sales of In the lonely hour.

Sam can be anoying but he was able to reinvent his career without any effort after the serious mistake of release ballad after ballad after ballad with his second album. He had a pop number one just last month. And only Ed Sheeran is bigger than him on UK.

Shawn wich to have half of the career Sam has.

Of course Sam has a great voice (i know it's not everybody's cup of tea, but who is) and released some good songs. Shawn needs to rely on PR stunts to be relevant.

But i agree with you on one thing, Shawn will be toast if he comes out (hell freezes over before he comes out) because him being cute is his only thing valuable

R370 He'll have a whole 'Has-been tour' after he's outed - book, any talk shows that will have him, etc, etc. He'll cry about how afraid he was and how his management forced him to deny himself, blah blah blah. Bottom line, once he's looks fade he's done. We'll be on to the next young Youtube discovery or whatever, or he'll just be replaced by another attractive young guy with dubious talent.

Yeah Sam Smith is still a hugely successful, not far from legendary pop star

The point is he is unlikely to ever come out, mainly because he thinks gayness is inherently wrong, unmanly, or uncool. If he’s gay, he will live in denial or suppression of his homosexuality as many do

He makes a lot of mental gymnastics. He seems to have real problem with the gay rumours but at the same time he wants people to believe he is a straight ally (i think he is far from being the only case, but in the other cases the actors/singers have way less problems with gay rumours).

He says he analize every movement, but he keeps wearing clothes that are far from being manly.

In my opinion he is a bomb ready to explote, and giving his anxiety problems he better be very far from drugs or this will end pretty bad

I wish him the best. This world is harsh.

I wish him the best. This world is harsh.

Toronto

At a cafe bird feeding Camila

This bitch is as straight as Liberace.

R374 I think he has psychological problems already, no sane man would get the tattoos he got. Gay Justin Bieber.

R375 Why is this world harsh to him? He has lots of fans and makes tons of cash from them with very limited vocal talent and a incredibly bland personality. He is very lucky, there are tons of guys way more gifted but less successful.

Sam smith’s latest single where he dances like a fairy flopped to oblivion!

I think he will do an Aaron Schock and never actually “come out”, but will just randomly start being seen making out with guys at Coachella.

Missed me, bitches? I've been biding my time, patiently waiting for Shawn to melt down. It may not seem like it's imminent due to his totally legit relationship with Camilla Cabello (almost couldn't type this with a straight face...ha, puns :)..) but he will. When he does, I'm totally ready to swoop in and take over the throne with some help from a friend of John's, Jimmy Fallon. Catch ya'll later.

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R155 I really can't believe Shawn went #1. It might be one of the most shocking things that have happened in the music industry this year. As a consolation, the only reason was because of Camilla. He'll never have one on his own, like Billie Eilish did, who totally ghosted his ass.

This looks very ....um...organic, and heterosexual!!!

That’s cool

R383 Come see me after you are on Fallon - we can celebrity with a snuggle marathon.

Also, I want to see if we can break our orgasm record.

Its hard work being this genetically gifted!!

r374 He said in the RS interview that he smokes a lot of weed to handle his anxiety over the gay rumors.

R389 He also said in that interview that he would love to do shrooms and he thinks it would help him a lot. Whatever that means... Does he think doing shrooms will help him come to terms with himself? I've never done shrooms, but I was always under the impression, that you should be in a good mindset before you do any psychedelics.

R381: Not true, the song is top 10 in UK and it's near top 10 on pop on the USA and still climbing. Not his biggest hit, but not a flop either

Billie Eilish really doesn't want to know anything with Shawn. Good for her

Billie Eilish is a mumbling opiate addict. She won’t be around in a year.

r390 I think he meant that if he does shrooms he wouldn't be thinking so much about all the gay rumors for as long as the high lasts. He also told the interviewer that he checks his social media every 5 minutes just to see if anybody said anything.

R393: Curiously people said the same about Bieber and even about Shawn and they are still here.

I have it on good authority this is not really about Shawn. It is about Camilla. In case no one noticed, Normani has a huge PR machine behind her. She is being given the Beyonce treatment and no qualms about appearing sexy and in very little. Camilla, probably the best singer to come out of 5th Harmony, never really took off other than collabs. She is also, very much into girls. Enter in Shawn Mendes, who cannot shake those pesky gay rumors. The two together seemed like a natural pair. This is less about Mendes who already has a stellar career and more about pushing Cabello into the spotlight.

R381 is lying. It’s a hit

Camilla had hits before Shawn. Stop lying

R393 Billie Eilish will definitely be around in a year, but I think she's going to start being known more for her personal life and antics rather than her music. She has a weird incestuous relationship with her brother Fineas (ala Angelina Jolie) and she reveals way too much about her personal life in interviews. Considering who she idolizes, it makes sense why she doesn't like Shawn and I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing peeing in a McDonald's bucket like antics soon.

