Whore names

Melania

Courtney.

Chastity

Dylan

Madison

Casey , Haylee

Ivanka

Savanah

Caitlyn

Pretty much anything where -lee or -lynn/-linn is attached.

Micaela

esscuse me that's Mikaeyla!

Hannah

Jordan/Jordynn

Destinee.

Kelly

Sara

Ivanka

You mean names of current whores, or names being given to babies right now that will someday be whore names?

R16 I’m guessing current whores (like in their 20’s/early 30’s) since only the future will tell what names given now will become whores.

[quote]Chastity

Or Chasity (minus a necessary T)

Sheila

Anna Nicole

Brandy, Remy, Tequila, Bailey, Kahlua and other names taken off bottles of booze. The poor girls don't have a chance.

Brooke Lynne

Christopher (rarely Chris), Alexander or Alex, Joshua or Josh), Nicholas or Nicky), Brock, Daniel (never shortened), Tyler, Joe, Brandon, Jimmy, Ryan, Zach (never Zachary) Tony or Anthony, Cody, Ben, Eric

Sinthia

Chanelle

Asia

Silk

Mystique

Harlow

Paris

Coco

Nori

Casey. Always a Casey. Classic yet so today.

Kourtney

Khloe

Kim

Kendall

Kylie

Angelique never goes out of style as a whore name

Brittney, Tiffany

Maddy/Madison

Amber

Jamie

Taylor

Carly

Girl/Boy names:

Taylor, Cameron, Evan, Ricky, Bailey, etc

For the gay whores: Jaxon/Jaxsyn/Jaxn

Amber Shelley Terra

I can't imagine an 80-year-old woman named Misty, Brandy or Stormy. It's coming in the next two or three decades.

Skylar

Stormy

Lexie

Starr

Ashleigh

Colton

Lauren Sanchez

Indigo

Mahogany

Foxxy

R34 yeah but just think

there was once a time when people couldn't imagine an old lady named "Betsy" or "Missy" and names like that were considered cool/sexy. These days those are old gal names

Charisma

The thing with whore names is that they're not the same as names associated with lower socioeconomic classes. Whore names have to do with the person thinking what types of things or names that are are high class. That or they pick names that have obvious sexual connotations.

Stormi, aka Mama

North, aka Mama

Chicago, aka Mama

True, aka Mama

Dream, aka Mama

Has anyone ever actually been named Jolene?

Names from country songs always sound like pole dancing, Tennessee trash.

Anything with two syllables that ends in "leen".

OP is trans as well as the person in the pic.

Translene?

I beg your pardon, R44.

Dolly said she met a little girl named Jolene and was inspired to use the name in her song. Also Cheyenne is a total whore name.

Matt Sanchez

Now THAT'S a whore name!

Alam

melania

[quote] Also Cheyenne is a total whore name.

Ahem.

Bristol

Darla

Ivanka

“Fancy” is sweating like a dropped rattlesnake during a Pentecostal praise dance, waiting to be resurrected in 2020.

R54 slightly unrelated, but over a decade ago when Sarah P. first came on the scene and it was revealed she had a daughter named Bristol, everyone I knew in the medical field was highly amused.

In the medical world, the Bristol scale is a diagnostic scale used to measure the appearance and consistency of shit. No joke. Too bad nobody told Sarah that...

Asia, China

Belle Watling

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, Phil.

I recently met a 20s girl who claimed her real name was Elektra. I asked if I could see an ID but she refused and still insisted her real name was Elektra bc part of her family was Greek. Bet she made it up bc it sounds cooler on her social media and people immediately ask her about it.

Kate Middleton

Fuglicia

Spazetta

Alabama.

JonBenét.

Cassidy

Dakota

Tracy Turnblad

Emmie Slattery.

Schotzy

Candace always becomes Candi

Alexis always becomes Lexi

Nicole always becomes Nikki

Gina becomes Gigi

Stormy becomes Stormi

Tiana becomes Titti, ah nah, Tiana's a definite ho name

Classy parents who want classy daughters always go for the Megan (not Meghyn), Lauren (not Lauryn), and Caitlin (not Kaytlyn)

Sierra

Bree

Brianna

Jenna

Ashlynn

Michelle

R71 you mean Ciara

or Cierra

or Cyara

Trixie

Mary of Magdala.

