If you were a straight woman...

Yes. These are many straight guys I would go after and fuck.

Same here. No panties.

I'd be a transman

I'd be a transman

Oh hell yea. I'd wear low cut blouses and my titties would always be falling out. I'd be rubbing against men's zippers like a cat.

I knew a woman who fucked hot guy after hot guy. She was sexually aggressive so of course she got a lot of great dick.

LOL! You girls are funny.

Me too.

I'd get the biggest boobs I could get, too.

I wouldn't want to get a reputation as a slut.

Don't get too drunk at a party, though. You might end up blacked-out and beaten to a pulp (not in a good way).

No. Even if you do it and love to slut it up, everyone judges you-- men and women alike. Plus you can get pregnant.

I'd love a drunken gangbang with me as the center of attention!

If good price yes sex ok any time. Anal extra.

I'm not into piss so I'd call in Melania as my stunt gal...

[quote] I'd love a drunken gangbang with me as the center of attention!

Do straight men really participate in gang bangs?

[quote] I'd love a drunken gangbang with me as the center of attention!

yes, me too. those bukkake videos always make me so jealous, too

[quote] Do straight men really participate in gang bangs?

Nope. It's a myth.

R15, they do and I've been to a few

I'd be a whore all day, every day, and off myself before 40 so everyone would remember me as a hot young whore. I would make sure I got paid a lot for the whoring and leave it all to my cat.

This thread just reinforces the notion that gay men are all bottoms and want to be women

Also reinforces the notion that gay men fetishize straight men

Why do you think you need to be a woman to have sex with men? I'm confused.

[quote]No. Even if you do it and love to slut it up, everyone judges you-- men and women alike. Plus you can get pregnant.

A) I wouldn't care what I was called as long as I was getting hot cock.

B) there's birth control

[quote]Why do you think you need to be a woman to have sex with men? I'm confused.

Straight men are hotter, more masculine.

Absolutely! There's a list of men in my town I'd go after.

If you were a woman, you would have a woman's libido and a woman's brain.

Both a woman's brain and sex drive are somehow wired to NOT slut it up.

That's why straight guys are always so frustrated.

You guys might as well cut off your dicks and make the transition to women

If you were a woman -- straight or lesbian -- you wouldn't be out trolling for sex with random people. (With very few exceptions, women don't go looking for no-strings-attached sex.)

So OP's question is solipsistic.

I’m not so sure. Many of my straight female friends say that they have problems having orgasms and that they’re not guaranteed when having sex. Also, you’re forgetting that a men’s orgasm is different from a woman’s, and from how women describe a female orgasm, I think I’d rather stay male.

[quote] Both a woman's brain and sex drive are somehow wired to NOT slut it up.

There, indeed, are woman sluts out in the community. Some women simply are sluts.

I forgot to add that one of my straight female friends says that she always has to use a vibrator after sex. If I got to do all that, why bother with the man?

R24 You couldn't be more WRONG. Two examples immediately come to mind, my grandmother- had 8 kids, would've kept going if the last didn't have complications, and she was joking after my grandfathers open heart surgery that hopefully he'd be chasing her around the bed again soon ( I was 12 or so and that was TOO MUCH INFORMATION) also she's a scorpio.

The second nympho I know has 7 children is on her 3rd husband and at one point between 2-3 she was paying men for sex. Why? dunno- she couldn't get enough from men- went out with her and her 3rd husband, while he was in the restroom she grabbed my hands and had the desperation in her eyes of a starving woman b/c she NEEDED to fuck the guitar player in the band playing at the bar we were at.

Hormones work in mysterious ways....

Having eight kids doesn't make you a "slut," R30.

That means you had sex eight times, over the course of 8+ years.

That's not exactly "slutting it up."

No. But when you react to your husbands chest being cracked open with excitement about getting your pipes cleaned again, isn't exactly the mark of a prude.

[quote]That means you had sex eight times, over the course of 8+ years.

You don't often get pregnant each time you have sex. If it were only that easy.

Exactly, R33.

Which doesn't exactly make his grandmother a "slut."

