Let's be an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I'm Dawn, the priests made me out of Buffy or some shit like that.

I killed the show and will kill this thread.

I'm Ken-DRA! Da Vampur Slayur!

I’m the monster-of-the-week from the first two seasons.

Most fans turn their noses up at me for being formulaic, but I’m lots of fun anyway - and gave the series a toe-hold in popular culture.

What was the latest Buffy thread?

I'm Seth Green's character being absolutely /disgusted/ by Willow's bisexuality.

I’m Spike’s painted windshield!

R1 that was me favorite shirt. That was me only shirt!

I'm Faith's pussy wrapping my lips around every man in Buffy's life!

[quote]Willow's bisexuality

Hello, gay now!

I'm depression, anxiety and addiction - the REAL Big Bad of Season 6.

I'm The Bronze. Am I a bar? Am I a cool teen hang-out spot? I obviously have a very liberal carding policy.

I am the epic slo-mo slap fight between Xander and Harmony.

I'm a vampire with a speech impediment. There's a lot of me in season one.

I'm. The weird hesitations. Sarah. Michelle Gellar. Puts into. Her line readings as an effort. To imitate. Allyson Hannigan. Whom she recognizes. As the better actor.

I'm Darla in my cute Catholic school girl dresses. I am everything.

I'm the massive collection of books on the occult that the school librarian has. Nobody in the administration bats an eyelash.

I'm Buffy's little Ayn Rand speeches about knowing better than anyone else because she's special and talented and in charge that Joss Bredon slips into the episodes after he starts having fights with Fox. They will certainly tell off those Fox executives who made him unwillingly bring Dawn aboard and kill off Joyce!

R14 = Allyson Hannigan

I'm Eliza Dushku's acting which was vastly superior to SMG's pathetic attempt at portraying me in, "Who Are You?"

I'm all of Hannigan's Emmy Awards.... oh wait. Okay, I'm all of Hannigan's Emmy nom.... oh wait!

I’m Sarah Michelle’s Emmy. I’m a daytime Emmy.

And that one is still better than none!!!!

I’m the teacher who was revealed, after death, to have been a 40 year old virgin. Otherwise, the praying mantis wouldn’t have targeted him.

I’m all of the pretty people, and all of the pretty flowers.

I’m Miss Edith, usually blindfolded or gagged with a satin ribbon for being naughty.

I am a metaphor for the vestiges of humanity in Drusilla’s deranged mind.

And I’m one of the best props of the entire series.

I'm the gay guy. Yes, that was it, 4 minutes max of screen time.

I’m the Magic Box. The occult shop that rarely had customers, but managed to stay in business. This despite constant property damage.

I'm Mr. Pointy.

I am SMG's weird ongoing feud with Susan Lucci.

I’m writer Marti Noxon, pleading with the officer to not give me a ticket.

I’m the Monster of the Week. If this were 2019, I’d probably just be CGI, but because this is the 90s, I’m a dude in a weird costume.

I’m the slightly edgier, off-pace version of the theme song used in seasons 1 and 2.

I’m Dark Willow.

bored now

I'm the terrifying bunny rabbits, tormenting Anya

I’m Xander’s boyish, good looks. I’ll be gone soon.

I’m The Body, wherein a series that offs extras and guest stars at an alarming rate comes to a full halt and addresses death of a loved one with all the intimacy and pain most of us know from our own lives.

I’m surreal in the sense that death knocks a hole in reality and time, but here I am, raw and broken, planted in the middle of a series about lovesick vampires.

I'm Cordelia.... apparently none of you bitches want to be me.

I'm the Turok-Han, aka the Ubervamps.... initially introduced as nearly impossible to kill and within a few episodes, baby-Slayers are able to magically take us on!

I’m the speedo Xander wore in “Go Fish.” He looked terrific in me, but he became flabby immediately after filming the episode wrapped up. @R36

I'm Wentworth Miller in, "Go Fish." You should have been looking at me rather than that drunk.

I'm Angel's impeccable style.

Cordy, we just temporarily forgot you because you had the foresight to get out of Sunnydale. Smart of you to leave before the writing went downhill. I'm sure you were treated well in L.A.

