Ree Drummond

If you were sleeping with Ladd every night, you'd have that smug smile on your face too.

Her life IS perfect. Have you seen that studly cowboy husband?

I want to stay a week in the Pioneer Woman Boarding House.

That is all.

Ladd is damned hot.

Her husband has the personality of a bag of rocks and wreaks of cow and pig shit. I’m sure he loves the gays. I bet ole Ree whipped up the fam some pride cupcakes for box lunches out on the ranch.

Ladd and cowboy Josh are hooking up on the DL!

They probably fuck in the barn, while eating Ree's cupcakes.

He fucks like an animal, I’d be smug too.

R6 you know what they say, steers and queers. Looks like they are going to violate that poor animal.

Ree is the QUEEN of Pawhuska.

Watching this, I get the distinct impression that she's a closeted Liberal.

Pioneer Woman road trip.

FRAU central!

I was glad when she got fat.

Here’s my brush with fame. Haha. Ree was filming something in Dallas. I had no idea who Ladd was. At the gym in the hotel I met him in the sauna. His big ole dick was hanging out from his towel in the sauna. I kept it cool but got some good peeks in. We talked about sports. Where we from. Etc. I learned next morning who he was when I saw black town car and a camera crew pull up to pick them up. He has a girthy schlong. No action. But he had no problems lettin it hang.

How did that old lumpy faced hag get Ladd in the first place?

[quote] I was glad when she got fat.

Me too. More cushion for the PUSHIN'!

When you’ve got a big one (I personally know) you let everyone see occasionally. I sometimes jog with no underwear and enjoy the stares from men, women, and boys.

[quote] I had no idea who Ladd was. At the gym in the hotel I met him in the sauna. His big ole dick was hanging out from his towel in the sauna

Ladd was clearly crusing the hotel gym for dick!

That woman at R10 is the frauiest frau who ever fraued!

Most of this thread sounds like fraus. Who the hell would honestly think her husband is hot except for a bunch of dumpy PTA moms? Looks all red faced like he hits the bottle.

[quote]Her life IS perfect.

Is this part of perfection?

I have some ideas about how she can handle this situation.

Isn't the family she married into something like the biggest landowners in America?

I love reading her Instagram because people are dragging her on nearly every photo.

For some reason, she has a lot of haters, and they are all over her Instagram because of her daughter's citation for drinking.

She could post a picture of lemonade, and the haters will reply "too bad your daughter was arrested. what a horrible example you are!" rofl!

These people are relentless. I guess they were waiting for a crack in the armor, before they could attack.

R18. A big, meaty cock covers a multitude of other flaws.

The Drummond family is extremely wealthy. I know one of them. Very nice...

I wanna see her big ol tits.

I don't think that's Ladd at r1. I don't think Ladd has hairy forearms like that poster's link.

About six or seven years ago, Ree Drummond hate blogs were practically a cottage industry.

I just caught an episode of Ree with Cowboy Josh and Cowboy Johnny.

Cowboy Johnny is fucking HOT!!!

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They look inbred R28.

^^ I guess if you consider Precious Moments figurines “adorable,” sure...

I hope R1 wasn't trying to feign that photo off as Ladd, because it certainly isn't him.

Truth be known, these people don't even live full time on that ranch. They've probably got a big house in Los Angeles. The lives of these cooking show people is never as presented on TV. The ranch is probably run by their employees and they just show up to film.

[quote] Truth be known, these people don't even live full time on that ranch. They've probably got a big house in Los Angeles.

Ree always talks about how much time they spend in Colorado.

I'll bet that they live part-time in Aspen or Vail.

She also travels quite a bit to New York City to visit her publisher.

Ree is not as "country" as she presents herself to be.

I don’t get why any of you are finding this gay hating Republicunt trash hot. Ladd looks like the poster boy for a good old fashioned game of best the faggot. Please.

*beat

Ladd most likely has mistresses all over the place he's keeping up. I seriously doubt he's a "good ol' Bible readin' country boy".

And frankly, I don't see the hot factor with him. He doesn't seem to have any eyebrows. And that constantly red face is off putting.

Ladd is damned sexy....

And he doesn't seem homophobic or racist in the least bit. If you watch the show.

I think that anyone who thinks he's a gay-bashing redneck is just projecting, because of his accent.

That picture is way old. His hair, what he has left (including his douchey goatee) is now snow white.

