Happy birthday Nolan Funk!

Feels like he's been around forever. Thought he was closer to 40.

I keep confusing him with his younger version, Aaron Holliday, who was on Sharp Objects.

I thought Aaron was the guy in the second season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel but I see now it was actually Nolan. Holy shit, I couldn't keep my eyes off him, he was so magnetic.

He’s dreamy but I’m afraid he’s pigeonholed to pretty boy bit roles.

I thought he was going to have a bigger part in Maisel. He looked amazing in those shorts

Has he come out yet?

Someone needs to get him a role where he goes full frontal stat.

Come on Nolan, you know you want to immortalize on screen that nice piece of meat between your legs.

R7, well, he did this in the movie with Lindsay Lohan & James Deen:

Oh trust me I'm well are of that scene r8, but it's not a full frontal. I'm sure Nolan would be willing if the role presented itself, I mean he used to be a damn good dancer.

He's boring. You could find cuter, hotter, and more charismatic guys at a Wisconsin Wal-Mart.

There are no hot people in a Walmart r10.

There's no hot guy in this thread either.

No guy is ever hot enough for some of you bitches, R12.

Has he had a single role since his Glee days that didn't require borderline nudity?

But has he ever shown his ass?

Is this Nolan Funk from the Newark Funks?

Will Nolan funk me if I give him $200?

Horrible, horrible name.

R19 forgive him, he’s Canadian.

I reckon Nolan Funk should change his name to "Holin' Funk".

Nolan making the audience faint by speaking French:

r6 Who is he dating?

His IG:

Sexy bro

Modeling for Versace:

^ Why is so aggressive in that picture? Is that supposed to make him attractive or masculine?

NAKED ASS:

Here's a video clip of him banging a girl in the t.v. series "She's Gotta Have It":

R28, you act like you’re from another planet or another century. Stop acting dumb

Have we seen Nolan Funk's funky penis yet?

I haven’t, and it’s not what I care about. He’s hot

I haven’t, and it’s not what I care about. He’s hot

What do you mean by "funky", R31? Uncut?

I was speaking 'Jive talk', R34. We appreciate all sorts.

He may be cut. A lot of English Canadian guys, particularly those born in the 1980's like Nolan, are cut.

It's French Canadian guys (eg. Justin Trudeau) who are usually uncut.

He is uncut, c'mon the guy used to be a gogo dancer, people are familiar with his dick.

R37, are you saying there are reports describing his dick from those days?

His dick even made Willam's book (from Drag Race)

Link please, R39.

I googled it to try to find the link same as you could've y'know, but here you go

Looks like the url was too long to go into the DL box.

https://books.google.com/books?id=bg9GDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT370&lpg=PT370&dq=willam+nolan+gerard+funk&source=bl&ots=y_q-RLzL-e&sig=ACfU3U0yuO6ZWO9oejooZ94p0SNVYO_xZA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5hpmNvdvjAhXxYN8KHfgxAAYQ6AEwFXoECAoQAQ#v=onepage&q=willam%20nolan%20gerard%20funk&f=false

Perez also talked about it back in the day

[quote]“Nolan went by the name of JT,” says a very well-places sourced. “He has a giant uncut cock!”

Thanks, R42.

So according to a source of Perez Hilton, Nolan has “a giant uncut cock".

Nolan posted this today:

He’s booking recurring roles, so his career could be worse. When he starts showing up exclusively in Canadian productions, you’ll know his career is in trouble. Right now, he doesn’t seem to do any filming in Canada, which is a good sign.

he is a talented and awesome guy. one of the best new actors. he will be big, cause he is!

best to u man!

R45, Canadian television is not so bad.

A lot of television shows are produced in Canada, and many actors get their start there. A lot of American and European actors work in Canada, too. And because of Quebec an the French language, it also offers opportunities for French-speaking actors.

And many American shows are filmed in Canada. The Toronto Film Festival also has more prestige than it used to.

He is a terrific guy. super kool

Agree with R45. Shows like Arrow and even Deadpool was filmed in Canada. Wouldn’t consider it a barometer of popularity.

R45 was referring to Canadian TV, Canadian productions.

Which yes is absolutely a sign your career isn't going well if you have to start doing those rather than American productions.

Nolan's hot I love this man.

Tons of non-American movie stars have started in their home countries, r50. Don't be daft.

You are being daft r52. Starting out your career somewhere has nothing to do with returning there.

Did he do private meetups when he was working as a gogo dancer?