I'm bat shit crazy Drusilla.

I’m the joyless season seven, replete with forgettable and annoying Potentials, save for the ungainly, awkward, tentative Amanda, who is instantly appealing and sympathetic, so of course she’s killed off in the final battle.

I am The Gentlemen and their straitjacketed Footmen from Hush.

I’m the series’ most successful foray into actual horror.

I'm Joss Whedon and I make sure there is zero "gay" in my shows but plenty of lesbians for straight men. Check out Firefly if you want even more "lesbians for straight guys and no gay men to ruin it for you" action!

I'm Anya's autism.

I'm the oversized sleeves of Jenny Calendar.

What secrets do I conceal?

The ace of spades? An Orb of Thessala? Snacks?

I'm the total lack of make homosexuality but the abundance of female homosexuality because, of course, it's so cool when women do it together. But men? Icky!

Speaking of oversized clothing...I'm Xander's comically baggy wardrobe from the first couple of seasons. I'm meant to make him look dorky and conceal the fact that he's actually very fit and sexy.

By season six he couldn't squeeze into me anymore.

[quote]I'm Joss Whedon and I make sure there is zero "gay" in my shows

[quote]I'm the total lack of make homosexuality

Uh..... I'm Andrew.

Hi Andrew. I'm Larry. I'd offer to buy you a drink but I'm dead.

I’m Doublemeat Palace, here to remind r45 that season six isn’t all that great either.

I’m Lindsay Crouse. I was Dr, Walsh, shaping up to be an excellent “secular” Big Bad in season four, making a counterpoint to Giles’ old-school Watchers mysticism with a different spin on institutional authoritarianism rooted in science and technology.

I get killed off in the middle of the season by my Frankenstein creation, who limps along as an unthreatening replacement.

Rumor has it I was unhappy in the role and wanted out. The season sinks without me.

I’m The Anointed One. I was also supposed to be a Big Bad, but my actor’s parents didn’t react well when they found out about the growth suppressant Joss was sneaking into my food.

R55, I'm Season 4, I sunk with you too.

I’m Giles. I will teach and lift up our hero before I become an incorrigible douchebag in the final season

I'm magic! Except sometimes I'm not really magic. I'm a metaphor for something or other.

Why can't you like me for me?

I'm Willow's supernatural power that can destroy the world in the previous season, but come Season 7 I somehow no longer have the ability to even just create artificial sunlight that would kill off all those pesky ubervamps!

I’m Mr. Trick. I was another abortive big bad. The Mayor was just more interesting I guess.

I'm the First who for some unknown reason can't dress up as Tara.

I'm the split down the middle of Anya's dead body after they off'd me in such a fucked up way.

I'm Scott Hope. I was another abortive love interest. Faith was just more interesting I guess.

Oh, hi Scott. Thanks for reminding us of another gay character!

I'm half the cast of Bring it On who have also shown up on BTVS.

I'm Amber Benson hating Alyson Hannigan with the fire of a million red hot suns.

I'm the rest of the cast sitting with Amber Benson on that one.

I’m the nonsensical script whenever Drusilla speaks. Like the moon, with a rabbit in it. And porridge poured on top.

Why was Alyson hated?

I'm Glory! I'm a goddess rather than a demon, which supposedly makes me much more terrifying as the Big Bad, although nobody on the show bothers to really explain the difference, and I am neither omnipotent nor indestructible, as you might expect from a goddess.

I am the Original Slayer.

I deserved better flashbacks.

R70 because she was too nice and sweet, Rose.

I’m Liam!

My Irish brogue baffles the mind.

I'm Joss Whedon's pretending that Buffy is about female empowerment however if you were paying attention you'd catch that I was actually saying that a strong woman still needs a man to save the day....

Buffy didn't save the world a lot.... Xander did... like 6/7 of the seasons!

I'm Four Star Mary, aka Dingoes Ate My Baby.

I'm Sunnydale's overwhelming whiteness.

I’m Vampire Willow.

I’m the most scary fun you’ll get out of an alternative universe.