I love it when señorita lets me carry her chanel bag....feeling fab 👜

Wait, you mean that's not Shawn's bag?

Do you guys like my Tesla?

I like how one girl threw that pity, "Hi, Camilla!" in after they all screamed for Shawn.

R399: Maybe she is weird, but she is living on a world of fake celebrities so some weirdness is wellcome between so much fakeness

Her whole “weird” act is all fake to cover up a lack of any discernible talent.

R405: And even that way her songs doesn't seem like recicled success from other artists like Shawn's

She’s a recycled Lana Del Ray, who is a talentless freak herself.

R387 Thanks babe, I'm looking forward to it. Mind if I invite the boys of BTS? Jimin is a huge fan of yours (and mine) and having them in my corner will allow me to manipulate the K-Pop stans on Twitter to further eliminate ("cancel") Shawn once and for all.

^ Forgot to sign my name on that post. Oops. - -

R388 7/10 let‘s be real.

It's so blatant how Camila is ripping Lana Del Rey off... people have been calling her out so much on her own Instagram, rather embarrassing...

In OP's photo, that's called a "wrist off"

Meaning... how many fey moves can you do in 30 seconds or less...

R397 in the US it’s a flop!

R396 It sad with That Normani girl, not even top 95 on itunes, low views on her videos ,just 4.8 million followers. They are literally shoving her down our throats but people are Spitting her out.

Carrying bags is my new aesthetic!!

San Smith did a duet with Notmani. Why would two flops team up like that?

R413: You seem to not understand how charts works.

There are song that become instant hits, specially lead singles, but in other cases songs need quite some time to catch up, get airplay and all that jazz.

Dancing with a stranger took some time to get into top 10 and being number one on pop. Maybe How do you sleep needs more time or not even gets there but right now it's not a flop at all. The song is 16 on the pop chart and still climbing

R416: God, this is getting more and more stupid.

Dancing with a stranger was a big hit everywhere, and both came from previous hits. Sam with his colaboration with Calvin Harris (not a big hit in the USA but huge on UK) and Normani had a top 10 hit with Khalid.

Normani's career is perfectly fine, and she doesn't seem to need to fake relationships like Camila

And let's be serious, Camila is the most popular singer of 5th harmony, but she is very very far from being the best singer

And the PR stunt is not about Camila, is about Shawn and his fear of gay rumours. He better get used to them because they are not going anywhere

Dancing with a Stranger got to number seven on the Billboard 100 chart, which means it was a major hit

It's for both, because they wanted to sell their song. Shawn may have the added bonus of fighting gay rumours, but it's not like Camila did it out of the goodness of her heart.

Camila is super popular right now, but let's see how long it lasts. She wasn't the best singer in 5th Harmony and apparently she isn't the most creative either. First she needed Shawn and the showmance, now she needs to rip off Lana Del Rey....

R420, thanks to people like you 🙄

R423: I'm not spreading rumours about Shawn. Shawn is a self hating idiot and i couldn't care less if he is gay, straight or likes fucking cows, but he is not fooling anyone.

The whole people are pushing sexuality on him is ridiculous, the guy is flamboyant and it's people are not guilty of not buying his "i'm very straight and i want to be seen with someone like a girl"

He denied once, it didn't work, a more inteligent guy would knew something about that i simply don't care at all about what other's say, but no, he had to go with the how hurtful is that people think he is gay. He is pathetic

R422: But they didn't need being ridiculous promoting the song. The song (as bad as it is) it was destined to be a hit, both are very popular and the song is catchy.

They were too obvious from the beginning with the pr stunt, and they should be thankful their fans are very young and naive

Speaking of Fifth Harmony it was always interesting to me how Camila became the fan favorite , instantly. She was not the prettiest but showed the most personality. The other four really owe Camila a lot because wihout her fifth Harmony would be as remembered as that Carly girl or Diamond White post x factor. Camila left the group and they flopped instantly but because of their previous success (with Camila) they all got solo record deals.

Shame the Welp Troll has wrecked this thread. Here's the lovers out again for dinner.

'Normani's career is perfectly fine, and she doesn't seem to need to fake relationships like Camila'

Camila had a huge hit and a huge debut album. Fat Normani has not come anywhere close and probably does need a fake relationship, if any guy could cope with her stretch marks.

Camila and Shawn are legit. He has been in love with her for a long time.

'She was not the prettiest but showed the most personality'

Camila was the prettiest. All the other four have major weight problems. Camila was tiny in 5H and is still thinner than the other four heifers now. Normani is lard central.

[quote]Here's the lovers out again for dinner.

Camila really doesn’t need to be eating out every night. Her hips are reaching wide-load territory.

She’s mexican/cuban her hips wre going to get big and there aint nothing she can do about it.

