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How do I break up Pete and Chasten ? Do I have to sit out this entire election ?

I didn't know i am capable of loving someone this much. It's magical. But Pete is in serious love with Chasten. And is a serious contender for POTUS. Even though I am fairly convinced in my ability to make Pete fall in love with me I am not sure he will leave Chasten for me at least until 2020 election.

Do I have to wait ? What do I do ? This is killing me. My God

by Anonymousreply 62August 17, 2019 7:48 AM

Fuck off, BITCH. He is MINE

by Anonymousreply 1July 20, 2019 1:10 AM

Maybe if Mayor Pete wins you can become a White House intern.

by Anonymousreply 2July 20, 2019 1:12 AM

You're adorable, OP. Unfortch, these two are forever.

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by Anonymousreply 3July 20, 2019 1:20 AM

We can tell it's you by the way you type, OP. When is your case worker supposed to be stopping by?

by Anonymousreply 4July 20, 2019 1:23 AM

QUE?

by Anonymousreply 5July 20, 2019 1:24 AM

You can be his side piece if you're cute. But I suspect he's the loyal kind..

by Anonymousreply 6July 20, 2019 1:24 AM

Classic case of Frau Derangement Syndrome

by Anonymousreply 7July 20, 2019 1:49 AM

Cracks in the world's most perfect marriage are already becoming visible, say two staffers who asked not to be identified as they were not permitted by the campaign to speak on the record.

by Anonymousreply 8July 20, 2019 2:03 AM

It's a gay relationship, you just need to be more attractive.

by Anonymousreply 9July 20, 2019 2:06 AM

Please don't do this, OP. Let gay couples enjoy their marriages, and don't interfere. I love my ex-BF so much, it hurts. I hate the people who kept interfering. He knows better, now, but young people do stupid things.

by Anonymousreply 10July 20, 2019 2:21 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 11July 20, 2019 3:24 AM

STALKER OP

by Anonymousreply 12July 20, 2019 3:31 AM

Well if Dale Peck is correct, it’s only a matter of time until Pete realizes he skipped his slutty phase and dumps the husband so he can become a circuit queen party whore.

by Anonymousreply 13July 20, 2019 4:11 AM

Nice booty on Pete!

by Anonymousreply 14July 20, 2019 4:13 AM

OP = Mike Pence being a jealous bitch.

by Anonymousreply 15July 20, 2019 4:28 AM

Therapy, OP. Get some.

by Anonymousreply 16July 20, 2019 5:10 AM

R3: that’s a really sweet pic of them.

by Anonymousreply 17July 20, 2019 11:46 AM

Playful:

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by Anonymousreply 18July 20, 2019 11:54 AM

Chasten’s got his own following now as well. Why on earth would Pete want to dump him for a loser like you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 19July 20, 2019 12:12 PM

Chasten is ugly, and Pete is just ok looking.

In other words OP, there are better fish in the sea for you, just keep looking.

by Anonymousreply 20July 20, 2019 12:18 PM

Chasten isn't ugly. He's average (as is Pete).

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by Anonymousreply 21July 20, 2019 4:25 PM

They really are a cute couple though. I'm sorry, OP. I think it can't be done.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 20, 2019 4:26 PM

Lolz:

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by Anonymousreply 23July 20, 2019 6:36 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 24July 21, 2019 4:18 AM

Neither of them are that attractive. And they belong together, OP. Let it alone.

by Anonymousreply 25July 21, 2019 4:22 AM

OP, you will never be First Lady, dude.

by Anonymousreply 26July 21, 2019 4:26 AM

Stalkers are losers, OP, and no one wants a loser. Move on.

by Anonymousreply 27July 21, 2019 4:35 AM

Sweetness:

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by Anonymousreply 28July 21, 2019 5:11 AM

You sit them down and tell them “it’s not YOU, it’s ME. No, really I mean it.”

by Anonymousreply 29July 21, 2019 6:04 AM

Do we know if Pete and Chasten team escort? OP would pay extra for the "FLOTUS Experience"

by Anonymousreply 30July 21, 2019 6:11 AM

Hmmm

by Anonymousreply 31July 21, 2019 5:40 PM

Thankfully it's a Gay Relationship, so their relationship will have a longer shelf life that a straight one.

