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I'm about to eat an IMPOSSIBLE Whopper

Jealous, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 65August 14, 2019 3:41 PM

Whooopie!

by Anonymousreply 1August 10, 2019 9:28 PM

Big deal. If it's supposed to taste like a regular hamburger and everybody knows what a hamburger tastes like.

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by Anonymousreply 2August 10, 2019 9:31 PM

They're doing a special this week or something on DoorDash, a "Taste Test" kit for $7 and free delivery. You get an impossible whopper and a regular whopper together so you can see if there's a difference.

I've eaten about half of the Impossible Whopper so far... and it tastes almost exactly like the real meat version. Unless the wrapper is wrong and they wrapped up a real Whopper by mistake. I'm kind of shocked actually. I only wish they'd given it to me with cheese.

by Anonymousreply 3August 10, 2019 9:33 PM

When I was a teen and worked at McD’s, we’d serve regular Quarter pounder meat on the McDLT if we didn’t have any McDLT patties up. Also regular coffee for decaf if we were out. Your impossible burger might just be possible.

by Anonymousreply 4August 10, 2019 9:43 PM

I actually felt the Impossible tasted better and also didn’t fall as heavy on your stomach.

by Anonymousreply 5August 10, 2019 9:43 PM

Luckily, I'm not a vegetarian, r4! I'll have to try a few more at different times to see!

I can't tell if it's psychosomatic or not but I feel like my mouth is drier after the Impossible burger. It may just be because it doesn't have cheese.

by Anonymousreply 6August 10, 2019 9:45 PM

It's frankenfood. Check the ingredients out, it's junk.

by Anonymousreply 7August 10, 2019 9:57 PM

Isn’t an Impossible Burger just a Veggie Burger?

by Anonymousreply 8August 10, 2019 9:59 PM

isn't that the thing, the issue with "vegetarian" food made to look and taste like meat or chicken? are they truly made of vegetables, strictly vegetables or are they ALSO loaded with gosh knows what, that in hindsight might be worse for your body then red meat or meat?....

by Anonymousreply 9August 10, 2019 10:00 PM

r9 it's not about it being 'healthier' for you necessarily - as I understand it the Impossible Burger has the same fat and calories as a regular burger. It's supposed to be more about the impact on the environment and farting cows etc. etc.

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According to Impossible Foods' website, the five main ingredients of an Impossible Burger 2.0 are:

Water

Soy-protein concentrate

Coconut oil

Sunflower oil

Natural flavors.

Impossible "meat" also contains 2% or less of:

Potato protein

Methylcellulose

Yeast extract

Cultured dextrose

Food starch, modified

Soy leghemoglobin

Salt

Soy-protein isolate

Mixed tocopherols (vitamin E)

Zinc gluconate

Thiamine hydrochloride (Vitamin B1)

Sodium ascorbate (vitamin C)

Niacin

Pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6)

Riboflavin (vitamin B2)

Vitamin B12

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by Anonymousreply 10August 10, 2019 10:08 PM

Also:

Impossible Foods uses genetic engineering to make ingredients that are essential to the taste and texture of its plant-based meat substitute: soy leghemoglobin (also known as heme) and soy protein. Soy protein replaced wheat protein as the main base for Impossible's second recipe, while soy leghemoglobin is responsible for making the patty taste like meat.

by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2019 10:09 PM

I don't know about the rest of you but I think this stuff is scary.

Just a hunch, but I bet there's a big reveal coming.