A slut, by definition:

[quote] Slut is generally a term for a woman or girl who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous. It is usually used as an insult, sexual slur or offensive term of disparagement (slut-shaming). It originally meant "a dirty, slovenly woman", and is rarely used to refer to men, generally requiring clarification by use of the terms male slut or man whore.

[quote] The first recorded use of the word was a reference to a man, in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales, in which he is referring to the man's untidy appearance.

R34 She is the Grand Poobah of Slutdom!

[quote] The first recorded use of the word was a reference to a man, in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales, in which he is referring to the man's untidy appearance.

From now on, whenever I see a man with an "untidy appearance," I'm going to call him a DIRTY SLUT!

Nope. I’d be like one of the Duggar girls and find a nice Christian boy, then start fucking like rabbits and popping out a baby every year.

I’d have blown out, super fried hair that’s colored in a really unflattering color.

I’d wear clothes that are a size too small because I PLAN on losing 5 lbs.

I can confirm that r30's grandma is a major slut.

If I were a gay male...

R41 Go ahead! Tell us what to would do if you were a gay male!😀

If I were a gay male I would sneak a peak at urinals all the time. There's nothing like it in women's bathrooms. That's what I'd do, and you'd never catch me because I'd be super sneaky about it. Also I'd piss in the sink and piss in the woods whenever I felt like it. You can't do that if you're a woman.

Also, I'd act super straight-laced and private at work to benefit from "male privilege" and then go slut it up on the weekends with my alter-ego.

[quote] Also I'd piss in the sink and piss in the woods whenever I felt like it.

I don't know of any men... gay or straight... who piss in the sink.

[quote] I don't know of any men... gay or straight... who piss in the sink.

What a lost opportunity.

Yes because then I could be in one of the Blacked.com gang bangs.

i have this "kinky" fantasy of having the superpower to take over any woman's body and yet still be me so i can literally experience what a woman is feeling by having sex with their boyfriend or husband whose some famous athlete, bodybuilder, fitness model, actor or whatever and of course the men have no idea that the body might be their woman, but the mind and what their feeling is NOT, it's me! i like this "kinky" power trip fantasy over any and all studs on the planet! the whole knowing everything about them sexually and how they "do it", the sounds they make, their orgasm face and so on and them never having a clue that another man "got them" "had them"... i know i'm weird! lol! otherwise would never and have no fantasies of being a woman!...

Mystique has that super power, R48.

She tried that shit with Logan/Wolverine in XMen 2, by pretending to be Jean Grey.

Somehow, he was able to figure out that it wasn't her.

Pissing in the sink is overrated.

R43/R44 Everything sounded good except for the pissing part. I nor any other gay male I know of pisses in sinks. If any male does that, you can bet it’s a straight male. Also, I know plenty of women who piss in the woods - they just have to make sure they’re behind some bushes or a big tree.🙂

You and me both, R47.

Those videos are nasty and misogynistic, but I watch them and think: those demure ladies are such lucky bitches.

I can’t imagine being a woman and can’t relate to the male-female dynamic. I would probably end up being a hermit.

Hell no!

[quote] I can’t imagine being a woman and can’t relate to the male-female dynamic. I would probably end up being a hermit.

Straight men are needy, fickle and selfish-- a miserable combination.

Queen of the Old West

R43, the urinal thing is correct.

I remember when I was a kid in the '80s/teen in the '90s that Fenway Park (where the Red Sox play, fyi) used to have urinal troughs. I used to love going to the bathroom and get to see a ton of adult male dick out in the open.

Most straight women don’t have any interest in being sluts. The ones that do are damaged in some way, or in a manic phase. Women are generally afraid of being raped or worse, so their slutty impulses are held in check.

I would go to nearest frat house and get gang banged.

R60 LOL

Alas, if you were a straight woman you would not have testosterone flowing through your veins; therefore you would rarely think of sex except if the man seemed like a "good provider".

R62, Of all the WTF claims on this thread yours has got to be the most unrealistic.

R62 lol we have periods and the week we ovulate many of us being insatiable.

Some people are taking this too seriously. I think it's more of a "What if you were a straight woman for one day" scenario (à la FREAKY FRIDAY) than "What if you had been born a woman"?

I'm gay and have pissed the sink before. Don't remember why I did it though,

I think that female sluts have a lot of nasty infections because of what they pick up from men. Yuck.