Definitely not hot. Gross.

Have fraus infiltrated these threads again? This guy is an ugly, tomato faced, Republican douche. He isn’t hot. If you honestly think he loves the gays then you haven’t spent any time around actual folks like him. I grew up in a rural area with people who were farmers and ranchers. I know for a fact that 99.9% of these people are intolerant assholes. Wake up and stop thinking with your dick.

Oh, Ree!

[quote]I had a black grandpa for the first seven years of my life. Pa-Pa had beautiful dark brown skin and rough, calloused hands.

[quote]Having a black grandpa provided me just the individuality I needed in the relatively small, affluent area in which I grew up. We were a country club family, and back then, not a single member of our club was any race other than white. Just how caucasian everyone was would be painfully obvious during any given trip to the pool: blond, straight hair, light tan skin, blue eyes—what did any of these clueless sheep know about culture? Or soul? Sure, I had auburn hair, fair skin, and freckles myself, but at least I had a black grandpa. So I wasn’t really like the rest of them.

[quote]Turned out, my grandpa worked his whole life in the oilfield and was such a dark shade of tan, I’d mistaken him all those years for African-American. "Pa-Pa’s white, dear," Ga-Ga repeated. She said it as if she was reporting the weather forecast. And while Ga-Ga didn’t realize it, what she actually did that night was rip out half of my soul, half of my identity. Instantly, in the blink of an eye, I was just like all the other country club kids, wearing the same clothes and eating the same Sunday Brunch spread, with no hope of soul food or gospel music anywhere in my future.

Ladd only trusts 'Murican wings.

That passage in R40 is craaaaaaaaazy. Is she serious???

R28 - that middle blonde boy with the dimples is adorable 😍

Her sons are both about 6 foot now and whenever they appear on camera now, they're sullen and monosyllabic. No more sweet little boys smiling as she frosts cupcakes - they're bitter teenagers stuck performing for their mom on her lame show. The older one barely grunts when Ree asks him how the chili/stew/beans taste.

I await they day they go off to college and either get busted in a humiliating hazing scandal or drunk in a car with a hooker.

[quote] that middle blonde boy with the dimples is adorable

That's her third child, Bryce.

She calls him her "Anthony Michael Hall" lookalike.

The kids are all grown up now.

No more "dancing monkeys" for Ree on her show.

The one in hot pink looks hungover. I wonder if she’s the one that got the DUI.

If ever there was a case study on the inexplicable rewards continually handed to white mediocrity...

I’d drink, too, if this phony cunt was my mother and my father was a sour shit.

[quote] The one in hot pink looks hungover. I wonder if she’s the one that got the DUI.

No, the one in pink is Alex - her oldest daughter.

The drunk one is Paige, her second daughter (the taller one).

Bryce is the blond boy, and Todd is the youngest.

Obviously, I watch her show... lol.

R45, if Anthony Michael Hall and Woody Harrelson had a son.

At least none of them inherited the daddy’s propensity towards ruddiness!

Ladd is from one of the largest land owning families in the country. He's worth in the area of $200 million. And Ree is worth around $50 million on her own. Oh hell no they don't live and work on that stinkin' Oklahoma ranch full time. The very idea.

Haha R53.

The way that she talks and acts on the show, you'd think that she lives in a shack down by the creek on their property.

She really does present a phony act of "down homey-ness" which her frau fans lap up like ice cream.

"Ladd is from one of the largest land owning families in the country. He's worth in the area of $200 million."

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suppose they're Republicans, far, far to the right of John Birch Society members.

That was from a deleted post about old black grandpa and enchiladas, R42. I’m not sure if it can still be found at archive dot org, but I can vouch for its accuracy....for what that’s worth. I remember my mouth falling open at the time. I’m getting an error message when I try to link the forum where I found the quote, but searching “black grandpa” with her name will turn it up.

And then there was another one that amounted to, “Why, yes, I am indeed allowed to use the R-word in reference to my retard brother, because he’s my bother and he’s fucking retarded.”

R56 I believe every word of this shit. That “black grandpa” story is exactly the kind of thing clueless white people say when they are attempting to demonstrate how open minded and non-racist they are. I am a person who can’t stand it when SJWs label everyone racist over silly things, but in this case I feel it’s pretty obvious. They try waaaaay to hard to show how accepting they are. Makes my skin crawl.

She was woke before being woke was cool, y’all!

