Modern Men in Short Shorts

He looks like a UPS guy.

I want it

I NEED it

[SHUDDERS AT THE THOUGHT OF HERDS OF MORBIDLY OBESE MALE TOURISTS IN SHORT SHORTS STAMPEDING THROUGH THE STREETS OF NYC EVERY SUMMER]

FASHUN

Sexy aF. Dudes aren’t skipping leg 🦵🏾 day anymore.

But TBH OP, Chubbies ( a brand of short shorts) have been a thing for a couple of years now, especially with fratboy types.

those chubbies models deserve a good slap on the keister

"Huh, huh, huh ... chubbies."

Paddle

If only more than 5% of men looked like that in the most obese country on earth.

The fatter the better

Just like skinny jeans, just because short shorts are in style doesn't mean that all men look good in them.

Golf

I’m only attracted to dudes in board shorts. They just look so much more masculine. I can wait to see the rest of his legs when I take those board shorts off with my teeth.

I like men in short shorts if they have great legs. Why not? Show it off.

Wow

I’m loving the return of short shorts. Totally sexy. Even those chunky guys in the Chubbies ads look sexy. Though tbh they are kinda fit fat.

Long shorts or board shorts are a HUGE turn off.

Iman Shupert

You’ve got to have the legs and butt for it.

Iman

Make it happen!

There's a difference between shorts (pic at OP) and hot pants (R19)

What the hell is the difference?

I don't like thick thighs.

The OP's guy is hot as blazes.

You’re the only one r25

r20

No you don't, just look for pics of guys from the 70s, or basketball or tennis players from the 60s or 70s

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[QUOTE]No you don't, just look for pics of guys from the 70s, or basketball or tennis players from the 60s or 70s

This isn’t the 60’s and 70’s.

I buy 7” inseam shorts because my legs are too short to wear 9”. I’m not ready to wear 5” yet until more people do. I still have shorts from the 80s, but they seem almost like short shorts compared to the board shorts.

R30, it ain't the nineties either

Y'all will soon be complaining about fatties in short shorts the way you complain about fatties in tight yoga pants.

It'll be "People of Walmart" everywhere you look.

America was not obese in the 60s and 70s (or even the 80s).

There’s always been fatties in short shorts. Some people just don’t give a fuck, hence the fatness.

Iman has the bod for it

I don't mind short (er), but OP's pic is ridiculous. MUCH too tight, though he's got great thighs. I suspect he cannot sit properly in those. The black shorts on the runway bloke are perfectly fine, and I'm really digging his sandals as well (though I wouldn't pair with a turtleneck). I recall being called to the office to pick stuff up (an art gallery) after tennis around 2000-20001, and was chided later they were too short. They were not, but some modesty police types get jealous, like this bitchy old queen was as his partner was checking me out. I told this queen not to request me to pop in on my off day again. I say bring them on, just don't cut off blood supply.

If I still had the legs for them Id be all over them ! Alas,time is a cruel taskmaster and my once lushly hairy,muscular legs now look like plucked chicken wings.

I just bought some short shorts from Lulu Lemon. I love them

R19, Iman's wearing glorified underwear, not shorts

Time to get back in the gym, R37. Build those legs back up, bruh.

R40 Honey Im pushing 60,Im all out of "give a fucks" !

R14. I believe the opposite. Board shorts are horrible. The shorts in OP and the ones from Chubbies are what guys should wear as swimming trunks or tennis shorts. Men over the age of 21 should wear Bermuda shorts.

fashion shorts

my Fashion Shorts have always drawn attention.....

I'd love to see the OP's guy sitting and manspreading in that outfit. I'll bet it's a feast for the eyes.

[quote]Men over the age of 21 should wear Bermuda shorts

🙄🙄🙄

I love a fat ass in a tight short

R46...

😂😂😂

What elite athletes looked like before steroids.

Basketball players still look like that, just with longer shorts.

[quote]America was not obese in the 60s and 70s (or even the 80s).

Not AS obese, but there were a lot of two-ton Tessies and their male equivalent (what is the male equivalent called?)

r50

Black basketball players claim they are too big to wear the shorter shorts. One of the LA teams played a game "retro style" with old uniform types, and at the halfway point, they changed back saying they couldn't contain their endowments.