Angelina

Suga

Elizabeth

Margaret

Catherine

Meghan

Beatrice

Natasha

Marya

Helene

Sonya

M'shell

Eleanor

Irene

Barbara

Martha

Blanche

Gertrude

Mavis

Myrtle

Senikah

Nevaeh

McKenzie

Amber

R58, apparently people were also amused by the fact she named her son Trig, because Down’s syndrome is sometimes called Trisomy G aka Trig Babies. She essentially named her child a slur.

^ It's actually some Norse/Aryan-adjacent bullshit.

Bessie

Fannie

Gladys

Hortense

Ida

Yetta

Payjhe (pronounced like “page”)

I think some are confusing whore names with lower-class names, they're not the same.

If "Zach" is a whore name R23, then you're in luck.

Because I'd gather somewhere north of 25% of guys my age are named "Zach"

Add in a couple of your other choices-- Alex, Josh, Ben and Ryan--and you're probably up to around 50% of men between the ages of 20 and 40.

("Zach" is what "Mike" or "Steve" was to Generation Eldergay)

R58 and R84 Sarah did OK naming her oldest son Track, because he seems on-track for prison. And another daughter is named Piper after a Piper Cub airplane Todd used to own (probably for coke runs)

Is Piper kind of a whore name? Like say for someone working in a strip club near the Alaska Pipeline.

The person in OP's pic sure has an ugly nose to be showcasing it with a nose ring.

Orgasma

Rusty

Woozie

J-Lo.

ShaDynasty

Shayla Oblique Pennywise Logorrhea Mensa Rudimentary

A woman on an episode of House Hunters named her daughter Taighler and her daughter was in college so there’s hope for her.

Michelle Visage

Down Syndrome is Trisomy 21, as in an extra 21 chromosome (Tri = 3).

There is no G in Trisomy 21.

Jane

Elizabeth

Mary

Kitty

Lydia

Charlotte

Emily

Anne

Alex Forrest

Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson.

melania, ivanka, marla, ivana, tiffany

Sharpay

Shasta

Slutia, Slutette, Whoriana, Harlotta, Concubinia, Prostitutie, Hookerina, Bimboa

Brianna

Jessa

Amber

Destiny

Jemm

Men: Justin

Women: Monica

R96 I love that episode.

Misty

Candy, Candi, and Brandy for the win.

All the booze names qualify: Brandy, Sherry, Chardonnay and Champagne.

Gloria

Ghislaine

Muriel.

Sytraline

Savannah, Brianna, Chanel, Mia, Riley Liam, Devin, Jackson, Caden

Hailee

Jezebel

Ruby

Jordana or Jordanah

Roxy

Felicia

Tabitha

Faith, Charity, Chastity, Hope, Mercy, ... any pious sounding name that nevertheless conjures the image of jail-bait in school uniform, biting her lip and twirling her hair.

Gurleen

Elizabeth

Duchess of sussex!

Kim

Kortney

Klohe

Kylie

kendall

Kris

Caitlyn

Giselle

Jizzelle

GiGi

HooHa

Autumn

Savannah

Isla

Zara

Mia

Lena

Anonymous

Chicago Cum Dump!

Valtrexia

Penicillinique

Dayenelle

Muriel

Linda Kolkena. Though to be honest, she was more of a slut.

^^^ Well we all knew Dan/Stephen liked 'em young. Really young.

Windsor

biggest whores in the world

R139 it is Wrigleyville Cumdump

Rita, as in Rita Whora

Ghislaine

Chantelle.

As an aside, how do you pronounce Chantal, the original name? Is it "shawn-TAL"?

Persephone

I saw the end credits in a porno where several of the gals had names that absolutely fell into that category. My favorite having been :

Cunt # 1

Bailey (or better yet, variations like Bailee)

Malia

Dawn

Desiree

Tifny

Mariposa

Shondra

Melanja

Caressa. There's a total lower-class, white-trash cunt in my neighborhood who is named Caressa. Yeah, caress THIS, bitch!