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[quote] That was from a deleted post about old black grandpa and enchiladas

[quote] And then there was another one that amounted to, “Why, yes, I am indeed allowed to use the R-word in reference to my retard brother, because he’s my bother and he’s fucking retarded.”

Oh, please.

This is like the Mariah Carey "Excuse me, miss..." story.

Total bullshit.

I don’t believe a white child would ever get this notion in her head that she had black roots. She made that up, which is pretty alarming. Then she goes and marries a pink man.

Both Ree and her husband are very, very ugly. At least they have each other.

I believe the black grandpa thing. My grandfather is largely Native American and fairly dark. When he would come to pick me up from school the other kids would ask "Who's that ni&%er picking you up?" or "Why are going home with a Mexican?"

R17, there is no doubt in my mind that the frau in R10 's vid has been to, or is planning a sojourn to Waco to soak up "her girl" Joanna's awesomesauce.

The URL for the since-removed "black grandpa" post ends in [italic]/blog/2006/10/i_had_a_black_g/[/italic] but Muriel, in her infinite wisdom, still isn't allowing me to post links in this thread. It goes to a 404 error message and a big photo of a smiling Ladd with his legs wide open, if that's your sort of thing.

So, R60, what do you suspect the black_g refers to...

I had a black gargoyle?

I had a black gangbang?

I had a black gynecologist?

I had a black gayling?

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No, that's me.

Get in line, R66

I WAS that little girl, Joe Biden

R29 I think she whipped up a loaf of inbread for Ladd and the kids to eat on the ranch!

R63 - that’s hilarious! I would have asked you, “why is the man who mows your lawn picking you up?”

Her husband might be better looking with a bigger dick but I got the gays.

Well she's certainly NO Kimberly Drummond, that's for sure...

Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Ree!

I was flipping channels recently and came across an episode featuring her brother, who has Down’s syndrome. You KNOW that prissy bitch must be super embarrassed by him, but was probably pressured by her family to feature him on an episode, since she exploits nearly every member of her extended family at one point or another on that show.

I like blue, too.

What is so appealing about this woman? Why is she so beloved by fraus?

She’s cute without being beautiful and rich in a “downhome” way, so her followers don’t feel intimidated. She’s also a bit broad in the beam. I can’t imagine Martha Stewart ever being in the least bit plump.

I want to fuck her brother “Blue” so I can get some of that Pioneer Woman cash....and also to get closer to that hunky hubby of hers.

Charlie (RIP) was the cutest on the show.

Charlie’s dead?

I wonder how often Ree sucks on Ladd's dong?

Do you think she licks his balls?

I wonder if she ever tossed his salad?

R81 she’s one of those asexual incest Survivors

[quote] she’s one of those asexual incest Survivors

Considering that she has an entire brood of crotch spawn, I highly doubt that she's asexual.

I'll bet that she is FREAKY in bed, and performs all sorts of tricks on Ladd. She probably PEGS him, on top of everything else.

From blogger obscurity to stardom and even more money than they already had.

What a world.

All those people are poster children for the lifelong effects of the FAS.

[quote] All those people are poster children for the lifelong effects of the FAS

I don't think it's FAS.

It's pretty clear that Down's Syndrome runs in Ree's side of the family (her brother Mike), so some of her kids have that "look," even though they don't have Down's.

I wouldn't make fun of her family for that, because it's something they can't help. It's genetic.

I think so, R80.

I think the Downs brother is hot! It would be interesting and a challenge to see if I could get him “arroused.”

r88, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks.

[quote] “arroused.”

It's probably a good thing that he's, in all likelihood, illiterate.

Ladd's brother is better-looking, and his wife is much hotter than Ree (and she seems like she can barely contain her disdain for her.)

Oh, and Ree's "BFF Hyacinth" (as she's always referred to) has the classic "I Want to Speak to a Manager-Karen" hairdo.

How many times did her Daddy fuck her?

So true, R84 People say what they will about Martha, that woman has CLAWED her way into her brand. From lower middle class Jersey to basically international stardom, you have to hand it to her.

Ree: already rich and very lucky.

[quote] his wife is much hotter than Ree (and she seems like she can barely contain her disdain for her.

Ladd's brother is Tim, and his wife is Missy.

And yes, Missy looks like she HATES Ree with the heat of 10,000 suns!

I'd love to see them get into a bitchfight.