I'm the season 3 finale that had to be postponed until season 4 as I was scheduled too close to Columbine

It wasn’t the finale, r79.

It was Earshot, with Jonathon holed up in the bell tower with a sniper rifle.

But it was the lunch lady planning to take out the student body with rat poison.

R79, you were right, they did postpone that finale, though there were no guns. Mostly stakes.

Earshot was more understandable.

R77 Mr Trick points that out in season 3.

I'm the hottest thing. I'm the twist and shout.

It's my time to shine!!

I'm Veruca the werewolf and I'm a hairy HUSSY! In Sunnydale almost anything can be forgiven, but I tried to come between Oz and Willow so I had to die.

I’m Aimee Mann, and man, I hate playing vampire towns.

I’m Willow’s wardrobe in the first two seasons. I’m garish, awkward, and adorable all at once.

I’m the demon Balthazar.

I post on DL daily.

I’m Buffy’s gay coming out allegorical speech about being a slayer.

I’m really good.

R87, I think you mean that you're the softer side of Sears.

I’m Mayor Wilkins, an amalgam of Pat Boone, Ward Cleaver, and Beelzebub.

I'm band candy!

Eat me!

I'm Willow's sophisticated college wardrobe, R87.

I'm Angel - The Series, one of those rare instances when the spin-off was better than the mothership.

^I'm Angel, and I'm clearly delusional to believe that.

I'm Joyce's moist vagina which housed Giles' big, uncut, meat!

I'm the hood of the police car that witnessed R96.

I’m Glory, the absolutely best of the Big Bads. I’m not really transgendered, I just sort of cohabit a body with my super hot but annoying brother Ben.

I still make him wear my girly underwear and tampon. You know that really pisses him off when we morph and there’s Surprise Tampon.

That’s why I’m the baddest Big Bad there is.

^Giles took you out by suffocating you. S3 Wesley was more of a badass than you were!

That tea-slurping librarian had to wait until my toady of a suicidal brother took control. Suicidal brother. In a dress with SURPRISE TAMPON.

Maybe I damaged him. He was weak. He was the Subaru Justy of brothers: despite the marketing, you just couldn’t slam him. Next reincarnation, I’m getting a Volvo Brother. Now that I know those Knights are still around, I’ll be ready to suck their brains and use my brother as a shield.

You better believe I’m the best thing that happened to that weak little Blond Girl . I’d rather have seen a real slayer. She wasn’t worth the hype, to be honest. So emotional and fragile. The witches were fun at least. They had moxie.

Face it: After four years of ugly vampires, so-called ancients and the usual freak ugly carnival freak show, you finally got a HOT GODESS who was a vision in a Red Dress. And, I bought shoes. Really! Who has a Diva Goddess who buys shoes! I’m unstoppable in my Laboutins.

Six Inch heels, baby. No more suicidal brothers. I’ll come back from my own dimension and Moe-Joe-and-Curly that damn Knights and turn this dimension inside out. Six billion humans, and you’re all looking for the fastest ride out. I’m just the Goddess to give it to you. You tell me who’s cray?

^You were a "badass" God who shared your body with a human you couldn't control.

Bored now.

^ My hair stayed the same shade, little girl. Yours? Pure goth. What was that - some grocery store black or red you’d toss on to feel dangerous.

Gods don’t need box hair color little girl, That’s why you witches *flew*. I didn’t even notice you.

You don’t even comprehend the nature of my existence in your universe, which is more Schroedinger’s Cat. I’m more particle physics because of my vastness than your trolling insignificance.

Learn to control your hair color, and dress better. Definitely dress better, not like an “American Girl” doll. Nobody’s taking a sage-waver who looks like a child’s toy seriously.

I'd suggest you try harder, but it's obvious you're trying your hardest.

Glory was too stupid to realize she was fighting a robot.

And Willow, a mere mortal, put a hole in the bitch.

Stupid human.

You really never understood me. All I wanted was to go home. You should have given me my key . You just got in the way without sticks and chants. All for something that *didn’t exist*. Annoying insect.

