I need to know their story. I can’t
You can’t what?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 18, 2019 11:36 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 18, 2019 11:37 PM |
If you read through the article at R2, you will see at the bottom of it, the writer included this sentence: "Please note: The preceding article was an exercise in fictional creative writing."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 19, 2019 12:05 AM |
Hot! Sex kittens! Meeeooowwwww! Hisssssssss!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 19, 2019 12:06 AM |
R3 thanks! I fell for it damn it!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 19, 2019 12:19 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 19, 2019 12:26 AM |
They're Men, Baby!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 19, 2019 12:27 AM |
I spy with my little eye... at least one labia licker
God forgive me.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 19, 2019 12:27 AM |
I think the one on the right is my Uncle Alton.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 19, 2019 12:33 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 19, 2019 12:34 AM |
Anyone who claims "Trans" is something new, just needs to look at the OP's pic and realize there have been "Trans" people all along.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 19, 2019 12:40 AM |
OMG! That's Ginny from billing in the middle!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 19, 2019 12:46 AM |
I just looked at auctions finishing in the last couple of months on eBay. NO Faith Tones merch. NONE.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 19, 2019 12:50 AM |
Got sidetracked looking for more info on The Faiths Tones.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 19, 2019 1:12 AM |
R15 OMG! The Amen album cover is everything! WTF was with their obsession with puppets in 60s/70s?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 19, 2019 1:20 AM |
No thread of this ilk is complete without Joyce.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 19, 2019 1:21 AM |
Wow....I thought the one on the right was Stephen Fry...now I can't unsee it
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 19, 2019 1:27 AM |
They look like frau drag queens.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 19, 2019 1:28 AM |
Thanks OP threads like this keep me coming back to this site. Those album covers hahahaha
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 19, 2019 1:28 AM |
The middle one looks a bit like Frank Conniff aka TV's Frank from MST3K.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2019 1:42 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 19, 2019 2:58 AM |
Is that what you might call a 'handsome woman'?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 19, 2019 3:15 AM |
Trios always put the prettiest one in the middle.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 19, 2019 3:16 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 19, 2019 3:24 AM |
Dear, sweet, tacky Diane at r27: Trios always put the whoriest one in the middle.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 19, 2019 4:18 AM |
r17, Joyce deserved a much bigger career. She truly is one of the all-time greats. Her voice was sent from the heavens above.
Joyce's voice will bring tears to your eyes. Listen for yourself:
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 19, 2019 4:25 AM |
Bobbi Mohan-Culp obviously used Joyce's stylist.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 19, 2019 11:39 PM |
The higher the hair, the closer to God.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 20, 2019 12:05 AM |
Are we sure 'Joyce' isn't Andrea Martin in an SCTV skit?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 20, 2019 12:46 AM |
Peter Sellers was a genius.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 20, 2019 12:59 AM |
The FT’s should sing the National Anthem at the opening of the RNC Convention.
At least, that’s the rumor. I heard that somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 20, 2019 1:12 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 20, 2019 1:14 AM |
I need to know who does their hair ...... It's fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 20, 2019 1:39 AM |
OH this is so so sad. Look at all this white culture that would have been lost without Datalounge!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 20, 2019 2:11 PM |
Were they trying to molest Jesus, r38?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 20, 2019 2:44 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 20, 2019 3:17 PM |
If that hairdo at @r44 gets any higher, St. Peter will be able to reach down and snatch that wiglet right off of her head.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 20, 2019 5:03 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 20, 2019 5:25 PM |
r46, I knew Myrna Loy, Myrna Loy was a friend of mine. r46 you are no Myrna Loy."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 20, 2019 9:02 PM |
Would've made a cool look for a new wave band.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 20, 2019 10:00 PM |
When I was a kid my aunt gave me a small collection of Little Marcy records like this one here where she sings to $1.98 children, among other things she covered was the Pebbles and Bam Bam classic Let The Sun Shine In, I think she was the inspiration for the bride of Chucky.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 20, 2019 10:18 PM |
Joyce is the taller, brunette sister of Tootsie.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 20, 2019 10:21 PM |
R51 Like looking in a mirror!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 20, 2019 10:32 PM |
The little person in R43 could add more than a few inches by paying attention to some of these ladies' coiffures.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 20, 2019 10:54 PM |
Let’s a take a little listen.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 20, 2019 11:16 PM |
All that hairspray dissolved the ozone layer over Michigan.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 21, 2019 1:57 AM |
A Youtube comment:
After her label dropped her, Marcy turned to a life of crime and drugs. She shacked up with Jerry Mahoney for awhile but he kicked her to the curb! Partied with Chucky,for awhile! Last I heard, her bloated body was fished out of New York harbor! Another tragic Rock tale. Fame is a bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 21, 2019 2:09 AM |
R50 WTF are $1.98 children?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 21, 2019 2:35 AM |
The ones you can pick up at any interment camp down at the border.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 21, 2019 2:53 AM |
Those are the Trump leftovers. He marks them down and ships them on after he and Epstein are done.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 21, 2019 3:04 AM |
[quote]Are we sure 'Joyce' isn't Andrea Martin in an SCTV skit?