Ree is from Southern California. I think she and Ladd met at USC . Her sons are not growing up attractive. It seems the older one is going to just stay on ranch and work with Ladd. He looks like he was hit with the ugly shovel. Poor thing.

Isn't one of her sons a gayling?

Did Ree inherit much when her rich uncle Phillip passed away?

Ladd's cousin Thatcher Drummond is apparently the family lowlife. Running afoul of the law since the 80s.

And interestingly it's learned from the article attached that apparently Ree does not enjoy a stellar reputation with all. There are websites noted that demonstrate some people hold her with a level of disdain.

And see the next post about Gentner Drummond. I assume he's another cousin. He's a Tulsa attorney and failed Oklahoma Attorney General candidate. Another one who isn't exactly of stellar reputation.

An article about Gentner Drummond. He was sued by the Feds earlier this year for poisoning 40,000 trees on federal land with herbicide. I haven't found any data on the result of the lawsuit so I assume it's ongoing.

[quote] Ree is from Southern California. I think she and Ladd met at USC

Wrong.

They're both from Oklahoma. Ree is from Bartlesville, OK.

Ree attended college at USC, and Ladd went to Arizona State, both Pac-12 schools, so they must both be pretty smart.

She said that her intention was to move to Chicago after college, but she met Ladd, got married, and the rest is history.

Don't ask me how I know this...lol.

Thatcher is hotter than Ladd. Way hotter!

Really, R101?

You think this is hot? Rofl.

Ree is a Republican Daddy’s Lap Bopper who likes to worship masculinity and continue the Incest cycle. Very Oklahoma.

Her husband looks like a drunk. He has a barstool tan.

The fools that end their posts with “don’t ask me how I know this lol “. Fucking idiot little girls.

I want Thatcher and Ladd to double team me.....filling up both holes!!

Thatcher looks like a young Ernest Borgnine. And that's not a good thing.

That oldest daughter... she's got secrets.

I think everyone in that town has secrets and mostly about the Drummond family going way back.

R105 I hear Ree poops.

I wonder whose farts are worse, Ree's or Ina's?

Regardless, I'm sure that they're both pretty rancid.

Ree's with all that spicy food and beans she pretends she and her family eats.

Charlie last shopped the Pig in 2017.

I built Ree a separate bathroom off the ranch, because I couldn't stand the stench anymore.

Let's just say that after she eats all that spicy food, it gets "explosive" in the bathroom.

R111, Ina is the most pretentious fucking hag. Her husband is always away on “business”. Sure. He just stays with Ina for the food. I only wonder who is fucking when he is away. A big titty pole dancer, or the pool boy? 🤔

Pool Boy, R115.

R115 Why limit himself, I say both.

R117, I agree. He has been pretending to love icky Ina for 50 years. Ha has earned the right to be greedy.

Ree's brother Mike looks like he'd be fun in bed.

Or is that funny in bed?

R119 - I’d definitely smash Mike. He looks like he’d be super grateful. I bet he’d even let me flood him.

Ina's husband doesn't come around for the food. He's a zillionaire. He can afford to get the best food from around the world elsewhere. He comes around to occasionally tape a show with her so the pretense can continue. I'll bet during most of the year when they're not taping he never sets foot near her. I think when they were young he married her thinking he really loved her and denying he was gay to himself. What was it, the late 60s when they married. A well to do Jewish boy from Brooklyn and then whatever rich neighborhood his family lived in then didn't come out. They just married well and tried to make the best of the marriage while most probably did what was true to their nature at truck stops and such.

It seems odd to me that 90% of Ina's friends are gay men. My guess is that she too has always been a carpet muncher during most of their marriage. They have an arrangement and if so it's really their business. I just hate the fake happy marriage. Why couldn't Ina just do a cooking show without all the bullshit. She has apartments and homes all over the world or just worked from the Food Network studios. She didn't have to pretend her East Hampton happy life.

I used to watch her show because a nail salon I went to was pretty much locked on the Food Network. It's amazing that her kids aren't all fat hogs. The way she forces comfort food down their gullets every episode and demands that they fawn over her creations is cringe inducing. "What do you think Bryce". Isn't it good? Are you surprised? Can you believe I made all your favorites for your birthday, Bryce? It took the whole day, but it was worth it. Mmmmmm, these cookies are really crispy, don't you think, Bryce?" Ugh, the constant begging for love and affirmation through food creeps me out.