But hey, unlike you, whore - I got *two* licensed figures in the Buffyverse set and I’m the most beloved of all the Villains. You? Banged by a werewolf and a dead witch. Your track record? Pretty pitiful. Let’s imagine your speed dating experience:

*ding* Willow. I was dating a werewolf who dumped me for another werewolf. He ran off because he killed her for me. But then my lesbian girlfriend was killed so it got awkward and my town was swallowed by a hellmouthl Potential Dater: *ding*

Other than your bad Kira Nerys/Intendant impersonation, whatcha got little girl? Gonna wiggle your fingers up Samantha Stevens style?

Me? I’m the only big bad to have *zero vampire content*, entire run of the show. Top that .Wait, don’t want to get you all excited ya little scissor sister.

I’m The Master, the wittiest of the Big Bads.

I’m Angelus, the scariest of the Big Bads.

I’m Mayor Wilkins, the funniest of the Big Bads.

I’m Adam, the lamest of the Big Bads.

I’m Glory, the most overrated of the Big Bads.

I’m Dark Willow, the most surprising of the Big Bads.

I’m The First, the most disappointing of the Big Bads.

[Quote] Connor was worse than Dawn.

They were both annoying as fuck. But Connor eventually matured (as did Dawn). But then they ruined it by having Dawn kick Buffy out of her own goddamn house.

Buffy deserved it.

[Quote] Buffy deserved it.

I'm the Ripper spin-off that never happened.

And I'm the one who prevented a Faith/Spike spin-off from happening.

And I was very relieved you did!

Connor was like a mirror of Dawn in all her awfulness, but he was worse because he fucked up the entire series as well as Cordelia’s character.

Dawn never did actual damage to the series, and her introduction was inventive.

But at least on Angel they managed to fix that fucking mess by writing Connor out in the fifth and final season.

Dawn was the Jan Brady of the Buffyverse.

I'm Riley, the show's most hated love interest for any character. I am human cardboard who cannot generate even a flicker of chemistry with Buffy, but Joss will insist the audience dislike of me is just because they didn't want to see Buffy with anyone except Angel.

I'm the teen gay who put the Riley/Buffy sex episode at the top of his spank bank

I’m Spike, chained in the bathtub, sipping blood from Giles’ coffee mug with a straw, while becoming addicted to the daytime soap Passions.

A high point in both the characterization of Spike and the series as a whole.

Someone's enamored with their very bad fanfic!

I'm little Miss. Muffet counting down from 7-3-0...

I'm five-by-five.

I'm Amy. I am a rat the majority of the series.

I'm Amy's mother stuck in the goddamn trophy.

Did someone say fanfic?

I'm the 900 million fanfics depicting Spike having sex with every single person and creature in Sunndyale, from Buffy and Angel to Amy and Jonathan to Acathla and the homicidal lunch lady.

Not forgetting the time he shoved an orb of thesulah up his butt.

The homicidal lunch lady deserved a spin-off.

Maybe Lunch Lady just hated Amy. She was a real witch.

I thought it was Skinny n Sweet!

I’m Lorne. I only appeared on Angel, but my blinding fabulosity extends beyond borders.

I'm the episode where they decided to go all St. Elsewhere.

I'm a gypsy curse that makes no damn sense.

The gypsy curse made perfect sense.

The curse punishes Angel for crimes committed by Angelus. So either the curse makes no sense or the morality of the Buffyverse makes no...never mind.

I'm the original Willow from the unaired pilot, who was cruelly replaced by the more telegenic Alyson Hannigan.

(Seriously, how annoyed must that actress have been when the show became a hit? She's the Pete Best of 90s TV.)

R131, and why would they add the clause about perfect happiness causing a reversion to Angel?

That would put gypsies from the future at terrible risk for retribution.

Well, her reverted to Angelus, not Angel by losing his soul again. The point was to make him suffer for as long as he retained his soul for all the harm he had done to their people.

Sorry, I meant Angelus.

But why not consign him to suffering without end?

While I agree that it was somewhat punishment at Angel, Angelus was in there the whole time, forced to witness all the good deeds and Barry Manilow fandom for over a century.

I think we learned more about that when Angelus was purposely unleashed in the series Angel.

