Brigitte Macron underwent "3 hour cosmetic surgery" recently

Like Melania, she had her kidneys done.

Lol YES

Probably a forehead lift--notice the absence of wrinkles in the right side photo.

She should've done something about that weird nose thing she has going on.

She's delightful. I would admire her in a US/France wife swap.

She looks like merde.

She had her pussy ironed.

She's delicious.

r3 The photo on the right was taken three days before the surgery.

She had “Beard” tattooed on her pussy.

She reminds me of Meghan Markle that same maniacal fake smile. She looked pretty decent for an elderly woman I bet she’s going to look like crap when she comes back.

I’m in the minority, but I think she’s very cute

She had her eyeballs blackened and her dentures whitnened.

She had her kidneys done.

Apparently by pulling them through her nose and repairing things with papier-mâché using a photo of Katherine Helmond in "Brazil" for a guide.

That hideously destroyed nose. With cunt-pad wings.

Labia tuck and vaginal 'freshening'

[quote]Probably a forehead lift--notice the absence of wrinkles in the right side photo.

A forehead lift would require stitches and at least a couple days in the hospital. I guess botox.

[quote]Probably a forehead lift--notice the absence of wrinkles in the right side photo.

A forehead lift would require stitches and at least a couple days in the hospital. I guess botox.

Mastopexy (breast uplift surgery) takes around 3 hours. This would be age appropriate for Madame.

She move likes an 80-year-old woman. Why even bother at this point?

I knew I'd seen Madame Macron's smile somewhere.

She's not 80?

“First lady spent two days after operation recovering at the Lantern in Versailles”

This explains why she looked like a jack o'lantern.

La Lantern is the mini-palace hunting lodge at the disposal of the French President. Sort of like a Camp David - not far from Paris.

The summer house is Fort de Brégançon.

She’s wearing a wig, right? If so, they look excellent.

She’s a pedophile.

I saw her that one time, she was bleeding badly from a face-lift. She insisting on kissing me on the cheek, I said no!

if she'd been a male teacher who 'fell in love' with a teenage girl, he'd be in jail.

Macron's parents were going to go to the police about Brigitte's "obsession with the under-age Emmanuel", but, in the end, they decided against it. It helped that Brigitte was from a well-known, wealthy family. Instead, his parents shipped Emmanuel off to Paris when he was 17. Brigette, age 42 , followed right behind him.

Holy shit, r29

So, too much filler?

I dunno. But she needs a refund.

Vivez vous sur une île déserte, R30?

You guys know the reason why E Macron didn't wait until 2022 to have a go at the presidency was that his mate Brigitte felt her face would be looking way too old by then. True story.

Bernadette Chirac née Chodron de Courcel was the last first lady with any class. D'accord Carla Gilberta Bruni Tedeschi hailed from the Turin industrial gratin and can be classy but she's also a libertine glamorpuss, a top model and fame whore who fucked everyone including a number of men who were not hers to fuck with.

I didn’t realize she was wearing a wig.

R35 The last first lady with any class was Danielle Mitterrand, who held her head up high at the funeral of her husband, François, despite the presence of his mistress of 30 years Anne Pingeot and their daughter Mazarine.

Her wigs are awful, too blonde and dried-out but most importantly her wigs look too obviously wig-like. She probably got a lower blepharoplasty and mid-facelift. Even with those, she still looks decrepit. She'd look younger if she ditch those wigs and not cake on foundation makeup with a trowel.

Wigs? I'd love to see what her real hair looks like.

Tan Mom hair.

I love me some Brigitte Macron.... she's flyer than Melania. But like someone upthread said, we need a wife swap.

When women get that filler shit overdone, you see weird dimples and lines elsewhere. Like her nose situation. That is due to fillers. Same with Ramona's collapsed nostril. SJP has it too.

Plastic surgery--even extensive facial surgery taking hours,--does not require hospitalization. You can go home the same day. Recovery time is relatively quick compared to other surgeries because there is not a lot of soft tissue healing involved. You could have swelling but would look relatively normal in a few weeks.

What are those wings on the sides of her nose? Something she didn't get to yet or something she paid to put in?

r44: Those are called W-R-I-N-K-L-E-S. People get lines in different places as they age. You will find out. Anyway, I think she's a very cute lady for her age. Very girlish looks. My mother had a much younger second husband (not my father) and she had several facelifts. Anybody who can afford it should do what they want to look young I say. Plus Brigitte is in the public eye, probably for the rest of her life, so she has a duty to her public (LOL).

Sorry R45, I should have also said, I think she's lovely and charming and I wish we had a first lady like her. I rushed with my post. It's just that there are two things women have on their faces these days that I didn't see until recently: the nose wings and the horizontal line above their lips, just under their noses. I thought they might be plastic surgery tells.

Ugly or not, I kind of respect these cougars like her and Sam Taylor-Johnson who scoop up young hot men and marry them. They see a hot piece of ass and take it.

Could we see an example of these nose rings on another rich lady, please? Thanks.