You can have sex with ONE real person from all of human history- who is your choice?

If not James Dean it would be Sylvester Stallone circa Demolition Man

Jesus

Mid 1950s Elizabeth Taylor

Natalie Wood

Sure why not Dean. In that toiletfree studio apartment with the porthole windows. We can both stink a bit before and quite a bit after sex and then walk down to HoJo's for a hamburger platter, coffee and cigarettes.

The only thing is, I lived that scene dozens of times with art school pretty boys, decades ago.

R5 he had a toilet. It’s just not in the pic.

Wasn't the toilet and tub down the hall?

Lorne Greene!

God his body looks DISGUSTING @ R1, typical DL...but even worse than usual.

Barack Obama

Porfirio Rubirosa

Charlton Heston

Goliath

Mickey Hargitay

STEVE REEVES! CLINT WALKER! REG PARK! CAL BOLDER! JORGE RIVERO! JIM PALMER! JON ERIK HEXUM! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY MORE!

Abe Lincoln if he had a big Lincoln log.

Heston looks like a drain clog with feet.

Fred Gwynne

Adam because Eve was clearly a selfish bitch.

As weird as it sounds, Charles Dodgson aka Lewis Carroll. Intelligent, creative, shy and looked like Tom Hiddleston's cuter brother. He was also considered a fascinating figure even during his lifetime; wonder why Hollywood has never done a biography.

Dodgson looks like a booger-eating baboon!

Young Cesar Romero, if he takes me drinking and dancing first, and his dick tastes like Tyrone Power's ass.

Jack Carson...his dick tasted like Doris Day .

R21, surely you know Lewis Carroll was a pedophile...?

Harris Dickinson

Johnny Mathis in the 1970s, '80s, and '90s. He still looks great even now though. I'd still want to.

Young Mel, before he was racist Nazi Mel.

Chris Pine

Marc Antony, both the gays and Cleo loved this guy. Why not?

Early Jim Morrison.

But Only, if I have some sort of time travel immunity from mutant strains of STDs.

Young Mike Ness. All day, every day. Rockabilly and Rocker guys have always been my thing

Either the bearded model on the left or the model in the center with the delicious ass.

Johnny Appleseed because I'm mainly into oral.

River Phoenix.

Alexander Hamilton. He was absolutely brilliant, wildly charismatic, and handsome. Completely self made. The quintessential successful American immigrant. You don't find people like that in politics any more.

R25 that pic of him kissing Alice Liddell is a Photoshop, and not a very good one. That right there tells you a lot about the article you linked to.

As far as taking artistic photographs of nude children, that was a trendy thing to do in the Victorian era. It's also false that the photos were taken without the parents' knowledge or consent.

Basically, that article you shared is a piece of poorly-researched shit.

In my opinion, LC was asexual, like many temporal lobe epileptics.

Lord Byron.

Alcibiades.

Aristocratic politician and professional rich boy, well-educated (by Socrates no less), known for his beauty (and vanity), Olympic winner (chariot racing), all in all a very colorful character of classical Athens. I bet I could have an entertaining fuck with him at the symposium.

Mark LaMura in the '70s.

I was a Catholic school boy just like him, and he was 150% my type.

Truman Capote!!!! (BACK OFF, HE'S MINE!!!!)

I hate to be corny, but my ex-BF. I think about him every night when I go to sleep, to comfort myself.

Awww, tell us more, R41.

A neanderthal who would fuck my hole into a pulpy bloody mess then probably ending up killing me with his club

R13, Heston was attractive in his prime, but in his gun nut period he came a big turn off.

R42, We're still best friends, but we don't have sex anymore. A few months ago, I had to go under anesthesia for the first time, for an endoscopy, and when I started waking up in the recovery room, he was gently stroking my hair back into place. More recently, when I got out of the hospital with a broken arm, he's the one who came over and helped me wash my hair in the kitchen sink. He's so sexy and sweet and gentle.

Jon Hamm

James Garner

Mid-1990s Catherine Deneuve. I literally just signed up to post this reply.