Because it was to torture Angel and his soul with the conscious thought that he had to remain in misery for as long as he roamed the planet. He was his own prison guard.

Please forget I questioned the curse. This isn't the thread for a debate.

We are Mothers Opposed to the Occult.

I'm Pat who has obviously been scissoring Joyce while Buffy's been gone .

Was perfect happiness only when he fucked and busted a nut in someone he truly loved? Or was it a first love? They sort of danced around that when Angel and Cordy started getting close.

It was only when he busted a nut in his true love. Angel busted a nut in some other chick and didn't turn.

Yeah, he was fucking that lame blonde werewolf, right?

Fuck that was bad.

Ángel fucked Darla but didn’t turn.

There were consequences, however.

Didn't my girl Darla fuck Angel one time and got pissed off that he didn't turn into Angelus? Or am I completely pulling that out of my ass?

Yes, R145, he did... but the punishment he received from that fuck was far worse than losing his soul.

I'm Jesse. I'm Xander's best friend.

After my death I am completely forgotten.

R147. All male gingers became vampires or werewolves in the Buffyverse. Joss Whedon seriously hates male gingers.

I'm Cordelia's stomach who suffers from a grotesque stab wound, piercing me from back to front.... however, I magically bare no scar as subsequent years wearing belly shirts will attest to!

What does R148 have to do with R147?

Jesse was a ginger. I guess you forgot him.

Eric Balfour, a DL favorite, as Jesse.

Not a ginger.

Whedon wanted him in the opening credits to throw everyone for a loop by turning him into a vampire and then killing him off within two episodes.

No, R151, but apparently YOU forgot him... or you're colorblind!

I'm Cecily and You're beneath me!

I’m Ashanti.

I made Xander beg to be made gay.

I’m sycophancy demonified as Glory’s minions.

I’m quite funny, but not so easy on the eyes.

I'm Buffy's disgusting, fucked up bangs in Season 3, which will distract you during the Christmas episode.

I'm Willow. I'm homely and talk in a retarded little girl's voice but lesbians find me irresistibly sexy.

I’m Joyce. I never experienced happiness, unless you count the moment I went cockroach on the couch. Finally, free of those damn brats. I wonder what the ex is doing? Probably that slut he’s shacked up with in Spain. I hope he gets something that makes his putz fall off.

Wrong, R159. Joyce was happy at least twice.

See R97 and R97.

*R96 and R97

I'm Norman Pfister with Blush Beautiful Skincare and Cosmetics. Might I interest you in some free samples?

I'm retrospect that declares the show went to shit when Angel and Cordy blew town.

I'm also Amy Acker who regularly blew Joss Whedon for a larger role and more lines.

I am Numfar, doing the dance of joy. Sometimes I do the dance of shame.

As long as we’ve drifted into Angel...

I’m Doyle. I don’t live through season one, but I get a bittersweet callback in season five as the series winds to an end.

First soldier down.

This thread has made me look up some Buffy clips and now I'm tempted to re-watch the whole series (well, the first five seasons) from the beginning.

R167 do it!!!!

R167, I concur. Do it.

But go the whole mile. Season seven is my least favorite, but it does have some golden moments. And I remain a fender of the much-despised season six. It’s where everyone loses the insouciance of youth and enters an adult world full of irretrievable loss, human cruelty, and inextinguishable sorrow.

And I would suggest pairing your Buffy watching with Angel once Buffy hits season four. There are some great crossovers and a brilliantly executed dovetailing of flashback narratives.

There’s even a guide to help you stay on the parallel tracks.

I’m the opening credits that include Amber Benson.

I only appear once because Tara is killed off in this episode.

Whedon finally got the wish he was denied with Eric Balfour at r152.

R160 Joyce was under the influence of cursed band chocolate that made all the adults who ate it, including Giles, regress to their teen years.

While she did gang a gong on a car hood - it’s wasn’t adult Joyce. And, she was horrified after. Giles, tut tutted.

Joy, erased and replaced with shame.

Bullshit, Joyce loved every inch!

Joyce was so Juice Newton then.

I'm the invisible girl from season one. You can't see me. I'm a lesbian in real life.

