Woman from Newfoundland encounters the Christmas Moose.

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Bump for moose!

Nosy bitches!

What a beautiful, majestic creature. Save the animals!

Can’t a moose take a bath in peace? My Blessed Redeemer! How would you like a couple of moose to break into your bathroom while you’re taking a bath, and film you, hmm?

Is OP Christmas Moose Friend?

No, R6. Y’all may be surprised to learn that the Christmas Moose and his friend, Friend of Christmas Moose, usually don’t actually start the threads that beckon either. There are some ersatz friends of Christmas Moose on DataLounge that usually start these threads. It’s nice to be thought of, in any event.

I think I know that moose.

[quote] I think I know that moose.

Yeah, Moose. I think I know her too. I can smell her pussy even when I'm in my burrow.

Nancy.

That’s a boy moose, TO. Don’t you know anything? Look 👀, he has quite a rack!

TO, what did it cost to get the “ThanksgivingOtter” authenticated name? Is that in your contract? I think I got ripped-off. .

I like Nancy, she's chill.

She’s a minor character, R13. She was probably working for scale and she’s lucky they let her say anything at all.

"Nancy. Have you ever seen the likes of this?" Is this how people from Newfoundland actually talk?

Woman #1 was Irish, I would bet.

I don't think so, R16, I think that how they talk in Newfoundland.

[quote] TO, what did it cost to get the “ThanksgivingOtter” authenticated name? Is that in your contract? I think I got ripped-off. .

An extra period's worth of blood. She asked me to drink it in front of her while she diddled her pussy, and I did.

Great Caesar’s ghost, that too steep a price!

I hope this moose doesn’t get hurt in the hurricane.