Fuck who you want, just stay away from my husband!

My late partner. He was the best.

I've auditioned a lot of understudies since 1994, but none can compare.

Wasn't Stalin a midget?

[R21]: See “Dream Child” (1985), with Ian Holm playing a sensitive Dodgson. It concerns the 80-year-old Alice Hargreaves, marvelously played by Coral Browne, finally dealing with issues from her childhood. Fascinating film.

My fave: the one and only Rod Taylor.

Teen crush that lingers.

That is a turn on to me, R44

I'll also go with James Dean.

Søren Kierkegaard (a Danish philosopher, theologian, poet, social critic and religious author who is widely considered to be the first existentialist philosopher)

R18- lol, great post. I entirely agree.

Gregory Harrison, not exactly someone from history but...

How about Alexander the Great!

Sam Cooke. I’d be afraid to have sex with anyone prior to the twentieth century because of hygiene.

Alain Delon

No one pre-1900. Many didn't wash regularly before then.

Chris Isaak

In his prime, Keith Baxter was a hot as any man has ever been. If he can fuck as well as he looks, I'd take him.

A young Marlon Brando

A young Montgomery Clift, my partner loos a bit like him.

For me it would have to Jeff Stryker, but when was 18 years old before his porn career. Innocent and hot 🔥

I object to the irrelevant hygiene issues being inserted to derail the discussion and erase thousands of years of human history.

Anal hygiene is NOT irrelevant - it's of paramount importance.

Love you, R50.

George Washington was said to be 'of the persuasia' and he was described at the time as being tall, muscular, and hot!

I want Jesus in me quite deeply

Jesus Christ

Stuart Whitman circa 1965 (Sands of the Kalahari)

Narcissus, because everyone tells me I'm as beautiful as he was.

gotta be Lewis Payne, that naughty boy

Paul Victor Grandhomme (1851-1944), a drawing by Raphael Collin from the 1880s.

My friend Scott. He was so cute, and his dick was the perfect fit for my ass.

My friend Scott. He was so cute, and his dick was the perfect fit for my ass.

Do I have to kill this person for him to be history? He’s really loved in the music industry. It would be like killing a unicorn.

Giacomo Casanova, has he been mentioned? I’m just gonna stare at this picture of Paul V. Grandhomme for a while.

It's really quite impossible to name just one but since I'm currently watching The OA I say Jason Isaacs, whom I've always loved.

R80 SEXY!

I’ll take a 3-way with Alan Bates and Oliver Reed whatever year this was.

Yes, [R82]: Alan Bates. I mean, "Far from the Madding Crowd" as Gabriel Oak, a man as sexy as his name!!!!!

Glad to see Rod Taylor here too.

R39 thanks for the mark lamura pic. He was so hot.

I wouldn’t mind a Saturday afternoon in bed with Walt Whitman. The thought of Singing the Body Electric, makes me weak in the knees.

River Pheonix, Jon Erik Hexum, Sal Mineo

Sean Connery

Jason Behr

Brenton Thwaites

It would have to be the super hot guy from the movie Moses. He wore a skirt but damn those legs. He was all stud. I’m not too sure of my older movies....was it Jule Brenner? Definitely not Charleton Heston for me but the other guy that played Moses enemy.

Mark Wahlberg, the very day he turned 18, on all fours presenting his ass with a little smile over his shoulder.

A young Baryshnikov

Winner

Antinous.

Simon Cowell 🔥 👅

CAITLIN JENNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRIS JENNER!!!!!

Mark Wahlberg of Antiques Roadshow.

I’d do angry Chris Cuomo forever!!!!

Josh Henderson when he looked like this.

R59, here's Alain Delon's naked ass:

No need to waste time travel on a sexcapade when we have this in the present.

It's time Ryan go full frontal, R102.

Young Sting, Paul Rudd, Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr. in his forties.

How about an 19 year old Paul Newman...

