A former straight co-worker I had a crush on

Now's the time

I occasionally stalk the man I adored 15 years ago at the office.

He's thicker now and he produced a tribe of unlovely giantesses.

No, OP, he's not formerly straight. He's formerly married. He's still straight unless he did or said something to make you believe otherwise when you worked together.

Don't hit on your straight friends, it will end in tears (not his).

His name isn't Joe, is it, R2?

No, it isn't Joe. But he is still adorable despite his foolishness in marrying a sow.

Oh just tell him you want to blow him and get it over with so you can Move on to someone else.

OP, you're a pathetic wallflower.

Put on your prettiest frock and take a basket of muffins to his house to let him know you are available.

I once met a guy at a convention who checked all my boxes (I thought) We had a friendly, kinda flirty exchange and got his business card. A few days later I called him and told him I'd like to meet for a drink/date/(fuck) and he said he lived with his girlfriend. I said, oh how embarrassing for me, but he was cool about it and said if he was gay, I'd be someone he'd like to be with and that he was flattered.

All you can do is ask, OP.

R3 must be a blast at parties.

Oh, I forgot to mention that he is said to have a HUGE cock. He had a girlfriend at one point (this was before he married the mannish woman) and he reportedly had to “go easy” on her.

Verificatia!

OP Why are telling DL this? Seek attention much?

3/10

Thanks for sharing.

But no one cares.

0/10