R67 not if they use condoms.

Men will fuck anything but they marry the woman who they want to give them children. I would be a total prim and proper prude and find a rich man who had a very big dick and I would marry him. Then I wouldn’t have to worry about anything. No STDs. No being poor. Getting a love injection every night.

I would vomit in my own vagina

I finally can be a mean girl to other girls without being called 'misogynisic'

[quote]I don't know of any men... gay or straight... who piss in the sink.

::raises hand::

r26 has it wrong. The horny woman friend I know who gets all this great dick doesn't troll; she's a very sexual person to whom horny men respond. She's not mindlessly having sex; she pursues it with certain men--all of whom (maybe 6 or 8 guys I know personally) I would gladly fuck. And she could have a lot more. That's what I would thoroughly enjoy.

Straights are always cruising each other. It's so funny to watch them lock eyes 20 times before they get to their destination.

Gay men just sneer at each other, and sometimes hiss.

R62 LOL So wrong but sadly still believed by many. Straight men may say that wish they could get more sex but they treat women who will have casual sex with them cruelly to the point of inhumanity. Some of the language I have hear from straight men shocks me. These were women they had sex with too but you wouldn’t speak of a mass shooter that way if you were gay/female. The worst thing any woman can be it seems is “a slut” and how that’s defined is so subjective. I don’t there’s a woman alive who hasn't been called one at some point in her life.

Women in a perfect world would have more sex and better sex than they can have in our society without facing violence, loss of reputation, abuse etc... If straight men could design a perfect society they no doubt would have 4 women to every 1 man. 1/4 of some reserved for marriage and the rest for sex only. Of course straight men don’t want daughters so the countries who have the biggest virgin/white complexes and the harshest punishments for women enjoying their sexuality outside marriage - have unnatural ratios of men to women because they practice infanticide of baby girls. That’s the suck mind of the Male heterosexual. As a friend of mine once said when he couldn’t handle his 10/10 girlfriend “I want a gorgeous women to look at but I don’t want anyone else to look at her”.

For the record I’ve had sex with a woman and I envy the female orgasm. I understand it’s difficult for some women to achieve but - wow! It’s far more intense that male orgasm and the ‘aftershocks’/uterine contractions can go on for 30-40 minutes.

I would manage to run for president and then fuck it it up royally. No one could blame me cause I'm a woman.

[R75] Thank you for that, I couldn’t put it into words. Straight men are repulsed by those they deem sluts and treat them accordingly. If you’re a woman, you are always on alert, protective of yourself.

[quote](With very few exceptions, women don't go looking for no-strings-attached sex.)

Sorry could you repeat that? I had an erect dick in every orifice including my ears.

^^She was bi polar.

Every forum online that is predominantly populated by heterosexual males has two types of thread.

1) Whores! Sluts! Nasty! Kill the bitches! Diseased loose holes! Used goods! Cum rags! No self respect! Daddyissues! Choke the bitch!

2) Why can’t I get laid?

LOL, R80, a WW for you. Hetro makes summed up in one post.

*males

I am reminded of an episode of Golden Girls where Sophia mentions how her son Phil used to dress up in Dorothy's dresses and walk by the local firehouse.

I want dick all the time. I literally think about dick constantly. I am jealous of gay guys! Finding someone to match my sex drive and wants is hard!

Lmao R74

Thinking about it as a gay man, it's easy to say that I would be a huge slut and let any guy who wanted it, fuck me if I were a straight woman. But if I were a straight woman, it would mean that I was born and raised as a straight girl and would have all the hang ups that straight women have about everything that are pumped into their heads from the time they are little girls. So I would probably view sex and sexuality in a completely different way.

Straight men have have said this to my face about being a gay male.

Fugly gay men have said this to my face about being a fit gay male who is “squint;pretty”.

No, women can get pregnant. I'll pass. Gays already have access to some of the hottest men the world can offer.

If I were a straight woman, I'd learn self-defense.

If I were a straight women, I'd be a straight woman.

I wouldn't mind being one for a weekend, a hot slut who can attract the hottest guys and it would be an experience to be double-penetrated by two hung hunks considering I'm a top in real life and a DP would be completely out of the question.