Bradley Cooper, all beefed up and decked out in tight short shorts, was magnificent.

Boy does this look faggy.

[quote] I don't mind short (er), but OP's pic is ridiculous. MUCH too tight, though he's got great thighs.

Most het guys would immediately think that's gay.

I like muscled dudes in them

R38, link?

R37, do you lift bro?

I like knee level shorts

Who doesn’t love some thicc thighs??!

Love the muscled legs on display these days

Board shorts leave such an unfortunate tan line.

woww

short is good, tight legs is not. defeats the pleasure of freeballing

I just realized all the NBA guys wear tight pants under their shorts anyway, so I suppose it doesn't matter if they go retro: they would still wear two shorts.

Every man with a good body who wants to wear shorts should wear these. The official Seal Training Shorts.

R38 - I thought LuLuLemon was just for girls. Do they sell men’s clothing?

R65? “Tight pants?” They are called compression shorts.

R67 Google the Lululemon website, you lazy whore

I’m just shocked that a man (straight or gay) would wear anything with a Lulu lemon label.

According to my masculinish friend, Lululemon makes me best men’s work out shirts.

Expensive as fuck.

If you can pull it off, go for it.

If you DGAF, go for it.

if you're fat and get shitty when someone say you're fat, don't.

pretty simple rules........

I like the short shorts on boys age 17-24.....after that age they need to be knee length.

R74, you meant 18-24, right?

R75 - actually I MEANT to say age 16, but I didn’t know if that was acceptable here.

Why would you guys want to dress like that?? It’s so faggy. Everyone would look at you and know you’re a queer.

R77, say it to his face!

R78 - wow....totally hot guy just ruined it for me with his shorts and shoes 🤮 Total boner kill

It’s super sexy

Indeed

R76, go away, shitty perv

R82 - I’m just looking, not touching

Nuttin wrong with lusting in your heart.

I see it unintentionally on average college guys and athletes with thick bods who just buy shorts too small. I like that. Not on the wannabe insta-models.

R85 - PERFECTLY stared! I can’t stand it when the guys try too hard, but on regular guys who have no idea how hot they are it looks good!

The more bare thigh a hot guy shows, the closer he is to God.

…..

…….

America needs to stop tampering with the food. Fast food shouldn't cause you to be 30-50 pounds overweight. The natural foods also need to regain their nutrients; fortified nutrients are not real nutrients.

Booty shorts

It looks good as beach wear but only on the young and thin.

Now this guy knows how to rock some shorty shorts. LOL

The old heads can’t help but mess up this thread with pics from the Jurassic Epoch.

shorter the better for sashaying

Why does Muriel allow homophobic gay-bashing on Datalounge?

Seriously?

MARY ^

[quote]It looks good as beach wear but only on the young and thin.

Only the young and thin look good on the beach.

I love shorter inseams on shorts, around 5 inches. I am on the shorter side so any length over 7 just hits me wrong and looks sloppy on me. It also helps I have decent legs; but for some guys, particularly shorter guys, they look much better in my opinion.

Only dudes who lift weights a lot should wear them

boom boom, bitches

ka boom

Only dudes narrow of hip should wear shorty shorts. Middle age spread does not look good in such brief attire.

It looks fabulous

r90

That's so stupid, you can now park in places reserved for the grossly stupid

Hehe

Sexy

MODERN

grrrrr

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Ewwwww! Gross!!! I can his thighs! That’s like, so GAY looking. And what does he want, to attract more attention than the girls at the beach? Icky!!!

R109 is godly. R110 is also hot, but damn, R109!

Sexy men

R109: Grown up [on the left] -

totally fuckable

Good for kicking:

I like the look

Mr Dane DeHaan

Mmmm,nice thick legs on R118 ! I cant stand pencil legs on a man,so only those who are nice and meaty leg wise should wear them!

Sexy

Obligatory Tyler Hoechlin

he's sexy

I don't think anyone does shorty shorts better than male gymnasts.

Love me some gymnasts

Camping:

Take your tits out on a walk

Push harder:

R125 wow

A beach and a coconut:

R127 is Boss

Short shorts? Or multitasking swim trunks?

Modern

More!