She is still much thinner than the other pigs of 5h esp the sow Normani.

r427 The pep was sitting at their table??

Pap*

[quote]Camila and Shawn are legit. He has been in love with her for a long time.

This is the kind of hilarious frau fanfic that keeps me returning to this thread. It's always good for a laugh.

The fanfraus are the ones screaming about Shawn and Camila being fake, because they want him all to their spazzy little selves. Ugly Larrie type fraus like R435, squawking about bearding contracts as if we were still in the 1950s.

[R427] The pep was sitting at their table??

No, moron. Many tables away and the video is taken on a phone, it's not a HQ. Sad that you are so dumb, with your iQ of 82.

r436 He's gay.

r437 Too bad the video is so short. I wanted to hear Shawn and Camilla argue about which waiter is the hottest, which one is the biggest bottom, etc.

I can't wait until Shawn comes out and then we can get all these fangirl fraus out of here.

If Shawn came out all the fangirls and fraus would blame Canila for turning him gay. They never want to think they could be wrong.

Fixing her dress...carrying her bag...her clothes....I'm such a good assistant!

They will blame Camila and the new bf that turned him gay like Madden’s frau fans.

r437 Why are paps even in that restaurant, to start with, and why do they always get such clear, unobstructed shots of Shawn and Camila? In the pics they act like they're a couple who wants their privacy, yet they're easier for paps to get pics of than celeb couples that are all about the publicity.

r443 I'd love to see Shawn come out by dating Troye Sivan or Brandon Flynn. Fangirls will explode.

[quote]R436 He's gay.

It's no use, R438. R436 is a hopeless fangirl who keeps saying there are no such things as bearding contracts in 2019 and keeps posting idiotic blather about how it's "fraus" who want to believe that Sean is gay, which makes no fucking sense at all.

'I can't wait until Shawn comes out and then we can get all these fangirl fraus out of here.'

The fan girls are the ones who want him to be gay. That is the 21st century equivalent of wanting to date him. Either way, he doesn't end up with another female. The worst tinhatters, including everyone on this thread, are straight females who also believe in Larrie and Charmie.

He's as straight as this homosexual bird.

Well Camila has two “love” songs out thursday, I wonder if Shawn inspired them lol

r449 She'll dedicate one of the songs to him, then perform it live on some awards show. He'll be in the audience and blow a kiss at her in closeup when she whispers "Thank you, my love" into the mic after she finishes. Then 2 months later, after the contract ends cuz Shawn got caught on video sucking off a married 45yo algebra teacher in a hotel elevator in Detroit, both sets of management will spend weeks getting the video of Camila pulled everywhere from youtube cuz the comments are beyond vicious and led to her rumored breakdown.

R450 nice!

Shawn is het. The Welp Troll wrote 300 posts on here.

R428 how van they be let it if he can't get it up for her?

For a while, I thought this relationship may be legit but when Camila started promoting her "Romance" album right after the VMA performance , I thought WTF. We've been played so she can promote her album.

Nice rear view on Shawn at R415.

He's so embarrassingly gay it's sad.

R409 No problem, cutie, there are plenty of guest rooms - should I be setting out extra sets of PJs?

R426: Let's be fair please, 5th harmony were one of those cases were they were way more popular than successful. Yes, they flopped once Camila left the group, but with Camila they only had one top 10 hit, and if my memory doesn't fail only other top 20 hit

Shawn’s back looks great. Gym looks great on him

Shawn will never come out. Camilla might come out but probably much later when her career needs a boost.

Of course people will talk if an attractive and successful straight young guy still hasn’t had a girlfriend yet. Being too busy with his career is no excuse. Camilla is conveniently available so Shawn and (his team ?) found the perfect girl. They will be hot and heavy for several months. Then they breakup up. At least then, Shawn can always said he had a girlfriend but it just didn’t work out.

R457 Yes sir, around ten extra sets plus a change for each since they will definitely get stained. Jimin will be inviting a few friends as well. ;)

By the way, I have a new text emoticon I use. I know I get made fun of for my eyes, but I think they are endearing so I embrace it. - -

People who think he would ever willingly come out are delusional or clueless.

[quote]Shawn is het.

Even if that were true, you're never going to find out by personal experience, you sad frau.

Number 2!??? 😡😡😡 time to release the sextape 😡😡😡

Fangirls have ruined this thread and, as usually, took all the fun out of it

Lizzo slayed all y'asses.

[quote]Fangirls have ruined this thread

The Shawn and Camila fangirls need to go to a fangirl website where they belong and keep their homophobic crap off DL.

A number one is a number one, but for such heavy promo with too teen favourites and a catchy song (it's bad but it's really catchy) its dominance was shortlived even if radio is really pushing for this.

Once this will be done the "relationship" will tone down.