Sorry OP, unless you manage to get Beto to come between Pete & Chasten. The gays will not support you.

by Anonymousreply 32July 21, 2019 5:46 PM

They've only been married for a year. Pete settled way below him. I give it 5 years.

by Anonymousreply 33July 21, 2019 5:54 PM

Good Lord, just look at Beto's hands. Is there any doubt he has a megacock?

Pete needs that.

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by Anonymousreply 34July 22, 2019 12:40 AM

Sounds like you need that, R34. Don't think Pete has any interest in Beto.

by Anonymousreply 35July 22, 2019 2:10 AM

[quote]Thankfully it's a Gay Relationship, so their relationship will have a longer shelf life that a straight one.

😂

by Anonymousreply 36July 22, 2019 2:16 AM

WTF is up with Betos teeth. They are worse than Eric Swalwell’s.

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by Anonymousreply 37July 22, 2019 2:25 AM

Thin lips and oversized veneers, is what's wrong with his teeth.

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by Anonymousreply 38July 22, 2019 2:28 AM

r33 Wrong. Chasten is a ray of sunshine in human form; positivity incarnate. They're perfect for each other.

by Anonymousreply 39July 22, 2019 2:29 AM

Is this some deranged grau? Soon we'll have those numbered threads about Pete and Chasten which fill up within a single day.

by Anonymousreply 40July 22, 2019 2:34 AM

To borrow from Elaine Benes: tell him you'll be there for him. Then, after a while, remove "for him" and you'll just be... there.

by Anonymousreply 41July 22, 2019 2:37 AM

This is what Pete texts Chasten from home. 💕

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by Anonymousreply 42July 22, 2019 2:42 AM

Not Pete, R42. Pete's in Michigan today. It's whoever is watching their dogs.

by Anonymousreply 43July 22, 2019 3:20 AM

I love pete so much

by Anonymousreply 44July 22, 2019 4:12 AM

Well, there mashed-up named is Chete, so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 45July 24, 2019 1:57 AM

or Cheter if you want to use Pete's full first name.

by Anonymousreply 46July 24, 2019 2:17 AM

Pic at R37: Why bother wall-mounting a TV if you're going to let ugly cabled hang from it? They should be hidden inside the wall.

by Anonymousreply 47July 26, 2019 5:42 PM

You have to obtain a semen sample, then you can do a voodoo spell with it to make him love you.

The hardest part is obtaining the semen without him noticing. I could let you in on the secret, but I'd have to kill you.

by Anonymousreply 48July 26, 2019 6:12 PM

Beto! How many times we have talked about this? You need to dump that rich frau of yours before you move on to Pete.

by Anonymousreply 49July 26, 2019 6:28 PM

Y’all definitely need this:

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by Anonymousreply 50July 26, 2019 7:46 PM

Beto isn't dumping the frau for Pete, R49. Pete's spokesman just bitch-slapped Beto for his constant leaks to the press about how he's going to go after Pete in the debates.

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by Anonymousreply 51July 27, 2019 12:36 AM

Creepy? Or Funny?

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by Anonymousreply 52July 28, 2019 5:06 AM

So tough for me to see him this sexy and gird my loins. So masculine.

I want to break Chasten's teeth. He needs to GO !!! NOW !!

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by Anonymousreply 53August 15, 2019 11:01 PM

r53 Wow, that's a sexy lean.

by Anonymousreply 54August 15, 2019 11:04 PM

Someone told me recently that 'peter' in French means 'farting.'

by Anonymousreply 55August 15, 2019 11:29 PM

Chasten is sooooooooo ugly.

He's just not worthy of our Pete.

by Anonymousreply 56August 15, 2019 11:48 PM

What's wrong with Chasten?

by Anonymousreply 57August 15, 2019 11:51 PM

r55 And to trump means to fart in British slang. Isn't language fun?

by Anonymousreply 58August 15, 2019 11:52 PM

they're both hideous

and he will never win the nomination

delusional queens

by Anonymousreply 59August 16, 2019 12:11 AM

You could hire Marianne Williamson to put some type of Santeria hotfoot curse on them.

by Anonymousreply 60August 16, 2019 12:21 AM

Put a dry dildo in one of their luggage.

by Anonymousreply 61August 17, 2019 7:19 AM

OP had transferred his obsession from Anderson Vanderbilt to Buttygig.

But we know if he was Pete Nobody, OP wouldn't give him a 2nd look.

by Anonymousreply 62August 17, 2019 7:48 AM
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