Crazy manhunt underway in Canada.

Modern day Fugate and Starkweather

Weird story. It will be interesting to see how it plays out. I'm in Nanaimo, about half an hour from the two teens' home town. The Island in general has always produced a lot of weird people, and has a history of terrible sociopathic kids suddenly doing insane, violent shit like this. Kids these days are fucking creepy.

[R3] Why do you think?

I think I saw this movie before . . .

R3, I thought the Island was becoming more progressive and less right-wing?

Eg. Green Party MPs, NDP MP's, etc.

Leopold & Loeb

And that makes them LESS crazy, R6?

r6 I'm really not sure what local politics has to do with it, but the Island has been almost solid NDP for a very long time.

r4 I have no idea. I wasn't born here but have been on the Island since the mid-90s, and it's always been my observation that there are a lot of eccentrics and often just miserable people here. Why the Island would produce a lot of kids like these two is anyone's guess, but we've had em all, the kids that killed Reena Virk, those two evil little shits who casually murdered a female friend and burned her body ona lcoal running path, then chatted casually about their new shoes in the back of the police van after being arrested for it (the police released the audio for some reason, I guess to creep everybody the hell out that the two boys had seemed to everyone to be average middle class white boys from an average school just a few days before).

Schmegelsky! The Last Polka

"Person"hunt OP....

Which boy is the top?

Where’s Momma?

The dark haired teen on the right is 6 feet 4 inches tall. Watch out!

R4... inbreeding

Does RCMP ever shot suspects?

It"s some broad that'll claim a man made her do it. Then she'll cry and the stupid Canadians will let her off.

R17 Yeah, that mostly worked for me.

r17= weird incel shut in.

[quote]The dark haired teen on the right is 6 feet 4 inches tall.

Hot!

They are outsiders to the area so of course they did it. The fact is that the local people in this area are mostly would-be killers themselves. The wilderness draws them....

Their names are "Kam" and "Bryer"? No wonder they're fucked up.

Everyone on the island is named Kam or Bryer.

Please don’t let them be gay.

Send white males back to where they came from

Kam looks gorgeous. Is it really the wilderness?

They're on a highway to hell.

Both are 6'4" and nowhere to go!

R3, thanks for checking in. Love how us DL's are truly everywhere. Anyway, I've been following this since the news broke... details seem to be moving fast. Creepy.

They look like they might be gay, but then again they’re Canadian.

R28, they seem to be doing a good job of evading police detection so far.

The bottom is cute.

"They look like they might be gay, but then again they’re Canadian."

Excuse me?!!

I think if my name were "Bryer Schmegelsky" I'd probably go on a shooting spree, too.

[quote]"Person"hunt OP....

Micro-aggression!!! Literal violence!!!

"Persyn" hunt you mean.

[quote]Please don’t let them be gay.

The one on the left looks like a criminal, the one on the right looks like a straight incel.

They're skulking around in the northern prairies, which are sparsely populated. If they are prepared (they're kids so they're likely not prepared), they could hide for a very, very long time.

Did I read correctly that they both have exactly the same height/weight? What are the odds. I bet they’re lovers.

6’4” and skinny....you know what that means

Huge hateful cocks

r19

LOL...too stupid to know it really happened.

Stop copying me

The RCMP say they believe this pair is in Northern Manitoba, which is incredibly vast. It's all boreal forest up there. Nothing but trees, fast rivers, and lakes. I don't see how they could survive for all that long in dense bush like that for long.

Is their a Girlatoba? I assume if there's a Manitoba there must be a feminine equivalent right?

I always thought Manitoba was named after the Isle of Man.

Incel Thelma and Louise.

[italic]The name Manitoba is believed to be derived from the Cree, Ojibwe or Assiniboine languages. The name derives from Cree manitou-wapow or Ojibwa manidoobaa, both meaning "straits of Manitou, the Great Spirit", a place referring to what are now called The Narrows in the centre of Lake Manitoba.

Well that's dull.

Latest news

R40: Even if it did, it has NOTHING to do with this case, you retard. This is about two BOYS who killed 3 people, no woman is involved in the killing. Sit down, shut up and stop wasting this thread's time.

Does not compute r48, must find a way to bitch about women in every post!

Do they think they're going to escape by boat through Hudson Bay?

Bad move.

[quote]The RCMP say they believe this pair is in Northern Manitoba, which is incredibly vast.

That's where the NDP stronghold of Churchill is. There are polar bears there.

It's represented federally by Niki Ashton, who has come to the U.S. in the past to help Bernie Sanders' campaign.

As I said on the other thread... northern BC has had a bad reputation for a long time. People go missing there, especially women, enough that there have been suspicions of a serial killer or two being active in the area for some time. But that's been going on since before these kids hit puberty, so they wouldn't be responsible for that. But maybe they thought it was a good area for an aspiring serial killer to launch their careers.

As for hiding out in northern Manitoba... well, it'll be hard to find them, but it'll be harder for a couple of young idiots to survive in that kind of wilderness for long, even during summer. Ya think they might be stupid to try to stay the winter?

They're in Manitoba, that's punishment enough.

r48

You are actually so stupid you can't understand a simple analogy? You need to go back to first grade where they teach you about the word "Like."

Canada will let these two go with a slap on the wrist, that's the Canadian way. Much like in Britain where the two underage boys killed a younger boy and the government spent millions to protect these murders only to have them recommit pedophillic crimes when they were released. Of course the British changed their names and identities before putting them back in prison to protect these people.

They'll be caught. The Mounties ALWAYS get their man

I like Kam's kawaii Cthulhu shirt.

Do you think the two guys have had sex with each other?

They're gay. Butterflies on their pics.

They're not serial killers. They're spree killers.

Gay Nazi gamers.

R59, I do detect possible gayface.

[quote] This is about two BOYS who killed 3 people,

They're men, not boys,. And they will be tried as such.

That pink butterflies photo is super gay.

They sound pretty cool.

These gays have had enough and now they're taking out breeders.

Schmegelsky's father is trashier than a hefty bag

Why is the father throwing the son under the bus?

Is there a history there?

Can we now call these two:

MURDEROUS SKINNY TWINKS ON THE LAM?

Nazi.

Of course they are alt right shitheads. Fucking nazis.

So according to R71, they may have killed not only the Australian/American couple, but another man as well?

Yes, though that isnt new. The new part is that they identified the third victim, for a long time he was just an unidentified body.

Photo from the G&M article.

It says Bryer praised Hitler.

Another photo:

Photo believed to be of Bryer:

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

The murdered Australian guy was kind of hot.

Bryer resembles Mayor Pete in some of his (Bryer's) better photos.

R69 I think the father is trying to get ahead of the narrative and deflect blame from himself. The article did mention that Bryer was living with his grandmother, not his father.

I think they're tremendous.

