I am not an English native speaker

Aloha, puta!

We'll assume you're uncut unless you tell us otherwise...

You seem sweet, OP. Can we see your penis?

Is it bigger than a breadbox OP?

[quote]clutch the pearl

Just the one, dear? 😘

I'm in the same boat, btw. As long as you don't intend to use that knowledge to eventually try and subvert the US elections, I think most DLers don't mind a bit of foreign company. At least that's the impression I got over the last decade of being here.

Are you from a shit hole country OP?

R5, Thanks for DL’s influences. I hate Trump now. He is a bad guy. Mayor Pete is the best!

Welcome OP. Now for your test -- please use the word "cunt" in two sentences.

Sentence 1: as a noun

Sentence 2: in the gerund form.

You will be graded and if you pass you'll get your DL certification.

Op, do you think we DL in the USA user should buy Norway? Can you give your opinion as an outsider?

I’m dying to go to Norway. My ex was so hot to me and of Norwegian descent. Also it seems beautiful.

R8, kellyanne conway is a cunt I don’t know what gerund means. Maybe “Aaron Schock cunts”

But should we buy it?

R11, I am OP

R12, US is a great country. Norway is a great country as well. US and Norway are allies !

US can protect Norway because US is the most powerful Country in the world. But I don’t think US should buy Norway.

Are you from the Middle East OP?

Nacreous of precum Is my favorite

Love that!! So cute...."clutch the pearl"..."present the hole"...."get over it, the Mary"....." Sure, the Jan".

R17 nacreous "layers" of precum, OP

What about nacreous lawyers of precum?

The correct expression is "nacreous layers of permacum."

Hi Melania, mean OP.

OP, a gerund is a noun that ends in -ing. Used in a sentence — Presenting hole is a common greeting among DLers. Presenting and greeting are gerunds.

Welcome, OP! I hope you don't take offense. A lot of us just like to kid a lot. Bust balls, ya know?

Hi OP! I too, am what Americans call a “foreigner”.

Just remember that any language skills that you acquire on the DL are most likely to be American, not English. These are not the same.

The English originated the language, and Americans perfected it.

I thought the Germans started it?

The Germans started English?

Just don't mention the war, R28

Good thing you've come to such a patient nurturing place to practice op.

Isn't English a Germanic language?

Don't forget size meat, OP.

Do you like the Homosex, OP?

Stop cunting the OP!

R32 verificatia ?

My pussy stinks ?

R31, it is. A bastardised one though due to massive influence of Latin and Old French.

Speaking of Germanic languages: In these lovely languages, you do not pluralise a noun by simply adding a -s to every single noun. There are different plural endings.

So, my dear DLers, when it comes to the lovely noun Frau, the plural isn't Fraus, but FrauEN.

Get that one into your thick heads (which are probably just spoilt by foolproof English plural morphology).

Remember it's cax and graxy, OP. And pron.

Datalounge is the 21st century version of Radio Free Europe!!!

I wonder if there is secret CIA funding involved, and, if so, how do I get some?

OP, are you in the legitimate theatre?

OP, sweetie, it's "practise".

Not sure what they do in the States, but in England and Australia "practice" is a noun ("My doctor established a new practice", or "He has music practice this afternoon") and "practise" is the verb ("I have to practise my music this afternoon.")

Come to the Bronx or Newark and you will see you speak better English than most of the natives born here.

Do you have sufficient OP?

[quote]Stop cunting the OP!

Not a gerund.

[quote]Thank you DL. I love you guys

You're welcome OP.

We love you long time, too.

R41 in the US, we use 'practice' for both meanings.

r41 "Practise" does not exist in American English. (Ditto for what R46 said.)

And many other words that have "-ise" endings in British English are spelled with "-ize" in American English.

Economize, pressurize, vaporize, etc.

However, it's EXERCISE in both places.

OP, have you any experience with vagine?

Repeat after me:

WHET the graxy and did it make Cheryl's pussy stink?

[quote]. A bastardised one though due to massive influence of Latin and Old French

You mean, ennobled, mot bastardised. Latin and French are languages of culture, German is a language of goat-fucking barbarians. To these days it still sounds barbarian. No wonder the most refined Germans in history, like Frederick the Great, preferred to speak and write in French.

* mot = not

Words You’ve Learned on DL

OP, do you skin back at the urinal or just let it splash happily everywhere?

are you ready to rock?

This started so promising and turned so boring.

[quote]However, it's EXERCISE in both places.

And it’s advice for the noun and advise for the verb in both places as well

You do have a point here, R50.