Remember Olestra?

by Anonymousreply 12August 10, 2019 10:31 PM

Burger King’s regular veggie burger is pretty good. I hope they don’t get rid of it for the impossible burger

by Anonymousreply 13August 10, 2019 10:47 PM

r12 yeah but products were required to put warnings on that (originally, anyway).

by Anonymousreply 14August 10, 2019 10:51 PM

r12 how dare you!! I loved my oily discharge! I called it skippy.

by Anonymousreply 15August 10, 2019 10:59 PM

They're so good. No cholesterol either.

by Anonymousreply 16August 10, 2019 11:02 PM

Review Brah gave it a good review. He liked it.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 10, 2019 11:40 PM

Review Brah? He looks like a Keebler elf.

by Anonymousreply 18August 11, 2019 12:04 AM

alot of soy in the impossible burger! no thanks! don't need my estrogen going up!...

by Anonymousreply 19August 11, 2019 2:28 AM

"Envious," not" jealous."

by Anonymousreply 20August 11, 2019 2:35 AM

I can't wait to get my paws on one of those impossible burgers. Sound good to me.

by Anonymousreply 21August 11, 2019 3:07 AM

R20 you're new here, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 22August 11, 2019 5:35 AM

I have a whopper about once a year and when I do it's going to have meat in it not some chemical formula.

by Anonymousreply 23August 11, 2019 6:00 AM

I tried a Carl's Jr. Beyond Famous Star yesterday, and it was very good. It's been over twelve hours and no digestive surprises to report. Would definitely have it again, I felt like less of a murder monster.

by Anonymousreply 24August 11, 2019 9:51 AM

It's more highly processed food that's not natural.

by Anonymousreply 25August 11, 2019 9:56 AM

R24 is it an impossible burger too?

by Anonymousreply 26August 11, 2019 12:48 PM

I know Applebees has The Impossible Burger also and I heard it’s delicious.

by Anonymousreply 27August 11, 2019 2:21 PM

r26 no it is the competitor, the beyond burger. Beyond is based on pea protein and impossible is based on soy.

by Anonymousreply 28August 11, 2019 2:21 PM

I smelled like Flame Broiling today, but no other weird side effects.... Yet

by Anonymousreply 29August 12, 2019 12:25 AM

Meat is not what's making people fat, it's carbs and sugar. I don't care if it's good for the environment. If I can't pronounce the ingredients, I don't want it.

by Anonymousreply 30August 12, 2019 12:29 AM

That thing has 630 calories & 34 grams of fat. Better off sticking to the meat Whopper.

by Anonymousreply 31August 12, 2019 12:37 AM

R30, I hope you can pronounce all the chemicals, hormones, and preservatives pumped into your meat before you buy it.

by Anonymousreply 32August 12, 2019 12:39 AM

R31 it's comparable to the Whopper

by Anonymousreply 33August 12, 2019 12:55 AM

I had it. It was damn good, actually.

by Anonymousreply 34August 12, 2019 12:57 AM

I actually loved it.

by Anonymousreply 35August 12, 2019 12:57 AM

God damn you WHORE just STOP it RIGHT NOW!

by Anonymousreply 36August 12, 2019 1:04 AM

I'm assuming these plant burgers cost 3x the beef version ? I'm really not seeing the point. Maybe though if it brings back the 15 cent burger

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by Anonymousreply 37August 12, 2019 1:16 AM

There sure are a lot of nonbinary gray pansexuals on the DL!

by Anonymousreply 38August 12, 2019 1:43 AM

I just had one. It was ok.

by Anonymousreply 39August 12, 2019 2:34 AM

I have sufficient

by Anonymousreply 40August 12, 2019 3:58 AM

How long before they find out that the Impossible Burger is really bad for you due to one of the chemicals in it?

by Anonymousreply 41August 12, 2019 5:41 AM

The Impossible Whopper is PEOPLE!!!

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by Anonymousreply 42August 12, 2019 8:11 AM

But has it cleared the FDA?

by Anonymousreply 43August 12, 2019 8:30 AM

Nasty GMO nightmare food.

by Anonymousreply 44August 12, 2019 9:36 AM

The cost right now is higher because it is more expensive to produce and not as abundant at beef. If it becomes common place it will cost less. FYI I got the impossible burger at Cheesecake Factory last night and it was damn damn good.

by Anonymousreply 45August 12, 2019 1:15 PM

R43 yes it has, the soy hemoglobin or whatever did clear the FDA, as I understand it from the article quoted above.

by Anonymousreply 46August 12, 2019 1:18 PM

R37's price list makes me weep...can you imagine getting a double cheeseburger, fries and a shake for 75 cents?