Those are swimming trunks at R131.

Thank heavens. Those long board shorts were horrible.

Those tight box cut swimming trunks the stud at R131 is wearing are much sexier IMO than those sissyfied bikini style banana hammocks.

Men should never wear brief or bikini cut bottoms, not even as underwear

Not without a bra and corset. LOL

I love short shorts

Cute twink - taken from the Taylor Swift new album thread :

He’s fucking adorable

Blond in short shorts:

Hotttt

Hot as hell

Stalk

Walk it out!

Wanderer:

hip and sexy

I teach at a university, and this semester, I'm seeing shorter shorts for the first time in decades. Still lots of knee lengths, but I see lots of guys in mid thigh shorts this year. I love it. Between tighter clothes in general and shorter shorts, I'm hoping the puritanical fashion (especially in men's clothes) that we have endured for the past 35 years is on its way out. I'll never forget summer 1983, when I walked out of my NYC apartment and seemingly every gay man had overnight turned in his short tight shorts for loose fitting shorts that went down to knees. It was shocking. I thought it was a temporary fad, but that was a 35 year long fad..

Chubbies got so popular last year they weren’t even restocking the shorts at the retail store.

Their shorts are form fitting but you can squat to the ground in them. Super elastic

Ah guess... Ah'm quite a trendsetter. Last year, ah was parading around in Austin with mah short shorts. Everyone was looking me in confusion. Now, the boys are bustin out them short shorts to join mah rank.

The nice thing about Chubbies is that they don’t sell to fatties. Nothing bigger than 38 waist and often not past 36.

Real Men hold Hands:

R77 that is exactly the point. A lot of people seem to have trouble working out that I'm a queer fag, so I need to give them some help

Now these are short shorts, I have some like this

I’ve been at Disney World this week and could see that short shorts is a real thing. There were regressives with longer shorts, but the good looking, long legged young men were wearing fashionable short shorts. So refreshing. So many meaty thighs.

It looks like a lot of the images on this thread are of swimwear or athletic wear. That’s not the point. Men are wearing shorter short pants out in public while doing regular activities.

Perfection.

I'll take 2 please.

Werk it like a bitch!

Lord R158s pic brings back some great memories ! I had a pair of denim cut offs that barely covered my ass cheeks and were so shredded ,but the y fit me like a glove and pulled many a hot trick !

It's not like it's a new phenomenon .

Thanks Mr Oldtimer r61, but this is about today’s style

R61?

Having trouble typing, young boi?

Face it, short-shorts look hotter on men with good legs (and a nice ass works too)

I was in NYC this week and saw so many men wearing short khaki shorts.

EVERYTHING looks hotter on hot guys.

The problem is when it becomes a trend, and the fatties hop on the bandwagon.

It’s not for skinny dudes either

Damn son

Fatties ruin everything

Straight women ruin everything

Straight fat women are the worst

R168 I want him deeply in me.

Ummm okay dude

He’s sexceptional

On vacay:

Those are micro

They are perfect length

French look:

Nice bro ⤴️

nice!!

Ozzy and Dad:

Cutie

Nice bro

Mykonos:

Dang bruh

Gurl I just bought some coochie-cutters and I will model them online for some mens

WERQ

More hot bros in shorts!

Riding it:

Good one brah

Some Diversity:

^^ very hot

We had a similar thread to this titled Guys with Meaty Thighs or something. We even went to part II. Guys in short shorts are hot granted, yes, that they have nice legs. It's really just a good way of showing that asset off.

The last one was sizzling

Spidey:

Booze and Boats:

Stretch chinos

R194, that’s so fucking hot

Not too short:

Short shorts are for bigger guys too:

They can be shorter, they Will be shorter

Bump up

Hayden

Cuties:

The last time I wore short running shorts, a 10- or 12-year old kid rode his bike up beside me and asked, "Why you wearin' those Daisy Dukes?"

Bwhahaha

Cuties

Buddies:

cuties

Bump

dayum!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

More!

Skimpy

Skimpy

Revealing

Very nice

Men should be required to dress in this manner

Only the in shape ones r216

Fatties should drape themselves in a caftan and wear a cone of shame to curtail their eating

……

not my type

Uh keep it hot and modern

most of these have 5 inch inseams. They work the best on guys with muscular legs.