Overall though if I had a choice between being a gay man, a straight man or a straight woman, I'd be a gay man every time. I love being a man.

I am a straight woman.

I don’t do this because it’s not sexually fulfilling.

And it’s dangerous.

The other thing is that the top 10% of straight men wouldn’t go for some random woman falling out of cheap, tacky, slutty clothes. They don’t need to.

If a straight woman dressed up like a porn star, walked into a bar and said “who wants me” the guys who would say “Me!” are going to be the bottom of the barrel.

There won’t be gang bangs or threesomes with 10s. If you go to the after party for a winning team or a rap album release maybe buy expect to be treated like a farm animal and left bloody and sore and humiliated.

R86, one of the “hang ups” that women have is self-esteem.

Random sex isn’t pleasurable enough for women to risk their life or well-being or reputation for it. As a transaction, there has to be enough reward to risk.

I knew this impossibly gorgeous woman from Slovakia (real story, not a Melania joke) in university who landed one guy after another just as gorgeous as she was. She told me something funny: only around half of them ever really "performed" -- the rest were either bad and uninterested/uninteresting in bed, or couldn't get it up at all. She ended up marrying a rather more average looking guy partly because he threw a nasty, nasty fuck.

I refuse to cart that baggage.

I’d be too busy playing with my boobs and trying on all the shoes.

And I’d master that shoe kick where they fling a shoe with their feet.

R92, thank you. No one was saying it!!!

Gay guys imagine being a woman with straight men, with the mindset of being a man. A woman, first and foremost, has to ask, early and often, "Is this guy going to kill me?" I am a straight woman, 5'7", pretty strong. I weigh 150 pounds, not a shrinking violet. And when i meet a man, i am always on my guard. Not meaning i am emotionally guarded, but on my guard for weird vibes, because you really cannot predict who the psycho killers are. Look at Chris Watts!!!

So aside from fear of geting killed, straight men also loathe and despise "sluts". They really do think that a woman who sleeps around is trash and treat her badly. They treat them like they would a man they don't like very much. I have had guys tell me that.

Plus, gay men think straight men are all fuckable. But the vast majority are fat, or alcoholic, or have HORRIBLE hygeine or are idiots/assholes. Or any combination thereof. So women who are discriminating are looking for the guys who shower and bathe, who are nice guys,who are capable of a sex life and who will not kill them. All other things being equal, i'd say gay men face the same odds of getting laid as women do. 10% of the population.

Women OFTEN choose single life because it is too hard to find a nice guy who will meet these simple criteria. And most of all, because they're tired of feeling unsafe.

R97 All very good points. I think the way straight men view and treat sluts and how subjective the definition of slut is (meaning women are always on guard because a guy raised very religious can think wearing tight jeans makes you a slut) can’t be ignored. What’s worse is society really does think “she’s a slut” is a reason to excuse men raping, beating, mistreating women. Really until very recently to have any chance of even having a rape claim taken seriously you had to be a virgin who didn’t even have a picture of a shirtless man on your wall or a subscription to Cosmo. If you said ever shown any interest in the opposite sex - forget it.

Hygiene I can imagine is an issue. When I worked a government job in an office full of women they would often talk about coaxing their husbands to take a shower! They would also joke about the smells left in the bathroom, the skid marks on their underwear....It was all too much but at 22 it put me off straight men and thankfully I’ve never had the “forbidden fruit” crushes on straight men that many gaylings get.

It amazing how little effort straight men want to put in but how much they expect in return. The most beautiful woman I know is married to a man who is not conventionally handsome but he makes up for it by being an incredible dresser, well groomed and always smells great. Seeing him at an event he always looks so handsome and attractive because guys who are facially better looking are there in I’ll fitting suits that their moms bought them ten years ago for cousin Steve’s wedding.

Fish are not interested in sex..... except possibly a few weird ,rich, ancient fish like Madonna and that has not really been verified.

So if you were a real fish, Mary OP, as opposed to a Transtesticle, you would probably not be interested either.

If you want as much dick as possible as a straight woman, would you consider becoming a prostitute?

[quote][R86], one of the “hang ups” that women have is self-esteem.

