Fake stories the tabloids keep recycling

"Exclusive! Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2: The $500 Billion Dollar DIVORCE Shocker Bombshell!!!"

Brad and Jen getting back together.

"Love Child of Aliens and Bat Boy!"

Elvis faked it.

Any anonymous source (friend, onlooker) who, in an article, says of a celeb couple, "You can tell they're really in love."

Jennifer Aniston pregnant? LOL She is quite possibly the biggest lesbian in Hollywood -- perhaps even more so than Angelina Jolie (and we all know how much she loves women)

‘Asteroid the size of Buckingham Palace to strike Earth before the end of the year!’

The economy is great!

Tupac still alive

Aniston has an amazing publicist.

She is this generation's Sharon Stone, a middling actress with a string of completely forgettable roles. Yet, every week, she's on the covers of the tabloids.

Wow, amazing that Aniston manages to get pregnant every two months or so!

"I'm ready to be with Sonny again!"

In real life, I was shocked that fifty something Rachel Weitz (sorry too tired to look up spelling) was knocked up. She must’ve birthed that baby by now.

The Jen Aniston pregnancy stories (going on 20 years now?) have always been asinine, as anyone with a functioning brain can tell she has no interest in children whatsoever. And of course now that she's 50 (more or less) they're even more ridiculous.

The Enquirer must have done a million "Cher is Dying!" stories. Why? She looks pretty healthy to me.

The big Bradley Cooper/Lady Gaga "romance" that's been on the magazine covers lately is the most ridiculous fake celeb story in recent memory. I can't believe they're trying to run with that one.

^ Supposedly, she's pregnant with his baby! Bwah!

I love the hysterical fake "pregnant with twins" stories that precede every royal birth. Kate having two girls, and naming one after Diana! O course, she had one Louis.

To be honest. my dream job would be to make up this shit.

^ I always envied the people who got to write all the "Bat Boy Lives!" type articles for the Weekly World News

I think Bradley Cooper has now reached the stage where even your grandmother is pretty sure he's gay.

Any baby name suggestions?

There is a certain genius to a good Bat Boy story.

Romney/Bat Boy is at least a better ticket than Trump/Pence!

Surely ancient Biden could capture the youth vote with Bat Boy on his ticket.

Bat Boy has as much experience as Trump did!

R26 Honestly, they must have a template for those stories and just change out the names, according to them Cher, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Streisand, Dolly Parton, etc... have been in their "Sad Last Days" for at least the last 30 years. I think they just run them with the macabre hope that one week they will get lucky and the star will actually die. So the next week they can say, "You read it here first!"

R31 How dare you?! I'm straight I tell you.. STRAIGHT! I like women (the younger the better) preferably models. I just had a baby with one of the hottest models in the world!

"MARRY ME!"

She proposed to HIM!

WTD???????

Gaga & Jeremy: HOT NEW ROMANCE!!!!

I'm surprised that the tabloids didn't recycle that crap about Mila Kunis dying.

LOL they even dragged Jeremy Renner into the Gaga/Bradley story! I'm sure they all laugh themselves silly at the editorial meetings. It's like "how far can we take this bullshit?"

Bradley pushed aside for Jeremy?????

Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors got married.

I seriously think the editorial board sits around going, "Which closeted homo can we troll this issue?"

"Hotel Hookups and NO TEXTING - How they kept their romance secret!"

And she's pregnant!

I thought the tabloids were DESTROYED by the Trump-Playboy model reveal?

ANITA BRYANT ...LATE LIFE LESBIAN .

Every female celeb is always pregnant, 52 weeks of the year.

Any female British Royal is expecting twins.

Ryan Seacrest and his newest girlfriend.

There have been a recent Dolly Parton illness stories in the tabloids.

I don't see why a bunch pf celebs can't group together for a civil libel suit and shut these rags down.

Carol Burnett and Tom Cruise have sued - and won.

Wow, Lady Gaga is so lucky - she has two hot studs like Jeremy Renner and Bradley Cooper to choose from!

r51, I was expecting Hillary pregnant.

Leonardo DiCaprio might soon be off the market! According to an anonymous source, the Hollywood heartthrob is ready to settle down with his stunning model girlfriend (insert name of model).

'He always dreamed of having a family of his own, but he was waiting for the right girl', our source tells us. And it looks like he's finally found her: '(insert name of model) is different from all the others. He's never been so happy with a girl. Their friends expect them to announce an engagment at any moment'.

I think they write this stuff because, there really isn't any gossip. Celebrities now keep their shit on lock; nothing they don't want out there, gets out, for the most part. Even interviews are scripted and PR narrative, is all there is. It's really the end of the gossip industry as we knew it.

Or "Jen Aniston TRUE LOVE AT LAST!: How the star is no longer a lonely spinster"

I honestly believe one of the main reasons why Aniston is never going to come out as a lesbian is because it would reflect so badly on Brad Pitt.

I mean... what are the odds that a straight virile movie star [sarcasm] would date and/or marry 3 lesbians back-to-back-to-back (Paltrow, Aniston, Jolie) LOL

I agree, R61. A lot of stuff in the tabloids is made up, and the other half is pure PR. Even most 'paparazzi photos' these days are staged. Boring as fuck.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I suspect that even blind gossip sites are infiltrated by celebrities' PR people. blindgossip.com definitely has some legit (negative) gossip, but lots of stories sound like they were planted by publicitsts.

Ha ha!!!

"Her Second Gay Husband Was Never In Love With Her!"

Celebs won't shut it all down because it keeps them relevant. Jen Aniston would be a footnote from the 90s if she didn't lose her husband to Angelina Jolie and the tabloids hadn't run with it for years. It's a symbiotic relationship. The ones who complain the loudest (paging Jennifer Garner, your table is ready) are the ones who stage the most shots and have PR teams that leak things to generate stories.

Yeah, whoever's publicist that came up with the truly brilliant idea of having the world's two "sexiest" people get together probably got paid extremely well to come up with that storyline.

Aniston, of course, had to have her own storyline, so Vince Vaughn was brought in since he was pretty famous at the time, to be "Jen's New Man" to feed to the tabloids.

I do believe when it comes to Brad, Angelina, Aniston, Bradley Cooper, Gaga and a few others that it is 100% scripted and given to the tabloids in order to keep their names in the spotlight.

Yes, I don't think Angelina cares one bit about being cast as the "villainess" as she is rich and has her kids. She has no fucks left and enjoys the role.

"Is Vince The One?"

I love Bat Boy! Here's his history. Interesting interview about tabloids.

Here’s a legit take on the tabloids/America’s obsession with Jennifer Anniston love life and and her mother/motherless status. Give it a listen.

Brad and Jen back together! Angie seething!

Bradley and Gaga are moving in together

Gaga is pregnant but doesn't know if the baby belongs to Bradley or Jeremy!!!!!!!

From R72's article

[quote]They often relied on existing myths and conspiracies, like the lumberjack who kept Bigfoot as a love slave.

#Biigfoot #meToo

What should Gaga name her baby?

Benzo Ylecgonine