Lance Parker is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

Looks like he was blessed with a good penis size

I would do dirty things to him

Mmmm

I thought all the Lances died out in the 19t century.

R13 AS IF!

He's an Oklahoma boy and went to school in Missouri. Very down to earth and approachable.

AND HOT

I love how he loves showing off his VPL

His legs are tragic.

He loves showing off

The only tragedy here is that I'll never get his dick in me.

What was the subject of his PhD thesis?

I don't get these OPs who start a thread with an IG link and then post multiple images from the same IG, do they think we don't know how IG works?

For the first time I am going to be THAT guy but I think he is really only good looking in a Big Brother or other reality show kind of way. Funky jaw line. (The rest is flawless)

It should be illegal to be that damn good looking

I agree with R26.

It smacks of obsession-- especially when we know that Instagram is so 'enhanced' and fake.

Not all the links are IG.

Relax you old grumps

Look at that thing

R32 Posts 1-8 are all an hour ago, the same time as the OP and most likely all done by the OP. There are other links going forth from there, but basically the OP is IG bombing his own thread at the start for an unknown reason.

Fake VPL.

Wow, OP / Lance Parker! You're really in love with yourself!

When did VPL, visual panty lines, become VPL, visual penis lines and is that just a DL thing?

Someone better feed him.

R38 no. VPL now means “Visible Penis Line”

He could lose a few pounds, no?

I find him striking.

R42 I find him striking and a tool for some corporation selling stuff, prick-teasing and refusing to do nudes.

I don't care for these tall, gangly types. They may photograph well, but once you get them in bed they're all arms and legs. Like trying to make love to a giraffe.

R44 he’s pretty much naked in all his pics.

Do you mean for not showing bare Cock? Majority don’t. He’s not a porn star.

You’re desensitized

😍😍😍

Nice, but Ryan Young’s body is hotter.

6’4 of perfection.

A MAN

Don’t people tire of pics of themselves- to what end? Instagram as a vehicle for some sort of career. Does he have a career as something or in something?

Director of nutrition for what? I ‘be never heard of him in the world of nutrition science or even armchair punditry.

Certainly is good looking.

A beauty

That's quite an arc he's got on that mule.

He’s gorgeous. Perfect face

Thanks Lance for posting your pics, any pole and hole pics?

He’s full of himself in person and not as handsome in person.

....

Onlyfans?

He doesn’t do porn. He isn’t one of these kids. He is originally from Oklahoma, went to college on a sports scholarship for soccer, then played pro soccer before going full time model and fitness guru.

He moved to NYC for his modeling etc. and is still there. Lives in his tiny apartment there.

He is super outdoorsy, loves the woods and rock climbing and mountain climbing and kayaking etc. so one wonders why he chooses to live in NYC. I asked him when I met him and he said because most of his jobs are here, but within the next 5-10 years he plans on leaving back to somewhere like Colorado where he can be with nature and rock climb etc.

He lacks any sex appeal in person. He’s super duper white midwestern in how he speaks and carries himself. If you know what I mean, you know what I mean. That midwestern white guy vibe.

He’s never done full frontal for a photo shoot and said he never would. What we’ve seen is the most nude he will ever get.

He is also pretty effeminate in person. I really thought he was gay but seems he isn’t.

Never linked to anyone romantically, female or male. Always seems alone or with groups. Maybe he is A Sexual

Good scouting OP - This guy is gorgeous. If you are going to be a male model than you should damn well look like one and Lance Parker fits the bill. Central Casting actually. Don't care -- I like him.

Beautiful man.