Gronk: “I like to Nut”

I hate to give clicks to that shit site Barstool but Gronk is pretty perfect

Gronk talking about how he likes to nut should have been more titillating.

He is sexy AF

Cashews? Pecans? Macadamias?

Gronk is one of the ideal guys

I’m about to nut!

Imagine him going to town on you! I can't even imagine the force his fucks would exert.

Is he using 'nut' as a verb and a euphemism for 'masturbate'?

Come R8

"Nut" is what white rural guys say for the verb "cum".

Ejaculation R8. Please excuse R9, R10 for using more slang.

R11 can make a thread about Gronk nutting annoying.

Meh.

You know he's the type who doesn't wipe properly. Skidmarks like a Mack Truck. Probably smells like sweat too.

I'm a Lesbian.

[quote] Probably smells like sweat too.

This is a problem for people???

Are we supposed to swoon over someone saying they like to nut? I mean, what are we supposed to do with this groundbreaking info?

R16 ...We're swooning over Gronk. If you don't see why, I can't help you

Gronk is pretty much the perfect man. Completely secure in his manhood, completely cool with gays.

R17 Typical gay salivating over a straight guy as usual

Words induce something called visualization. When Gronk says he likes to nut, for a fleeting second our mind conjures up an image of him busting a nut.

R18 Link showing he is cool with gays?

R20 is NOT on the spectrum. Unlike others here.

He seems like the type who likes to cuddle *swoons*.

R11, he likes to "say something quickly and suddenly."

"“Indeed?” ejaculated the stranger"

synonyms: exclaim, cry out, call out, yell, sing out, utter suddenly, blurt out

Hahah, he tastes like "macadamians".

Even his nickname is perfect.

Not giving rightwing asshole Barstool Sports a click

Triggered again.

[quote] "Nut" is what white rural guys say for the verb "cum".

Is he a white rural guy?

Black dudes say it too

What’s his skin color?

Nut is what black guys say, elders.

Gronk is hot as fuck. When he’s acting particularly like a lug, his hotness increases. It’s a scientific fact.

He's skinny now. Not so hot.

Gronk on how he would feel about an openly gay teammate.

Gronk Isn't That Skinny After All. In Fact, He Looks in Playing Shape. Be Afraid, NFL. Be Very Afraid.

I thought he retired?

^Me too. Was gonna see if he would turn into a giant potato couch or get a big dad bod.

Even with a dad bod he would still be sexy. His attractiveness is more than just the abs. It's everything about him

Retired young with millions. Wonder if he was weary about a debilitating injury or the life long effects of playing in the NFL?

I'd drink his dirty bathwater.

I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas!

I encourage all NFL players to stay in the NFL and collect as much brain damage as possible.

They're easier to take advantage of that way.

Seems that most of you are bottoms. I'd definitely NUT balls deep up inside Gronk's sexy ass though! He certainly gives a new definition to "tight end".

I’d say 80% of DL is fem bottoms. Total bottoms

I agree about it mostly being bottoms but I don't think DL men are particularly femme. My real life friend group if very femme and I'd be lynched for talking like that here. YAS Queen and all that.

R45, the popularity of and fixation on the Golden Girls, divas, calling males female pronouns, cluelessness on sports, and general detachment from mainstream males is contrary evidence.

R44 Nope.

R11, R20 So "nut" is a verb meaning "to ejaculate".

My dictionary tells me that to "bust" is a transitive verb meaning to 'break open or apart suddenly and forcefully'.

So, therefore, "busting a nut" is the same as saying to 'break open some ejaculation'. ? ? ?

TF are you pondering on? He's a hot NFL jock with cash money, Post some more pics

Freestyle exercise moves.

Brothers.

So much sexiness concentrated in one family

He is not going to age well. He's only 30 yet he has deep lines in his forehead. He uses steroids so that's going to hurt him badly by 40. And the tan he has will age him rapidly.

He looks good now so better make your move quick.

Dear Lord in heaven!

I hate Barstool Sports though. Pieces of shit.

Remember when Gronk went public with his offer to take Tim Tebows' virginity?

Yup, he really said it.

[quote]I’d say 80% of DL is fem bottoms. Total bottoms

You say that like it's a bad thing...

I prefer Julian Edelman's nuts to that troglodyte Gronk any day.

If you like pretty boys, sure.

Take Jay Cutler, too. He's pretty but if he so much as stubbed his toe he was out for the season.

Rumor has it Gronk does not care who blows him or what hole he fucks...

R60 - I volunteer to blow him and let him fuck any hole I have.

r48 has never had sex.

R56 I'd pay good money to see that!

R60 I'm game!

Is he doing Chaturbate now?

Here's the vid R56. I'd love to nut in Gronk's ass. Has Gronk yet to be used as a verb?

R66 - LOL you’d never get close to Gronk’s ass you nelly little bitch.

R59, That's not a picture of Cutler (it's Edelman) and that's not true about him just stubbing a toe he'd be done for the season. Cutler played with diabetes and took a lot of hits as a Chicago Bear because the offensive line stunk.

