How do I break up Pete and Chasten ? Do I have to sit out this entire election ?

Fuck off, BITCH. He is MINE

Maybe if Mayor Pete wins you can become a White House intern.

You're adorable, OP. Unfortch, these two are forever.

We can tell it's you by the way you type, OP. When is your case worker supposed to be stopping by?

QUE?

You can be his side piece if you're cute. But I suspect he's the loyal kind..

Classic case of Frau Derangement Syndrome

Cracks in the world's most perfect marriage are already becoming visible, say two staffers who asked not to be identified as they were not permitted by the campaign to speak on the record.

It's a gay relationship, you just need to be more attractive.

Please don't do this, OP. Let gay couples enjoy their marriages, and don't interfere. I love my ex-BF so much, it hurts. I hate the people who kept interfering. He knows better, now, but young people do stupid things.

bump

STALKER OP

Well if Dale Peck is correct, it’s only a matter of time until Pete realizes he skipped his slutty phase and dumps the husband so he can become a circuit queen party whore.

Nice booty on Pete!

OP = Mike Pence being a jealous bitch.

Therapy, OP. Get some.

R3: that’s a really sweet pic of them.

Playful:

Chasten’s got his own following now as well. Why on earth would Pete want to dump him for a loser like you, OP?

Chasten is ugly, and Pete is just ok looking.

In other words OP, there are better fish in the sea for you, just keep looking.

Chasten isn't ugly. He's average (as is Pete).

They really are a cute couple though. I'm sorry, OP. I think it can't be done.

Lolz:

bump

Neither of them are that attractive. And they belong together, OP. Let it alone.

OP, you will never be First Lady, dude.

Stalkers are losers, OP, and no one wants a loser. Move on.

Sweetness:

You sit them down and tell them “it’s not YOU, it’s ME. No, really I mean it.”

Do we know if Pete and Chasten team escort? OP would pay extra for the "FLOTUS Experience"

Hmmm

Thankfully it's a Gay Relationship, so their relationship will have a longer shelf life that a straight one.

Sorry OP, unless you manage to get Beto to come between Pete & Chasten. The gays will not support you.

They've only been married for a year. Pete settled way below him. I give it 5 years.

Good Lord, just look at Beto's hands. Is there any doubt he has a megacock?

Pete needs that.

Sounds like you need that, R34. Don't think Pete has any interest in Beto.

[quote]Thankfully it's a Gay Relationship, so their relationship will have a longer shelf life that a straight one.

😂

WTF is up with Betos teeth. They are worse than Eric Swalwell’s.

Thin lips and oversized veneers, is what's wrong with his teeth.

r33 Wrong. Chasten is a ray of sunshine in human form; positivity incarnate. They're perfect for each other.

Is this some deranged grau? Soon we'll have those numbered threads about Pete and Chasten which fill up within a single day.

To borrow from Elaine Benes: tell him you'll be there for him. Then, after a while, remove "for him" and you'll just be... there.

This is what Pete texts Chasten from home. 💕

Not Pete, R42. Pete's in Michigan today. It's whoever is watching their dogs.

I love pete so much

Well, there mashed-up named is Chete, so there's that.

or Cheter if you want to use Pete's full first name.

Pic at R37: Why bother wall-mounting a TV if you're going to let ugly cabled hang from it? They should be hidden inside the wall.

You have to obtain a semen sample, then you can do a voodoo spell with it to make him love you.

The hardest part is obtaining the semen without him noticing. I could let you in on the secret, but I'd have to kill you.

Beto! How many times we have talked about this? You need to dump that rich frau of yours before you move on to Pete.

Y’all definitely need this:

Beto isn't dumping the frau for Pete, R49. Pete's spokesman just bitch-slapped Beto for his constant leaks to the press about how he's going to go after Pete in the debates.

Creepy? Or Funny?

So tough for me to see him this sexy and gird my loins. So masculine.

I want to break Chasten's teeth. He needs to GO !!! NOW !!

r53 Wow, that's a sexy lean.

Someone told me recently that 'peter' in French means 'farting.'

Chasten is sooooooooo ugly.

He's just not worthy of our Pete.

What's wrong with Chasten?

r55 And to trump means to fart in British slang. Isn't language fun?

they're both hideous

and he will never win the nomination

delusional queens

You could hire Marianne Williamson to put some type of Santeria hotfoot curse on them.

Put a dry dildo in one of their luggage.

OP had transferred his obsession from Anderson Vanderbilt to Buttygig.

But we know if he was Pete Nobody, OP wouldn't give him a 2nd look.