We haven't done anything yet but!

Is his name Steve?

This is so boring.

As him to have his dick docked, like a dog's tail.

A TRUE gay man wouldnt even ask such a stupid question. Leave your gay card at the desk on the way out,poser.

Mom says dinner's ready, come up from the basement

R1 No, his name is Darryl

R2 I'm sorry my dating and possible love life doesn't entertain you. But I'm in a real perdickament here if you know what I mean.

R3 Not sure that's an option

R4 If you seen his cock, you'd go straight

R5 Really? You're gonna pull the still living with Mom bit? Mom delivers btw

Is he bigger than you?

R7 Of course he is. Mines a beanie weenie compared too his.

Is he a top?

-10/10

Lifting my caftan as I type.

R9 He likes it all

R10 I don't know what that means?

R11 U go gurl

R9 He likes it all

R10 I don't know what that means?

R11 U go gurl

Nearly a foot long, huh. I'm sorry OP, measuring from his asshole does not count.

been there, OP. I’ve had several boyfriends who were just Too Damned Big (and I’m a bottom). There is more to life than sex. How badly do you think he cares? Unless he’s a virgin, he’s probably used to it.

R14 I'm telling you, not too many cockgobblers could handle this beast. He has a vein running down the top of it that looked the size of my right index finger.

Thanks R15, that's what I'm hoping!

Run. Before you're running to the hospital with a prolapse.

R15 I'm not sure yet about what his true intentions are

R18 Booty isn't an option. No way, lol

Top bunk or bottom, OP?

Praise BE! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!

Samuel. The lord has RISEN! And he has RISEN FOR ART THOUGH!!!!

Or for YOU, YOUSTH! Whatever the Bible word is!!!!

You are gonna be STRETCHED!!!

Stay pressed, HUNTY!

If you saw it and know how big it is, what did you do with it that first time you saw it?

We need pictures. You must have something to show us.

This is the same poster as the “Can U be gay if U have no attraction whatsoever to your opposite sex?” troll

R21 Pray for me

R22 I didn't do anything with it. Just told him I wasn't ready for anything serious yet.

R23 Maybe one day if he approves

R24 I'm gay as they cum hunny, no mystery or doubt here, and you're trolling me

That's a DONG MEAL, hunty-

A MANWHICH is made for a MAN.

Are you not MAN ENOUGH to take your SAN-MICH??

What a pussy.

R26 Not about being a man or not. One just has to know his limitations, and compatibility with another. Sounds like you have a big mouth. Maybe I can make introduction if things don't work out between Darryl and I.

OP, now that you've seen Heaven, this should be your theme song.

{quote] Ah! Sweet mystery of life At last I've found thee Ah! I know at last the secret of it all; All the longing, seeking, striving, waiting, yearning The burning hopes, the joy and idle tears that fall! For 'tis love, and love alone, the world is seeking, And 'tis love, and love alone, that can repay! 'Tis the answer, 'tis the end and all of living For it is love alone that rules for aye! Love, and love alone, the world is seeking, For 'tis love, and love alone, that can repay! 'Tis the answer, 'tis the end and all of living For it is love alone that rules for aye!

Met one like this. Fortunately he was vers.

R28 His cock may send me too heaven. Literally ☠

R28 You got lucky on that one. I'm just kinda worried that when the new wears off he may look elsewhere for what I can't physically can't handle.

Be careful now! His load could kill you!!

Is this him?

OP you’re a pussy. I used to handle a guy that was as big as a Pringle’s can. Seriously. I could deep throat him and he would fuck me. I loved him.

R33 is this him?

This thread is triggering a BM

R35 If you gotta shit, go shit

R35 If you gotta shit, go shit

Trigger warning! TRIGGER MOTHER FUCKING WARNING! This site contains all kinds of pointless shit posted by very peculiar people. You will doubtless be offended, perhaps outraged – that is assuming we are doing our job and you have any sense at all. Those delicate souls who worry about being offended should probably not hang around here. Quite honestly, nobody should hang around here - it is a very bad place full of very bad people posting truly awful things.

Which is precisely what we would like for the next 20 years.

Datalounge Policy

I hate you OP. Fuck You

genitaliae verificatiae ?

R39 Such foul words for a transgender little boy. Grow a set why don't ya? Oh yeah, you can't!!! Hahahaha

R40 I don't know what it means, but I like it

R39 I've been thinking and deeply saddens me that you are displeased with my thread. Especially since I personally invited you too join this post. I'll tell what I will do to make things better and to make things right. I'll let you suck my cock and lick my balls until you can't suck & lick no mo. I promise you no short load, but a big full belly blaster! I figure that is more than enough of a consultation for your displeasurement. Sound good?