Someone needs to LOOK LISTEN LEARN

I'm the girlish titter -- I mean, diabolical laughter -- of Angelus.

I'm Wentworth Miller's guest starring spot before he hit it big.

I'm crazy troll logic.

Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

R169 Season 6 definitely plays a lot better in a binge mode. Season 7...yeah......

I’m the Buffybot.

I double as Spike’s sexbot.

And I’m Buffy’s introduction to the world as she returns from what she believes was heaven - and enters what she believes is hell.

Thanks, Warren.

I'm Olivia, Ripper's old friend/booty call from London. Apparently sex with Giles is worth crossing an ocean.

I'm Parker from UC Sunnydale. I'm sorry to report that sex with Buffy isn't worth crossing the quad.

I'm the pervasive emasculation.

I'm Ethan Rayne. I have no comment on sex with Giles.

R177 you already made an appearance at R41.

I’m the balcony rail that Buffy was holding onto while Spike fucked her from behind as everyone partied below.

I'm a rubbish stunt double.

I'm the bad CGI.

I’m the bridesmaid dresses at Xander and Anya’s wedding.

I'm the fruit punch that Joyce will never get to have again.

R163 - I dislike Amy Acker so much, and I believe every word you wrote. That Joss was obsessed with her was obvious in her every costume and every storyline. Ugh.

R192 why do you dislike her??

Is it even a secret that Amy got on her knees for Joss? I thought everyone pretty much knew that.

R194 well they do now thanks to his ex wife.

Amy fucked Joss for better material?!?

But I thought I was the only one???

Who on Buffy was fucking Joss during S1?

Amy Acker and Summer Glau are both twiggy.

Charisma Carpenter seems too voluptuous for his tastes.

[quote]Alyson or Charisma?

Neither.

They have too much self-respect for that.

[quote]They have too much self-respect for that.

HAHAHAHA

R197 none of them? I seriously doubt SMG did.

His wife’s comments and the timeline made me think that it was indeed one of the actresses from the first three seasons when the gang was still in high school.

Doesn't really narrow it down. Julie Benz?? Juliet Landau?? Eliza??

I just re-read the wife’s piece. I don’t see any real clues other than he started his first secret affair with someone on the set while working on Buffy, 15 years prior to him leaving the marriage.

They separated in 2012. That would put the affair date around ‘97, the year Buffy debuted.

She does not use the word “actress” here but does use it elsewhere.

There aren’t a lot of choices for the affair if we’re talking season one actresses, and I doubt that it’s Joyce:

On the set of “Buffy,” Joss decided to have his first secret affair.

Fifteen years later, when he was done with our marriage and finally ready to tell the truth, he wrote me, “When I was running ‘Buffy,’ I was surrounded by beautiful, needy, aggressive young women. It felt like I had a disease, like something from a Greek myth. Suddenly I am a powerful producer and the world is laid out at my feet and I can’t touch it.” But he did touch it. He said he understood, “I would have to lie — or conceal some part of the truth — for the rest of my life,” but he did it anyway, hoping that first affair, “would be ENOUGH, that THEN we could move on and outlast it.”

Joss admitted that for the next decade and a half, he hid multiple affairs and a number of inappropriate emotional ones that he had with his actresses, co-workers, fans and friends, while he stayed married to me. He wrote me a letter when our marriage was falling apart, but I still didn’t know the whole truth, and said, “I’ve never loved anyone or wanted to be with anyone in any real or long-term way except for you ever. And I love our life. I love how you are, how we are, who you are and what we’ve done both separately and together, how much fun we have…”

He has a pattern for waifish actresses... so who on Buffy fits that description and got their role expanded beyond what it was initially supposed to be?

Darla gets killed off in season one, but she reappears in multiple flashbacks and after a glorious resurrection on Angel.

BEER BAD!

I’m the lisp cited upthread with The Master.

I’m one of the charms of a television show that is too cheap and moves too fast to allow for dubbing.

I’m Principal Flutie, one of many ill-fated Sunnydale High faculty members.

My departure, at the hands (or claws?) of hyena-possessed teenagers comes as quite shocking, yet engenders less sympathy than that of Herbert the piglet.