Anyone who follow her blog and shows know Bryce is her favorite. She mentioned how he's the most likely one to continue to live on the ranch compared to her other kids.

Her kids aren't fat because they work on the farm. If they sat around staring at an ipad like all other American kids, then yes, Ree's food would pork them up. Ree doesn't do farm work and she's zaftig.

Jeffrey Garten isn't necessarily "away on business all the time". He's a professor at Yale University and spends the work week in New Haven which is obviously too far to go back and forth daily from their home in East Hampton, NY.

Mike works on the ranch, too.

He jerks off the horses for studding.

Mike calls it "horsey milk" but says it is sometimes too salty for his tastes.

I won't watch her show for a lot of reasons but the biggest is I can't fucking stand her nasally voice. And you know she wasn't born with those "dimples" .

And I don't know why you morons get in this lather for Ladd, he's inbred fug.

Ladd ain't shit compared to a real sexy fucker like Mike!

That's what is so sexy about Mike!

He actually looks like a penis.

Albeit a penis with glasses but still...

Does anyone really think Ree her kids or anyone actually eats that shit she cooks other than tasting it on camera where there are most likely spit buckets right next to them as soon as the director yells cut. They don't stay thin by working the ranch, they stay thin by not eating that kind of food at all.

And seriously, as for any of them, including Ladd or his father or even his grandfather or any of those kids working the ranch, no way. These people are filthy, FILTHY rich and have been for generations. They have workers, probably that don't even make minimum wage, doing the dirty work. These people never get their manicured nails dirty. It's all for show. Ladd and Ree's only work is figuring out ways to become wealthier, like opening shitty restaurants and hotels and such.

There was a story about one of the daughters supposedly working at that Merc place they opened as a barista. The show made this big deal about how she trained an all and it turned out she was there for one week, just to tape her being there for the show. These children never worked a day in their lives, not in any real job and not working the ranch and probably never will. If that one son has anything to do with the ranch it will be in a hire people, sign checks and such capacity when Ladd gets too feeble minded to do it himself. No one in that family has gotten his or her hands dirty for more than 100 years.

How can people believe the bullshit they see on TV. Like that Valerie B. cooking show. It's taped at a studio. Why they have to pretend this is her home and kitchen, complete with fake company coming and ringing fake doorbells is beyond me. Why not just have her stand there and cook like in the old days of FN with Emeril or Rachel Ray. There was no fake homes or fake background story for each episode. They just did what people tuned in to see them do, COOK!

Doesn't anyone think it odd that during these make believe parties or just having company over everyone arrives at the same time. Has anyone ever had a party where every guest arrived at the same time like they all just stepped out of a clown car????

Nothing on TV is real, not any "reality" show, not 99% of the cooking shows, not anything. There is no such thing as unscripted. Everything they want us to believe has been real in decades has conditioned us to believe lies and that's how we end up with a President Trump.

R131 Ree is thin?

Oh my sides!

Now I will admit Mike is a little thick in the middle...

....of his raging cock!

This is supposedly Mike's favorite treat. I personally found it offensive that she would make him something so childish.

Whadda stud muffin!

They let him operate machinery?

Who's he's going to hurt who's worth anything as a human being, just the family around him? I don't think they let him operate machinery around the animals, not that they care but the animals are worth money to them. The rest is all land. It would be sad if he got hurt but if he wiped out the entire family, no big deal.

^I’d settle for the sister

Ladd doesn't give two shits about anything, as long as he and Cowboy Josh can go camping on Brokeback Mountain.

Mike is so yummy 😋. I want him to flood me so bad with his crooked Downs cock 🍆

Ree, is that you at R140?

I’m sure he’s been shot full of Depo-Provera, R140.

Until it’s been proven that there’s a market for the end product, no one wants him impregnating one of the insatiable-bottom bulls.

[quote]How can people believe the bullshit they see on TV. Like that Valerie B. cooking show. It's taped at a studio. Why they have to pretend this is her home and kitchen, complete with fake company coming and ringing fake doorbells is beyond me.

Everything I've ever read implies that it really is her actual home and kitchen. Do you have evidence to the contrary?

That GIF in the OP makes me want to set myself on fire!

Drummond did what Ina Garten did -- built a separate kitchen/building on the property to use specifically for filming the show. You can tour it and meet the dogs/kids, if you are ever in Bumfuck, OK.