They look ridiculous on me. I do 7 inch inseams

Even if you have killer legs, the elastane gives you old man wrinkles at the cuffs if you’re over 50. You sit looking at that chicken skin on your legs, smoke a bowl, wipe away a tear, and then put them away.

Elastane?

Off to Dubai:

Why the fuck would anybody go to Dubai? Horrible homophobic shithole

It’s a paradise compared to Saudi Arabia

Gym shorts:

^ nice

Stairs:

Isn’t that a wrestling singlet?

Coochie cutters.

Curls:

Not that short

Egypt:

La Bomer

Part Wolf:

That’s a beautiful look

More of this guy r236

Attractive guy, but oh so try hard

Love this Spanish model.

He's got great legs.

Dudes aren’t skipping Leg Day

Thank goodness

R238, he’s gay all the way

R244, Franklin County is the most beautiful chigger-infested place I’ve visited. He needs pants.

R245, you racist! 😡

Shortie shorts

Lukey Luke:

Nice

Dads:

Sexy!

Manspreading

R168 Holy Shit is he hot. Any more, please.

Seems like only yesterday DL was moaning about the persistence of board shorts. Well, the worm has turned and a new day has dawned.

thank goodness for that

Agreed.

Another great byproduct of the Male Aesthetics and Male Fitness Model movements.

This one is nice, but I wish I could find the one I was really looking for. It's a guy on a train sitting directly across from the camera. He's sleeping, slumped to his left, and has short shorts wrapped tightly around his thick thighs. He's muscular. maybe blond, and wearing army-looking boots. Anyone seen that pic?

super sexy man

Juice:

Damn son! ⤴️

incredible and handsome

^^ hot guy

R258 I want to see those boots now... Sexy combo boots with shorts.

Tanner Dodson

^Sexy BEAST

R258 fuck’n A he is hot. Really nice meaty muscular thighs.

Nothing like a juicy mooseknuckle by the sea

R235 looks like he’s flouncing away after telling off the woman behind him.

[quote]Fatties should drape themselves in a caftan and wear a cone of shame to curtail their eating

😂😂😂

No bro

Hot to death yo

R265 very nice

More Tanner Dodson!

Maxim Peshek

R272, bravo!

Fun fact: This guy is 7'2" (218 cm).

Being over two meters is fairly common in holland

R278 That guy's hot as FFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK

@ R272

I said god DAMM!

R272 so fucking doable

More!

less

End of Summer:

The joys of modern air travel

Iconic ⤴️

Happy climber:

Serious:

Beast

Those aren’t shorts plus, they are ugly.

The others are great.

Bar

Super sexy

Nike fan:

Needs a razor:

Bump

Hirsute:

Beautiful. Love hairy legs. Hairy, solid legs in short shorts? Nothing better.

"Get in the hole!"

@JonathanToews is serious about his golf game, too ⛳️

Not too short

Pink

Muscle

Birddogs

Pink is my favorite crayon

BKK Realness:

#Indochine:

R305, sexy AF

Dr Adam

Legs Day:

Short shorts? Or hot pants?

Why not both?

This guy was way ahead of the curve.

excellent

Stop Bullying.

He’s the best

R312, that guy looks familiar. Where have I seen him before?

Oh, that’s right, at R93. Virtually the beginning of the thread.

Oh HI-larious.

R314's legs are perfect. Defined, hairy, not too big... just some nice legs.

Dumbstruck:

Free weights:

Oh yeah brah👏🏽

R308 Wow, is that doctor handsome.

R321: and he’s gay too -

A virile specimen at the gym

Someone had to ruin the vibe 🙄

Girleen

Chillin’:

Very modern

Proper gym attire

Nice

R328, that guy’s whole insta is like that!

That’s how aesthetics bros dress

Charlie:

Charlie is thiq

Shredded but miserable:

R278 Wow.

R334, those shorts don’t help the mood

It’s “thicc”

Sweet dreams:

R332 Charlie wins

Wet:

Getting undressed:

Retired model:

Low body fat :

Anton Antipov

Anton

Dudes

French:

Attending Harvard Business School:

Hot guys

Big thighs

Split:

World famous mathematics teacher:

underpants

I fully support an honest mistake. We’ll need a photo of the young man in shorts, too.

