Is Simon Rex gay?

Gay eyes and lips.

Also had a YouTube thing with Nick Swardson, who used to be funny but seems like a bloated alcoholic closet case now

He was on that Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood tour at Charlie's peak of crazy. I always wondered if he and Charlie were fucking...

I think he might be down to fuck anything. He went on a date with Meghan markle a few years back and there was some article about him making out w her and he says he didn’t get a second date because his breath smelled like garlic. I will find it

He fucked a female friend of mine. She said he was sweet but just an ok lay.

He was living with a girl at the time he did the jerk off videos in his twink days.

He was fucking hilarious in Scary Movie 3.

small peen

It's funny that MTV dumped him after the jerk off videos came out and now they would be promoting that shit all over the place.

He needs to shave his bush.

He’s still trying to make it as a rapper. He’s not exactly a catch.

True, R9.

It was a big deal in those days, but now all male celebrities do jerk off videos.

I just watched his solo on pornhub. Fairly thick dick. Likes to play with his balls. Thick bush.

Yeah, his cock looks decent size. Not sure why someone above said it was small.

Nice Jewish boy with a kosher cock.

Amusing that about every 2 years, DL tries to make a Simon Rex thread happens.

And it always just sort of.....peters out.

When he was a beautiful twink he asked if he could make love to me. I said not without a wedding ring, so I am now Mrs. Simon Rex.

Best fuck of my life and I got a hot husband out of it.

Why the fuck do retarded gays think every man must be homosexual?

More sexy gifs!

Are you on the wrong forum, R22?

nice bush

Yeah, the reason he has a nice bush is because it was shot in the days before the unfortunate bush shaving trend we have today.

Ohh this guy, good memories! Did he had an Mtv show or something? I don't know if gay but he sure looks like a straight guy who would fuck a man while being drunk. If he's still single on his 40's he might be romantically unstable or drug/sex addict.

If that were the case, he'd have done full on sex in a porno. He didn't.

I love his pornstar name

I love his bush. What is he doing btw?

Was his porn career before or after MTV?

^ Way before

Isn’t it he’s watching a gay porn in one of his jo videos? I thereby declare - he gay!

Classic.

He’s been on a Vice channel show “Action Bronson and Friends watch Ancient Aliens” that’s playing right now. He is a lot like Ryan Philipe, in that they both have this urban/hip-hop front that they put up because they were too pretty when younger and wanted to appear more “hard.”

I’d never seen this but it’s a fat, chef guy getting high with lots of D-Listers like Simon Rex and watching old episodes of Ancient Aliens a la Mystery Science Theater. Tiffany “New York” Pollard is on tonight.

His cock was not cut out for porn.

Looks like a nice cock to me, R40.

The mohel did a good job.

I just came across his jerk off video a couple of hours ago and decided I'd spank to it for the first time in a decade. And now this thread gets bumped. Spooky.

I've seen him out and about a few times, always with much younger women

He still has an amazing body.

He's looking a little bit beat, but I would do him in a second.

I fyou're going to show pics of him jerking off, at least include one of the cum shot . . .

Simon has always had this dirty bad boy thing going on, which is exactly what I fall for.

R13 & R42, he did more than one video, so you might be able to find the others.

He did 3 total, not that I had them saved to a DVD or anything...

Smelling cookies

He looked good when he was young. He looks kinda spooky now.

r48 Yes, I downloaded the pack.

He’s morphing into Jon Stewart.

Do you think he has a clean hole?

I'd perform analingus on him, for sure.

I have to admit, he's a pretty hot daddy.

Which " pack", R52?

Interesting little bit of information from his wiki:

[quote] As Three Loco the group teamed up with producer Diplo and released the group’s eight-song EP on Diplo’s Mad Decent label.

Someone just started a thread today about Diplo coming out as "gay."

I'm shocked that his net worth is estimated at $3,000,000.

For doing what???

R58 those sites are never accurate. And for someone who has worked consistently for 20 years, that's not an insane amount of cash.

R58, as Bill Maher said, those sites often list people as having much more money than they actually do.

[quote]Why the fuck do retarded gays think every man must be homosexual?

He used to go to his house to watch porn and jerk off with a gay man. What is not gay about that ??

Then: yummy.

Now: meh.

Hot then and Now.

R504 I'd say no. He farts a lot. He has recorded himself farting many times and posted it online (a comp of some linked below). I don't think he's gay. Just an straight, immature fratboy who's never grown up.

Isn't that like a fetish, r68?

He had a super hot ass back in the day.

R68 Nice.

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I’m sure he got serviced off camera.

The photographer looks like he tried, R78:

That Tasmanian Devil tattoo is so early nineties it’s quaint in a way.

R68 that is SO disgusting.

His asshole must reek, and I'll bet that he has probably sharted before, as well.

Any hotness that I thought he had, has completely disappeared.

Is water wet?

As creepy as the director guy is in those videos, that series is actually really hot because it was completely real unlike most of the staged stuff that followed although some of the "dialogue" is cringe worthy when the straight guy is clearly uncomfortable with the pervy questions....But it can also be really hot when the straight guy turns out to be not so straight after all...

That is a HORRIBLE nose job!