It's sad that pr stunts still work, it's sad to use your private life to promote your career, but it's sadder when it's not even a real relationship

with two teen favourites

[Quote] Lizzo slayed all y'asses.

That I did. And unlike Shawn, I love me some gays. Pay respect on myz name, bitch!

Congratulations on going #1, Liz. As my label mate, we should definitely collaborate on your next hit single. I would love to increase my fanbase amongst your community and I'm sure you'll appreciate having access to my k-pop stans and pre-pubescent following. I'm sure John will approve of our collaboration, even if his dick is a white supremacist. - -

Who's the hot black guy behind Alec? Alec also doesn't look horrible in that picture.

Lizzo was desperate for that number one she released a remix and discounted both versions of the song, what a tacky bitch.

R472 Perhaps you don't know me as well as you think, sunshine. Extra spanks for you.

Any song Alec has done is better than Senorita

You can see Camila's unfortunate body shape at R415.

They're together in Toronto. She flew in to see him so that makes 5 times she's got on an airplane to follow him. There's a vid of them in a restaurant and she looks lovesick, he's kissing her like he's obliging her. He probably can't wait to be out of the country later this month.

I prefer to do a girl's hair:

r479 She's probably asking him if that's the bracelet she heard he got from Cameron Dallas.

R480 Cruel of her to bring it up - poor Shawn still daydreams about Cameron impregnating him.

This is who Shawn would prefer to be making out with:

Connor has definitely given him more than a friendship bracelet.

r481 They would make the most beautiful babies together.

The first time Shawn saw Connor's twinkhood, he let out a girlish scream and jumped onto a chair.

today

R486 Poor Shawn's cock is cringing under there.

Shawn with his zipper open on stage tonight:

I am not attracted to girls but Camila kinda got me horny.

R488 Zac were you helping Shawn get ready again?

R490, Zac or Connor. One of them was probably helping Shawn to relax before going on stage. . .

R491 Must have been Zac. Connor's a strict top and Shawn is afraid of his thick cock.

This was just a blowjob, R492. So Connor is okay to perform those.

R493 Fair enough. I wonder if Shawn lasts a full minute.

Oh dear.

Look at all the bottles of booze on the table. Shawn is drunk.

His handlers probably purposely got him drunk hoping something like this would happen.

Too bad it's just... cringy.

R497 Dick just keeps getting limper - poor guy.

If anything, this makes more people realize he's gay.

Yeah, it's kind of weird to post a video like that.

Most couples wouldn't comment on what people are saying on social media about their kissing style.

And then to go and make out with tongues on camera?

r495 Whose idea was that?

[quote]And then to go and make out with tongues on camera?

This makes Shawn look desperate, not straight. He really isn't terribly bright.

This video confirms he’s gay

Is it possible he deliberately made it look bad, the way he made the bearding attempts with Hailey Baldwin look bad?

I suppose it's possible. Consciously or unconsciously he may be trying to do that.

But Camila got in on the licking act and licked Shawn's face. So it wasn't just him.

Looks like the video was filmed a month ago

What's he talking about? Her Liar video isn't "struggling" in streaming, it's trending as no. 3 on YT. It only came out 21 hours ago.

"No tongues!"

If they filmed it a month ago then wasn't that before they made their "relationship" public?

One month ago was when they were in NYC or back east which is why Camila could be wearing a jacket. Mexico would be hot this week.

Some people are challenging Perez Hilton's timeline for the kissing video. So who knows.

[quote]Some people are challenging Perez Hilton's timeline for the kissing video. So who knows.

Such an important issue for our time! The timeline of when two middling performers in a fake PR relationship kissed for their fans!

Vice:

This morning, Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes made so many of us cry out for brain bleach with a video them kissing. Err, rather… it's 30 seconds of fully-open mouth smashing against fully-open mouth, lips flapping open like four fish out of water, tongues dragging on each other's chins. So yes, "kissing," if we want to call it that. The lack of spit strings is a small blessing, just barely saving them from the skin-crawling fate of the kiss in 2001's Not Another Teen Movie.

To Shawn and Camila, and Timothée and Lily-Rose, we get it: You fuck. But at what cost? Is this what happens when one learns to kiss in the age of WikiHow and its downright terrifying illustrations? Is this is what happens when the demise of print media means the end of trash magazines for teen girls and their primers on kissing? When you're attractive and rich, does nobody call you out on your shit, even when it means slobbering all over the face of the person you're smooching?

If it is fake, you'd think their people would make them practice a little to be credible.

"Here, Shawn, why don't you practice kissing Connor before we call your 'girlfriend' over."

Because it's on Instagram, he's made this relationship official. But why not a simple picture together? Instead, he makes it a joke, so he doesn't take it that seriously.

Because it's on Instagram, he's made this relationship official. But why not a simple picture together? Instead, he makes it a joke, so he doesn't take it that seriously.