I wouldn't go that far. If women had self-esteem, they would rule the world.

Watching my brother and his wife raise a girl and 2 boys it looks like parents make sure their little girl has no self esteem left and their boys think they are the second coming. I have to bite my tongue. I think it takes most women until about 40 to develop self esteem. Some never do. Young men have far too much self esteem and age humbles them.

R102 why don't you say something. I would.

[R102] What do they say or do?

R103 They’ll take it out on the kid when I’m gone! I try to instil some self esteem in her when we have alone time though. She’s a great drawer and I “buy” her paintings and display them. We discuss school etc.. it’s tough because if the boys win a soccer game they get so much praise and so many rewards. Speaking to female friends they often share similar experiences growing up and talk about how their self esteem started dropping around puberty. It’s another term that gets hijacked though. So many straight people think the only criteria for a women having self esteem and self respect is that she “isn’t a slut”.

I am seeing the direct opposite. Boys are actively suppressed, even disparaged, and girls are elevated to the point they behave like little tyrant princesses and get away with it clean. I have to do exactly what r105 does, but for my nephews, because the horrible, overwhelming, humorless, spiteful, manipulative cunt my brother was dumb enough to marry appears determined to crush them.

Most likely because she tells herself a lot of delusional shit about how oppressed girls are...

When we were growing up our sister was always treated very special. Our father basically rejected us from about age 12. This is where our hatred of fish began.

[quote]I am seeing the direct opposite. Boys are actively suppressed, even disparaged, and girls are elevated to the point they behave like little tyrant princesses and get away with it clean.

I think that's become true in liberal households. But in conservative families, boys are still prized over girls.

Yes, r109, in fact my brother's wife does, indeed, loudly and often identify as "liberal".

This thread is veering into interesting territory in terms of value and esteem placed on and instilled in the sexes (and I'm keeping my comment in the black and white by leaving out demographics that are not established norms as yet.

It depends on the family dynamic at this point, girls are constantly being sent home from school for dressing 'too provocatively ' for some ridiculous things too, and when a parent is actively quashing their boys self esteem they probably have an unresolved issue with men (the mothers).

Its still very normal for, 'good Christian families ' to place all value on the boys and teach their daughters that submission and obedience are qualities to strive for.

My straight women friends tell me that most men are shit in bed. Rare to find a skilled performer.

If by being a whore , you mean prostitute? No for me. I’m quite picky and my taste in men changes. But I would be a slut for the right guy . I don’t really like gang bang, I’m too shy in front of a crowd. They’ll just have to wait in a queue outside.

She there’s an example of how the term means different things to different people

[quote] But I would be a slut for the right guy

Traditionally the term meant number of partners but ^^ suggests it means doing certain sexual activities with one guy. Hence why women can be deemed sluts even within the bounds of monogamy if they express liking sex/wanting sex/being kinky. As a gay man I can’t imagine having mutually satisfying sex with one consenting man could ever be slutty. It’s healthy and normal imo.

If you become a 'professional lady' then you will get mostly tinymeats/

You’d all be raped and killed or otherwise marginalized and fucked-up. Sexually free women are not celebrated, they’re punished.

I wonder how many with this fantasy are also misogynistic and/or sexist.

I notice the diversion to self-esteem. However, the issue for straight women is not self-esteem. It is fear of violence. I am amazed how this is something men will never ever discuss. Straight or gay, men dismiss male violence on women. Mainly because they don't have that fear themselves, i guess. Most men think they can win in a fight to the death.

Self esteem, societal punishment for sluttiness, disease.... None of it matters as much to every straight woman as safety. Women don't have sex like gay men do because they are afraid to.

What’s the mindset of straight men who kill prostitutes or beat them to a pulp? I mean they talk so much about wanting to get laid, wanting more sex but then (some) will beat it murder the person who can give them just that. I don’t get the logic.

