Would you fuck Chasten Buttigieg?

I’ve had worse.

I don't fuck married men. I'm not a home wrecker.

I'd like to take that ice cream cone and do things to Beto...

No, but to each their own.

He's cute, and cuter than Pete, who I loathe and won't vote for in the primary. So, yeah.

No, not because I don't find him attractive (he is attractive) but because we're both married to other people.

Hell yeah!

This is why they hate us.

R2 wants you to know that she is very pious and very, very respectable, at all times. 🙏 ✝️ 😇 👼

Pete is much sexier than Chasten.

Chasten's 30 but looks 45. He's propping up an activity as routine as getting an ice cream cone. What is he a 14 year old Valley Girl?

Is he my type? Very much so. Would I fuck him? No.

It’s a no from me, dawg.

Since Chasten Glezman has taken hubby's name, we know he's the bottom.

I like Pete Buttigieg as a candidate. He's intelligent, articulate, and has good ideas. I'm voting for him in the primary, because...omifuckinggod...he's an openly gay man who's running to be president!!!! Never thought that would happen in my lifetime!

Now for the attraction bit...

Pete looks like the Keebler Elf to me. Chasten is plain-looking. I find neither attractive.

That said, what's Pete's butt like? I'm a Butt man. I don't care about the size of a man's Johnson...as long as he can get and stay hard. But a fine-looking, cute butt drives me wild with lust.

Obama had a nice butt. If only Justin Trudeau were American. He has a Prime Grade butt! If Pete or Chasten have cute butts, I'd plow them until the cows came home!

If he wasn't married and available, yes; I'd fuck him right in the buttiegeg.

No.

He desperately needs to ditch those nerd glasses. It completely ruins his appearance.

I don't find him attractive but face down on the bed presenting hole...I'd fuck it.

I think Chasten's cute, and I find the compassionate vibe he gives extremely sexy. I'd top him in a heartbeat.

Chasten's a top.

Um, no. But, I might suck his dick. Maybe finger him for a hot minute. But fuck?

He’d look so much better if he got contacts.

Probably not. They make an average+ beginners of middle age gay couple. They look fine, but for me, no swooning about it

I will vote for Pete in the primary. He is impressive with intellect, communication, and political ideas.

Nah, not my type. I like the darker, moodier-type Pete better.

In my day we'd call someone who looked like Chasten a "cherry boy".

We had a Cherie in my show.

The face I could put up with, but the doughy body is a deal breaker.

The very idea that anyone could think Chasten was the top in that relationship is laughable.

He looks like a bad intimate kisser, but I would fuck him.

You people are hopeless.

Both Pete and Chasten are perfectly fine. I am proud they are so open and seemingly normal.

Neither are tops. They cuddle and jerk each other off with the lights out.

Am I the only one who thinks Pete could do MUCH better?

Chasten is Pete's Karen Pence.

Yes, NOW he could, R34, but at the time that was probably what he could get.

He appears to be losing weight which is impressive because it’s hard to eat healthily when doing a lot of traveling.

I think he's a cutie, so if he wasn't married, yes, definitely.

If he had a bag over his head, yeah, I'd fuck Chasten. Thing is he looks like my neighbor's Boxer dog.

Listen to all you judging like you're Hottie McSixpack.

Fact: if you were, Blanche, ya wouldn't be here.

There's a huge difference between Hottie McSixpack and beast. Thanks, hard pass.

Yes.

he's ugly as fuck you need to stop lmao

Yes.

I like the glasses. I bet he moans nicely. What the hell is Data Lounge? Why am I even posting on a thread like this? Shameless.

He's almost bald at 30, with a shitty body. No thanks.

He's cute in his glasses. Very attractive and sexy man.

There is something very wholesome about them both. Cute couple.

They both look very clean. I like that in a man.

Nice wholesome Midwestern couple. What's not to like?

Fuck No!

He’s too fucking goofy.

[quote] He's almost bald at 30

He's only 30?! I thought he was well into his fifties.

I wanna cuddle with him...

You did not think that, R53. I'm sure you're in your 90s and don't remember what the 50s look like.

LOL

On the DL 30 looks 45 and 60 looks 45.

No, not in a million years

Not with the OP's dick.

I don't see the fat so many are going on about. He just has a full face.

He's got a dad-bod and a five-head. No, I have sufficient.

Completely flat stomach in OP's pic R60. Dad-bod should involve a beer gut or spare tyre I should think.

What's a "five-head"?

Add one to forehead for hair loss. Five head.

I heard she paints. P.U.

He's not attractive by any objective measure, unless "living" and "breathing" are your sole qualifiers.

Most of you commenting here are probably 70 years old with disgusting bodies.

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

But I would fuck Mayor Pete until my dick fell off.

Yes, I would make babies with him.

Does anyone else naturally pronounce that surname as "BUDDY-gig"? Whenever I see it in print that's how I read it.

Does anyone know what that tattoo is on Chasten's arm? Looks like a rainbow flag but it's only three colours.

Apparently it's for JIF (the peanut butter company). I forgot the story, but it has something to do with his family.

Even the tattoo is basic.

R69 You're funny. In my mind, it reads as booty-edge!