I usually don't wipe

You just wiped the smile off my face.

Are you Aaron Schock?

Clean is clean, OP. Just get it done.

This is either a joke or you're really different.

Toilet paper won't damage your sensitive little bum.

That’s disgusting. You must stink.

What happens when you're not at home and need a shit?

And why don't you just install a bidet?

What if you took your shower for the day, had a business lunch at Fogo de Choa and had a serious case of the meat shits.

Yet another toilet troll.

It's call moist wipes OP.

Every paper company now makes them and every gay household uses them. Though showering every time you take a dump is also an option I guess. But showering so often would really dry up your skin OP.

I like using unscented moist wipes with Aloe so that it keeps my hole clean and smooth.

I’ve just started doing this too Op. I usually poo in the mornings after breakfast and thought I’d try cleaning off in the shower. And wow it’s life changing. I’ll have to install a bidet. I feel so much cleaner.

Scat queen?

Bidet. I can't live without it.

[quote]It's call moist wipes OP. It's call moist wipes OP.

I've found the detergents in moist wipes to cause irritation. Witch hazel or water spritzed onto folded TP doesn't irritate and also doesn't stop up sewers.

They're supposed to be flushable, but a plumber told me it's like flushing a t-shirt down the toilet ( I learned my lesson the hard way when upstairs neighbors' sewage started coming up in my bathtub due to a common line blocked by flushed wet-wipes.)

Yeah - that’s what a bidet is for. A full shower seems excessive and time consuming.

My GI says it is the best way to prevent and treat hemorrhoids. Which is an unfortunate fact of life as an elder gay. And it works - for a reason I can’t explain.

I need to git me a booday!

I'm not wasting witch hazel on my asshole...

I've seen r10's hole, it's not clean or smooth. It's filthy, stinks, and rough as sandpaper. Nearly sanded my cock off!

I grew up in the Middle East and therefore only use shattafs/handheld bidets to do the job. It's so effective and feels much cleaner. I could never imagine wiping. It never feels itchy. I also flush my rectum with it after every "session" so I rarely ever douche. I'm always clean and ready for some ass play!

[quote]I've seen [R10]'s hole, it's not clean or smooth. It's filthy, stinks, and rough as sandpaper. Nearly sanded my cock off!

With the right inflection, this could be from a John Waters script.

R19 Keep that nasty left hand away from me.

[quote]I've seen [R10]'s hole, it's not clean or smooth. It's filthy, stinks, and rough as sandpaper. Nearly sanded my cock off!

Baby, you can't afford my hole. It's clean, smooth, tight, and a beautiful pink color.

r21 I mean I get your point but that's why it's crucial to wash your hands after you're done and that applies to wiping too.

R22 encrusted pimentos in your hole hair don't, a pink hole make.

[quote] I've heard toilet paper might damage the soft skin around anus.

After all the poundings your hole has taken, you're worried about some measly toilet paper?

OP, Use plain water. The source of your choice (bidet, shower nozzle, poured on a cloth, etc.). No detergent or other added ingredients.

Wet wipes, no matter how they are flogged "for sensitive skin" tend to be very irritating. Steer clear. If you feel you need something extra (you likley don't) to tidy up, Thayers brand alcohol-free Witch Hazel is a good choice. You will be surprised at what plain tap water and a gentle cotton washcloth (not washed in heavy detergent or any fabric softener) will do.

I have used sorbolene cream on toilet paper to clean up my hole before. Cleans well and leaves it feeling well moisturized.

You can change, OP. Wipe the slate clean.

You're supposed to use your fingers just like Indian people do.

R6, I assume that, like all refined people, the OP avoids shitting away from home whenever possible. In the unfortunate eventuality that one must shit away from home, moist wipes must suffice. Naturally, any clean person keeps these in his/her desk for just such emergencies. If the worst thing happens, and irresistible impulse or illness overtakes one away from both home and work, then moistened toilet paper and a quick return home are the only possibilities.

At home, paper followed by bidet or shower is the cleanest approach. I find the failure to use paper rather gross, OP. Without getting too graphic, sometimes there is lingering material that should be removed before washing, especially in the shower, unless you enjoy the idea of standing in shower water that is soiled with feces. Surely I don't need to explain further.

Who could have known some guy's toilet habits would be so fascinating to the posters of DL?

Most people are secretly obsessed with poop

Ajax on a sponge

With 100 lbs of fat blanketing your anus, no one will ever see how damaged it is anyway.