Coffy

If she had TB you could call her Coughie.

Makeena

Dorit

Tawny

For a black whore, Darkeen.

Trump

Bianca, Lana, Ilana

Fantine

Pantene.

Paris

Anastasia

Noelle

Nikki

Kitty

Sienna

Anjelica!

Reggie

Clytemnestra

Mandy

Olga

J'mayka

Carli, Carly, Carlee

Synfully D'lishuss

Jack. He's a protitution whore.

Fudgenilla

Fresca

Francesca... especially if she's fond of drinking Fresca

Sexca

Miss Stevia Honey Sugar

Freesia

Shitead.

Pronounced, of course:

She-tay-ed

Virginia Burns, Caramel Delight, Sodomous Sally, Crackpipe Corina, Firesnatch Serena

Sal

We have a lot of male strippers in my city, and their stripping names usually sound like trendy children's names (Brady, Jordan, Holton, Jaxxon, Kai) or are ridiculous names that sound like they are American Gladiators (Steel, Turbo, Ares, Apollo).

Peach

I see a bad future for any girl with a place for a name: Scotland, Ireland, India, China, Brooklynn, London etc...

...Samoa

Mary, that unwed whore. Angel my ass.

Why, r189? Ireland Baldwin is now a successful model.

Haliparot

R192 Melania was a model too.

I named my daughter La Dynasty — do not call her LADY NASTY!!!

Kayla is a very popular name today and the girls who have it aren't whorish.

^sounds like something the moms thought was unique and “classy” but is anything but

The most common names are Kayla, Abby, Kaitlyn and Madison. When I'm in doubt about a name, I guess one of those and I am usually right.

What about boys names, teach?

Devon

Traneesha

[quote]What about boys names, teach?

All of them.

Katie, Lucy, Maggie, Igraine...

Tartalina... not to be confused with Tortellini.

Crystal. Or is that more Gen-X? Whichever era, it’s trashy. ESPECIALLY if spelled “Krystal.”

For a guy, Giovanni. It's a trashy Italian name -- supposedly the Italian equivalent of John but think more along the lines of Justin.

r199 Who doesn't know a cum dump named Ryan?

Penelope

La Toya

needs to go back on the stroll

Dustin is the ultimate millennial male white trash whore name. Not sure about the current Gen Z whore generation?

E210. Jaxon or any variation of it

Terfanya

Vanity

Twennidollah

Misty, Mandy, Tina, Starr, Krystal

Trigonometra

Shark

Bee

Is Giovanni a slutty name though, R206?

Klamidia, Kayla, Kylah, Koryell, Kampala, Krustina

Churly

Grizelda

Jussie

Aaron, if they are from Peoria.

Eric

Sunny

Cloudy

Misty

Rain

Storm

Weather forecast names are WHORES!

[quote]Weather forecast names are WHORES!

Don't forget Hailey!

Naztee

Do these categories seem reasonable? Most of these have been mentioned, but I’m aggregating. I think there are nice names in some of these categories, but it’s red flag territory.

1. Place names. Brooklyn, Ireland, Savannah, Chicago, etc.

2. Unisex names. Taylor, Bailey, Harper, etc.

3. Any version of Caitlyn, Kylie or Brianna.

4. Booze names. Tequila, Chardonnay, etc.

5. Anything with a y that is not the final letter. Bryanna, Kylie, Lynda, etc.

6. Holiday or season names. Christmas, Summer, Winter, Arbor Day, etc.

7. Anything over two syllables, unless it’s a legit “foreign” name consistent with the family’s original place of origin. Tiffany, Chardonnay, Anastasia, Madonna, Beyoncé, Alexandra, Jacqueline, etc.

9. Anything religious that isn’t also very common. Madonna, Jezebel, etc.

8. Anything that the date of birth marks as homage to a female celebrity or fictional character of that era. Brooke (1980’s), Whitney (1990’s), Beyoncé (naughts), Marilyn (1950’s), etc.

Oops, plus weather - that’s a good one!

R218, I have a distant cousin named Giovanni who has kids with three different baby mommas, so yes, slutty and prone to trouble is appropriate. Giovannis are always trouble.