Good lighting:

Borrowing from "Best Bubble Butts 2019.2" thread (thanks reply 158)

Curves:

That is the most perfect example

Wonderful

R357 perfect

Dirty knees

Does he need help cleaning them?

R286 Wowza, let me get in there between those mighty meaty man thighs. Good God is that guy hot.

R330 yummy

Love this

Light and shadow:

Beaten but not down:

Shorty shorts look too gay.

Tennis bro:

There are some gorgeous guys on this thread! Thanks guys! I always get my new crushes from the pics on DL.... But who is the model in OP's pic.? That's perfection right there!

Nap time

R373, wow!!!

🚨 Moose knuckle alert 🚨

sexy studs!

More!

Leg days are non-negotiable:

Waifish:

I want my high school gym shorts back.

Most of these are just gym shorts on guys with monstrous legs. I'm muscular and lean, don't care for all the wrestler types posted here. Give me some grade A tennis legs or a dancer in real tailored tight short shorts. Black men do and so do some fashion boys - wear it well. You need some ass to back it up though. These pale gorilla dudes with too thick legs don't look sexy. Just fat.

Keep the brolic muscle bros coming! My type

I remember watching McEnroe and Connors wearing short shorts during the seventies and even those athletes looked dumb in them. Higher than mid thigh and tight look best on the deserving bodies. For everybody else, keep wearing the long, baggy shorts.

Um, have you seen any male tennis players this century or millenium, R384?

Solid:

NICE!

Smile:

R388 now those are proper short shorts

Elegant and fun

R376 and R379 hot sexy guys

🌞

Focus:

It was a hot day:

Let's not forget the most delicious Beau Mirchoff.

Yowzah!!

USRL:

Handicapped but hot:

Leg day is easier to remember, but yeah....

Really? Stupid.

Reading is good for you:

Buddies:

Those are tite juice box buddies. You can't have much dick or nuts or a big ASS and wear those shorts! It's a sexy shot but those boys are eunuchs. I wear short shorts and compression leggings and look good with leg and thigh out. My dick is contained in a jock - but not in those above shorts. Ass sticks out round about that. Some of the legs on these white boys posted here are just F A T. Not impressive to me.

OMG:

Hot bitch boy alert @ R404. That's one way to do it.

Think I've found the winner ladies:

R395, he's fucking adorable

Freedom:

All American:

Classic beauty

Yes to R409.

High kicks:

High kicks:

Rufhouse:

ooh, he makes me feel dirty, and I like it

yasss daddy

^ love him

DAMNNN r417 I didnt know he was out here fucking for onlyfans!

YASSSS

Pondering:

Stretching:

Ricardo Spiga

Throwback:

^ Sorry wrong link:

Nice

Justin Trudeau looks like he walked out of a 70s gay porn video.

I noticed a few years ago when I was in Pacsun, when board shorts were the thing, they started introducing shorter shorts. We're all just victims of the fashion/clothing industry. They push a style then they make it obsolete, so they can sell more clothes. It was true of baggy suits becoming skinny suits, baggy jeans turning to skinny jeans. Wide ties, skinny ties, etc.

R426 yes...but we all want to get laid.

R 427 (from R426) Truth!

Inked:

Conway Twitty

Locker room:

Da! ^

Damn r431!

Lance Parker:

R432 wow

Manspreading:

Laszlo Doszpod

R436 manspreading is probably the hottest thing a hot man can do to make me horny and to suck his cock

Short shorts on men is great. Get rid of those hideous cargo shorts - the worst, long and baggy - ugly. Whoever came up with baggy, long shorts for men ought to be hung.

Red:

Balls:

^ Oops:

R440 beautiful

I LIKE

R441, R442 Do we know anythggn about him besides the name Johansson?

R445: there’s more of him here -

Asian boy:

^ let’s try again:

R446 Thanks so much

R449: you’re welcome.

Power lifting

longer would be a crime

Pudding and short shorts:

In the shade:

Hi:

Floral:

Walking:

Seriously, why would a modern man wear anything longer?