R60, you meant “lies have it.”

[quote] Has Gronk yet to be used as a verb?

No. That’s reserved for me.

How does Gronk compare to DL fave Drew Brees?

Brees is old school white gay men favorite. Gronk is modern favorite. Brees is not buff or hot.

Gronk is pure hot muscled jock dudebro

Is the Gronk white?

Gronk is the guy you fuck like rabbits with. Brees is who you take home to meet your parents.

R68 I knew it was Edelman, I posted the photo!

Like I said, if you like pretty boys you can have Edelman and Cutler.

Is R74 a massive cunt? Just go away.

Yes the Gronk is white, and stunning. We wouldn’t be talking about him if he were not.

I’d love to lick under his balls while he moans in pleasure

He's pure ID.

ID?

r81 you know, the lube? the strawberry-kiwi flavor was always my favorite.

Boss

But does he swallow?

[quote]I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas!

Santa Claus is Cummin' to Town!

R81, primitive sexual energy

Boss

Hulk

[quote] Hulk

He plays soccer.

Thug

A friend in her mid-sixties transcribes recorded police reports for a living. She asked me, "What is nudding? "

"Nudding? I don't think I've ever heard of it," I said.

"I was transcribing a police report and the policeman quoted the assault victim as saying that the assailant nudded on her leg. I had to listen a few times, but I think that's what he said. I spelled it n-u-d-d-e-d on the report."

R91 Are they supposed to represent two testicles?

Releasing the sperm from these two nut-shaped testicles = busting nuts.

I hope some nudes leak or a video. We would ALL watch that.

God can you imagine the noises he makes while busting a big nut?

The Gronk.

Is he unretiring?

An emotional Gronk

A new chapter in Gronk’s life as spokesman for cbd oil.

It seems fitting.

Trophies

““Literally, my leg was gigantic. It was insane. The trainer was like, ‘I don’t even know how you played with that in the second quarter.’”

A girl can only hope he’s talking about THAT leg.

Gronk used the Lombardi Trophy as a baseball bat and left a dent in it ⚾️

That retirement life is different

(via @Patriots)

Fuck you OP!

Now I actually care about this hot man.

Fütbol is HOT!

It is

Like a muscled version of my boyfriend.

I want him to fart on my cock.

You’re gross

I want to nut inside his 🕳

He seems like a nice guy, but I find him completely asexual.

Gronk is like the guy whose parents let him throw parties with with a keg in high school. No one really liked him, it was just a place to party. Watching him talk to his teammates on the sidelines, I get the feeling nothing has changed.

“Ah crap, Rob’s coming over to talk to me. Grin and bear it… guy catches a lot of balls.”

Naw he seems like a cool bro

He quit and now he'll go into drugs use because no one will care about him, so he'll use to cope with the fact, he won't be famous.

And because he ain't famous, his antics will be douchebag and juvenile and not cool and funny so he'll eat, get fat and do more drugs.

This won't end well.

He is so my type bro.

Gronk says he has had twenty concussions

He's hot

Of course

I need Gronk and JJ Watt to be human bouncy castles for me.

why even bother? These NFL guys are probably walking with all kinds of STDs. They fuck so many whores and groupies.

No thank you.

R117

R117, are you longterm monogamous dude?

He also has 3 hot brothers. There was a piece about them in espn magazine a while back and in one part they all went into a bathroom stall together and all started pissing together, with Gronk yelling “crossies!”.

Bumpn

They should do porn then.

So they could be the Rockland brothers of the 21st century?

I’d pay to watch that!

R123 They match up pretty well.

I’m a Cheerleader

At first, I thought this was just Rob Gronkowski having some sort of public meltdown. However, I noticed James Corden was dancing with him in the video and I immediately remembered that show he used to do in the UK called "A League of Their Own." It's a sporty game show where there are competitions between professional athletes and comedians. The show did a sort of "road trip" a couple of years ago where Corden, Jack Whitehall and these two other former athletes, Freddy Flintoff (who is a stud) and Jamie Redknapp, competed in a competition where they did a bunch of sports related things (they did a version of this in Europe as well). One of those things was cheerleading for the LA Rams. I don't know if Corden planning on bringing the show to the US for CBS, but if he does, Rob would be a great pick for the American Freddy.

On Fox right now

Oh look at that, I was totally right.

And Gronk confirms it in this clip that the Lakers thing was part of that show.

Yup. Gronk is going to primetime.

He's associating himself with that freakshow Corden? Ewww. Just Eeewwww.

I'm with you R132 but I would still do anything Gronk told me to do.

This Gronk entrance is what we need right now.

#GronkonSmackdown

White Tiger

I'd fuck that ass.

Fuck that pic is amazing. What a perfect man

Wet

boy howdy he does the dumb jock thing well

The secret to it is he's actually dumb as rocks.

He just made his first touchdown in 679 days, so I’m sure he’ll be nutting tonight.

I like to but too, gronk. Just saying