Kam looks masc in the security-camera capture in the OP but screamingly, Nanaimo-bar-sniffingly gay otherwise.

r58

They're facebook (now blocked) say so.

What about their facebook said they were gay r83...?

And where are the screengrabs of the posts in question?

Gay or not, they're murderous losers who have now 0% at having productive lives. Ignorant, violent morons.

will probably end in a murder suicide. or succumb to the elements.

The ones Dad is convinced they won't be taken in alive, not that he is necessarily a great source.

Agree that there's a really bad vibe about Bryer's father. If the kid is gay, coming out to him doesn't look like it'd be any fun.

[quote]Gay or not, they're murderous losers who have now 0% at having productive lives. Ignorant, violent morons.

You can say that again!

Frankly I don't get where the gay thing is coming from, other than the DL cliche where every guy is somehow gay.

They could be dead somewhere in the bush by now for all we know. If they're alive, it'll be hard to find them. The news showed some images of the area last night and the area is extremely remote and densely forested.

There have been new, but unconfirmed, sightings of them.

Here's an aerial photo of Gilam.

And a photo of the nearby reserve where the car was found.

Local video.

R55: No cunt, you didn't use an analogy. If that was your intention, well then your writing and command of English is so bad no one here could understand it. And you're also wrong, they will not get a slap on the wrist. You just want to bash Canada and Britain for no real reason. Therefore, the conclusions I reached at R48 still apply. You are a retard and you will sit down, shut up and stop wasting this thread's time.

Guys, you are both pretty...no fights here!

Thanks R97. The reporter on the scene pings to high heaven. Clint the adventure tour operator is a hot bear.

"Bugs'd be eatin' ya."

R99: Um, yes fights here. The ugly person at R55 is just bashing 2 countries for no reason and pretending his ramblings amount to analogy. There will be conflict over this. And he's UGLY!!!!!

[quote] Canada will let these two go with a slap on the wrist, that's the Canadian way.

Unlikely, R55. If they're caught alive they'll get consecutive sentencing like Bruce McArthur.

He's fam,R100.

[quote]Thanks R97. The reporter on the scene pings to high heaven.

Austin Grabish is hot. The report is from CBC, the public broadcaster. They only hire women, gays and racial minorities.

Scary

Thanks posting the video, I’m thinking it was a robbery gone wrong. I feel so bad for this innocent couple trying to enjoy their vacation.

Yup, he's hot, R103. Here's his report from yesterday.

But R105, after killing the couple they went on to kill an older guy elsewhere in BC. Another "robbery gone wrong"? Nah, they're spree killing like Starkweather.

Not necessarily, R105. The mother of a former friend said that when they were playing violent video games, Bryer said can you imagine doing this in real life.

R3 I just realized that I don't know shit about Canada beyond Alanis, Drake, and Degrassi. When I read the word "Island " in your post, I said to myself "They have islands in Canada"? LOL

Help! My boyfriend is a killer Nazi twink!

R106: CBC has a history of hot gay (or gay-curious?) hires. Nick Czernkovich used to weather in Toronto before he became a pilot full time. Go to 4:13 in this video. I always found him cute.

R91 - because they're unattractive and committing crimes. That means they're gay according to DL

Surely Ron Charles and Andrew Nichols play for our team. Maybe Michael Serapio as well.

Oh honey r109, we don't have to live up to stereotypes of being ignorant Americans. Look at a map of the world sometime!

Surely Ron Charles and Andrew Nichols play for our team. Maybe Michael Serapio as well.

Oh crap. Sorry about the double post.

You forgot Anne Murray and Celine Dion, R109.

Could they have possibly stolen another car, burned the RAV4, and are now tooling around Winnipeg?

And Gordon Lightfoot.

Then why hasn't anyone reported a stolen vehicle, R118?

Maybe they took the car from long-term parking at the Gilliam airport?

Possibly stole a car somewhere between Meadow Lake, SK, and Gillam, MB., and it hasn't yet registered.

Schmegelsky doesn't have a driver's license. The little criminal doesn't know when to quit.

[quote]Oh honey [R109], we don't have to live up to stereotypes of being ignorant Americans. Look at a map of the world sometime!

You know...as I was typing my post, I figured some turquoise jewelry wearing, octogenarian hooked up to a sleep apnea machine with a face like his own ball sack would respond exactly the way did. Thanks, honey.

[quote]You forgot Anne Murray and Celine Dion, [R109].

No, I REALLY didn’t.

They've just killed 3 people, r123...you think they're going to worry about not having a driver's license?

I was being sarcastic, R125.

Hopefully the RCMP will catch them today. I hardly think they will get just 20 years in prison for three murders.

This sounds like a remake of Gregg Araki's The Living End.

Just three people kinda underachieving for a pair of spree killers

If they were in America, we wouldn’t notice until they had killed at least a dozen

Cunanan was national news after his third.

They probably get a sick thrill from murdering people and have crazy hot sex afterwards.

[quote]I'm in Nanaimo, about half an hour from the two teens' home town. The Island in general has always produced a lot of weird people, and has a history of terrible sociopathic kids suddenly doing insane, violent shit like this. Kids these days are fucking creepy.

It's the bars.

Leopold and Loeb.

The older man who was killed has been identified as a botany professor at UBC.

Damn, here he is an upstanding member of society who accomplished something with his life and to be killed by these two alt right losers.

Poor, poor man. What a loss.

Bit obvious but I'm not surprised that the one that looks like a Yank Nazi has turned out to be a Nazi, reckon his smiley mate is being mentally coerced, the report of him paying for the petrol, looking down at the floor, I bet he's a nice guy with a not so nice manipulative friend.

Kam is definitely the Loeb of the two. I want to see him nude as a jaybird. The other one isn't hot.

Thankfully we have Austin on the scene. I think he's cuter than Boo from the Jussie story.

[quote] Clint the adventure tour operator is a hot bear.

Pictorial evidence, please.

Here, R140.

Not bad. Passes the fuckability test.

Thanks!

R140 Watch the video at R97. He's interviewed extensively.

Does Austin Grabish have a boyfriend?

[quote]I just realized that I don't know shit about Canada beyond Alanis, Drake, and Degrassi.

What about Ryan Reynolds?

Ryan Gosling?

Justin Bieber?

Shawn Mendes?

Justin Trudeau?

Those are all famous Canadians who are talked about on DL every day. You must have heard of them by now.

Do Canadian boys commonly get circumsised?

Is Walmart like a cheap outlet store?

R146, some Canadian boys are circumcised, yes. Why? If you want to know, English Canadian boys are more likely to be circumcised than French Canadian boys.

So for example, Justin Bieber is circumcised. So is Jason Priestley (Beverly Hills, 90210). I think Ryan Reynolds is, too. And it looks like Shawn Mendes is too based on his recent CK underwear pics.

Walmart is actually an American company, but it has outlets in Canada.

I don't know, R144, but I wonder if he's a DLer?

Very attractive.

