Long rumoured Hollywood closet case Jake Gyllenhaal says he realises he wants to have children one day

To me, he's become tiresome. He was adorable once, years ago, and made some good movies back then. No matter if he's gay or straight, that performance in Velvet Buzzsaw was bizarre.

It is weird to me he is so handsome when he doesn't look like anyone else. Most handsome guys look like other handsome guys.

His agent deserves a raise.

When did she get butthole eyes?

Cynic! r3

Handsome? He looks like a real slob. Smelly.

Be kind and don't! They might turn out to look as ugly as his sister.

We'll never know how she actually became a (B) star.

Toothy Tile

he can breed me and maybe i'll conceive

A kind generous offer r10 !

Jakey, you gotta fuck a woman other than that slag you were dating 20 years ago to have a kid. So, looks like you'll have to adopt.

He'll go the route of Ronaldo. A single father.

narcissism personified

r13 Surely that would be equal to basically outing himself?

Maybe he can pay Irina Shayk big $$$$ to have his baby

He can try keeping his legs closed after sex. Maybe he’ll get pregnant.

I volunteer to be the sperm donor. Cheerfully. You know we all need to give back, and I’m a giver!

He should just mary Andy Cohen. Done.

Whatever he does, he better do it soon. He's 38 years old. If he wants to see the kid grown up, he needs to act on this very soon.

I don't know what these people think parenting is. You squirt it out, give it an embarrassing name and then become a caretaker to an invalid for 30 years.

Being around kids is like being stuck with a bunch of dumb people. So depressing.

I think they're trying to grow their own friends. Or re-live their youthful glory days.

He has nothing to lose by coming out.

His career is pretty much in the shitter, and he's getting old.

Come out, adopt or hire a surrogate, and live an honest life.

I don't understand what's so hard about this.

That is an underclass perspective r19. People like Jake and I squirt it out and then have people who take care of it.

[quote]He's 38 years old. If he wants to see the kid grown up, he needs to act on this very soon.

Most people live past their mid fifties nowadays r18.

You are so literal, R22.

Yeah the have a kid "one day" language sounds weird when you are 38, it's the thing someone says at 24.

Jake is still handsome and I love his fuzzy body, but yes it would be nice if he came out.

Jake Gyllenhaal is looking more and more simian as he gets old.

I hate him

Very true r26, noticed that as well.

What's with the new French beard? She looks all of 17 years old. Just weird either way gay or straight.

Jakey should just wait a few years. He'll be in proper gay daddy territory and trust me on this - he'll have all the "sons" he could possibly want.

Voila. Problem solved. He'll have children.

He's looking more and more likely a sexy Jew which is fine by me. I love the Semitic type. That being said a hetero would be married with a child by now. And most straight men don't reference Broadway when describing why they want children.

He's excellent in his current Broadway show--moves between comedy and tragedy well.

isn't he at a good moment in his career? idk working with marvel sings like a huge deal $$$$$$

Uh, he wasn't given a franchise at Marvel. He guest starred in one film.

Marvel is also notoriously cheap I believe.

[quote]We'll never know how she actually became a (B) star.

People may make fun of Maggie's looks but nobody makes fun of her acting because she's actually really good at it.

Jake says he realised his deep desire to become a gay bottom after playing one in Brokeback Mountain.

That's the moment? It wasn't the zen moment when he realized he knew what the sound of one hand clapping was?

Doesn’t he already have a bunch of kids with Austin?

Incredible actor with a poor agent. He should have an Oscar for night crawler but his team sucks. Heard he’s being courted for Bobby in a Company film and all I can do is laugh

He was really lovers with Heath Ledger. Maybe that was the love of his life. I got the vibe that Ledger was only kind of bi and made an exception for Jakie Poo.

R40, what evidence is there that Heath was ever into Jakey Poo or guys?

My eyes, summer of 2005, in Saint-Tropez.

Lots of gay guys want to have children. His statement means nothing.

I tried to watch "Prince of Persia," thinking it might be a Maria Montez movie, only with Jake. Absolutely, totally unwatchable.

This has nothing to do with his desire to have a kid, but at least it's more interesting.

Jake ain't pretty anymore like she was in "Corn-hole Mountain".

He was a cute young man with some talent. He looked like a less damaged Robert Downey Jr. They both lost their charm. Jake even more so than Robert, who at least seems like he might produce some manic gristly fun still.

R18-Gyllenhaal is 38 years old-BIG DEAL. That BUTTLESS LIVE LIPPED LIZARD-Mick Jagger had a kid at 72 years old!

Did Mick still splooge quality dna? Are any of his later in life spawn retards?

Sorry for the mistake- I meant to write buttless LIVER lipped lizard.

Kind of a rough 38, but I'd still suck his cock, I bet it's nice.

How strong were the rumours of jake and heath? I need more tea of them.

How do you possibly deduce that his career is in the shitter, R20? He starred in one of the biggest films of the year (Spider-Man: Far From Home, since you seem to be unaware) and has been doing theatre on Broadway. He has worked pretty much steadily since he broke out in Donnie Darko.

If he ever wants to try for a baby sometime I'll happily donate.