My successor will last longer and come to a similar end, albeit on a much grander scale.

I’m Principal Robin Wood, who inspires naughty thoughts from both genders. Yeah, I banged Faith. But really, who hasn’t hopped on old Mattress Back.

You could analyze that and say I had mommy issues, after all I’m hanging with one slayer and banging another. I’m managing a separate peace with the vamp, Spike, who killed my mother who was a slayer. I have to keep him alive to fulfill his destiny as the Vampire Champion.

I had an excellent hero’s death, my mother would have been proud of.

Principal Wood survived the series finale.

Did he die in the comics?

I don’t consider them canon. I really just don’t consider them.

[quote]I had an excellent hero’s death, my mother would have been proud of.

I'm Robin Wood... who.. uh... didn't die.

I declare that the comics do not count, for purposes of this thread or for any other purposes.

He doesn't die in the comics either.

I’m Principal Snyder.

And I’m feeling left out.

Principal Wood’s mother’s wig was really wiggy.

Poor Principal Flutie. He was just too normal for this show.

I'm the enormous dorm room shared by Buffy and Willow. So realistic!

I loved Buffy’s first roommate Kathy, who turned out to be a demon, and worse yet, a manic Celine Dion fan.

I wish they’d played that out for a few episodes.

I’m the small jar of holy water in Giles’ bag.

R216 Are you saying the powerful fierce Slayer of Color give you the wiggins?

R219

I'm The Exposition Song. Any excuse to get Giles to sing!

I’m vengeance fueled by cold rage.

And I bring no relief to the wreaker.

Even Anya thought a flaying was too much.

^ That was supposed to be a gif!

Never mess with gingers. You know we have no soul.

I'm Coach Foster's chest hair

I’m the fruit punch that Joyce won’t be having.

I'm my poor VCR tape that I'd been rewinding to death to fully take in the moment of Tara's death and Willow becoming the Big Bad. 😥

I'm the banner on TWOP telling people to get the fuck over Tara dying.

I'm Linda "Miss Ali" Holmes permabanning r230 for swearing.

Bitch please.

I'm Cordelia. I'm still in high school, even though I'm 28 years old.

I'm Joss Whedon's casting couch. Joss uses me to be young actresses, then makes a big deal out of what a "feminist" he is.

I'm Amy Adams. I appear in an episode as one of Tara's family members. Within 5 years, I will appear in a movie that will get me an Oscar nomination. Jealous, Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Hi Cordelia, I’m Kendra. I’m still in high school in the 21st century.

R204 Amy Acker, who was on some of his other shows, was supposedly his long-term mistress.

I missed the discussion of Acker above.

If he had an affair with an actress from Buffy, I doubt it was Charisma Carpenter, she seems to curvy to be his type. Julie Benz would be my guess.

[Quote] If he had an affair with an actress from Buffy, I doubt it was Charisma Carpenter, she seems to curvy to be his type.

Definitely not after the drama on Angel during season 4.

I'm a pop culture reference that every teenager in 1999 would understand.

I'm a fan who is still bitter about being admonished by a TWOP moderator TWENTY YEARS AGO.

r241 = Linda "Miss Alli" Holmes, battling her karma to this day.

Um, wow, a full third of this thread is just r241. 👀

DL can be so crazy sometimes. At least on TWOP, you knew you were talking to several people...

Lol r243.

I'm Wesley's crush on Cordelia. I disappear by the time we both appear on the spin-off.

I'm Harmony. I was hilarious and should've been on the show more.

I'm Tony Head and Charisma Carpenter's professionalism and genuinely nice disposition which is why no one from the cast or crew ever has as anything negative to say about us as compared to the others.

Just don't get pregnant!

I'm Charisma's laughter at Joss Whedon's big time movie director career being destroyed by the one-two punch of Age of Ultron and Justice League.

[Quote] I'm Wesley's crush on Cordelia. I disappear by the time we both appear on the spin-off.

It's weird because i don't think they make reference to it on Angel.

[Quote] I'm Harmony. I was hilarious and should've been on the show more.

Harmony was great. She got more focus on Angel in the last season.