R117 Sure I remember someone joking once about having an anon sex club for straights and I internally winced thinking of my sister going in there. Not because I think sex is bad for women but because I was imaging the absolute dregs of straight maleness that would be in there, the risk of violence she’d be facing and how difficult it would be to keep straight men in line. Please, oral only, how many minutes would the club be open before one of them would force intercourses. My sister is jealous that I can go on Grindr, tell I guy I want oral only, specify if I want to give or receive and he comes over, we do exactly as requested and he leaves. She cannot believe that it’s so simple. She says in the straight world a guy would say yes, sure just to get in to your house and then once he’s in all bets are off and she’d fear being anally raped. She wishes that straight women could have the option of saying just oral and the reassurance that the man would stick to his promise. She says even in marriage it’s difficult to get men to stop trying to push the line whether with the she’d act performed or with pushing to leave the condom off.

My middle sister couldn't even break up with one guy without him threatening to kill her, her kid (not his child), me and my partner and our parents. When she started dating an actual kind, successful guy, he went around calling her a "whore" to go along with the threats.

I honestly don't know how straight women deal with it. So many straight men are just violent tubs of shit. I'd stay celibate if I were them. You'd still risk being raped, beaten and killed, I suppose, but it might lessen your chance and it wouldn't be by someone who once claimed to 'love' you.

R119, maybe your middle sister is a dumbass drama queen.

Nah, R120. She just dated a crazy loser.

Nice R120. Those misogynistic incel straight guys you hang with would undoubtedly beat the shit out of you if they knew you were gay, so you'd better keep spewing that crap. They'll find out sooner or later, though and then we'll hear yet another story about a true drama queen found floating in a river....

[quote]When she started dating an actual kind, successful guy, he went around calling her a "whore" to go along with the threats.

R119 I'm confused. Are you saying that the "kind, successful guy" started calling her a whore? So he wasn't so nice after all?

When white men kill the ex and their kids the media says he was a nice guy who snapped, he had “mental heath issues” and they interview a few neighbors who are all “stunned” because he was a “family man”.

R123 Sure if he showed his true colours from day 1 he’d never get a woman. It might shock you but most child molesters are thought to be “pillars of society” and “good guys” by the parents they dupe. After the fact people recall little red flags but I’ve yet to know an abuser I’d any form who was such a monster that everyone could predict what was to come at first sight.

Fish deserve any bad thing that happens to them for the horrible way they have treated men.

Mid sister's exBF, not new guy. So far, new guy has been pretty great to her and my nephew.

Hoping her shitty pick with men was just the one time but we'll see.

Sorry for the confusion, R123. It was one of those things that made sense to me, since we've been living through it but obviously a mess to everyone else.

I can understand women being afraid of violence, but at the same time, I see so many women just willingly give up their power to men. It’s head scratching. In sex, women could call all the shots, but instead they give that power over to men. In education, they temper their smarts so that they don’t appear to excel over boys. I love women, but the way they allow men to get into their heads saddens me. And even now, in the age of #metoo and female empowerment you see so many women still basing their own self worth on the way they are perceived by men.

I have a friend who teaches middle school and to hear him tell it nothing has changed. To save girls maybe we need to promote single sex education.

The thing is, it's just impossible to take women seriously when they're in authority.

Bitchy during their moon time.

R128 That’s unfortunate that you feel that way. I’ve had very good experiences with female bosses. My 62 year old father has also nothing put praise for the woman who took over his district and made his job (fire fighter) enjoyable again.

I worked as a cabbie in boston, night shift. I'm a straight woman. The dispatcher determines how much money you make. Just like in all service industries. There were asshole misogynists and nice huys too. And no women dispatchers ever. Even though the company was owned by a woman.

R128. Gender has nothing to do with how well you do your job.

[quote]My straight women friends tell me that most men are shit in bed. Rare to find a skilled performer.

Oh thank GOD that's limited to heterosexual sex!

Wow, thank you ladies for contributing your stories and perspective to this thread.

It sounds exhausting.

Straight men are pretty possessive of their girlfriends/wives. Over a decade ago, I worked the night shift as a data transcriber. I befriended a young woman who sat near me -- well, we were both mid-twenties -- and we began hanging out during breaks. We never saw each other outside of work because we had separate lives and she was a stay-at-home mom during the day.