You WHORES, can we keep it focused on bossy incel nazi bottom and his poor put upon murdering bf?

R150 you know these true crimes get messy, especially with humpy news reporters / witnesses / victims.

Take a Pamprin and chill out.

Hey bitches. I'm beautiful and you're not.

Hot photo, R152.

R150 & R137, I'm not convinced that one guy is being coerced by the other. The reason one of them may have been looking down at the floor in the store was probably to avoid being identified or being picked up by the security camera.

Hopefully Austin'll give us an update on the murderous twinks soon.

Kam’s Father’s statement confirms what DL sniffed out at a glance: “We are all hoping Kam comes home safely so we can get to the bottom of this story.”

Is this the story of Johnny Rotten?

I still say that Camo Twink reminds me of Pete.

These assholes killed a hot Viking-looking guy and a harmless botany professor; it's too bad they won't fry.

Please don't compare Mayor Pete to these sick twinks.

They should head south to Florida.

They’d blend.

Austin in Ibiza with a couple of other guys:

Austin Grabish new tweet:

Getting ready to go live with the latest on the hunt for B.C. homicide suspects Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky. We’ve spent the day talking to a lot of people.

Keith Morrison, the WORLD FAMOUS CANADIAN is on the case!

ABC just reported that the father claims that his son is on a suicide watch.

I'm hoping for some new episodes of Forensic Files. I've watched all of the others...

r164, is that a different son?

R164, ABC News in the U.S. or Australia?

I just saw a story "$140M in meth found in van that crashed into police car" in New South Wales, AU. Pretty hilarious. I could t get a link because I'm using my old creaky iPad while my new one charges.

What was the Professor of Botany doing out there? Botany research in the forest?

Here's a @CBCNews map showing the area around Gillam, Man., where the search for Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky has intensified.

I think Austin's agent is posting here.

They don't seem like a couple kids that could survive for long in the wilderness. What if they broke into someone's house and killed the inhabitant(s) to have a place to hide. Although I'm sure it's sparsely populated up there.

I'm glad I stopped traveling to Canada after it got so dangerous. Not only the cities, but also in the country.

I assume that's a joke, R173.

It's much safer to be in Canada than in Trump's America.

I have a feeling that if they tried to set off on foot, they're probably dead, or will be soon. It'd be easy to misjudge the terrain up there and drown in a swamp.

Canada has a homicide rate of 1.8 per 100k people

America has a homicide rate of 5.3 per 100k people

Three-fold higher rate.

R175, these two guys seem to have above average survival skills. And seem to have some tools & supplies at their disposal.

They've been able to murder 3 people, destroy a vehicle, and escape detection for several days.

r174, I agree that there are parts of the U.S. that should be avoided by visitors. A large part of Chicago, for example. Americans who travel usually know where not to go though.

Updated Timeline:

[Quote]I'm glad I stopped traveling to Canada after it got so dangerous. Not only the cities, but also in the country.

Good thinking, r173. It's WAY worse in winter too.

Buggy, boggy and brutal: Area of northern Manitoba manhunt is unforgiving, experts say

They aren't outdoor unless they have no option at the moment. You have no idea what the black flies are like -- they air is thick with them.

the skinnier kid looks like a total psycho

^^^but fuckable

R183, he must be a psycho. Why else would he & his friend/lover suddenly decide to murder 3 people?

If the two killers are indeed gay, Austin, being first on the scene, should have a quick three way. For the rest of his life he'll be able to talk about his most exciting bit of journalism: The day he was spit roasted by two serial killers. One for the grandkids!

These guys would technically be considered spree killers, not serial killers.

Gayface?

Will Austin turn out to be another Truman Capote and write a book about the case while falling in love with one of the killers, emotionally crippling him for the rest of his life and turning him into a pill-popping alcoholic?! It could happen!

Torched car:

Which one do you think is the mastermind?

I just realized that part of the reason Canada has less murders is that it's too damn cold to go murder someone most of the year.

No reports of stolen vehicles so they're probably still in the Gillam area.

Like someone further up the thread, I have a terrible suspicion that they've found more victims and are hiding in the house, or are on the road in a dead person's car.

They'd be extremely stupid, to be on foot in the Manitoba wilderness. Where can you go from there, what can you do except hide out until the bloodsucking insects, bogs, winter, or starvation delivers more justice than the Canadian justice system ever will?

This case reminds me a bit of the Dartmouth murders.

r3 I grew up in Nanaimo and agree the Island is full of lots of creepy kids.

Bonnie & Clyde 2019

R198, it's two males, (and possibly two *gay* males), so we should come up with a different name for them.

CBC Manitoba:

The focus of police attention is on this stretch of northern Manitoba, between Gillam, Fox Lake Cree Nation and the highway that connects them.

R199 Connie & Glide

[quote]They aren't outdoor unless they have no option at the moment. You have no idea what the black flies are like -- they air is thick with them.

How do people live up there? Probably the only thing that kills the flies is the bitter cold winters.

It's very hot in Canada during the Summer months.

Canada is having a heat wave right now just like the U.S. & Europe.

The black flies are a huge source of protein for birds, that is why birds fly north. They need that for their chicks. Even birds that don't eat animals as adults feed insects to their babies.

How hung do we think Kam is?

The could have started a Bush fire burning that car where they did!

R205, why do you assume Kam is the top?

Are you saying Bryer is a power bottom?

I think they're both hung and vers

[quote]They're gay. Butterflies on their pics.

Oh geez, that's the proof? Seems more like irony than coming out.

“A Canadian man who was found not criminally responsible for beheading and cannibalizing a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus has been granted his freedom.“

This is what he did: “According to witnesses, McLean was sleeping with his headphones on when the man sitting next to him suddenly produced a large knife and began stabbing McLean in the neck and chest. The bus driver pulled to the side of the road so that he and all the other passengers could exit the vehicle. The attacker then decapitated McLean and displayed his severed head to other passengers standing outside. The driver and two other men had attempted to rescue McLean but were chased away by Li, who slashed at them from behind the locked bus doors. Li then went back to McLean's body and began severing other parts and consuming some of his victim's flesh.”

He served nine years and is now free. Because schizophrenics always stay on their meds in Canada, apparently.

Why didn't they make a run for Alaska, instead of the Canada?

I bet Kam's all hot and sweaty out in that heat.

Why would they make a run for the American border? There is security at border crossings.

Far smarter to stay in the Canadian wilderness to hide out.

And Schmegelsky's dad just keeps on running his mouth...

[quote] The father, who is estranged from the teen's mother, explained that he didn't see his son between the ages of eight and 16, and during that time the boy came under the mistaken belief that he had Russian heritage. He enjoys watching Russian rap videos, where the artists "wear Adidas and drink vodka," Schmegelsky said, adding his son is a supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin and United States President Donald Trump.

R55, I was thinking the same. They'll get 20 years mad and be out in around 10.