I'd much rather tour Ina's home and barn. I'll bet she and Jeffery have separate bedrooms at either end of the house. I'd love to see her herb garden. I'm not interested in flowers or plants. I'd love to see her closet with probably at least several thousands of the same blouse, in different colors. I'd love to see the real people who do the cooking in her homes, probably professional private chefs.

I wanna be Ina’s “fruit fly.” (Is that the opposite of fag hag?) She seems like a fun boss you could get tipsy with.

I've made a number of Ina's recipes, everyone I've ever made her mustard glazed salmon nicoise raves about it. Also, a pretty basic Jeffrey-fave roasted chicken that gives homage to Julia Child.

If I entertained hicks, I'd try some of Ree's recipes.

Ina seems like a snooty old bitch. Parades her gay friends around her show like they are her pets. Fucking gross.

R149 - maybe....but I’d give my left but to be one of her “gay friends” and so would you. Your envy is showing and it’s ugly.

^^left NUT

R150 nope. I’m not a sycophant.

Ree doesn't have any gay friends like Ina does. She's never featured a gay person on her show in 10 years. I think she might be homophobic.

My guess is there are few, if any, gay people in Ina's town. I'd also guess they would not be made to feel welcome. Now, that is openly gay people. I'll bet there is plenty of cowboy on cowboy action going on the down-low.

I like Ree Drummond's show. I've tried her recipes. Most are pretty easy to follow, and they're good.

The Drummonds are well-off, but Ladd and his brother are very much involved in the operation of their ranch.

She homeschooled the kids, but her daughters did not go to the colleges your typical celebrity offspring attend (somehow Brown comes to mind). The daughter went to Texas A&M and the University of Arkansas.

What you see on tv is what you get in real life. Their politics probably lean conservative, but they are not fundies. They attend a Presbyterian church. I would be surprised if they did not support all civil rights for gay people. She posted this picture recently of Ladd (I think he's pretty hot. I like his mellow voice. His father's voice makes me cringe) and his friend Billy from college. Billy is unmarried and lives in Chicago. Billy may be family! And he's hotter than Ladd.

Ooops!! I meant few gay people in Ree's town. We own Ina's town, that is after Ina's ownership of course.

I'm sure they are involved in the operations of the ranch and the other businesses, the financial operations. They are not shoveling shit, for sure.

[quote] She's never featured a gay person on her show in 10 years. I think she might be homophobic.

Not true. There was an episode with Ree making little finger foods for "cocktail hour" at the Boarding House, and there was a gay couple at the party, who Ree was totally cool with and talking to. She's not some ancient relic from the 1940's. Ree graduated from high school in 1987, and also went to USC. She has had an exposure to gay people, no matter how much some of you may not think so.

R155, Ree posted a bizarre and cryptic message on her Instagram. I truly don't know what to make of it.

[quote] Bill and Ladd, Ladd and Bill. Friends from college, great friends still. Ladd is married, Bill not so. Ladd lives here, Bill Chicago. Still, when things in life go down—good or bad—Bill comes to town. To celebrate, to laugh, to mourn. Their bond is strong; it can’t be torn. Bill shows, and I see with my eyes how much that trait can mean to guys. Words don’t count like actions do. And one more thing I know is true? I’m grateful Bill is in Ladd’s life. Signed, that handsome cowboy’s wife.

WTF?

R159 - ok I wasn’t convinced before, but that’s some Brokeback Mountain shit! Bill’s definitely the top in that scenario. Ladd is the cute Jake Gyllenhal character. Get it boys!! Ree doesn’t care because she got her snot factory kids and a pice if Ladds $200 million pie!

[quote]Special shoutout to Tony,

R159 and R160, She gave a shout out to "Tony" at the end of her post. Who's Tony? Is Tony short for Anthony or Antonia or Antoinette? I'd like to think Tony is an Anthony and is Bill's main squeeze!

[quote] She's never featured a gay person on her show in 10 years.

And how would you know that? Not everyone immediately proclaims his or her sexual orientation on a cooking show.

Bill? Who is this BILL? I will CUT a bitch!

Trisha Yearwood has had plenty of VERY gay men on her show.

R164 - yes!! That’s why I absolutely love Trisha. I’ve even seen her live in concert. And her husband Garth is gay as well. She’s definitely an advocate.