Roberto Clemente!

r106 WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE ON DATALOUNGE!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! HOW DARE YOU POST A PICTURE OF SOMEONE WE HAVE NO CLUE WHO THEY ARE! (unless they're nude, then you may carry on.)

Greta Garbo.....

I second Roberto Clemente

Another vote for Roberto. Handsome man. And Paul Newman was gorgeous.

Jax Slayher who, despite the stupid porn name, is a talented porn star not to mention he's absolutely gorgeous. These days I JO almost exclusively to his straight porn because he is physically my dream man.

GARY COOPER!

Thread closed.

Either 12 year old Maria or 13 year old Katie Johnson.

Michael Hutchence RIP

OP's favorite porn site

Damn, R45. Hope you'll get back together someday.

Upon further review, I change my answer to Fred Dryer.

Balls deep in the valley of River Phoenix, converting him from heroin addiction to dick addiction.

A 4th vote for River Phoenix (preferably ca. "Running on Empty").

I would fuck Burt Reynolds from his Playgirl days. I like shoving it up the ass of super hairy guys.

I'm ready.

Jeff Stryker or Mario Lopez

Vivian Vance

Tab Hunter, because he was one of us..

because he was beautiful...

because he was charming...

And, unlike a lot of actors, seemed to have his head screwed on straight!

R35 What about Obama?

Either James Dean or JFK, Jr. Hands down.

Monty Clift...I love the little dicks.

R21 R25

Disturbing.

A second for Fred Dryer. My betamax cassettes of Hunter are unplayable now due to nacreous layers of permacum.

I bet Sabu was one wild fuck.

129 posts and no Jeffrey Hunter?

In his still-unpublished memoir Birth Pangs, the great 1930s character actor Franklin Pangborn (1889-1958) describes encountering Sabu in Chasen's with the entire cast of The Thief of Baghdad, and the torrid five-day affair that immediately followed

steve reeves... clint walker... jon erik hexum.... (and oh about a thousand more!)..

Arthur Rimbaud, Louis XIV's brother Prince Philippe, a young Brando, a young Dicaprio and a young Johnny Depp

Antinous

Only one person?? I want to be spitroasted by Beto O'Rourke and Joe Kennedy 3rd. Mmmmmmmm

Errol Flynn in the 1930's.

Wes Bentley

Tsar Alexander III of Russia.

I always wanted to be spit-roasted by Cary Grant and his boyfriend Randolph Scott.

I want to suck and fuck this hot young pianist silly. He's getting fat now, but my God, still!!

someone , preferably , from the Post-stank era.

If I’m bottoming Clint Walker If I’m topping Paul Newman

R143 I just googled Clint Walker, glad I did lol.

Mario Lopez

Albrecht Durer.

Time to bump for more

matthew perrys hole

Garret Claytons pussy hole

Jan-Michael Gambill in his prime... or now.

Someone from Sparta I would imagine

Another vote for Natalie Wood.

Gaetan Dugas

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman.

R150 He still looks just as good

Jon-Erik Hexum. Literally the walking embodiment of sex. I jerked off to him all the time in high school.

seconded ^

I love James Dean

Burt Reynolds. Rod Taylor, Clint Walker - the hairier the better

josh Weston and his prize winning pussy....

Paul Walker

Tough question. Either (a) myself at 23. It would be great to experience myself through forty-something eyes. Would I find myself more attractive than I felt then? Could I give myself love, comfort and guidance I lacked then?

Or (b), Bryce Johnson. Funny with luscious lips and a full package.

A young gore vidal. We get to talk afterwards, well, gossip mostly.

HARRY STYLES

Lonely Boy

He was before my time but damn I wish I was young to see him back then.

Brahms was an adorable twink.

Chris Messina, any day.

Abraham Lincoln

Johnathon Schaech when he was in his late 20s.

Heatho

A very young, innocent James Franco. My ex had the same haunting cheekbones and pouting babyface.

I wouldn’t touch him today.

David Niven. Tall, elegant, witty, sophisticated and British.

I want Colonel Sanders in me now!

r171 Did you "-o" queens really call Heath Ledger "Heatho"?

