Patti Lupone’s Titties

Reductive.

What about her Lupoon?

Oh man, I'm hard as a rock now!

Ain’t nobody ask to see that.

Was it just a DL myth or is it true that the script did not originally include LaPone throwing her tits in his face? I remember reading (probably on DL) that LaPone insisted that her going topless was integral to the scene and that she felt she had to do it as a true artiste, while ignoring Lee's protests that it wasn't necessary.

Did she do full nudity or was it only a Titty LaPorn scene?

How do you like them apples?

Tough titties

They look droopy and shriveled.

They look droopy and shriveled.

"The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons!" -- Ricki Lake

They are perfection itself -As is the scene.

(Trust me, you don't want to bring down the wrath of La LuPone. You should see how she responds to being photographed...)

That reminds me, I have to buy eggs and milk..

EDDIE SABATINI!!!

Is that John Goodman lapping those Lupuppies?

Fried-egg titties turned poached via weight gain.

Thank you. I have affirmed my gay orientation.

Ma!!!

HONK! HONK!

I want a wedding in a big church with HONK HONK and HONK HONK

A lot of ushers in HONK HONK, HONK HONK photographers...

r19 -- I need some context... this looks like Rosie's set. Please tell me Patti went on Rosie and performed a number from Annie Get Your Gun while Bernadette was performing the role on Broadway!!

I actually saw Patti in concert sometime in the late 90s and she was signing autographs after. I wasn't in line, but the area wasn't entirely cut off from the rest of the lobby, so I could hear her interactions with the fans lining up for autographs and to buy CDs and one guy told her he loved her rendition of a song she sang from Annie Get Your Gun that night and told her she'd be a fabulous Annie Oakley. I'll never forget this... she leaned in and said to him in a stage whisper, "well you know who's doing it in New York? BURRN-UHH-DET." She hit a REALLY hard "t" at the end of "Bernadette" and rolled her eyes. LOL.

Here's her "HONK HONK" performance...

LOL, i forgot all about someone describing it as that! (Sometimes DLers can be very witty!)

Gives new meaning to 'flapjacks'. When Kathleen Turner stripped for Broadway, someone hollered 'Put your clothes back on!!!'. With Lupine, someone should've thrown her clothes at her.

Jesus, if that's how horrible her tittays look, I can imagine the state of her lady parts down below. Her husband must be blind.

R19, Patti and Gallagher did AGYG in concert. It was not during Bernadette’s run.

Quite big tits

Who's the guy?

That AGYG stuff is cringeworthy.

She's recently criticized Madonna's Evita, but at least you could understand what Madonna was singing.

Her Annie Get Your Gun stuff was terrrrrrrible.

How hard is proper diction, honestly? Would throwing in some n's and r's really kill ya, Patti?

The woman sounds like she's singing in anaphylaxis.

Does LaPone take her top off and bare her breasts during her live concerts? Does she tell her story about Sunset Blvd for the 10,000th time, whip her tits out, and yell "Suck on these, Andrew Lloyd Webber"?

Does she still snort cocaine before her performances in the legitimate theatre?

Naw, r29. She was done with that by the end of her run in Les Mis.

[quote] Did she do full nudity or was it only a Titty LaPorn scene?

R5 Patti trotted around naked in the original cast of 'Robber Bridegroom'.

She flashed her boobies in many productions,. often unplanned. Apparently it was a huge problem on the set of "Life Goes On"... poor Corky...

Is that Corky in the pic? I must have missed that episode.

Titty LaPorn should pitch the musical version of Basic Instinct to producers with her in the Sharon Stone role. The crossing and uncrossing of her legs scene can be her big musical number. She can tap dance while showing her beaver.

Recent photo of Patti's mommas...

^ Is that Ethyl Merman's necklace, as well?

What's the deal with Patti's husband? Gay diva-lover who closed his eyes, thought of Kevin Kline and somehow impregnated her? Or straight and blind?

Poor Spike Lee having to direct that scene.

To go from Rosie Perez's lovely breasts to those sagging balloons, give him the Best Director Award already dammit.

R38, I get the feeling Patti would have offered to do the full monty and begged Spike Lee for a scene showcasing her LuPoon. She's a raging narcissist.

What a hot bitch. No wonder David Corenswet wanted to eat her snatch in Hollywood.

How does a breast look like it's already in one of those mammogram machines when it isn't?

And though she's on bottom, she's resisting lying flat on her back...to prevent them from flattening and sliding down to the side. Awkwardly holding her back up keeps them perked up. And he's awkwardly going out of his way to not obstruct the camera's view of that one.

This is almost as bad as when director Barbra forced the camera to linger on her disgustingly long fingernails in the Prince of Tides.

Has it really come to this? Have we really sunk this low?

R43 = Patti's Tits today.

Has LuPone ever done a nude scene on the stage? Did she strip when she played Madame Rose? Did she scream "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" to Gypsy Rose Lee and stand there completely naked?

^^ Yes, Rose, she has done all of those. While tap dancing and making fresh meat pies!