Anyway, one Saturday I was shopping with my sister and her family at the Pheasant Lane Mall in New Hampshire and ran into her. Without thinking about it, I ran up to her and hugged her like we normally did at work when greeting one another. It was then that I noticed her husband with her and he gave me deadly stares. She later told me that she tried to pacify him by telling him that I was as gay as a picnic basket, but he still never trusted me. In 2008 we were going to go see the SEX AND THE CITY movie because we'd bonded discussing the TV show, but her husband would not allow us to be together alone.

One last thing. Women almost never get to call the shots. Not even in bed, R127. You say you can understand the fear of violence, but.... No you don't understand the fear of violence.

[quote]Fish deserve any bad thing that happens to them for the horrible way they have treated men.

Nigga please

If you, as a gay man, have ever worried about being “out” or being gay-bashed, you might understand.

If you’ve never worried about violence at the hands of another man, you’re lucky.

This is a fascinating thread. It was meant to be kind of frivolous but it got pretty deep.

I’ve always been intrigued with the idea of fucking a father and son, but at different times without them realizing they were both fucking me. So I would find a hot daddy and son and separately seduce them both. Just knowing they were both inside me at separate times would get me soooooo hot!

I'm assuming that the gay men here saying they would be out fucking all day and night if they were women ARE NOT out fucking day and night now as men.

So if you're not getting lots of daily sex now as a man, how do you expect to get it as a woman? And if you ARE getting it constantly now why would you even want to be a woman?

Is it all about fucking straight men? How are they any different from tops? A horny man is a horny man. All they need is an available partner. Unless of course they have standards and you're not it.

Do you really want to fuck ugly losers every day?

Straight men are hotter and more masculine!

Straight men are the only ones that get me hot. And from what I’ve seen, even ugly girls can get laid by drunk guys in a bar.

Oh man, some gays really never snap out of that "straight boy" fantasy. How childish and pathetic!

R143 I asked you to pray, not to judge. If you can't do that...

Then I pray you transition and chop off your bits so you can get that "straight" dick, r144, you poor insecure soul.

Some gay guys get caught up in what they first found attractive when they were first coming into their sexuality and it never leaves them. Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher monetized it. A lot of human sexuality is driven by the first thing that got your dick hard.

My sister was dating a POS with a violent history going back 20 years. She said the sex was good when he wasn't drunk or violent. Needed Viagra at 40. Oh, and as a bonus he tried to kill me last month! Spent 5 days in the hospital. I hope she gets her shit together.

[quote] Over a decade ago, I worked the night shift as a data transcriber. I befriended a young woman who sat near me ... We never saw each other outside of work because we had separate lives and she was a stay-at-home mom during the day.

She wasn't a "stay-at-home mom" if she was working the night shift.

Then it all becomes about what you’re willing to settle for.

I'd have two gaping holes instead of just one.

The BEST sex I’ve ever had with another boy/man was in high school and college with straight guys who were stoned, drunk, or “experimenting.” Young, dumb, and full of cum!!

R148 I meant that she stayed at home with their young kids (triplets born in 2005) during the day, while her husband worked (Monday-Friday). Then she went to work (5:30pm-2am) while he stayed home with the kids. We had weekends off.

I understand what you're saying, R134 . What I'm trying to say is that just because your non-work hours coincide with your kids' waking hours, that doesn't make you a "stay-at-home mom." Your coworker's schedule sounds exhausting and untenable. Come home at maybe 2:30 a.m. Try to wind down like a normal person for a couple of hours. Next thing you know, kids are awake and you've had all of 2 hours of sleep, maybe. Then, at 5:00 p.m., she's headed off to do an 8-hour shift. Repeat the next day.

[quote] The thing is, it's just impossible to take women seriously when they're in authority. —and I'm a huge nelly

Oh ok, Chasten. If this your sneaky way of getting us to vote for your husband, you can just fuck off.

I have to agree with “huge nelly.” ^^^^^ I would never choose a woman surgeon or pilot. 😱

Hmm I really thought views like that were very, very fringe and rare these days. A little shocking and disappointing to see them on DL. Were your moms weak, nervous types or something?

You'll get the skanky abusive class of jerks lining up.

Can I take advice on this and get back to you?

I would hang out at prison exits on release day and take my choice of the ex-convicts. I’d be the first to take their felon dick in my pussy and up my ass.

