UK Town Installs "Anti-Sex" Public Bathrooms -- The Days Of Cottaging Are Over In Porthcawl

I would pay money to see video surveillance footage of dizzy, frantic queens caught unawares by this weird technology.

Better than a Three Stooges Film!

The onslaught of Frau Incest Survivor culture continues...

Since George Michael is dead, there's no point to this now.

So they're installing bidets?

I am sorry but, if this for real? Wales is one of the poorest areas of the UK and they will spend a fortune on a bunch of high-tech public toilets that will require an enormous amount of money to maintain, so a few old perverts can't have sex in a dirty, smelly and disgusting place? You've got to be joking.

Who cares? It's not like they are forcing anyone to fuck with them, is it? This is downright ridiculous. I'm sure that with the wave of homelessness and malnutrition that we have in the UK, it would be much better to invest this money on housing and food for the poor, instead of wasting it on this nonsense.

There are going to be some soggy queens in the UK...well, soggier queens.

“Weight sensitive floors will detect if there is more than one user in the stall at a time”

Fat whores will trigger the alarm even though they’re alone in the stall.

I’ve gotta check to see how much my knee-pads weigh.

So they're installing an auto-douche?

“shoo-off anyone enjoying the company of others inside by spraying them with water”

Awesome. You get a cleaning after you finish your business.

I'll wear an electric helicopter-beanie to.lighten my loafers!

This is hilarious in every respect.

Will a flashing red light go off?

Footage of the terlets in action.

I’d be like: ‘All that spraying. Where is it coming from?’

If they detect two queens getting it on in a stall, why not just have a trap door open directly into the sewers?

The spraying may help with general anal preparedness, so this could backfire. So to speak.

"Violent movement?"

Pervert infested Wales is letting the world know their population is out of control !!!

Let's just say it's not the greatest PR move. Why are people from the UK, straight or gay, so nasty? I remember seeing so many chavs peeing in the middle of the street in London. Scandalous !

I think fucking randos in public washrooms is gross, but this is some fascist shit.

Well - you have to think they're also trying to reduce any drug activity.

But, agreed, huge waste of money. What I can't understand is that guys still do this - in 2019! With all the technology around, they don't have to do this - they just like the thrill.

Sorry, but there's no excuse for this type of behavior anymore.

So dumb and petty.

I hope the ghost of George Michael haunts this place

Weight sensors? What if you're just fat?

Gloryholes with water effects.

Will a loudspeaker also blare out Bette Midler's rendition of "I Think It's Going To Rain Today"?

I am glad George Michael is no longer alive to see and experience THIS!

Appalling!

If they want these gay men to leave, just flash color photos of my vagina entertaining Aunt Flo. Odor is implied.

God, this is stupid beyond believe. Stupid and expensive

Check out M Clarke's pic.

How much cum as been dripped on that mustache?

First Brexit, now this. Sheesh!

Hmm. An English friend of mine absolutely loathes the Welsh, but he's never told me why. Maybe this explains it. They seem to be intensely homophobic.

Must be why delectable Ioan Gruffudd left the place in such a hurry all them years ago...

If someone has to run to the bathroom before they shit their pants they're screwed.

Well, what if a woman goes in there with her daughter? Or a father with his son? Or someone helps a disabled person?

People will also find a way to fuck in there anyway. One of them could just sit or kneel on the toilet....

Hallelujah!

I've got just the thing! The hottest new club in Porthcawl is called MARY!!! and it has everything! Weight sensitive floors! Flying doors! Bara brith and builders tea! Free kneepads! Automatic showers for homeless hooligans! A Torchwood wormhole where a botoxed John Barrowman blows a non-binary, pansexual Gareth David-Lloyd! Self-drilling glory holes! A fat womon on garbage detail! Triggered fat whores who shit their pants while triggering a tilt-o-whirl carwash! Little girls who kiss their dolls! Boris Johnson taking it up the arse from that Baby Trump blimp! All that and a budget you wouldn't believe!

What will the only gay in the village do?

My home town in California has toilets something like this, after 15-20 minutes the door opens automatically and then there's a spray of water.

But in MY home town, that's to keep homeless people from spending the nights in there. That's life in the US.

Lol. Might as well just employ a security guard and cameras. Those toilets will probably be trashed and broken anyways.

[Quote] A Torchwood wormhole where a botoxed John Barrowman blows a non-binary, pansexual Gareth David-Lloyd!

🤣🤣🤣

I'd forgotten how cute Gareth David-Lloyd is.

#metoo

"What will the only gay in the village do?"

Masturbate like always, he's the only gay.

I love this. Sex in public is disgusting, weird, and inappropriate to the people around you. These deterrents should be in all bathrooms.

A bathroom is to relieve yourself of urine or poo. Just the thought of sex in those dirty things is disgusting!! Pigs!! MARY!!! I want these in the states, especially in big cities.

"An English friend of mine absolutely loathes the Welsh, but he's never told me why."

I'm American, and I can't stand the Welsh either. I can give you plenty of reasons why.

R46 Had the pleasure of witnessing several people having sex in hostels and women giving their bf blowjobs. Very uncomfortable for everyone else. Get a fucking private room you cheap asses.

This is ridiculous. My partner and I (lesbians) will sometimes go in together if it’s a single user bathroom, especially while traveling. There’s no sex or drugs going on.

Not to mention all the lads that will play pranks on the system until it breaks or soaks .

It's all well and good until someone replaces the water in the sprinklers with acid.

Kids are going to discover this thing and have a hell of a time playing with all the weight sensors, automatic doors and water sprayers until it all breaks.

If it's a private bathroom why does it matter what people do in these stalls? What a waste of money.

ty565

But what of the British Closet-case Famouses who can't be on Grindr for fear of exposure?

Those bastard people

[quote] the new “robo-toilets” will be equipped with a series of security features to prevent any inappropriate behavior. Weight sensitive floors will detect if there is more than one user in the stall at a time, and any “violent movement” will be met with the doors flying open, alarms sounding, and water raining down into the cubicle

Technology being technology is liable to fail. I can't wait until the first lawsuit gets filed against the council

r55, who are you talking about?