For all you savage man eaters who love HUGE cocks. Here's your dinner!!

R42 It's consolation you squirt fest

OP did indeed start the “Can U be gay if U have no attraction whatsoever to your opposite sex?” thread. Love trolldar

OP must be an angel because he is 12 inches from heaven.

I'm sure OP is shaking in his boots if he's not gay worrying about what a bunch of queer trolls think. Ain't that right OP?

R47 Gays, not queer fuckstain

Does his dickhead look like a fist?

…or a baby’s arm holding an apple?

48 Well?????

I knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that this was fake when OP started complaining about too much cock. No such thing as too much cock. It’s like saying he has too much money or is too good looking.

R52 R51 R48 R47 R46 R45 R44 All of you bitches/trolls need too stay off my thread with that shit. I never complained about too much cock. I wasn't complaining about anything. I've just never dated anyone with a HUGE anaconda dick like his before, or even close. But I'm glad all this happened, because if I can't make him happy, you can! And that's what's important. ❤ Take care, I'm out!

Now I’m more convinced than ever my fourteen year old sister wrote this. Go to bed, Jan.

R54 I'm sure the author of this thread is desperately seeking ur approval

R55, Duh.

R55 What are some of ur attributes that make u so special?

I meant R56 I wanna know what makes u so special?

R58, it’s okay. I can see that you are certainly special.

R59 I'm lookin 4 someone who can make me feel special. Can u make me feel special?

R59, obviously. We can all see you ARE the author of this thread. You know that, right? Acting like a third person in your own defense is pathetic.

God Damn it. You dumb fucks probably just ran off the best piece of tight ass in here. If he was double threading? Did you all ever think he may be just testing the waters and trying to experience something new? Smh

The crazies are out tonight. How many fucking personalities does the OP have? Most of this thread is a conversation with himself. Whoa.

Doesn't matter too me! I like the crazy ones. I'll fuck everyone one of them.

Who gives a fuck? Why does it matter to you if someone talks to themselves all day long? Why tear them down?

Throw it over your shoulder and burp it.

R66 How bout put you in my lap and pop it?

R65 Honey, you are the OP

OP......Whether if you're 1 or 10 people don't worry about what the pos gays that come on your thread and say. They're miserable scumbags probably dying of AIDS and they wanna tear you down too make themselves feel better. Good luck and happy trails dealing with your hunty's monsta cock. And be glad you have a tight ass and a small mouth. Great assets too have! 👄

R68 And you're his biggest fan! Keeping feeding him and he will cum!!! 🌋

How do we know for sure it's a guy?

R69 Is also the OP. And throwing around AIDS shit? You weak willed little bitch. Now I see why you have to pretend to be getting laid, nobody wants to go near your fucking mentalness

R72 You have no clue what is real and what isn't. I'm sorry you got infected. Should've used that pill they pump on TV everyday. Hopefully you live in a Medicaid state and you're provided you with the proper healthcare & medicine you need to live as long as possible. I'm praying for you, hang in there! 👊

Nothing better than stiring up a bunch a gays! Cocka-Doodle-Do 🐓 Priceless

R72 When did the OP say he was getting laid? Sounded like to me he is scared of the cock?

R72 When did the OP say he was getting laid? Sounded like to me he is scared of the cock?

Wannabe cockgobbler, lmfao

Come on out the closet OP. The water is fine.

If you block the coo coo banana bread cray cray OP, you can see how crazy this shit is. I picture this person sitting in front of their computer in a dark room, drinking a big gulp and talking to his dead cat's ashes.

Got your attention R79, and thanks for tip for better concealment. I'm gonna work up a master plan too drive you maggot faggots nuts.

R80, I bet. Sounds like you spend a lot of time thinking about faggots and nuts. Enjoy.

[quote]If you saw it and know how big it is, what did you do with it that first time you saw it?

It said how big it was in the ad.

R81 Hell yeah, ain't nothing sweeter and neater than a gay guys peter. All I do is think about cock. Just not yours! Sorry

R81 Hell yes, ain't nothing sweeter and neater than a gay guys peter. All I do is think about cock. Just not yours! Sorry

I'm gonna become the best cockgobbler this world has ever seen. I'm setting my goals high. I won't settle for less! World Champion CockGobbler 🏆

Nice

FF and FF and FF.

Lather, rinse, repeat:

FF, FF, FF, and FF until you have no more fucks to give.

[quote] It’s like saying he has too much money or is too good looking.

I have too much money, but I'm not too good-looking.

[quote]I'm lookin 4 someone who can make me feel special. Can u make me feel special?

I can make you feel special!

Wow! Trolls trolling a troll. How original

FYI I'm pretty sure the OP is a female. I recognize some possible patterns from an old thread.