Or Kath Day-Knight.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 21, 2019 5:03 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 21, 2019 6:24 AM |
Sister Vestal Goodman, queen of gospel and Pentecostal high hair
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 21, 2019 6:31 AM |
I like it at the end when the cat locks him out of the house.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 21, 2019 2:07 PM |
Remember that Criminal Minds episode with Brad Dourif?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 21, 2019 2:17 PM |
omg this is my fave thread in all of history......so g dam funny!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 21, 2019 2:53 PM |
These ripoff artists always go for gospel music, don't they?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 21, 2019 3:29 PM |
proof that religionists are freaks of the highest order if not outright Satanists of sexual perversity
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 21, 2019 3:42 PM |
Does she have tiny baby hands on? r74 This thread is fucking hilarious
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 21, 2019 5:27 PM |
Using her fake tiny hands, Kristin Wiig could have had fun doing a take on the Handless Organist.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 21, 2019 5:49 PM |
Vickie seems to be the Fourth Faithtone.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 21, 2019 6:14 PM |
Let Me Touch Him - Kevin Spacey's favorite album
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 21, 2019 6:19 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 21, 2019 6:19 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 21, 2019 6:21 PM |
Were they guys wearing wigs? Those people were ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 21, 2019 6:33 PM |
How did these gospel groups ( especially family groups like the Richeys ) support themselves?
Did they go on tour to different churches and ministries?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 21, 2019 6:49 PM |
Is that Jim and Tammy Bakker at R39?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 21, 2019 8:35 PM |
OMG r86 ! this video is life!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 21, 2019 9:09 PM |
Merna looks like she's got an AK-47 just out of camera range and she ain't afraid to use it y'all
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 21, 2019 9:30 PM |
LOL R89. Maybe she has epic resting bitchface.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 21, 2019 9:35 PM |
I can’t understand why Henrietta and Myrna didn’t have a bigger career.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 21, 2019 9:41 PM |
Summa y'all cant sing either!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 21, 2019 10:06 PM |
In the video at R96 I particularly liked the old harpy who just started yowling about halfway through. There's something about screeching elderlies that tickles the shit out of me.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 21, 2019 10:11 PM |
Don't forget Baby Lu-Lu how has a voice that makes Little Marcy sound butch.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 21, 2019 10:17 PM |
Here is what became of the Faith Tones. See link
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 21, 2019 10:29 PM |
R99 I can’t, actually I can think what people in the recording studio were thinking and how they tried to forget it in the bar the same evening.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 21, 2019 10:30 PM |
Now that’s mighty fine Christian hair OP. Amen sistuhs!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 21, 2019 10:42 PM |
Some of those album names are very sexual. Can’t they see that or are they that naive?
South Park did a spoof of these where Cartman became a Christian singer.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 21, 2019 11:13 PM |
I'd like to hear Baby Lu-Lu at R99 belt out her rendition of [italic]I've Written a Letter to Daddy.[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 21, 2019 11:49 PM |
3 dudes in drag.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 22, 2019 12:08 AM |
r100, see r2
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 22, 2019 2:31 AM |
Joyce = Helen Lawson
Vickie = Neely O'Hara
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 22, 2019 5:03 AM |
I can't believe most of these are real.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 22, 2019 6:53 AM |
I imagine our most infamous Dataloungers looking exactly like that...
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 22, 2019 7:23 AM |
What a cruel, cruel world. How can we live in a world where the low-life Kardashians are worshipped and the glorious Faithtones are not? They deserve better, WE deserve better!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 22, 2019 10:08 AM |
I am CRUSHED to learn that Beverly Beecham did not late in life discover a taste and talent for rug-munching.