Ina only owns two shirts. Same style two different colors. Black or denim.

There are 3400 people in Pawhuska, OK. There are 58,500 people in Southampton, NY. There are clearly more gays in Ina's orbit than in Ree's by virtue of opportunity. Trying to paint Ree or her family as homophobic simply because they live in a tiny area that happens to be conservative is nothing but more evidence of you low IQ. I don't know that she's "never featured a gay person on her tv show in 10 years" because, um, I haven't fucking watched every show that she's put out in the last decade. You clearly have. Which one of us is obsessed with this woman and her show? You need to get a life, dear.

Ina lives in East Hampton. I have no idea how many gay people live there but I'll bet it's a lot. LOL, that is why it's so beautiful.

[quote]Ree doesn’t care because she got her snot factory kids and a piece of Ladd's $200 million pie!

Sounds like Miss Bill got him several slices as well, henny

Damn. Some real haters here.

r166 Ina's tops are known as "shents." Part shirt, part tent.

Something tells me that gay couples would not be welcome at Ree's boarding house. A lot of B&Bs are like that, especially in conservative areas like Oklahoma.

R172 We've stayed at hotels in the midwest and south where they don't say you're not welcome but certainly make you feel that way. Like giving you a really nasty look when you say you want a king size bed and not two queens.

R157, I'm sure Ladd Drummond and his brother have shoveled the cow shit and a whole lot more on their land. they may have a handful of full-time hands on their ranch (and hire part-time hands during busy times of the year), but no matter how big your operation is, a good rancher or farmer knows he has to get dirty like everyone else to make sure it turns a profit.

And as for gay men on her show, something tells me she'll have a gay man help Ree this Saturday making mojitos!

Just sayin'😉

I'm positive that Ree has no aversion to gay people.

She would probably be more comfortable with gay people, than she would with Okie rednecks.

My old roommate worked on the production crew of her show 2 years ago. He says she’s very nice to everyone. Has no problem at all with gays or anyone else.

Why does this bitch ALWAYS use the word "chunks?"

She always says that she's cutting things into CHUNKS.

The only chunks I see when I watch her show are the CHUNKS I blow, looking at her food!

Ree has old lady voice.

She's the Gen-X Kathy Mitchell.

Ree Drummond's hotel is not a B&B.

Haven't watched the show for a long time. It's heart attack food, reminding me of Paula Deen. Ree uses enameled cast iron pots. I can see that she's struggling (strength-wise) when she has to lift one of those pots to pour the contents into something else.

I do like the set (ranch house) of her cooking show. It's a nice fantasy house. I doubt that her children really do manual labor on that ranch. Her youngest son was / is adorable.

She totally reminds me of the popular mean girl from high school. I bet she was mean to fat ugly girls back then. Speaking of fat, she’s gotten huge and her daughters are super ugly and old looking.

R45 he looks like sociopath who date rapes.

That's quite a stretch, R182.

You don't even know the kid, so that's a pretty shitty thing to say.

R183 go back to your Weight Watchers Facebook group

[quote] You can tour it and meet the dogs/kids, if you are ever in Bumfuck, OK.

I'd rather have a dog fart in my mouth.

Why are you all so jealous of Ree?

Is it because she gets pounded regularly by a hot, rich, sexy cowboy?

Oh, I think so.

I love this look on Ladd!

Sorry, not into that FAS, inbred look. You can have him all to yourself.

R187 why do those well-off country bois like Ladd always get that Valium look? Life must be easy and relaxed at the top of the food chain.

One of the daughters is a drunk. What makes you think the parents aren't? That gives that look too.

Ree is the ultimate Frau. Wife of a wealthy cowboy rancher. Mother of 2 girls and 2 boys. Started a mommy blog only to transformed it into a multi-million dollar empire. She must a had a very good karma in her past life.

I just caught the end of a show just now. Mexican soup w chicken and rice. Mmmmm

Ree agrees with you, R192.

So which one is a blood relative to Phillip and Kimberly? Ree or Ladd?

Did they inherit the money and the Park Avenue apartment after the NY Drummonds passed away?

What 'chu talkin' bout, Willis R194???!!!

I would do Ladd any time he wanted. Cowboy Josh as well. Or a 3way

Ladd is a bottom.

He posts on Grindr when he travels to Tulsa, and gets pounded by rough trade.

He also likes to PNP.

Ladd is a ZADDY!