When I was very young I wanted Alan Bates. Now that the dream has been fulfilled, Sam Elliott in the mid 70's

A bang that included Kurt cobain and 1950s or 1968 Elvis.

I’d just continue having oral/anal with my straight married personal trainer.

I was reading through this and got to young Paul Newman, and thought "finally!", then I realized I had posted that. There's beauty, and then "hot sex", not always the same . I bet the young (obviously) Rimbaud was interesting sex. Just for beauty, Newman, Delon, young Gary Cooper… this pic of Italian actor Diego Morgado is about as beautiful as a man can get, I think...

Another for Monty Clift. But during the time period of From Here to Eternity because that's the best his body ever looked. He put on a good amount of muscle for his role. Not too much but just enough.

He looked really sexy in military uniform.

“Charlton Heston”

I'll give you my dick when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

I'm going to have to go with Eric Balfour because he's a dirty freak and I like that. 😈

Three-way tie (#1) Jeffery Hunter in his prime

Three-way tie (#2) Clint Walker in his prime

Our first bear / tattooed president Theodore Roosevelt.

Jesus. Fine AF.

Runner-up goes to a swarthy Mohammed. I wanted to post a pic but you know that always ends in tears.

Three-way tie (#3) is a split between Van Williams (Green Hornet) or Robert Conrad (James West) in their prime

[quote] A bang that included Kurt cobain and 1950s or 1968 Elvis.

The rules state ONE real person, not two.

So we'll take the first name you mentioned, Kurt Cobain, as your official answer. Thanks.

Daniel Craig

Paul Newman all night and all day.

Irrelevant, but when I read Clint Walker’s name, I pictured Clint Howard at first, and thought, well, it takes all kinds...then I jolted to reality.

Tchaikovsky

I'd go head first into those pits!

John Daly from "What's My Line?" The most charming man ever.

1. ABBA's Benny Anderson from 1978 2. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau 3. Paul Newman 4. Daniel Craig

I would like to have sex with Daniel Craig's light blue swimsuit.

I'd love to have sex with Topher Grace.

Orson Welles in his prime.

Stanley Tucci in his prime, or now. I'm not picky.

CLINT WALKER, STEVE REEVES, JON ERIC HEXUM, JIM PALMER...

SO SO SO SO MANY MORE..

HECK, EVEN IF ONE "BROKE THEM DOWN INTO CATEGORIES" (i.e. male actors, male models, soap opera actors, tv actors, athletes, pro wrestlers, bodybuilders) the list would be endless! just for each category!..

George O'Brien, pictured middle. Incredibly handsome with an equally fine physique (was a champion boxer in the US Navy and also always wrked out and played sports), reportedly bisexual with a cock which rivaled Gary "Montana Mule" Cooper.

R200 I thought the "mule" title went to Milton Berle

A fuck with everything and Yul Brenner

This guy

Bill Hader

River Phoenix.

Chord Overstreet in all of his dewy, Bieberesque, trouty mouthed glory. His lips were just made to be wrapped around a cock. He's still an attractive man, but the bloom of youth was definitely his friend.

Ménage

Chord Overstreet looks like a cross between Alam Wernik and a potato.

Clint Eastwood, maybe. Though he's reportedly not a very nice person.

Jan Michael Vincent or Joe Dellesandro

Chord? He calls himself... Chord?

Ugh.

Bubba from Mamas Family....my first gay crush

Young Harrison Ford

Bufford T. Justice . luv a man in uniform

Pete Sampras between 1996-1999

Alexander the Great

Kirk Douglas

He's all yours Olivia

Christopher Walken

So long as you know where to find his albums first, R58..

R214 what are you smoking? He looks like Ned Declassified.

Don Johnson during his Miami Vice days. I had met a guy in Boston that looked just like him when I was a young teen gayling back then. He didn’t want to have sex with me because he knew his dick was too big for me to handle.

He was right.

Jake

R218, Is he in the middle of a cleanse?

Another vote for Paul Newman. Joanne Woodward is / was a lucky woman.