*weeping into my Sumatran breakfast brew*
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 22, 2019 10:15 AM |
Sorry to take it off-topic, everyone, but the videos of these people made me start thinking of AI and deep-fake videos. Like, we all know weirdos like this, and the wide range of oddball behavior that’s out there. For instance, Merna and her pal there in r86. That chick with the bangs is absolutely expressionless, and I wondered if she were autistic or stoned. Who knows. I wondered if AI would ever account for people with behavior like hers. And the lady at r92, how ya gonna fake THAT?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 22, 2019 11:43 AM |
[quote]Sister Vestal Goodman, queen of gospel and Pentecostal high hair
I read Vestal Goodman's autobiography. At one point, she had some serious health problems (I think she had a heart attack). She said during that time she didn't have the ability to take care of long hair, so she had it cut short. She went back with the group to start touring again. She sang at a small Pentecostal church and as she was leaving the church to go out to the parking lot to get on the bus, a group of women surrounded her and started berating her for cutting her hair. I think in that moment, she learned a lesson about legalism. But those Pentecostal women took their hair seriously!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 22, 2019 1:19 PM |
The one on the right gave birth to Stephen Fry.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 22, 2019 1:21 PM |
[quote]How did these gospel groups ( especially family groups like the Richeys ) support themselves? Did they go on tour to different churches and ministries?
r85, it depended how popular they were. Most gospel groups started out touring small churches and tent revival meetings. If they were good, they moved to the next level where they could record albums, go on Christian tv shows and do bigger stadium concerts with other gospel groups. Nashville used to have a week long convention of gospel groups and many could make a good chunk of money off that, between their appearances and selling records.
But it wasn't an easy life because they never would be able to make the money that non-Christian groups could make. In some ways, they were a lot like country singers, but country singers were more mainstream on tv shows like Hee Haw and the variety shows of the 60s and 70s. Large amounts of money weren't made by Christian artists until Contemporary Christian, and singers like Amy Grant, came onto the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 22, 2019 1:34 PM |
All these people scare me. I mean... wtf is wrong with all these people?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 22, 2019 2:42 PM |
R40, that would be Mr. Ray's Wig World
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 22, 2019 2:59 PM |
When I was a teen I found a Little Marcy album at a thrift store and bought it for like fifty cents.....my brother and sister and I had so much fun laughing at it.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 22, 2019 4:06 PM |
Were those high wigs supposed to hide their devil horns?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 22, 2019 4:06 PM |
Those ladies look like the third shift at the bottling plant.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 22, 2019 4:10 PM |
[R100] Thanks so much for that link. I’m glad I didn’t overlook it. It’s the most unexpected and fascinating article I’ve read in a while. Life always proves to be much more unpredictable and interesting than I ever would have thought.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 22, 2019 6:21 PM |
R117 they're called the Gospel Four but there's five of them?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 22, 2019 6:34 PM |
^^ That's because they're Christian where girls don't count
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 22, 2019 6:44 PM |
The article about the the Faith Tones isn’t true, r124.
The writer admits that he made it up.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 22, 2019 6:48 PM |
The Faithtones were asked to be on Pee Wee's Playhouse, but they got a creepy vibe from him, so they turned the gig down. The Del Rubio Triplets were chosen and immediately shot to fame.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 22, 2019 6:54 PM |
BTW, r128, the Del Rubios were already big.....
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 22, 2019 10:50 PM |
Let it not be said that there is a gospel song for every ilk. This one is especially popular amongst the scat crowd:
I LEFT MY LOAD
I left my load at Calvary,
Where Jesus died for you and me,
And then there came a peace so sweet,
When I left my load of sin at Jesus’ feet.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 22, 2019 11:45 PM |
Not to be confused with these awful cheap girls
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 23, 2019 12:51 AM |
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?
I mean... they must dress and do their hair like that ON PURPOSE...
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 23, 2019 12:51 AM |
Pentecostal women, at least the hardcore sects like Apostolic and Holiness, strive for modesty in dress, thus the frumpy clothes and no makeup or jewelry. Their devotion to their hair is based on a literal reading of 1 Corinthians 11:15: "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering."
Ironically, though Mormonism is anathema to orthodox Christians, many Pentecostal women are indistinguishable from FLDS women.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 23, 2019 1:01 AM |
Modern Apostolic Modest Clothing for Today's Lady
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 23, 2019 1:03 AM |
So they ARE morons.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 23, 2019 1:04 AM |
R117 And Jesus said “Thanks, I’ll take a taxi”
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 23, 2019 2:01 AM |
They sound like 3 rental kazoos flung down the stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 23, 2019 2:12 AM |
[quote]r121 When I was a teen I found a Little Marcy album at a thrift store and bought it for like fifty cents.....my brother and sister and I had so much fun laughing at it.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 23, 2019 6:28 AM |