If you are rich enough I'd imagine you could arrange a private meet up now r54.

[quote]“Nolan went by the name of JT,” says a very well-places sourced. “He has a giant uncut cock!”

^ Anyone follow up on this report by Perez Hilton that Nolan has a "giant uncut cock"?

Beautiful, but only from the neck down.

He's a German citizen. Uncut.

Follow up r56? I don't know what you mean but there are many accounts, as I mentioned earlier in the thread Willam even mentions how hung he was in her book.

But born in Canada, R58. A lot of Canadian celebrities are snipped (eg. Ryan Reynolds, Jason Priestley, Justin Bieber).

Most likely uncut but a close call. British Columbia, 1986.

No longer covered by public insurance in 1984. 1992-1993 rate was 20% in British Columbia.

If I had to bet, uncut.

Yeah, R61. Canada used to have a higher circ rate a few decades ago, particularly for English Canadian boys. French Canadian boys (eg. Justin Trudeau) are usually uncut.

But in Nolan's case he is uncut, according to the reports posted above by Perez Hilton.

I'm thinking uncut, 9" hard, thick, hairless including the balls.

[quote]Willam even mentions how hung he was in her book.

Is there an excerpt of the book online?

I explained earlier in the thread you could find it with a google search but the link is too long to share, but I will help you lazy bitches out. Here ya go r65.

An account from "The Canyons" about his big dick

I hate the pic at R27. Vulgar and unkind.

Thought he was a kick in "The Canyons", though Lohan tried to get him booted from day one. He has some off scenes but mostly is appealing.

Just started watching "The L Word" and could not believe it was him in the van picking up Jenny after her aborted honeymoon. Looks nothing like him now. Surgery?

Well the L Word appearance was 15 years ago r70.

Usually reports of big dicks are rumors, but in Nolan's case it seems well-documented.

Perez Hilton & Willam Belli have both said that Nolan has a big one, so that certainly gives the reports more credence than what people usually say about male celebs.

I want him

So far, for whom has he put out? 💦🍑🍆👄

Not a single relationship he has acknowledged publicly r77.

Take that as you will...

Nolan being heterosexual

R77 & R78, a few of the posters on the Nolan thread at LPSG claim he is gay and that he's been with guys.

who?

saw him in the Canyons, the kinda porno with Lindsay lohan and porn god James deen. Nolan was Hot

Anyone see him when he was a gogo boy? big dik? thx

The Canyons was terrible but Deen really got my attention. Sleaze-bucket hotness.

R69 I agree with you.

deen's ass hole is real sweet to suk

Agreed with above. Not a great face.

R69 & R85, what's so vulgar about the pic at R27?

The gesture is vulgar.

This article tells us it's not appropriate if you're advertising VERY expensive clothing.

I think you're reading too much into it. It's just an underwear shoot.

This man hates us.

His brainless, ugly face shows nothing but contempt.

Hates us? He's rumored to be a fellow gay.

But I guess you're referring to the body language in the photo.

It's been standing practice for decades that millennial waiters and male models must display Resting Bitch Face towards their customers.

Actors, too. I gave up on Jack Quaid in a hurry. I hate that "fuck you" shit.

Nolan can sit on my face and eat his cake too

R95, here's Nolan's butt for you:

And here:

^ Skinny shanks

Video clip of his naked ass in motion:

how many producers and directors were lucky enuf to suk on that hot asshole of his??

New shirtless pic today:

I know him. Not gay, but gay-friendly. He gets upset if you call him a model, he’s really into his acting career. He’s a bit defensive about it.

Basically nice, but he’s definitely full of himself. I can’t imagine what it would do to your mind to grow up that beautiful.

Given his age, and his ongoing lack of a girlfriend, I'm not convinced he's straight.

He gets defensive about being called a model r102?

Girl, he is a former sex worker. Model is a step up.

I think he has a boyfirend.

Any details about who he is, R105?

Boyfriend or just a sugar daddy?

Boyfriend or just a sugar daddy?

[quote]Given his age, and his ongoing lack of a girlfriend, I'm not convinced he's straight.

You forgot: His looks, his body and YOUR desire to fuck him.

lol

How much he charging lately for ass eating?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Dang son

bump.

I wonder who bankrolled him...

If he was going to drop one of his three names for his career, it should have been "Funk." "Nolan Gerard" sounds more bankable.

He's in the first episode of HBO Max's THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT starring Kaley Cuoco and Michiel Huisman. The episode is available for free on Youtube.

Bump