Who in hell would want to be a str8 woman? poor things!

str8 women have sex with men for : money and status (manipulation, conformism, debt). when it's not condoned by culture and religion, it's called prostitution. kids are good to control men even deeper (ask divorce lawyers)... point blank. only men have sex with men for pleasure... yes, it is indeed a sad life for women, they hate cock and can't even have orgasms!

R161 you sound misogynistic... and deranged.

Plenty of straight girls have lots of sex. Did any of you go to college? Do you have any female friends? Wtf?

Wtf?! Women have orgasms!!! Now all the moaning and screeching they have in movies might be fake, though....

r161 tells it like it is!

OP if you were a straight woman... you'd be a frau.

If I were a woman, I’d put one of those electric wireless vibrating eggs in my pussy when I was at work. I’d activate it when the hot fedex guy comes in, and I make an effort to physically touch him. (I always touch him inappropriately now.)

r143, you're a judgmental cunt. Be gone.

We HEART Mary r167!

"What’s the mindset of straight men who kill prostitutes or beat them to a pulp?"

These types of males ( I refuse to call them men, because they aren't.) do this to hookers because they figure there's less of a chance anyone will care enough about them to persue the attacker/murderer.

Most women can orgasm, although many can't. Of the ones who can, some have multiple orgasms, I had a friend who was able to have 9 or 10 orgasms in a row, just seconds after each other. She said the first few would be the strongest ones, and that they'd be progressively weaker and weaker, until she could no longer have one. She said the exhaustion afterwards was unbelievable.

DL's please remember: there are not a lot of straight men out there who are great in bed. Adjust your answer accordingly.

Just imagine being one of those groupies we all knew back in the day. Taking turns with your sisters to ride sweaty vascular rockstar cock!!! Fanning myself as I type...

R171 I'd happily take quantity over quality.

I've seen both sides of the fence as a late in lifer. I liked dick and I was fortunate to grow up in a time when women had a greater access to protection and birth control choices in the late 70's.

Straight was no picnic, though, and I could tell a lot of stories about selfish behavior, mommy issues, and I do not miss the entitlement and expectations around the role of 'wife'

Indeed, dick is and was fantastic and I still enjoy a good dick pic (DL is great for the best looking men, butt ass nekid). But I don't miss being on the second tier in a relationship and the resulting imbalance of power that went along with it.

[quote] DL's please remember: there are not a lot of straight men out there who are great in bed.

That's according to women. I am sure their skills are perfect for male needs. What women consider "good in bed" is totally different.

What women consider good in bed can only be provided by another woman. Same for men by men.

Sex between men and women is better off being for procreation only. The Ancient Greeks and Arabs got it right. There's really no need for men to be good in bed for women. Won't they just think about the children?

R176 in Ancient Greece, male/female sex wasn't just for procreation.

Nor among the Arabs r177. I know that.

i would NEVER want to be a str8 woman!

I’m so glad I’m not a woman— it can’t be easy. BUT I would be a huge whore if I were. Hot straight men seem so fucking easy.

Like shooting fish in a barrel R181. Having access to 90% of the male population would be fantastic.

Whats hilarious is that R151 has no idea how sad he sounds. He’s literally bragging that the best sex he’s ever had was with intoxicated people who weren’t attracted to him. This is bragworthy on DL, though, because ***straight men***. So pathetic.

Not every fish can score hot stuff.

They can if the men are drunk enough. I’ve seen homely aggressive women get the stragglers at bars. They wait until the pretty women leave, and then swoop down for the kill!

I prefer straight dick too.

R185 - that strategy works in the gay clubs too!

I would hang out at that bar that Jon Hamm frequents in Los Feliz and hope to be brought back to his home with several other women to worship his penis.

I would be a MLB groupie. I’m so turned on by baseball players. I would be the biggest slut for them.

My pussy would be fucked far and wide

Yeah, you all say that. The first time you feared for your life would put the fear of God in you.

Straight girls start out as attention whores. That calms down pretty quick. Y'all just cannot imagine being physically weaker.

Imagine some straight drunk guy calling you a fag, threatening to kill you, is ENRAGED and out of his mind, and your hands are tied behind your back.

Not so fun anymore, is it?