My housemate’s dog licks her cooter everyday

Thank you for stopping by, Bestiality Troll. Much appreciated.

maybe your housemate should keep her cooter covered and not let her dog near it. compression shorts or spanx should do the trick

OP , obviously you are NOT a Lesbian.

Yep, definitely summer. Definitely the kids are on holiday from elementary school.

You could do with your cooter being licked, OP.

OMG, I mean the dog licks its own cooter. Not my housemate’s, you dizzy queens.

OMG LOL

R6 then say so!

A bitch gotta get it somewhere.

Our housekeeper does too.

Are we sure this isn't a 'hygiene' issue.

OP is a jelly lesbian who wishes she could eat herself out. No one else will do it willingly.

Old man was sitting outside on his porch, and his dog was licking it's own nuts. I said damn, I wish I could do that. The old man said that dog will bite you. Smh

And the Moderator-Free Weekend has begun!

You think it’s bad now, put a little hiney on said cooter and see what happens. 😋

It's NOT a form of masturbation!! She has a yeast infection, which is very common. You can get medicated, pre-moistened wipes and they will get rid of it. And, no, they are not expensive.

as i said, a hygiene issue. THREAD CLOSED

I agree, this is not self oral gratification. The dog's cooter is itching. I'd suggest a 1 to 1 mixture of white vinegar and water on a baby wipe or a hand towel you don't mind never using again.

Check to see if the dog has a blossom cooter. If so it's probably not getting clean and is irritated.

Blossom Cooter. Anyone know if this names been trademarked? Its so versatile

[quote] It's NOT a form of masturbation!! She has a yeast infection, which is very common.

Yep, this happened to me a lot when I was growing up. I can't lick myself of course but fortunately my brothers were able to help me out.

Female dogs absolutely do masturbate by licking themselves.

That bitch has fibromyalgia and gluten intolerance.

I’d prefer we retain the premise that the dog is licking the housemate’s cooter.

Housemate? Are you poor?

Chaturbate!

You'll be swimming in tokens.

[quote]I mean the dog licks its own cooter. Not my housemate’s, you dizzy queens.

It was easy to tell because you're such a gifted writer.

“I mean the dog licks its own cooter”

I desperately wanted to adopt that pooch until you spoiled it with facts!

Poor dog needs to see a vet! She probably has a urinary tract infection. Snarky comments aside, dog needs medical attention.

As to we all you twit

In Soviet Russia, housemate's cooter licks dog.

You have Fidette sit in a bath of Greek Yogurt (the no crap done to it kind). Repeat for a week.

She’s allowed to enjoy her fun box. You just don’t want her suffering crotch rot.

R33, she’s a 70 lb pit bull. That would be a hell of a lot of Greek yogurt.

Use your charm.