I'm sorry, I've lost track. Is the one with the curly hipster moustache the top or the bottom?

^ Both

Bryer is a deplorable. Figures.

R198 John Dildoinger & Rimmer Face Nelson

Canadians don't do things like that.

r212

No one knew who they were, they abandoned their car anyway, so they could've crossed over on foot. It's very easy to do.

[quote][R164], ABC News in the U.S. or Australia

ABC news in the U.S. reported that the younger guy was on a suicide watch.

Just listened to CBC interview with retired firefighter, William Hunter. He's from Manitoba area being searched. Hunter said the two men will go crazy with all the bugs feeding on their blood. Said the two men will be driven out of the woods to survive. Gets cold in the woods in the morning, you need a jacket and a camp fire. Hunter says locals not sleeping, very worried.

Of course they’re not sleeping. Who could sleep when there are KILLER NAZI TWINKS ON THE LOOSE!!

How can they say one of the boys be on a suicide watch? Who’s watching him?

The dad said the less attractive, Nazi one was suicidal.

Has Kam's family spoken?

GIANT Killer Nazi Twinks

Did the dad describe him as the less attractive, more nazi one?

See r156, r225

They have their love to help them through this time of woes.

Giant? They weigh 160 pounds.

SKINNY Killer Nazi Twinks On The Lam.

It’s strange they are the same size and weight. Matchy matchy giant killer nazi twinks.

Kam needs a long, hot steamy shower to get him all clean again.

They’re both 6’4”.

Has anyone seen Jayme Closs? I bet she's involved somehow.

Bigfoot found them and is giving them food and shelter.

Bigfoot: Murderous Nazi Twink Savior

Maybe Sasquatch will find them 1st and turn them into his sex slaves!

In Canada, it's called a Samsquanch!

Bet you ten bucks than the dominant one has killed the other by now.

More samsquanch, while we wait for developments.

Only with rough sex r239

And he went with a smile on his face

I am SO embarrassed—R236 and R237 don't show me at my best. I've gotten some laser hair removal and started working out since then.

CTV News Vancouver at noon: Search is reportedly "intensifying.". No news basically.

Intense searching occurring for Nazi giant skinny gay twink spree murderers in spit roasting episode with hunky reporter? Is that right? I'm trying to catch up fast here.

Any more news from Austin today?

from ABC

RCMP released new video of the suspects.

Bryer, hon? Jungle camouflage is not your best bet for hiding in plain sight in a shopping mall.

I'm glad one of them is a Deplorable. Just proves how fucked up the Trump supporters are.

I'm glad one of them is a Deplorable. Just proves how fucked up the Trump supporters are.

I'm glad one of them is a Deplorable. Just proves how fucked up the Trump supporters are.

They'll end up a murder/suicide. As soon as they know they're about to be caught they'll off themselves.

Watching that video I'm surprised to say that Kam looks more psycho than Bryer. Yes, of course, they're both murderers, but Kam looks way more confident and cold as ice. Bryer looks nervous and fidgety.

[Quote]Yes, of course, they're both murderers

We don't know that, one could do all the murdering and the other is "only" an accomplice to murder.

The other could be an innocent hostage.

Kam's mom, is your son gay? Big cock?

I seen some Nazis at Burger King!

[quote]Intense searching occurring for Nazi giant skinny gay twink spree murderers in spit roasting episode with hunky reporter?

Don't forget the sexy daddy bear outdoor guide.

Teeny cock, R256. Why do you think he compensates with all the Nazi bullshit?

This whole story and the characters involved, (murderous Nazi twinks on the run, hot reporter, hot daddy bear outdoor guide) is an EST made for DL. HOW WILL IT END?

A bear attracted to the food they're carrying will maul and eat them while they're sleeping.

After it's fucked them, of course.

Is the bear named Clint, R261?

Lol, R263.

[quote]A bear attracted to the food they're carrying will maul and eat them while they're sleeping.

Maul? Only if they want me to. Eat? OH YEAH!

Polar bear.

I mean, good for Daddy bear Clint for making a living and everything, but I can't imagine who'd want to go on vacation to this bug-infested swamp hellhole.

How are they going to bathe if they are outdoors? Did they pick up any products in that store they were surveilled in? I don't want Kam's stinky cock

I don't think he takes them into the deep bush, R267. Seems more of a river type adventure holiday company. There's a lot of rapids up there, plus whale spotting.

R269 I want to see their bush.

I want them to be eaten by a moose which then gets eaten by a polar bear and then crapped out.

The dark haired one is the brains of the outfit and the other one is the follower. Fuck them both.

[quote]This whole story and the characters involved, (murderous Nazi twinks on the run, hot reporter, hot daddy bear outdoor guide) is an EST made for DL. HOW WILL IT END?

In tears, just like every thread ends around here.

R242, is that a screencap from a 1980's gay porn? Looks like vintage Falcon.

I love the teen twink nazi spree killers

It will end in suicide-by-cop for Kam but then Bryer will catch a glimpse of the depth of Clint’s bush and suffer a massive grand maul seizure.

Just before he’s handcuffed and thrown into the ambulance, he makes the universal hand signal for “call me.” Clint looks on from afar and raises both hands in the shape of a heart, hoping that Bryer can see.

Bryer stops his contortions for a moment and sighs deeply, dreaming of the many conjugal visits to come.

I love how the outdoor guide (taciturn doesn't even come close to describing him) casually mentions how yes, the fugitives could take to the river, but that leads up to Hudson Bay (!!!!!) and there are POLAR BEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!) up there and that probably wouldn't end well.

And what about me, R275?

Does Austin Grabish have a boyfriend?

Austin, you can't say anything because your mouth is too full of Clint's massive bear meat.

When a bear attacks

Austin Grabish reports that the military will now give the RCMP air support.

Ralph Goodale, Justin Trudeau's Public Safety Minister, confirms the RCMP has requested aircraft support from Canadian Armed Forces.

My mouth ain't full of nothin', R279.

Ralph Goodale, Minister of Public Safety & Emergency Preparedness:

In the criminal investigation of the two fugitives in northern MB, the RCMP have requested aircraft support from the Cdn Armed Forces. Prompt reply - YES.

Great! Let's add sexy pilots to the mix.

If only Trudeau would show up now.

austin and justin, we're in heaven

Oh Canada! we love you

Who'd top, R286?

Austin looks like a bottom, but you never know.

Donnie and Clyde

Attention! Attention! Update from Austin. Love his jacket.

austin is vers. he fulfills all our needs

There is a remote possibility they could die in a grease fire if their campfire cooking went terribly wrong.

Forget hot girl summer in Canada it's a hot killer summer!

Meanwhile across the ocean, the Italians know how to wrap up a manhunt for crazed killer twinks.

They must be ravenous by now, what are they feeding on?