R249 I think there is a bit of dialogue about the crush the first time they appear together on Angel. It was weird how quick it fizzled out because he was super-into her and they danced at her prom, then Angel picks up shortly after that.

[Quote] It was weird how quick it fizzled out because he was super-into her and they danced at her prom, then Angel picks up shortly after that.

Didn't help that he had the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. But yeah it was weird. I preferred her with Doyle but that obviously wasn't going to last. And i hated pairing her with Angel.

I'm Glory's terrible home perm.

[quote]I'm Wesley's crush on Cordelia. I disappear by the time we both appear on the spin-off.

It was addressed though. If I recall, they're both into each other and then they kiss, and it's terrible and without chemistry and it's done.

*And it was addressed on Angel. Cordy is talking about it to someone and mentions Wesley is a terrible kisser.

[quote]If he had an affair with an actress from Buffy, I doubt it was Charisma Carpenter, she seems to curvy to be his type. Julie Benz would be my guess.

Let's just say it was that bitch Alyson.

Why was Wesley super into a high school girl? Was he a petalfile? And dancing at the prom? Were the other parents disgusted?

I'm all the "adorable" fake words like "smoochies" they make Willow say in her breathy, scared little girl voice.

Because....um....yeah like....fakey wordies are....um....quirky! And ah....stuff!

R256 He feels bad about it, then Giles says something like, "She's 18 and you're not her teacher."

Eww, why would Giles encourage school staff to date their students?

R259 Wesley wasn't school staff.

Then why was he there hanging at the school? Didn’t he have a cover story like being the librarian’s assistant or something? To the other parents he was school staff.

What the fuck did "5 by 5" even MEAN?!?

UGH.

^ Willow has exactly that line, I believe, minus the fuck.

Does Joss have kids?

R85 I actually did come between Oz & Willow, though apparently it turns out I chose poorly with whom to side. Had I given dog-dick a chance I’d still be swirling around in embroidered maxi-skirts to this day. Oh, well, at least I don’t have to babysit Dawn or read interminable grimoires anymore.

R259 does it really matter when Buffy was dating a vampire?? It would be somewhat hypocritical of Giles to give Wesley shit over Cordelia.

R262 I saw someone ask this on Reddit and apparently it's a term used in the army.

R264 yes he does.

Five by five seems pretty self-explanatory.

R261 He was supposed to replace Giles as Watcher. I don't remember if he had a cover story.

And then he went on to become a rogue demon hunter.

I am the demon Gnarl, a fantastic villain stranded in the otherwise lackluster opening episode of the mostly disappointing final season.

I'm on of The Gentlemen. The coolest villains the show ever had.

R270 and R271 also the creepiest.

I'm Buffy's bra strap. I'm constantly showing.

And I'm Buffy's Bra... there's nothing to go in me.

R271 I'm R46

I’m Jenny Calendar. Was I supposed to be Gypsy or something?

[Quote] Was I supposed to be Gypsy or something?

R235 I'm Amy Adams, and I played Kathryn in the canceled before airing Manchester Prep that was released as Cruel Intentions 2 days after my episode of Buffy aired.

I'm the. Odd pauses that. Alyson Hanigan often works. Into her lines. That Sarah Michelle Gellar. Will start to imitate. By the third. Season.

R205 Eliza Dushku. Considering she was molested by the stunt coordinator on "True Lies"....her sleeping with Joss would make sense especially if no one knew she was molested. She'd be holding that pain in and having sex with a married man....would be a non issue for her.

[Quote] and having sex with a married man....would be a non issue for her.

Don't see how you came to that conclusion. It would be even ickier because Eliza was 17 when she joined the show. I'd like to think Joss isn't that stupid.

I'm Alyson Hannigan's absent top lip.

I’m the obits section of the Sunnydale High student newspaper

Eliza Dushku had to be older than 17 when she joined Buffy.

R285 she was 18 when her first episode aired, so it’s very possible that she was 17 when it filmed.

Wow! I stand corrected. I had no idea she was that young. If Joss was fooling around with her that seems very predatory.

I'm the fungus demon Drusilla left Spike for.

I'm Once More, With Feeling.