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Why do straight couples age like milk?

Has anybody else noticed this? There are couples my age (in their 20s) where the men look at least 50 with receding hairlines and the beer gut and the women are already fraus.

by Anonymousreply 4July 23, 2019 6:27 PM

Must be the heterosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 1July 23, 2019 5:47 PM

How you'll age really is determined by genes and lifestyle. Most straight people inherited shitty genes and lead shitty lives on top so..

by Anonymousreply 2July 23, 2019 6:05 PM

Because pussies are toxic...in so many ways

by Anonymousreply 3July 23, 2019 6:09 PM

The ones I know who look older than they are either go out in the sun without protection a lot, smoke, drink, or have some kind of drug problem (prescription or otherwise). But they almost all have multiple kids, too, which I'm sure ages a person.

by Anonymousreply 4July 23, 2019 6:27 PM
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