by Anonymousreply 47August 12, 2019 1:30 PM

R46, LOL at those that really trust the FDA with consumers' health. Buyer beware. I avoid all fast food like the plague. Many cheaper & healthier meals available at ethnic quick serve joints.

by Anonymousreply 48August 12, 2019 5:54 PM

r48 gotta trust something at some point. But my response was for the person who said that it hadn't been approved by the FDA. It has.

by Anonymousreply 49August 12, 2019 6:01 PM

Impossible is a good name for it since it would be impossible to think i would ever eat this shit.

by Anonymousreply 50August 12, 2019 6:04 PM

Remember the FDA approved Oxycontin as a nonaddictive pain killer, nutra sweet that chemically changes to formaldehyde when heated, Olestra, and the all time winner: thalidomide.

If you lobby hard enough and spread around enough cash, the'll approve anything. I'm looking at you Donald Rumsfeld.

I'm not buying it.

by Anonymousreply 51August 12, 2019 6:14 PM

Yes, yes, we know about Nutrasweet and Rumsfeld, but it doesn't mean that everything the FDA approves is bad.

Look at the corruption rates for the US vs. other countries (pre Donald Trump, anyway). The US is structured so it's difficult to be corrupt in the government without it being discovered at some point. Versus somewhere like Russia or a lot of the eastern european states, where corruption abounds.

by Anonymousreply 52August 12, 2019 6:20 PM

Let's just hope there is no Impossible Bowel Movement

by Anonymousreply 53August 12, 2019 6:38 PM

[quote] for the person who said that it hadn't been approved by the FDA. It has.

As if that means anything.

The FDA is now under donald DUMP.

I wouldn't trust a thing that came from that agency.

by Anonymousreply 54August 12, 2019 6:41 PM

r54 welcome to the rest of the thread you haven't read

by Anonymousreply 55August 12, 2019 6:59 PM

Eat an Impossible Whopper, cunt R55.

Hope it clogs your rancid arteries.

by Anonymousreply 56August 12, 2019 7:00 PM

Why do these fake burgers contain so much cheap quality oil? It's certainly not healthy nor really nutritious. Also it's as caloric as beef.

If you're concerned about eating meat it would be healthier & tastier to eat an actual vegetable-bean-nut patty with sauteed garlic and onions now made be a wide variety of restaurants. Recipes are also online but most require a lot of ingredients and prep work.

by Anonymousreply 57August 12, 2019 7:05 PM

r56 you sound hungry and angry. Have you considered eating food?

by Anonymousreply 58August 12, 2019 7:07 PM

r57 the point isn't to make a "healthier" alternative necessarily, it's to replicate the taste so you can have a similar experience without the extras that come with eating meat (cow farts, global warming, etc.) The bean burgers don't taste like real hamburger so that is why they will still only be popular amongst a segment of the population.

by Anonymousreply 59August 12, 2019 7:08 PM

R59, Agreed. I've had vegetarian patty "burgers" that don't taste like beans at all and are really delicious. The best use house made ketchup and fresh roasted garlic & onions.

by Anonymousreply 60August 12, 2019 7:11 PM

Oh, I've had them too, r60, they are good on their own, but you know you're eating a veggie burger because it's not entirely like real meat.

by Anonymousreply 61August 12, 2019 7:18 PM

The texture was good and the taste was just like a regular Burger King patty, in both good and bad ways.

But, I felt bloated for several hours afterwards, no thank you.

by Anonymousreply 62August 12, 2019 7:23 PM

I had one this weekend it was pretty good. Very much like a real burger texture and taste-wise, but obviously not real meat. Felt full after much like a regular fast food burger, so I don't think you're saving much on calories or extra fats/cholesterol.

by Anonymousreply 63August 12, 2019 7:23 PM

We are intended to eat beef. 60 million years of primate evolution has optimized us as carnivores. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

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by Anonymousreply 64August 12, 2019 7:51 PM

Gasp!

by Anonymousreply 65August 14, 2019 3:41 PM
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