They're probably getting a few small mammals, maybe a bird or a fish, some wild berries and nuts, and of course loads and loads of each others cum. It's been good eatin'!

There are several possibilities:

1. They have killed each other and the bodies haven't been found yet.

2. They are still hiding in the woods in Northern Manitoba.

3. They have escaped from the area and will surface somewhere else.

People now seem to think that someone gave them a ride out of the area.

R299, if that's true then they are very conniving twinks.

It means they have escaped the police yet again.

[QUOTE]They're probably getting a few small mammals, maybe a bird or a fish, some wild berries and nuts, and of course loads and loads of each others cum. It's been good eatin'!

When’s the last time they bathed? There’s nothing titillating about sex when the actors involved smell like they’re homeless.

There's a possibility they committed suicide

Yikes, that Vince Li Story!!

How can that person just be free, no need to monitor him?!?!

If they're dead, by suicide or stupidity or a bear delivering more justice than the Canadian system ever will, I doubt the bodies will ever be found. The wilderness up there is endless, and the scavengers may move faster than the search parties.

But it's more likely that they found a way out of the area, that willingly or unwillingly someone gave them a ride.

R303 Canada is a liberal stupid shit hole

R304 As if, moron. Everyone knows their faces. No one is going to help them get out. There is only one road in or out and the cops and military are looking for them with heat detecting helicopters.

Yes, when you are Nazi killer twink giants (albeit skinny) on the run, why go to a place that has only one road in or out? Seems a poor choice.

I predict Barnie & Claude will be caught in a few days. I doubt they have food stocked up.

It's quite easy to escape to Russian from northern Manitoba. I think they are happily portaging.

R309 It is the exact same distance from your asshole to your cunt, since they are the same thing.

It's the males who make cum soup in their ass who will not survive the trip R310. You have only one hole butt it is not fuckable. May god bless you on your journey through mental illness/life.

R311 get off the site you Russian troll.

I hope somebody makes a pornographic retelling of this crime spree.they probably gave their asses up to some lonesome trucker who hasn’t been paying attention to the news so he’s driven them away. Either that or they’re in the middle of a marathon sex session with a bear coureur de bois who’s cut off from the outside world and doesn’t know they’re killers.

^You are truly sick. You need to get lost.

R313 ....where the fuck do you think you are? Jog on Noddy

Fuck sorry R313 Totally meant that for R314 the tone policing wanker. I also think nazi twink spree killers are now rooting mounties

Any news on Kam and the other one?

Hot pilots have arrived on the scene!

[quote] the RCMP has requested aircraft support from Canadian Armed Forces.

The RCMP aren't the only ones looking for these guys.

Mimi from Payroll has weighed in, risking the wrath of her whole town. But Mimi shall not be silenced!

[quote] Mimi Burton, a support worker who’s lived in the town for 30 years, broke the town’s Saturday afternoon silence, despite a stern warning from the young woman with whom she was seated. From across the table at the bustling Tim Hortons, the young woman urged Burton to stay quiet lest she face scrutiny from others on Port Alberni’s highly active residents-only Facebook discussion group. Burton was unfazed.

"Canada is a liberal stupid shit hole"

A "shit hole" with less crime than the US, you Trumpster moron

Is Port Alberni really "a city" ?

Hey Clint, txt me.

Bryer

How come they aren't caught?

R305 = Trump deplorable

Have they caught them yet?

R305 is probably one of the Russian trolls who attacked DL.

They're becoming famous.

Article in Rolling Stone:

Jesus Canadians are triggered easily

So good Canada let the cannibal murderer out with no conditions put on his release

Great the human rights commission is deciding if women have to wax a mental mans balls, so as not to interrupt his corrput fantasy

Yeah, liberal stupid shit hole

r324, north central Canada is hundreds of thousands of miles of this. The searchers have no way of knowing which way they went -- or if they're hold up in some unknown cabin. There was also talk yesterday that somebody in the community helped them get out of the area inadvertantly, not knowing who they were.

For these two outlaws, it’s a race to the bottom.

I wonder what their feets smell like right about now.

They're gen Z, can the even survive a week without a cell phone? Most people of their generation are glued to their phones.

[quote] How come they aren't caught?

Here are some pictures of the landscape, R324. Why don't you go and have a look around and get back to us?

Wow. Check out the nearby river. I think it's impossible that the Nazi twinks made anywhere via the river.

I'm fascinated. What kind of lunatic would want to try this stuff?

Do the police even know they're there anymore? Maybe they're in Ontario now, it's possible if they changed their appearances.

I hope they found a good place to bathe and wash their smelly clothes out.

I hope they found a good place to bathe and wash their smelly clothes out.

Clint the Bear quoted in New York Times:

Mr. Sawchuk fears the end may be ambiguous. The men could die in the bush, with the bog swallowing their remains.

But how would anyone know for sure?

“Who knows,” he said. “Why the hell did they come here?”

I haven't read all the coverage. They're believed to be in Manitoba because the burnt out vehicle was found there?

R341, from Times:

[quote]Investigators have not said why they believe the teenagers ended up in Manitoba, but by heading directly east on remote highways they would have had a better chance of eluding the police. A stolen Toyota found near Gillam, also left burning, provided investigators with a clue of their whereabouts.

Btw, the Times quotes Bryer’s father as saying his son is not a Nazi. He just collect Nazi paraphernalia because he thinks it’s “cool.”

Thanks, r342.

Bryer's dad is crazy-crazy. Did anyone here hear about the "book" he wrote? It's apparently insane.

Are there blobfish in those bogs?

I’d feel a lot safer if there were blobfish in those bogs. Then they’d never get out.

No r344 details please

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Crap. Is there any way to link an actual Daily Mail story?

Port Alberni is a MAJOR hole. I was there last month visiting a family member and couldn't believe how remote it was even in 2019.

You've given them the title. The fat whores can find the link themselves.

Any other pics of Kam? Are they high school drop outs?

It's annoying as hell, R348.

Austin Grabish report from last night:

Another video report from Austin Grabish last night:

Local rumor says they found them.

Port Alberni has been labeled one of the worst places to live in Canada by Moneysense magazine for several years. The label spawned a spoof Facebook campaign called The Worst Place to Live, then a social media campaign called Heart of Vancouver Island to try and combat the bad reputation by highlighting positive things about the community. See link.

Port Alberni has been labeled one of the worst places to live in Canada by Moneysense magazine for several years. The label spawned a spoof Facebook campaign called The Worst Place to Live, then a social media campaign called Heart of Vancouver Island to try and combat the bad reputation by highlighting positive things about the community. See link.

What's the York Landing, R355?

The twinks sound dumb as fucking bricks and the one obviously has a wackjob for a father. Such losers. But, no surprise there, as anyone who throws their life away killing someone is both stupid and a loser.

I hope they have found them, R355, and they show some hot Mounties hauling their nasty asses to jail, with the twinks covered in bug bites, their own feces and bawling like babies.

Has Austin Grabish confirmed the report at R355?

No, no one has aside from locals, R360.

Some small town I think, R358.

So the hunt might be over? Pretty fast given the vast wilderness they were dealing with.

R357, Alberni is a now a political battle between the NDP & the Green Party in this year's Federal election.

Not that fast, R362, they've been searching for days.

And Austin Grabish hasn't reported this latest rumor at R355, so it's hard to know how accurate it is.

Hopefully it's true, R362.

The rumor is they were in a nearby town, not the wilderness.

Here's another link about crazy dad's book

Austin won't report anything until they're apprehended, probably worried about tipping them off in case they have access to social media.

RCMP Manitoba confirms that officers are being sent to York Landing.

But it sounds like it's just a possible sighting, not an actual capture so far.

I worry they've been given sanctuary by a lover of cagemeat.

Courtney Theriault, reporter for City News:

RCMP are responding to reports of suspects being spotted at nearby landfill of York Landing.

The excitement is mounting!

In the landfill?!

Apparently there is a ferry at the river near York Landing.

Dinnertime, r373.

R373, they were spotted at the landfill, not in the landfill.

Maybe they were looking for food remains in the garbage.

I see the thread has a new otter in the running with Courtney Theriault. Cute but no Austin.

Scavenging twinks.

New tweet from Austin Grabish:

BREAKING: The RCMP say the two B.C. homicide suspects may be in York Landing, Man. They have sent backup to the area. We saw a ton of cops leave the RCMP station in Gillam about an hour ago.

From CBC

A ton of cops? This man is a journalist?

What's so wrong with that, R381?

York Landing is nearly 1,000 kilometres north of Winnipeg.

Did anyone notice the "two spirit woman" in R291's link?

I've driven through Port Alberni and I can confirm that it's a dump.

It's surprising to me though that it votes lefty (per R363). In the US, towns like that are always full of Trump supporters.

I once had an excellent fish and chips dinner in Port Alberni, and that's about all I can say for it.

Have you ever been to Gillam and had a bear, R386?

R385, Alberni used to vote Conservative until a few elections ago.

As Vancouver Island has become more environmentally aware, it has become more NDP/Green friendly.

R387 Alas, no. Let's charter a DL adventure excursion!

Sounds good, R389! No Nazi murder twinks allowed. But Austin can come of course.

Statement from the Chief of York Factory First Nation.

New tweet from Austin:

The military’s herc has just landed back in Gillam.

New tweet from Austin:

Officers have been getting on helicopters at Gillam’s airport. More police officers here now

A friend lives in Manitoba and goes to Gillam once a year to help out with feral animals. He says that there are old mining facilities that have as many as 600 rooms in them where anyone could hide for weeks if they had food. The RCMP have been through them but acknowledge that they are so labyrinthine that it might be hard to find anyone. He also says that the community there is so small, and everyone knows each other, that if someone had given these guys a ride out, people would know that person was missing. So the odds are the guys are still there, probably underground somewhere.

York Landing, R394.

These 2 murderous twinks have sure given the RCMP a run for their money.

They were spotted and ran into the bush apparently.

R174 Canada may be safer for some, but it is a very, very dangerous place for First Nation women.

This is so exciting, I feel like I'm living in Holcomb, KS!

They should send for Tommy Lee Jones.

Apparently it's the Bear Clan that spotted them rummaging for food at the landfill.

Shots fired (allegedly).

These twinks are armed & dangerous!

This is a perfect first time collaboration for Connor Jessup and Miles Heizer.

Caught 'em.

Is that Mike guy a reliable source, R405?

What is Justin doing about this horror?

from a private facebook group of bear clan patrol members...saying vigilante locals have gone searching with guns and shots have been fired in york landing

He's a local and the son of a chief, so I'd say yes.

I hope they beat the shit out of them first.

[quote]Suppose to have been caught

[quote]Or maybe just surrounded at the moment.

[quote]Caught

Austin needs to get to York Landing!

TWINK Music for discerning tastes.

Here's that Mike guy's dad.

Mike seems to have deleted the tweet saying they were caught.

False alarm?

This is all too exciting...I can't breath!

Not in Custody just yet

not quite over yet.

This motherfucker said they were caught. Now they may not even get taken alive.

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R419, that's why I said above we should be cautious about the accuracy of Mike's info.

CTV News Vancouver on in 5 minutes....

Video from a local:

If these Klanstwinks don't get caught, [bold]WE GON DIE Y'ALL![/bold]

I want them caught alive. I want them to spend the rest of their time on earth getting beaten and raped in prison, passed around like a bottle of hot sauce at a black cookout.

These twinks are hardcore.

The young couple who they killed looked so happy in their photos.

CTV News Vancouver - Saying search could go on for weeks.

They looked happy because they were happy. And as an unhappy person, nothing frustrates me more than when psychopaths extinguish the lives of those who are lucky enough to actually find love and happiness on earth. I want these boys to suffer.

CTV News Vancouver reporting search shifted to York Landing.

Andrea Ross @_rossandrea I just spoke with Judy Sinclair, a woman who lives in York Landing. She says a police helicopter is hovering outside her house. I could hear it over the phone. She says people have been told to stay inside.

Family of Split Lake chief says the suspects have not been caught but are being pursued at York Landing. #manitobanhunt

[quote]CTV News Vancouver - Saying search could go on for weeks.

How is it that 2 teenage twinks have been able to outwit the superior forces of the police & the military?

[quote]Kate Lyons UPDATE: suspects still at large, emergency teams continuing searches with dogs and heavily armoured officers. From Leroy Constant, chief of York Factory First Nation. #Canadamanhunt

Fuck these twinks, who's Josh Boswell?

[Quote] Fuck these twinks, who's Josh Boswell?

My thoughts exactly.

Josh is not as hot as Austin.

Update from Austin Grabish:

Manitoba RCMP say despite reports that are going around, B.C. homicide suspects Bryer Schmegelsky, 18, and Kam McLeod, 19, are NOT in custody.

The suspense is nerve shattering! Quick, Beulah! Peel me a grape!!

Austin doesn’t grab, per se, but he is a bit grabish.

And his head is shaped like an acorn.

Oh and he’s “grabish on Twitter.”

Austin's on his way!!

If I'm looking at Google Earth accurately, there are no roads into York Landing -- the only access is by ferry or aircraft! Or, of course, on foot.

The RCMP is telling the social media like us to NOT give information away!

The killers may be reading Datalounge.

Oh oh - Only 9C or 48F in Gillam with forecast up to 20mm of rain and THUNDER. The end is nigh.

OMG, R444!!! Killer twinks on DL?

Wasn't there already a killer Canadian twink on DL?

R446 Wouldn't be the first time....

OK r444 is right, let's distract the Killer Twinks.

It wasn't them it was a polar bear in a human suit.

I heard it was a clown terrorizing York Landing.

[quote]The killers may be reading Datalounge.

Do you think those killer twinks are long-time members here?

[quote]there are no roads into York Landing -- the only access is by ferry or aircraft!

Perhaps they were trying to get to the ferry, but I assume the police have blocked that off now.

Probably the losers who think the Columbine Killers were attractive, R452.

Subhuman fangirls subhuman.

Here's Julia Child's Coq au Vin - Distracting the Killer Twinks on DL.

Alt right shitheads on the DL?

That's crazy talk...

[quote]Austin's on his way!!

Hot!

Any of you bitches live in Manitoba? Try to hit on Austin and get back to us with the details.

He's gonna come on the DL Adventure tour with Clint, R457.

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Austin's book will be called, IN COLD MUD.

ljiojoij

R452 Now that you mention it, YourMillenialFriend definitely gives off a nazi twink spree killer vibe, and hasn't been on here for over a week now

Yourmillenialfriend has been active on the gay voice thread today, though could be a cover.

OT - Another shooting in California.

These two suspects are Gen Z, R462.

Bryer is gonna be so embarrassed when he sees how his crazy hobo dad has been carrying on.

[quote]@drex James Favel, executive director of the Bear Clan Patrol, said Sunday his members had seen two men scavenging at a dumpsite in #YorkLanding, Man., and reported it to RCMP. James joins #TheShiftwithDrex LIVE across Canada tonight to chat #CanadaManHunt

R462 What are we gonna call the generation that comes after Gen Z? We’ve run out of letters..

don't think you'll have to worry about that

Why do people live so far north?

[quote] What is Justin doing about this horror?

Waiting for Amazon to deliver his new shipment of artificial tears ?

[quote]Why do people live so far north?

Hydroelectric plants don’t run themselves.

Yet.

R471 = Conservative HQ, upset that the Trudeau Liberals are rebounding in the polls.

Amazing those dogs didn't pick up their stink

Agreed, R474.

Those twinks must stink to high heaven by now.

No no no, they've been playfully bathing nude in the moonlight in those fluvioglacial landforms, washing each other's backs etc . Squeaky clean.

YourMillennialFriend is a cretin but he was just on the site yesterday laughing about that crazed frau calling random black ladies the n-word. He's probably not on the lam.

Do they have toilet roll for those calls of nature?

The latest.

Word of the day is "muskeg": noun

a North American swamp or bog consisting of a mixture of water and partly dead vegetation, frequently covered by a layer of sphagnum or other mosses.

Austin is delicious. I'm a missing boy (I'm missing Austin). Come on down to the lower 48 and I'll give you a big scoop.

I'm a comin', R480!

Benton Frazer would have tracked them down days ago.

The RCMP should stage a big White Supremist/Nazi Memorabilia/Firearms weapons outdoor cookout BBQ. Everyone's invited.

So, is Dog the Bounty Hunter and Beth planning to go hunt down and nab the twinks?

So, is Dog the Bounty Hunter and Beth planning to go hunt down and nab the twinks?

Beth's dead, darlin'.

Word is they ditched the car and some other person found it and drove it a bit. Now the RCMP are looking for the guy who stole their ditched car while the real guys are headed toward the border.

Ahh... Beth died recently, r485.

Press conference coming up.

Search continues today. Can't locate the twinks.

oh....that Canadian police spokeswoman is MANGLING French statement.

Manitoba RCMP press officer looks like Frances McDormand.

Police "have not made contact with the individuals."

Don't fuck this up Canada, there was an American killed, this deserves the highest priority.

#JusticeForTheHotAustralian

#JusticeForTheSweetOldBotanist

#JusticeForTheSweetOldBotanist

So no progress at all? Those twinks seem to be a lot smarter than they thought them to be.

Maybe they went in the opposite direction and the car was a red herring

Ryan Murphy can make a Netflix series about this, perhaps Miles Heizer and Connor Jessup can star so they can spend time together?

I wonder if they came up with the idea to raid a landfill themselves or if they got the idea from a prepper video or a post apocalyptic graphic novel.

Here's what I'm doing if I'm one of these guys.....I shoot & kill the other one, drop my weapon and head back to civilization. I find someone, put my hands on my head and tell them to call the police, I was forced by the other guy to travel with him at gunpoint after he killed those people and was afraid he'd kill me. I finally got a clear shot at him and was able to kill him and get away.

It's Canada. They'll give me the benefit of the doubt and make me spend a year or two in prison on a weapons charge or something.

R501 you sneaky shit! Love your idea

R501 you sneaky shit! Love your idea

r501you sneaky shit! Love your idea

Pretty gutsy idea, r501.

They’re taking turns helicoptering on Sasquatch’s Chunk!

That’s hardcore.

The bearded one could probably just shave the beard and get away. They’re looking for a pair of giant (albeit skinny) killer twinks.

They probably followed R501's idea, but they did it simultaneously, so now they're both dead and the muskeg has swallowed them up.

Nazi-Seeking Drones?

So, did the woo woo Indians actually spot them, or was that all bullshit? Or did they actually chase them and then lose them?

Austin has decamped to Split Lake, Manitoba. What exotic locale will these twinks take us to next?

I wonder what they smell like down there.

This manhunt isn't quite as exciting and glamorous as the Andrew Cunanan manhunt.

Well, for starters, r513, we're missing a sailboat and a dead famous fashion designer. Black flies and cold damp wilderness can't compete.

[QUOTE]I wonder what they smell like down there.

The constant movement, the endless sweating. Their current level of filth is unfathomable. Their crotches are encrusted in a thick layer of grime that extends all the way through their ass cracks, which must feel like they’re carrying an exploded packet of ketchup between their butt cheeks. If they took a shower, the water going down the drain would look like a chocolate milkshake.

What a vivid description, R515.

Maybe you can help Austin Grabish submit his next news story.

Hinterland Who's Who

The Nazi Twink lives in snowy climes. A diurnal terrestrial biped, the Nazi Twink can be spotted on stores' security cameras foraging for Big Gulps and Oh Henry bars, and in the outdoors, hunting tourists and botany professors. At rest, the Nazi Twink prefers reading white supremacist literature, and playing first-person shooter games.

For more information on the Nazi Twink, why not contact Parks & Wildlife Canada, or the RCMP

It's Canada they won't get in any serious trouble. That face eating Greyhound guy and Karla Homolka are both out on the streets. Also prison in Canada is pretty cushy.

They don't all get away with murder as much as you think, R518.

The gay serial killer guy, Bruce McArthur, was given a long prison term, and may never get out.

I think these twinks will get a similar treatment -- if they are found alive.

[quote]I wonder what they smell like down there.

prolly, muskeg?

Never mind that, r520. What about oral hygiene.

Like this guy......

R521.

[R517] 😄😂😂

They’re Canadian. They’re standing around in plain sight but no one is seeing them. Being Canadian is the world’s greatest camouflage.

There punishment will be no masturbating for a weekend.

In Canadian prison they can earn PHDs AND vote for Justin Trudeau! Although, obviously they are Sheer supporters. Not as many Canadians locate Jesus in prison, because you can wear lingerie and get out before 40 without him.

I think this is just what the Dog needs to pull him out of mourning! Those two look like they be hittin the ice. The Dog is very familiar in the ways of the tweaker. The murders were probably some 36 hours up all night and day message, from Der Fuher

The bus cannibal guy has haunted me ever since I read about this the other night. Canada I thought you were a safe place! Why would you let some who decapitated and ate a person to get a new identity and remain undetected?!?

Lol r449

R526, they appear to be right-wing guys since one of the articles above says they are Trump supporters.

So the clever twinks escaped justice for another day.

I hope they stay out for a few more days because I love the drama

Do you think they'll kill again? Or have they shot their load, so to speak?

The RCMP are as competent as the Dallas Police force in 1963 or the Boulder Police force in 1996

R533 Or the American Army from Vietnam on

R533 I resent that, I always found the Boulder Police Force to be highly accommodating.

Luka Magnotta is serving a life sentence, eligible for parole in 25 years, just for some perspective. Remember that exciting international manhunt? He was able to fly to Paris and take a bus all the way to Berlin before they caught him. I don't think these twinks will get very far though.

[quote]The bus cannibal guy has haunted me ever since I read about this the other night. Canada I thought you were a safe place! Why would you let some who decapitated and ate a person to get a new identity and remain undetected?!?

That case has haunted me for years. I first learned about the case because the Westboro Baptist Church said they planned to picket Tim McLean's funeral because they felt the murder was God's punishment for Canada because of gay marriage. WBC didn't show up and IIRC, they didn't even set foot in Canada because the government ordered the border guards to keep from entering the country. I followed the aftermath of that case for several years. I was angered when the killer was released.

r534

The American Army kicked Vietnam's ass in every battle. The sole reason they had to leave was because they were not allowed to finish it properly. Even the Tet Offensive was an American victory but most people don't realize that.

These guys are obviously dead in the wilderness and stupid ass people keep reporting them as alive elsewhere.

I'm in love with R517

Think they're doing live couple chaturbate shows? Quick, someone go look!

How big is Kam's cock?

I doubt this is the way they envisioned things would go: out in the wilderness, always on the go, hungry, thirsty, and filthy. The only thing they might be feeling "accomplished" about is notoriety. Hope they enjoy their fifteen minutes.

I like to think that now and then they burst into song.

Are those 2 guys over there presenting hole to me?

[quote] The pair have been on the run through some of the most inhospitable wilderness in Canada and now the hunt is focused on the dense bush, forests and insect-infested bogs of northern Manitoba.

Luka Magnotta was hot! So hot.

I wonder how crusty these two criminals are by now? Will they even be recognizable?

Smegma!

I'm beginning to think that wasn't even them at the garbage dump.

My current theory is that after driving the breadth of the northern Canadian plains, by the time they reached Gillam they were so overcome with despair from the sheer bleak, ugly, boringness of it all, they set the car on fire and committed suicide. Now they're at the bottom of a bog or a polar bear is feasting on their twinky carcasses.

You're so right, R549! We were just looking for a snack during our pleasant stroll through the muskeg.

Signed, Two non-murderous skinny nazi twink giants

Austin Grabish says it sounds like the RCMP is giving up at York Landing and is back to square one.

RCMP Manitoba:

The heavy police presence in York Landing has been withdrawn & policing resources in the community will return to normal. The RCMP thanks the community for their patience & understanding.

CBC News Alerts:

Manitoba RCMP: Door-to-door canvas in Gillam area complete, over 500 homes visited in search for 2 missing suspects. 260 tips received in past week; none place suspects outside area, but police say it's possible they got help leaving. Checkstop at single road to Gillam removed.

So in a nutshell they have absolutely no clue where they are.

By now, one of three things has most likely occurred...

1. They committed suicide

2. They became a two course meal for an angry mama polar bear protecting her youngins'.

3. They succumbed to the elements.

4. Or they got a lift out of the area as the RCMP says is possible.

Karla Homolka came and rescued them in her minivan. After they sexually serviced her, she encased them in cement.

They are probably hiding in plain sight.

Bryer was just apprehended in Hell’s Kitchen.

Bet he killed the other guy

Here's hoping, R560.

They were suicidal so it's worked out very well for them.

R560 & R561, those twinks have found true love with each other and will stick together until the end.

I can't find a news report stating that Bryer has been apprehended...

R564, I think that was a joke.

Ah, it's Martin Shkreli. I've a terrible memory for plain faces.

Our dead-eyes troll would have gotten it.

I’d love it if Martin was dropped into a bog—after being feasted upon by thousands of a particular exotic bug. And, the only bug repellant that would work on said bug, cost 10 billion dollars.

I wouldn't be shocked if these blood thirsty twinks ended up in Hell's Kitchen blending in with all the other whores.

Some creepy ass weirdos on this thread.

They’re in Maui. I just know it.

Hieeeeeeeee

Why oh why can’t they catch two six foot four, stinky twinks? Is it that hard? Can they not follow the stink?

I hope they get eaten by polar bears.

R564

Just like there were no need reports about the shots from the Grassy Knoll.

They’re fine. They send their love! They were just here helping J’aaxyn and J’aadyn make red velvet cupcakes. Sorry you missed them.

Yummm. Twink.

Urp! [excuse me]

I want to see the mental case dad on Dr. Phil

Well, with a Dad like that, I think we know how the son got so screwed up.

As they were spooning in their makeshift shelter after raw ass sex, both sighed and wished it "could always be like this"...

Who's the top?

Who's the top?

They are the sister wives-Brides of Bigfoot.

It's an interesting coincidence that they are both so tall.

I bet they're already dead somewhere.

They've probably already been eaten by bears

Eaten by what type of bear, R585?

Maybe it's time for Justin to issue a tearful plea for the twinks to turn themselves in.

^Didn't he do his part by going to the gay bar looking for them?

Sylvia how could they possibly hear Justin's pleas?

They might see it playing on TV in the local Tim Horton's as they were sneaking around the back to scavenge through the dumpster.

Mmm, TimBits.

Oh Gosh we'll soon need a new thread for these wily twinks. What shall we call it?

Murderous Twinkies On The Lam?

I'll get on it like a mountie on his horse.

Muskeg Love?

Ask and ye shall receive.

Pt.2

Thanks Sylvia!

Oh nuts, too late for me to suggest "Hinterlads" as a Continuation Topic Title

"nether regions"?

They were just found

Or maybe they were not

Either way their post count is what counts

I hear they are going crazy on you

They drive me crazy

They drive me crazy in the night

They drive me crazy

Kam really is/was gorgeous, I'm sure it was that other horrid twink who led him astray.