Ladd's brother Tim Drummond looks like George W. Bush!

Reading this.... Ree sounds like a horny bitch.

She must be a freak in bed!

I wouldn't be surprised if Bryce ends up going to a big name college and becomes a football hero.

His sisters go to Arkansas and Texas A&M which are huge college football schools. If Bryce gets into one of those schools (or a better one), you'll probably seeing him playing on Saturdays in the Fall.

Interesting that the two daughters chose to go out of state to college. I don't know about Arkansas, but I can tell you that out of state tuition at A&M is pricey. It's that way with most state universities. My niece is currently going to vet school at OK State and the tuition is alarming.

I can’t wait till the sons get a few years older.....they’re gonna be HOT!!!! 👅

random question, Do Ree or Ladd smoke? Ree seems like the ultimate frau so smokes when she drinks and things it makes her interesting

Ree, with her jowls, sags, and wattle dripping and drooping like candle wax in every photo ever taken of her, cunts off about her seven-year-old’s saggy face (and her basset hound’s) while telling us that she, unlike the loser kid and dog, has mastered the art of being photographed in a manner that presents her very best, sag-free face.

In other words, excuse her beauty.

I hate the shows where Ree makes gifts for the neighbors and spends half of the show driving to their home, to then foist her creation on someone who she expects to be touched and happy to see her. If some bitch showed up on my porch with a camera crew just to give me some damn cookies... no thanks. It looks so awkward - smile, say thank you and then what? Invite her in with the crew?

I think that Ree lets Ladd perform anal on her.

Just a hunch.

R207 - honey, Ladd could take a shit on my chest if he wanted.....ANYTHING that hunk of burning love wanted would be an automatic approval.

I think that Ladd would rather perform anal on Cowboy Josh.

Cowboy Josh looks FABULOUS here!

Did she called every male staff at the ranch as "cowboy" ?

R210 - I need that cowboy tongue in my butthole

[quote]Interesting that the two daughters chose to go out of state to college. I don't know about Arkansas, but I can tell you that out of state tuition at A&M is pricey. It's that way with most state universities. My niece is currently going to vet school at OK State and the tuition is alarming.

Money is no object for these folks. They are swimming in $$.

^i have never understood why, with all that money, Ree insisted on home schooling those kids. Would no decent boarding school accept them?

A lot of deplorable fat gay fraus on this thread.

[quote] why, with all that money, Ree insisted on home schooling those kids. Would no decent boarding school accept them?

Boarding school? That's not her "brand" at all. Can you imagine our humble little "Pioneer Woman's" show, with her kids off at boarding school? The fraus would never go for that.

Homeschooling is a dog whistle for right-wing conservatives. They don't trust the "liberal" education system.

I actually think the real reason is that she was just too damned lazy to drive the kids to school because they live so far away from everything. So she just kept them at home, where she could "teach" them and also eat bon bons all day.

[quote] Money is no object for these folks. They are swimming in $$.

Indeed. Read the article at R201.

Bryce is the quarterback for his high school football team, and Ladd and Ree were "major donors" in a $2,000,000 renovation of the school's workout facilities and playing field.

They "declined to comment" on their contribution, because they wanted the article to "be about the kids."

I'll bet that they donated the entire two million themselves. Nobody else in Pawhuska has that kind of money.

I like the recent quarantine episodes filmed by her kids

Me too. And Alex's boyfriend (Mauricio) is hot. Cousin Stuart is no slouch either.

Stuart is a winner. Alex and Mauricio will make pretty babies.

My former stepdad, Mom's ex husband, dated her for five years back when he was in his late twenties(I don't think she's younger than him by a lot). They weren't really that compatible but he was attracted to her Southernness and her cooking, which she was supposedly talented at before she became famous.

Her family was jealous of her natural looks and they put a bunch of unflattering merges on her face and body. She still wears their ugly merges, mostly to avoid conflict(I can relate.)

I love her kids. They're all really nice.

[quote] Ree attended college at USC, and Ladd went to Arizona State, both Pac-12 schools, so they must both be pretty smart.

You have to be smart to go to Arizona State?!

Nephew Stuart looking good!

R220, if you're still here from 2 months ago, please tell me what this means:

[quote] Her family was jealous of her natural looks and they put a bunch of unflattering merges on her face and body. She still wears their ugly merges, mostly to avoid conflict(I can relate.)