So many hot men R455 R456 R457 etc

R458 Most men couldn't pull that off because most people don't have really good legs.

Skinny, fat or short, all men need to show it

Mins is so lovely

Handsome:

Handsome:

^ Oops DL is double-posting on my behalf again...:(

Thinking:

I think I’m in love

Healthy eating:

Healthy eating:

YUMMO YUMMO

1 out of 2:

Shaw is a beautiful part of DC

No excuses:

Hasan is a god among men

Big and Bigger:

Papi:

Papi:

Ripped:

The man at R477 is a fucking KING! Hot Mexican beefcake!

Rugby player:

Hot Ruggers for the win

One of Aaron Schock’s Faves:

^thize and nips 4 daze!

One of my faves. Who's a good boy?

One of my favorite guys on IG.

Scary hot

Well framed:

R484 very nice

A cheerful Ukrainian:

Happy to see him

Korean bro:

Huge tits

Nice smile:

Sexy Back:

#getit:

I like it

Bump

Dreams:

Someone more down to earth:

Alessandro Cavagnola:

What a stud

Queer Eyes’ Antoni:

^ gurl is hot but she looks ridick in that headband

Legs:

^Buddy has more than legs going on.....these are not exactly shorts, but you won't mind.

Somewhere in Hong Kong:

....

Bears in shorts:

^ Oops sorry, didn’t realize that account is private.

Here’s one from the boyfriend ‘s Instagram account:

Golden Boy:

R5100 Stunning. I'm not surprised he has 69K followers.

R511: and he’s also Out & Proud -

Nice package

IFHH

The XX Shorts:

Canadian Realness:

Short Short vs. Tight Tight:

Donald Krausse

Multitasking wrestling singlet:

R517 oh yeah

[quote]Back in the dirty:

Pole dance in short shorts:

Quick mirror selfie:

Oh yeah!

Free:

Don't bury the lead R525. Bruno is a feets model - he ain't free.

It’s “lede,” bro.

I'm a bruh, not a linguist.

How short should it be?

Ball player:

twerk it

phatty

Fit bro

Beauties of the world:

Short enough?

Asian Bro:

R533 He wins.

R533 is Legend. 🔥

The world is his gym:

delectable mins

Spread ‘em baby:

Happy Ballet Day:

legz @ R541!

More of r533!

Anyone identified the guy of the OP pic? He's so fucking HOT.

R245 Nvm, I found it and he's gay tho

R546: pls share - name/links etc.

Righto:

R547 Brazilian model Marcelo Souza, I think that he's gay because of the people he follows, and this pic, he tagged probably his bf (or ex bf, who apparettly is gay too). But I think he's not out, sadly.

R547 Brazilian model Marcelo Souza, I think that he's gay because of the people he follows, and this pic, he tagged probably his bf (or ex bf, who apparettly is gay too). But I think he's not out, sadly.

Thanks, r549.

Great research

Tight, yeah?

Happy Pride in Taipei:

^ Oops sorry didn’t realize the account is set to private.

Incidentally, the current version of Instagram has made it very hard to tell whether an account is Public or Private.

Blue:

No Sweat

^ I won the toss. I'll serve, he receives.

Designer shorts:

Not very short, but hot

R557, delightful

Pink Papi

I luh ya papi.

That’s sexy

Dog walker

Woof woof

More bros!

Pushin’:

Deliveries:

R569, gotta love a hot UPS guy

Work Man

That baby @572 is going to fight fatness his entire life. Look at that head. He’s got that Kennedy Fat Head syndrome going on. His mom probably winces thinking about that fat Mellon passing through the cooter. He Sure looks good for the moment.

Fat where it counts.

Reggie Bush

Yeah, he's Reggie Bush. His iconic shorts aren't that short. No one complains. But I posted the men @ R572 and R574 because men of color are underrepresented on this thread. We got legs and thighs and too much sexiness too. A bit less likely to dress like a slut in public. Cut offs are best when you have ass, legs AND dick.

See above. This old dude is a porn star. The shorts are right.

A true delight

Mickey:

Mickey's a girl though.

Pls don’t jump:

^ super hot even tho wearing flip flops on a mountain hike is douchey

Tight:

Instagram = short shorts whores

#tbt: